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BOTH: Blah! | 0:00:01 | 0:00:03 | |
# Fire up the van and hit the open road | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# We're putting on a show from a travelling abode | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# Fabulous feats that are crazy and colourful | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Prepare to be amazed by the weird and the wonderful. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# Hoopla! | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
# Everybody shout hoopla! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
# All together now, hoopla! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# Everybody knows, hoopla! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
# There'll be magic, mayhem mystery, suspense | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
# Prizes... it's going to be immense | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
# From Matlock to Margate, Pontefract to Perth | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
# It's simply going to be the biggest show on earth | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
# Hoopla! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
# Everybody shout hoopla! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
# All together now, hoopla! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
# Everybody loves hoopla! # | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
WIND BLOWING | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
BOTH: Hoopla! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
CHILDREN: Hoopla! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
# Chimpanzee riding on a Segway Chimpanzee riding on a Segway | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
# Chimpanzee riding on a Segway | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
# Bam ba-ba bam bam bam | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
# Chimpanzee riding on a Segway Chimpanzee riding on a Segway | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
# Chimpanzee riding on a Segway | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
# Bam ba-ba bam bam bam | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
# He's got a helmet on, and | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
# He's wearing overalls, and | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
# Don't that lady look surprised? Yeah! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
# Chimpanzee riding on a Segway Chimpanzee riding on a Segway | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
# Chimpanzee riding on a Segway Bam ba-ba bam bam bam | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
Hoopla! Welcome to the Tideway Theatre! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
This week, coming to you live-ish from the town of... | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
Piddle Under Cheesecloth! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
You and you! Yes, welcome to Hoopla, so good to see you. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Today, someone's going to be leaving at the end of the show | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
with the Golden Hoopla Trophy | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
made out of 100% percent solid... styrofoam! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
AUDIENCE WHOOPING | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Yes! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
And, also on Hoopla, | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
we have got some of the greatest acts on this planet. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
We've got the brilliant Bambolina and Dodo. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
GENTLE PIANO MUSIC | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
All the way from Barbados, we have music from... | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Va Va Voom! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
# No one can save me | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
# No one can fix me | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
# It hit me now I feel like I'm going to explode. # | 0:02:44 | 0:02:50 | |
The weird and wonderful... | 0:02:50 | 0:02:51 | |
DROWNED OUT BY CAR HORN | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Do you want to smell it? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
But not only have we got all of that! We've also got this! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
It's the winner of Britain's Got Talent. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
BOTH: Ashleigh and Pudsey! | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
MUSIC | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Ten seconds to tell us what you thought about that. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
CLOCK TICKING | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
It was very fluffy. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
Awesome. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
DONG | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
Do you agree with all that? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
-I didn't hear it. -DONG | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
And now it's time for this! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
HE STRAINS AND LAUGHTER | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
ANNOUNCER: It's time for our first game, so let's play Brain Scoop! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:25 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
DICK AND DOM: Hoopla! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
And now, a chance to earn your self another Golden Hoopla Hoop | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
and earn your place in the Finaleval at the end of the show. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
So here we are, at the Supersonic Skid | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
and loaded into some of the skids, we have our contestants. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
In the first skid, we have Karen! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
In the next skid, we have Aaron! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:05:49 | 0:05:50 | |
And in the final skid, we have Cloe! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
And in the skids with you this week, | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
you'll see there are skid hippies. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
-Hippies. -This is a memory game. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
You've all been given a copy of this, | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
the Piddle Under Cheesecloth Observer. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
You've got to remember as many of the headlines as possible in 45 seconds. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
So, Rodney... BOTH: Crank it up! | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
Give them the newspapers. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
ANNOUNCER: In today's Piddle Under Cheesecloth Observer, | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
we've misplaced commentary - admits minister. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
Fruit bat wins lottery. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Budgie guilty of demanding money with menaces. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
Shift key voted nation's favourite. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Russell Brand clones himself. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
Kate Middleton eats servant. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Lady Gaga's dress feeds a family of eight. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
Helen Skelton in extreme knitting challenge. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Chris Moyles in dental floss accident. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
Ant attacks pet dog. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
-Stop it! Stop it! -Stop it! Stop it, Rodney! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
-Stop it! Stop it! -Rodney! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
-Stop it! -Stop it, stop it! -Thank you, Rodney. -Right. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
That's quite enough of that. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Get out your skids and join us and we're going to test your memory. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
BOTH: Here we go. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Right... | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
I hope you enjoyed your skid ride. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Now it's time to test your memories. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
If you get one right, give yourself one, OK? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Right, these are your buzzers, you stick the head up, | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
your tongue through and blow a raspberry. Test that out. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
BLOWS RASPBERRY | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
-Lovely. -Wonderful. -Question one. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
What have ministers misplaced? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
-Karen? -Coventry. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Let's find out if you're right. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
ANNOUNCER: We've misplaced Coventry - admits minister. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
Well done, Karen. Give yourself one. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Karen! When you answer a question, please remove your mask, | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
or you just look dumb for the whole thing. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
That's not a bad thing, let's face it. OK, question two. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
Why was there a fruit bat in the news? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Aaron. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
Because, because they have fruity bat wings. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
Because they have fruity bat wings? | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Let's find out. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Fruit bat wins lottery. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Oh, I'm sorry, you don't give yourself one point. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
Question three, what was a budgie found guilty of? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Got to hurry you. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
Nobody knew. Let's hear it. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Budgie guilty of demanding money with menaces. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
Oh! Question four, | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
what has been voted the nation's favourite keyboard key? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
-Yes, Karen. -The shift key. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:36 | |
Shift key voted nation's favourite. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
It's correct, well done. Give yourself five. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
Which celebrity now has a double? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Aaron? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Um... Russell Grant? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Let's find out. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Russell Brand clones himself. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Did you say Russell Grant, or Russell Brand? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
-Brand. -Did you say Russell Grant, or Russell Brand? | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
I'm going to, remember, we have the technology here to rewind, | 0:09:00 | 0:09:05 | |
play back and find out if you said Grant or Brand. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
So you might as well tell me the truth and not waste our time. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
-Did you say Grant or Brand?! -Brand. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
All right, you can have a point then, all right. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:09:18 | 0:09:19 | |
What has Kate Middleton reportedly eaten? Karen? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
A servant. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
-Let's find out. -Kate Middleton eats servant. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
Give yourself one, well done. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Why was Lady Gaga in the news? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
Aaron? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Her dress fed a pet. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
-Let's check. -Lady Gaga's dress feeds a family of eight. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
Family, I'm afraid. We can't give you that I'm afraid, Aaron. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
What has Blue Peter's Helen Skelton been doing in her latest challenge? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
-Karen? -Knitting. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Helen Skelton in extreme knitting challenge. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
Give yourself one. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
And that's the end of the game. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
At the end of the game, we can see Cloe without an H has got nowt. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
Aaron's got one but the winner is Karen with four! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
Come out here, Karen! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Here is your Golden Hoopla Hoop and we'll see you in the Finaleval. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
But until then.... | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
BOTH: Hoopla! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
MUSIC CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Take her away, kid clowns. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
So that's the first Golden Hoopla that's been found. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
Three more to award but right now, prepare to be amazed. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:54 | |
INAUDIBLE HIGH PITCHED VOICES | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
DISTORTED VOICE | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
SONG: "I'm In the Mood for Dancing" | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
# He's in the mood for dancing | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
# Romancing | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
# Ooh, he's giving it all tonight | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
# He's in the mood for chancing | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
# He feels like dancing | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
# Oh, come on and hold him tight | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
# Dancing (Dancing) | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
# He's in the mood, babe | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
# So let the music play | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
# Oh, he's dancing (Dancing) | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
# He's in the groove, babe | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
# So get on up And let your body sway | 0:11:47 | 0:11:52 | |
# He's in the mood for dancing | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
# Romancing | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
# You know, he shan't Ever stop tonight | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
# He's in the mood for chancing | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
# He feels like dancing | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
# Ooh, from head to his toes | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
# Take him again | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
# And heaven who knows | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
# Just where it would end | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
# So dance | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
# Dance | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
# Come on and dance | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
# Oh, yeah | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
# Yeah, dance | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
# Come on and dance | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
# Oh, yes, dance. # | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
Excuse me, I'm terribly sorry about this, but you're wanted outside. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:48 | |
'It's Hoopla! game number two. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
'The Finaleval awaits the winner of Dum-Ball!' | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
90 seconds, it's a game of one half in which to get the city boy | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
over the line for one point. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
-What's your name? -Rebecca. -Who are you? -John. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
Your team is called The Hairy, by the way. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
-Who are you? -Jackie. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
-And, finally, we have... -Alex. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
You're called The Peaches. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
It's The Hairy versus The Peaches. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
Let's start this game when I blow my whistle... | 0:13:17 | 0:13:21 | |
WHISTLE | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Here we go. Oh, lovely early run by The Hairy. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
It's a poor start, though, isn't it, John? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Well, I'm looking at it now, because The Peaches seem to be gaining. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
-The Peaches getting down the wing. -Over the line! -Straight away. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
WHISTLE | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Absolutely textbook. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
What was nice about dad, John, is they played it out wide, | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
got it down the wing, which is where they should be getting it. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
-But they left a man up front, one at the back. -They did. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
This is good play from the reds. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
WHISTLE | 0:13:57 | 0:13:58 | |
Here we go again. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
I think... Oh! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
That's a foul, I think. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
The referee showing a yellow card, no he's showing a red. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
He doesn't know what he's doing, this young man here. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
But on the pitch there's some very exciting action. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
Very close to the line! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
And again! 2-0. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:19 | |
WHISTLE | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
-What I would say, John, at this point... -Yes? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
..is I think it's going to be a runaway success for The Peaches. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
-It might will be. -That's what might happen here. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
Obviously a lot more time to play. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Because the reds, quite frankly, all over the place. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
They don't know what they're doing, | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
They don't know what they're doing, John. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
No, that's right, you're absolutely right. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
I'm not going to argue, but hang on a minute... | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
Saying that, this could be their comeback. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Oh, it's virtually an own goal. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
What I would say is, that time I really don't think the greens | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
knew what they were doing. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:54 | |
-Well, fair enough, Brian, I think Rebecca -and John did well there. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Dick's in a real mess there. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
No, he's up, you we go. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
He's got him out. At least the Dom-Ball's back in play. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
Back in the arena. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:07 | |
Quite a lot to play for here, John. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
And look at this runaway triumph, is this allowed? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
Nobody's moving. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
Look at John go! | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
WHISTLE | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
This is absolutely extraordinary. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
It's 2-2 here, John, what about that? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
The Peaches didn't know where they were. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
They haven't regrouped, they left nobody back. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
-They were stood standing. -There was no plan. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
And there's no time for that in this game, John. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
We're back on, 2-2, all to play for. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
In go The Hairy. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
It's got messy, but Rebecca and John both there. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
Oh, no, they've lost it. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
They've played it out wide, | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
and the crowd are angry, says the big fella. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
John, he's carrying a bit too much weight. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
He needs to lose some. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
He needs to lose it, John. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
WHISTLE | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
What now? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
2-2, all to play for, in goes the Dom-Ball. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
He's looking particularly mardy today. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
No change there, is there? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
No, you're right. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
Look at John go now! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
WHISTLE | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
Stop! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:28 | |
It's 2-2. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:29 | |
It's a draw, ladies and gentlemen! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
This is a draw. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
Which means that, because Dom is over there in the green side, | 0:16:36 | 0:16:43 | |
they lose, the reds are the winners! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Who's the team captain? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Rebecca, step out of the car, please. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
The Hairies win the game. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
That means that now you're going to go to the Finaleval, | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
but first, you've got 20 seconds in which to... | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
Hoo... Hoo... | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
Ho-Hoo... Hoo... Hoo-Hoo... | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
Hoo-Hoo-Hoo... | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
HOOPLA! | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
Rebecca, everyone! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Right, kid clowns, come and take her away. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
We'll see you again in the Finaleval. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
Lovely! | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
And now, they're French, they're amazing, | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
they'll astonish you. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
It's Le Navet Bete! | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Ho-hoo! Ladies and gentlemen. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
Ladies and gentlemen! | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Boys and girls, tables and chairs, shoes and socks! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
Welcome to... | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
To the amazing Cooking With Keith! | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
No, no, no! Welcome to... | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
To An Amazing Work Out with me, David! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
CLANG | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Welcome to Le Navet Bete... | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
ALL: Extravaganza! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
And now for some singing. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
-# La... -# La... -# La... | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
-Hup! -Hup! -Hup! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
-Hup! -Hup! -Hup! -Hup! -Hup! -Hup! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:44 | |
Hey! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
What on Earth are you doing! Get up! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Get up immediately, stop this nonsense! | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
please allow me to introduce myself to you. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:02 | |
My name is Hans, and I would like to sing you all a little song. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:07 | |
# When... | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
# The... | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Woah, woah! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
# Moon hits your eye | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
# Like a big pizza pie | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
# That's amore | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
# That's amore! | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
# When the stars seem to shine | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
# Like you've had too much wine | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
# That's amore | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
# That's amore! | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
# That's amore! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Get him up. Get him up, what have you done?! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
Ha-ha! Real wood! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
No. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
Yes! Hand carved in Germany. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
Look at that face. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Hello. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
Hey. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:01 | |
Them, them, them! Not me! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
What on earth are you doing to me?! This is ridiculous! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
right, I have written you a little story... | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Hey! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Come on, hey! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
-No! What is going on?! -Yay, look at this! Yay! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Yay... | 0:20:26 | 0:20:27 | |
CLANG | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
My baking tray! You broke it! | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
My goodness! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
Look, you've made him cry now. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Give him the flower. Come on. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
AUDIENCE: Awww. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
-That's much better, yeah? -Isn't that nice? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Do you want to smell it? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
HE CRIES | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
Look what you've done! | 0:20:56 | 0:20:57 | |
Look, Keith, you've made him cry now! That's ridiculous! | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
Listen, ladies and gentlemen... | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
What are you doing? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
No, no, no, don't touch me! What are doing!? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
Stop it! Stop it! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Ladies and gentlemen! My spectacle is ready! | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
What is going on? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
No, put it out! Put it out! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Give it to me! Give it to me! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
The health and safety! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
Keith! Why are you always stealing the show?! It's my turn! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
You ready for this? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
AUDIENCE: Yes! | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
OK, let's do it! | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
OK, OK, nice and easy. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
One... Woah! | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 | |
Two... | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Oh no! | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
OK. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
OK, I'm going to try and ride this, guys. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
Everyone! | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
AUDIENCE CLAPPING | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
One! | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
Two! | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
Three! Go! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
Hey, I'm doing it! | 0:22:01 | 0:22:02 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
Guys! Guys, can you help me down? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
No, no, no! Not with the ladder! | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
-Bring it back down here. -Yes, take it back down here. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Argh! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
Just get off the stage, all of you, get off! Stop it! | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
Right, finally! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, my story... | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
Argh! | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
10 seconds to tell us what you thought about that. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
Now let's see what's coming up for the rest of this week's show. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
Don't go anywhere, | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
because we still have melodious music from Cover Drive, | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
comedy acrobatics from Bambolina and Dodo... | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
Plus, loads more Hoopla-style games and of course | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
that all-important Finaleval, | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
where one lucky winner will receive a prize money can't buy! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
But first, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
it's Gypsy Rose Dick's Cards of Fate! | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
# We were very happy Well, at least I thought we were | 0:23:30 | 0:23:36 | |
# Can somebody tell me what got into her? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
# We had a house and a home and a family | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
# And a man that loved us so | 0:23:46 | 0:23:51 | |
# Who'd believe she'd leave us to join a... # | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
-ALL: -Hoopla! -# ..show? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
# Whoa, say has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy rose? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:04 | |
# Here's a picture when she was my sweet Mary Joan | 0:24:04 | 0:24:08 | |
# Now she's got rings on her fingers and bells on her toes | 0:24:08 | 0:24:15 | |
# Say has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy rose? # | 0:24:15 | 0:24:20 | |
Here I am! Hiya. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
I'm Gypsy Rose Dick. Now, some people like to call me GIP-sy Rose Dick, | 0:24:23 | 0:24:28 | |
so called because... | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
SHE GAGS | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
I don't believe it. Me gippin's bust! It's all dried up. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
Right, these are Dick's Cards of Fate, and at the end of this game | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
someone's going to be winning a Golden Hoopla Hoop! | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
-ALL: -Oooooh! | 0:24:44 | 0:24:45 | |
SHOW SOME RESPECT! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:50 | |
-ALL: -Sorry. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
It's all right. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Look - here's the Golden Hoopla Hoop. Isn't it lovely? | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
Would someone like to kiss it? Yes, you, birthday boy. You kiss it. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
Have a kiss of that. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Ooh, is it nice? It's lovely, isn't it? | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
Right, let's meet the contestants. Come and stand up, please. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
We've got Mark, and we've got Leon. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
Give them a sarcastic round of applause. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
Very nice. Hello, Leon, all right? | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
-Are you hungry? -Yes. -Hiya, Mark. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
-Hiya. -Oh, he's a nice boy, isn't he? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
We're going to start the game, and all will become clear. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
I'll do my little rhyme. We'll begin with you, Leon. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
Cards, cards, bring us luck. If you don't, he might chuck! | 0:25:31 | 0:25:35 | |
HE GAGS | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
Pick a card, Leon. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:39 | |
Show it to everyone at home, nice and high. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
What delicacy have you got? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Chocolate hazelnut spread, you like that one, don't you, Mark? | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
Get your spoon, ten seconds, as many mouthfuls as you can. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:52 | |
Remember to swallow. Go! | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
Ooh, he's a good lad, this 'un. Two... | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
Got to swallow it. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Come on, Mark, we know you can. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
That's his third spoon, but can he swallow it?! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Down the hatch. Lovely. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Right, three spoonfuls for Leon, in Leon's lush pint. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
Oh, it's thick stuff, this. Let's just get a load in there. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
Ooh, it floats nicely. It's a floater! Lovely, Leon. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
Right, back to the cards. Cards, cards, bring us luck. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
If you don't, he might chuck! | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
HE GAGS | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Oh, that's disgusting. Right, Mark, pick a card. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Show everyone at home. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
-Tartare sauce. -Show it round there. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Tartare sauce! Ooh, fishy. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
Let's get the tartare sauce, and Leon, it's your favourite. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Ten seconds, remember to swallow. Off you go. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
One... Can you taste them capers? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
Two. Are they nice? | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
Got a bit hanging out. Three... | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
Got to swallow it, Leon. I'll give you the fourth if you can swallow it. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:57 | |
Down the hatch. Go on, my son! | 0:26:57 | 0:26:58 | |
Yes, open your mouth, let's see. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
Yes, it's all gone. So we got four spoonfuls of tartare sauce | 0:27:00 | 0:27:06 | |
in your lush pint. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
Ooh, look at that. Don't that look nice? | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
You've got a little bit just dribbling down. That's nice, Mark. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:16 | |
Right, back to the game. Cards, cards, bring us luck. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
If you don't, SHE might chuck! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
SHE GAGS | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Right, pick a card, Leon. What you got? | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
Ooh, cold mashed potato! Nice. Let's get it out. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:32 | |
Here it is. Mark, here you go. Ten seconds start now. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:37 | |
One... Two... | 0:27:38 | 0:27:42 | |
Three... Four... | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
Five... | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
He's gone for six, but can he swallow it? | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
Yes! Six spoonfuls of cold mash, into your lush pint. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:56 | |
Three, four, five, six. | 0:27:56 | 0:28:00 | |
-Do you like the look of that, Leon? -No. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:04 | |
Right, back to you, Mark. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:05 | |
Cards, cards, bring us luck. If you don't, he might chuck! | 0:28:05 | 0:28:10 | |
SHE GAGS | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
Right. Who's picking? Get your card. Show everyone at home. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:16 | |
Cold spaghetti hoops. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
Leon loves them, don't you Leon? Ten seconds, off you go. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:24 | |
One... | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
The more you eat, | 0:28:27 | 0:28:28 | |
the more goes in the other person's pint. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
Three... | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
Oh, is he going to swallow 'em? That weren't so bad, that one. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:38 | |
Four? Is it gone? Right. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:39 | |
One, two, three, four. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
-It's filling up. That's lush, isn't it, Mark? -Mmm. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:44 | |
Back to the cards! You're going to be picking, Leon. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
Cards, cards, bring us luck. If you don't, he might chuck. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
HE GAGS | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
Off you go, Leon. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
What have you got? Show them. | 0:28:57 | 0:28:59 | |
Lemon juice. Where's the lemon? | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 | |
Right. You've got to eat it with a spoon, though. All right? | 0:29:02 | 0:29:05 | |
-Yeah. -Ten seconds start now. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:09 | |
Oh, it's tart, isn't it? | 0:29:11 | 0:29:12 | |
Three... Four... Five... | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
Six... | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
Seven! Good job. AUDIENCE SHOUTS OUT | 0:29:19 | 0:29:21 | |
-Was it eight? ALL: -Yeah! -Thank you! | 0:29:21 | 0:29:23 | |
You're a good lot, aren't you? | 0:29:23 | 0:29:25 | |
One, two, three, four, five, | 0:29:25 | 0:29:29 | |
six, seven, eight. It'll add some flavour, won't it? | 0:29:29 | 0:29:32 | |
Cards, cards, bring us luck. If you don't, she might chuck! | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
SHE GAGS | 0:29:37 | 0:29:40 | |
Mark, please. Last card. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:42 | |
Last round. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:44 | |
-What have you got? -Brown sauce. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:46 | |
Right, where's the brown sauce? Do you like brown sauce, Leon? | 0:29:47 | 0:29:52 | |
You do now, here you go. Ten seconds. Go! | 0:29:52 | 0:29:56 | |
One... Two... | 0:29:57 | 0:30:00 | |
Three... Four... Five... | 0:30:01 | 0:30:05 | |
He's going for six! Can he swallow it? | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
-What was it like? -Disgusting. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:12 | |
That's what we like to hear. How many did you get, six? | 0:30:12 | 0:30:15 | |
One, two, three, four, five, six. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:17 | |
The person that's going to win this | 0:30:17 | 0:30:20 | |
is the person that downs the pint and puts the empty glass on their head. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:24 | |
But first, let me get out Dick's mick stick mixers! | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
Here they are, look at them. Big ones, aren't they? | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
I like 'em on full speed. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:32 | |
Right, hold your glass... | 0:30:32 | 0:30:34 | |
Let's mix! | 0:30:34 | 0:30:35 | |
DRILLING | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
It's broken! Look what you've done to my mixer, Mark! | 0:30:47 | 0:30:51 | |
You know what you're going to get for that, don't you?! | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
SHE GAGS REVOLTINGLY | 0:30:55 | 0:30:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:57 | 0:30:59 | |
Save that for later. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:01 | |
Right then, here we go. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:05 | |
First one to put it on their head empty is the winner. Go! | 0:31:05 | 0:31:09 | |
It's Mark! | 0:31:13 | 0:31:15 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:31:15 | 0:31:16 | |
Sorry, Leon. But thank you anyway. You were a good sport. Off you go. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:23 | |
Take the brown sauce with you, enjoy that. Off you go. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:26 | |
But Mark, come with me over here! | 0:31:26 | 0:31:29 | |
Cos that means that you... | 0:31:29 | 0:31:31 | |
..you've got 20 seconds to...Hoopla! | 0:31:34 | 0:31:38 | |
JAUNTY MUSIC | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
Oh, he's a rum lad, this one. We'll see you in the Finaleval later. | 0:31:57 | 0:32:00 | |
Off you go, kid clowns, take him away. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:02 | |
-Gypsy! Gypsy! -What?! -You'll never guess who's up on that main stage! | 0:32:04 | 0:32:08 | |
-Who? -It's Cover Drive! | 0:32:08 | 0:32:11 | |
CHEERING | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
# It's not a science now, it's just the way it goes | 0:32:23 | 0:32:28 | |
# You spin me all around, no gravity, no ground | 0:32:28 | 0:32:33 | |
# My world is your snow globe, you turn me upside down | 0:32:33 | 0:32:38 | |
# You know I like the shake, you make my heart quake | 0:32:38 | 0:32:42 | |
# You speak, and I'm crumbling, you move, and I'm fluttering | 0:32:42 | 0:32:46 | |
# Slowly I'm losing control | 0:32:46 | 0:32:50 | |
# I feel it banging | 0:32:50 | 0:32:52 | |
# Got me vibrating | 0:32:52 | 0:32:54 | |
# You got me and I'm falling so don't let me go | 0:32:55 | 0:33:00 | |
# No-one can save me No-one can fix me | 0:33:00 | 0:33:04 | |
# It hit me now, I feel like I'm going to explode | 0:33:04 | 0:33:09 | |
# Oh, oh, oh | 0:33:09 | 0:33:11 | |
# Oh, oh, oh | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
# It hit me now, I feel like I'm going to explode | 0:33:14 | 0:33:18 | |
# You're looking in my face and I can't keep it down | 0:33:23 | 0:33:27 | |
# I let the words escape, I've gone and shout it out | 0:33:27 | 0:33:32 | |
# No-one can help myself, I can't control it babe | 0:33:32 | 0:33:37 | |
# I feel it building up, you got me blown away | 0:33:37 | 0:33:41 | |
# You speak, and I'm crumbling You move, and I'm fluttering | 0:33:41 | 0:33:46 | |
# Slowly I'm losing control | 0:33:46 | 0:33:48 | |
# I feel it banging, got me vibrating | 0:33:50 | 0:33:55 | |
# You got me and I'm falling, so don't let me go | 0:33:55 | 0:33:59 | |
# No-one can save me No-one can fix me | 0:33:59 | 0:34:03 | |
# It hit me now, I feel like I'm going to explode | 0:34:03 | 0:34:09 | |
# Oh, oh, oh | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
# Oh, oh, oh | 0:34:11 | 0:34:13 | |
# It hit me Now I feel like I'm going to explode | 0:34:13 | 0:34:17 | |
# Oh my head light Spinning all night | 0:34:17 | 0:34:22 | |
# Ground shakes You take my breath from me baby | 0:34:22 | 0:34:27 | |
# Oh look what you've done | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
# I am coming undone | 0:34:30 | 0:34:32 | |
# The magic that you got, got is blocking me now | 0:34:32 | 0:34:36 | |
# I feel it banging | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
# Got me vibrating | 0:34:39 | 0:34:42 | |
# You got me and I'm falling | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
# So don't let me go | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
# No-one can save me | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
# No-one can fix me | 0:34:48 | 0:34:50 | |
# It hit me Now I feel like I'm going to explode | 0:34:50 | 0:34:56 | |
# Oh oh oh | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
# Oh oh oh | 0:34:59 | 0:35:01 | |
# It hit me Now I feel like I'm going to explode | 0:35:01 | 0:35:05 | |
# Oh oh oh | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
# Oh oh oh | 0:35:08 | 0:35:11 | |
# It hit me, now I feel like I'm going to explode. # | 0:35:11 | 0:35:15 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:35:15 | 0:35:20 | |
That was all right, wasn't it? Cover Drive, yeah, they're good at cricket. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
Listen, I've written a song myself. It's taken me three years. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:30 | |
I'll play it for you now. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:31 | |
HE PLAYS RANDOM TUNE | 0:35:31 | 0:35:32 | |
# Rope, rope, hello, got rope... # | 0:35:32 | 0:35:35 | |
If you want some more, I've got it in the van. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
Who'll be joining cool, calm Karen, first-rate Rebecca | 0:35:39 | 0:35:43 | |
and mildly messy Mark in our Finaleval? | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
Well, let's find out, as we play Roger Malcolm's Hat Full Of Fear! | 0:35:46 | 0:35:50 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:35:50 | 0:35:54 | |
It's me, Roger Malcolm. Hello, you, you've had a haircut. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:58 | |
It looks awful! | 0:35:58 | 0:36:00 | |
Let's meet today's first contestant. Here she is. What's your name? | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
-Summah. -Summah. My least favourite of the seasons. I like thunder and lightning | 0:36:03 | 0:36:07 | |
and spooky weather. Summah, do you spook easily? | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
-No, not really. -Boo! | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
Oh, no, she's correct. | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
She doesn't spook easily. You're playing for this, the Golden Hoopla. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
It's very exciting. You might win a part in our lovely Finaleval. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:19 | |
-Would you want to be in the Finaleval? -Yes. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:22 | |
OK, only the bravest people make it through my terrifying ghost train. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:26 | |
What you've got to do is keep the juice that's in your headgear within your headgear. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:29 | |
-Do you understand, Summah? -Yep. -Spillages, they're no good. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:33 | |
You've got to hold onto it. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:35 | |
No, not allowed to hold onto it, what am I saying? | 0:36:35 | 0:36:37 | |
The spooks have got to me. When you go through the doors, | 0:36:37 | 0:36:40 | |
you have to hold onto the bar of misery and not touch your helmet. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:43 | |
If you touch your helmet, | 0:36:43 | 0:36:44 | |
I'll see because I've got spies working in there for me. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:47 | |
Do you understand that bit? | 0:36:47 | 0:36:48 | |
-Yeah. -Right, I can't let you out of my ghost train without a little ding. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:52 | |
So... | 0:36:52 | 0:36:53 | |
# Gimme that, gimme that gimme, gimme, gimme that | 0:36:53 | 0:36:57 | |
# Gimme that Gimme that, gimme, gimme that | 0:36:57 | 0:36:59 | |
# Gimme that thing gimme, gimme, gimme that | 0:36:59 | 0:37:01 | |
# Gimme, gimme, gimme that thing That's right. # | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
Oh, that's a lovely little singsong. Right, Summah, now shove off. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:08 | |
There she goes. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:10 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
EVIL CACKLING | 0:37:13 | 0:37:16 | |
What's going on in there? | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
I don't know, but it's horrible. Horrible. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
-GHOSTLY VOICE: -'You've got to get a job one day.' | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
SPOOKY NOISES/THUNDER | 0:37:26 | 0:37:31 | |
SCREAMING | 0:37:34 | 0:37:35 | |
SIREN | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
MAN SCREAMS | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
You cheat! You're cheating. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
I see you cheating. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
Oooh, Summah! | 0:37:52 | 0:37:54 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:37:54 | 0:37:57 | |
Well, up you jump, Summah, up you jump. | 0:37:57 | 0:38:00 | |
-While you step out, I'm going to check out... Gabriel? -Yes, master? | 0:38:03 | 0:38:07 | |
-Was there any cheating inside there? -Yes, there was lots of cheating. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:11 | |
She held her helmet all the way round. Lots of touching. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
Gabriel, I'm shocked and stunned at this information. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:18 | |
Summah, remove your hands, if you will, for a moment. Hands down. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:22 | |
Whoops-a-daisy! That's what cheats get in my game. Summah, don't worry. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:28 | |
I did warn you not to touch the helmet, | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
and I've been informed by my spies that you did. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:32 | |
OK, you've got...ooh, ten of your Earth millimetres. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:38 | |
Not bad. Let's have a big round of applause for Summah. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:38:38 | 0:38:42 | |
Of course, it's not over till the fat lady sings, | 0:38:42 | 0:38:45 | |
but we haven't got a fat lady and she's not singing, | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
but what we've got is contestant number two. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
-Hello, contestant number two. She's all grown up. What's your name? -Mim. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:55 | |
That's a funny name, isn't it? Do people tell you it's a funny name? | 0:38:55 | 0:38:58 | |
-Yes. -Good. | 0:38:58 | 0:38:59 | |
OK, because it is. Right, you know the rules of the game. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
You can't spill juice from your headgear. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:04 | |
Whatever you must do, you must not touch the helmet once you go | 0:39:04 | 0:39:06 | |
through the exciting doors into the land of misery. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:09 | |
Do you understand me? | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
-Yes. -Before I send you into my nasty little ghost train, | 0:39:11 | 0:39:15 | |
I've got to have a ding, so... | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
# Gimme, gimme, gimme that ding. # | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
Nice. All right, then, Mim, I've enjoyed talking to you, but shove off! | 0:39:20 | 0:39:25 | |
THUNDER | 0:39:31 | 0:39:33 | |
SCREAMING | 0:39:33 | 0:39:35 | |
-GHOSTLY VOICE: -'The remote controls have all gone away.' | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
EVIL CACKLING | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
SCREAMING | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
SPOOKY NOISES | 0:39:41 | 0:39:43 | |
GROWLING | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
SCREAMING | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
CACKLING | 0:39:48 | 0:39:51 | |
SIREN | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
'No!' | 0:39:57 | 0:39:59 | |
SPOOKY NOISES CONTINUE | 0:40:00 | 0:40:03 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:40:06 | 0:40:10 | |
-Gabriel, don't frighten the audience. -Sorry, master. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
Mim looks like she's got quite a lot, but Gabriel, was there any cheating? | 0:40:15 | 0:40:19 | |
No, she was very good. She never touched her helmet. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:22 | |
She never touched her helmet? Come on, love, get out of there. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:25 | |
That's it. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
Look at the muck all over you. Stand there, Mim. Thank you very much. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:31 | |
You're taking it very seriously. She's like a young Tessa Sanderson. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:35 | |
Right. Here we go... | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
50 of your Earth millimetres. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:40 | |
Ooh! She did very well indeed, give Mim some applause. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:43 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
So, I'm very sorry, Summah, but I'm afraid Mim is going to | 0:40:47 | 0:40:52 | |
go through to the Finaleval, are you excited? | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
-Yes. -You don't own very convincing. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:57 | |
Would you like to step down there? | 0:40:57 | 0:40:59 | |
-I'm going to make you hoopla. -Really? | 0:40:59 | 0:41:01 | |
This should be a tremendous amount of fun. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:03 | |
-Right, there's your hoopla there, my dear. -Thanks! | 0:41:03 | 0:41:08 | |
And I'm going to do a little bit of singing for you. Music. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:11 | |
# Gimme that, gimme that, gimme, gimme, gimme that | 0:41:11 | 0:41:14 | |
# Gimme that ding gimme that, gimme, gimme that | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
# Gimme that thing gimme that, gimme, gimme that | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
# Gimme, gimme, gimme that thing. # | 0:41:19 | 0:41:21 | |
Lovely. Isn't that lovely? We'll see you in the Finaleval, my dear. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:27 | |
-But now, it's Bambolina and Dodo. -The clowns...! -Where's Bambolina? | 0:41:27 | 0:41:34 | |
She's over there. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:35 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:41:35 | 0:41:39 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:42:13 | 0:42:15 | |
"TWINKLE LITTLE STAR" THEME | 0:42:30 | 0:42:35 | |
SONG ENDS | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:56 | 0:42:59 | |
ORCHESTRAL MUSIC | 0:42:59 | 0:43:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:43:13 | 0:43:16 | |
HARP PLAYS | 0:43:16 | 0:43:19 | |
SMACK! LAUGHTER | 0:43:26 | 0:43:30 | |
SMACK! | 0:43:30 | 0:43:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:43:32 | 0:43:34 | |
SOFT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
WHACK! | 0:43:43 | 0:43:45 | |
LAUGHTER AND GROANING | 0:43:45 | 0:43:47 | |
WHACK! LAUGHTER | 0:43:56 | 0:43:59 | |
GENTLE PIANO MUSIC STARTS | 0:44:07 | 0:44:10 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:44:45 | 0:44:49 | |
SMACK! | 0:44:56 | 0:44:58 | |
PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES | 0:44:58 | 0:45:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:45:19 | 0:45:23 | |
PIANO MUSIC STOPS | 0:46:02 | 0:46:05 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:46:05 | 0:46:10 | |
10 seconds. What did you think about that? | 0:46:30 | 0:46:33 | |
Awesome. Erm...dunno. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:36 | |
-Just awesome. -QUACKING | 0:46:36 | 0:46:38 | |
-It was brilliant. -MOOING | 0:46:38 | 0:46:40 | |
Funny. Er... | 0:46:40 | 0:46:42 | |
BAAA | 0:46:42 | 0:46:44 | |
Dunno. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:45 | |
GONG | 0:46:45 | 0:46:46 | |
HE SLURS: And now it's time for this. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:48 | |
Ladies and gentlemen...it's here. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:51 | |
-It's coming. It's the Fin... -RECORD SCRATCH | 0:46:51 | 0:46:54 | |
Ladies and gentlemen. In the game you're about to see, | 0:46:54 | 0:46:56 | |
no men, women, children, clowns or ferrets were harmed. | 0:46:56 | 0:47:00 | |
Not even a little teeny bit. Enjoy! | 0:47:00 | 0:47:02 | |
..aleval! | 0:47:02 | 0:47:04 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:47:04 | 0:47:06 | |
BOTH: It's the Finaleval! | 0:47:08 | 0:47:12 | |
Yes, we are moments away from finding out who's going to be | 0:47:12 | 0:47:15 | |
the winner of the Golden Hoopla trophy. | 0:47:15 | 0:47:19 | |
And here's the Finalevalists. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:21 | |
There's Mark, | 0:47:21 | 0:47:23 | |
there's Mim, | 0:47:23 | 0:47:24 | |
there's Karen, | 0:47:24 | 0:47:26 | |
and not forgetting Rebecca. | 0:47:26 | 0:47:29 | |
Well done, take your places. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:32 | |
So, without any further ado, let's start round one. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:35 | |
# Hoopla! | 0:47:37 | 0:47:38 | |
Yes, you're going to be taking part | 0:47:38 | 0:47:40 | |
in our challenges and get eliminated one by one. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:42 | |
The first round is called Brush Your Teeth. | 0:47:42 | 0:47:46 | |
You have 30 seconds to do that as best you possibly can, | 0:47:46 | 0:47:48 | |
because, Mim, the BBC won't be very happy | 0:47:48 | 0:47:52 | |
if they find out there's someone in the Finaleval with plaque! | 0:47:52 | 0:47:56 | |
So, you've all got to try your hardest. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:59 | |
The better that you try, | 0:47:59 | 0:48:02 | |
the higher scores you will get, OK? | 0:48:02 | 0:48:04 | |
And those scores are going to be awarded to you | 0:48:04 | 0:48:08 | |
by our panel of esteemed judges over there, | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
members of the general public, and of course, | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
the head judge himself, Mr Mike Pooh. | 0:48:13 | 0:48:15 | |
-Hello, Mike. -All right? -Yeah. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:18 | |
Are you happy with these contestants? | 0:48:18 | 0:48:20 | |
-Yeah, get on with it. -Fair enough. -30 seconds start now! | 0:48:20 | 0:48:23 | |
Go! | 0:48:23 | 0:48:24 | |
Come on! Come on. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
Come on, we don't want any plaque. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:28 | |
The more froth you get, the more points you get. | 0:48:28 | 0:48:31 | |
The more dribbly bits, the more points you get. | 0:48:31 | 0:48:34 | |
Come on, who's going to win? | 0:48:34 | 0:48:36 | |
Put your wrist into it! | 0:48:38 | 0:48:40 | |
Come on, look at that. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:42 | |
Look at him. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:43 | |
3, 2, 1... | 0:48:50 | 0:48:52 | |
BOTH: STOP! | 0:48:52 | 0:48:54 | |
OK. There's definitely some dribbly bits there. | 0:48:56 | 0:48:59 | |
I think so. So, starting with Mark over there, esteemed judges, | 0:48:59 | 0:49:03 | |
find out your scores, please, for Mark. | 0:49:03 | 0:49:07 | |
Ready? Go. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:08 | |
Wow, that's 28 points. Well done. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:12 | |
And Mim there has got very fresh breath, | 0:49:12 | 0:49:15 | |
but what's the points for Mim? | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
Next one...ready? Go! | 0:49:17 | 0:49:20 | |
20 points. Oh, 23 points. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:23 | |
-23! -There we go. Well done. 23 points. | 0:49:23 | 0:49:26 | |
Now over to Karen. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:27 | |
Ready? Go! | 0:49:29 | 0:49:31 | |
What is the score? | 0:49:31 | 0:49:32 | |
HE BABBLES | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
Come on, add it up quicker! | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
9 + 7 is... | 0:49:39 | 0:49:41 | |
You useless layabouts, come on! | 0:49:41 | 0:49:43 | |
-33! -33. | 0:49:43 | 0:49:44 | |
33, right. | 0:49:44 | 0:49:46 | |
-Well done. -And finally, little Rebecca on the end. -Aw, Rebecca. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:49 | |
-Hang on a minute. What happened? -I have no idea. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:53 | |
Well, everyone else has got big, frothy, dribbly bits, | 0:49:53 | 0:49:56 | |
-but what have you got? -I have no idea. I can't see myself. | 0:49:56 | 0:50:00 | |
Well, let's find out. It's down to Mike Pooh and the other judges. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:03 | |
Come on, then. Let's find out. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:04 | |
Ready? Go. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:07 | |
Oh...5, 5...that's 14... 26 points! So. | 0:50:07 | 0:50:11 | |
The person with the lowest score, only getting 23... | 0:50:12 | 0:50:17 | |
was Mim. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:19 | |
Mim! | 0:50:19 | 0:50:21 | |
You're being eliminated, Mim. | 0:50:21 | 0:50:23 | |
The kid clowns will take you away and you're going to go | 0:50:23 | 0:50:25 | |
and ride the lion with no pride. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:27 | |
THEY CACKLE | 0:50:27 | 0:50:30 | |
Don't forget your 20p! | 0:50:33 | 0:50:35 | |
LION PLAYS JOLLY MUSIC | 0:50:40 | 0:50:44 | |
Doesn't she look lovely? | 0:50:46 | 0:50:47 | |
Right, so. | 0:50:55 | 0:50:56 | |
Let's stop all that nonsense, cos it's time for round two. | 0:50:57 | 0:51:01 | |
# Hoopla! | 0:51:01 | 0:51:03 | |
Step forward. Round two is called I'm The Best In The World. | 0:51:03 | 0:51:07 | |
You'll hear a piece of music. When you hear the breaks, | 0:51:07 | 0:51:10 | |
we'll tell you to do something. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:12 | |
Do it t the best of your ability to not get eliminated. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:16 | |
Let's play round two. Play the music! | 0:51:16 | 0:51:18 | |
# I am the best in the world | 0:51:18 | 0:51:20 | |
# The best in the world | 0:51:20 | 0:51:22 | |
# The very best at... # | 0:51:22 | 0:51:23 | |
Bad wedding dancing, Mark. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:26 | |
Go! | 0:51:26 | 0:51:27 | |
Remember, the more effort you put in, the higher the score. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:34 | |
Proper dad dancing, that. Impress your judges. | 0:51:34 | 0:51:36 | |
-They're there to be impressed. -Yeah, next, please. -Karen. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:40 | |
Bad wedding dancing! | 0:51:41 | 0:51:43 | |
It's OK. It's all right. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:48 | |
Next one, please. | 0:51:54 | 0:51:55 | |
Rebecca. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:56 | |
Ooh! Hey. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
That's bad! Oh. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:01 | |
Well done. Very good. OK. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:05 | |
That's the end of that round. | 0:52:05 | 0:52:07 | |
# I am the best in the world | 0:52:07 | 0:52:08 | |
# The best in the world | 0:52:08 | 0:52:10 | |
# The very best at... # | 0:52:10 | 0:52:11 | |
Looking like you're sucking on a lemon. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
Go. Ooh! | 0:52:14 | 0:52:16 | |
Ooh, he's a lemon-sucker, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:19 | |
He had lemon juice earlier with Gypsy. | 0:52:19 | 0:52:20 | |
Loves it. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:23 | |
-Next. -OK, well done. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:25 | |
Ooh, she's sucking on that lemon, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:28 | |
I don't think she likes the pith. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:30 | |
Neeext! | 0:52:32 | 0:52:33 | |
Rebecca. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:34 | |
-Oh! Ohhh. It's tart. -It's very tart. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:38 | |
-It's tart. -They like it. | 0:52:38 | 0:52:40 | |
Oh, embarrassed. A bit embarrassed at the end. | 0:52:40 | 0:52:43 | |
# I am the best in the world... # | 0:52:43 | 0:52:44 | |
That's the end of that round. Let's start the next. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
# The very best at... | 0:52:46 | 0:52:49 | |
Walking an out of control dog. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:52:51 | 0:52:54 | |
-Oh, my. -He's a good 'un! -Look at that dog. Oh! | 0:52:54 | 0:52:58 | |
Oh, it's gone crazy. | 0:52:59 | 0:53:01 | |
-Next, please. -Karen! | 0:53:01 | 0:53:03 | |
Oh. Ohhh! Careful. | 0:53:04 | 0:53:07 | |
-It's a big dog! -Remember, you have to impress the judges. -Who's next? | 0:53:07 | 0:53:11 | |
-Rebecca. -Rebecca. Oh, it's a crazy dog! -It's totally out of control. | 0:53:11 | 0:53:17 | |
Oh, she's pulling it back! She's got it. | 0:53:17 | 0:53:19 | |
-And that's it! -OK, that's it. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:23 | |
# I was the best in the world... # | 0:53:23 | 0:53:25 | |
Well done. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:26 | |
# The best thing ever | 0:53:26 | 0:53:28 | |
# The best thing in the world. # | 0:53:28 | 0:53:30 | |
So, you did some very good best things, | 0:53:30 | 0:53:33 | |
but who was the best at being the best? Over to our judges. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:37 | |
Out of all three performances, | 0:53:37 | 0:53:39 | |
-can we have your scores for Mark? -For Mark. Right, here we go. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:42 | |
This is very good. That's 28...34. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:46 | |
34 points for Mark. | 0:53:46 | 0:53:48 | |
Karen, that's a high score to beat. Karen's scores, please. | 0:53:48 | 0:53:51 | |
Right, you ready? Karen's scores, here we go. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:54 | |
-Here you go, Karen. -OK. | 0:53:54 | 0:53:56 | |
-All right, you got it? -30 points! | 0:53:56 | 0:54:00 | |
30 points. | 0:54:00 | 0:54:01 | |
Now, Rebecca, you have to get a higher score than 30 points. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:05 | |
If you do, you join Mark in the final of the Finaleval. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:09 | |
If you get lower than 30, you will have to leave | 0:54:09 | 0:54:13 | |
and go on the lion with no pride. | 0:54:13 | 0:54:16 | |
-Lets see those scores! -Go. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:18 | |
It's a runaway success! | 0:54:18 | 0:54:20 | |
-Well done. -Well done, Rebecca! | 0:54:20 | 0:54:21 | |
Karen, I'm very sorry. Off you go. | 0:54:21 | 0:54:24 | |
You have to go and join the clowns. | 0:54:24 | 0:54:27 | |
Go and ride that lion. | 0:54:28 | 0:54:31 | |
It's got no pride. | 0:54:31 | 0:54:32 | |
Will she ride it with pride? | 0:54:37 | 0:54:39 | |
LION PLAYS JOLLY MUSIC | 0:54:39 | 0:54:43 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:54:43 | 0:54:44 | |
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. | 0:54:52 | 0:54:56 | |
It's the final of the Finaleval. | 0:54:56 | 0:54:58 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:54:58 | 0:55:01 | |
-Yes. -Yes, and here they are. We have Mark... | 0:55:10 | 0:55:14 | |
CHEERING | 0:55:14 | 0:55:16 | |
-..and Rebecca, both sporting their finalist rosettes. -Yes. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:21 | |
Right, Mark and Rebecca. You'll see there are eight bins behind you. | 0:55:21 | 0:55:24 | |
In seven of those bins you will find some treasure! Yes. | 0:55:24 | 0:55:30 | |
But in one of those bins is a clown, a very wrong clown called Cyril. | 0:55:30 | 0:55:35 | |
-If you find Cyril, you lose! -So... | 0:55:35 | 0:55:39 | |
The first person to be starting this game | 0:55:40 | 0:55:44 | |
is the one with the highest points in the last round. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:46 | |
Which was... | 0:55:46 | 0:55:48 | |
..Rebecca. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:50 | |
Rebecca... | 0:55:53 | 0:55:54 | |
Choose carefully. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:57 | |
Which bin ISN'T Cyril in? | 0:55:57 | 0:56:01 | |
Number two? | 0:56:02 | 0:56:05 | |
-Number two. -She's going with number two. | 0:56:07 | 0:56:09 | |
Good luck. | 0:56:09 | 0:56:10 | |
Go on, Rebecca. Go towards the bin and lift off the lid. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:16 | |
Put your hand on the lid. | 0:56:16 | 0:56:17 | |
Aaargh! | 0:56:17 | 0:56:20 | |
CROWD SHOUTS | 0:56:20 | 0:56:22 | |
LOUD ROCK MUSIC AND SHOUTING | 0:56:22 | 0:56:25 | |
That wasn't very nice, was it? | 0:56:27 | 0:56:29 | |
BUZZING | 0:56:34 | 0:56:36 | |
Cheers, mate. | 0:56:39 | 0:56:40 | |
-Oh, I thought I was a goner then. -It's all right, mate. | 0:56:40 | 0:56:42 | |
But that means we have a winner. | 0:56:42 | 0:56:45 | |
The master of the hoop, the winner of Hoopla! is Mark! | 0:56:45 | 0:56:51 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:56:51 | 0:56:54 | |
Congratulations, Mark. | 0:56:54 | 0:56:56 | |
You are the master of the hoop, the winner of the trophy. | 0:56:56 | 0:57:00 | |
How do you feel? | 0:57:00 | 0:57:01 | |
Epic! | 0:57:01 | 0:57:03 | |
CHILDREN SHOUT | 0:57:03 | 0:57:05 | |
Aaargh! | 0:57:05 | 0:57:07 | |
SHOUTING AND LOUD MUSIC | 0:57:07 | 0:57:09 | |
I don't believe it! | 0:57:09 | 0:57:10 | |
ALL: Aaargh! | 0:57:10 | 0:57:13 | |
Mark has been turned into a kid clown! | 0:57:17 | 0:57:21 | |
Hey, Mark. | 0:57:21 | 0:57:23 | |
You might as well join our carnival. | 0:57:23 | 0:57:27 | |
BOTH: For ever! | 0:57:27 | 0:57:30 | |
Thank you very much to all of the guests today, | 0:57:30 | 0:57:32 | |
including Ashleigh and Pudsey, and not forgetting Le Navet Bete. | 0:57:32 | 0:57:36 | |
Also Bambolina and Dodo, and also | 0:57:36 | 0:57:39 | |
Cover Drive. What great music. | 0:57:39 | 0:57:40 | |
But most sincerely to the people of Piddle Under Cheesecloth. | 0:57:40 | 0:57:44 | |
Not forgetting the Pooh Brothers as well! | 0:57:44 | 0:57:47 | |
Thank you very much, Pooh Brothers. | 0:57:47 | 0:57:49 | |
Next time the Hoopla might be coming to a town near you. Hoopla! | 0:57:49 | 0:57:52 | |
CROWD: HOOPLA! | 0:57:52 | 0:57:55 | |
# Hoopla! | 0:57:55 | 0:57:56 | |
Dick and Dom would like to point out | 0:57:56 | 0:57:58 | |
that Rebecca survived her encounter with Cyril | 0:57:58 | 0:58:01 | |
and has been unable to stop giggling since. | 0:58:01 | 0:58:03 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:58:03 | 0:58:06 |