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Lights, camera, action!
# We're Diddy Dick and Dom and we're so excited
# Our showbiz careers have been reignited
# We made it on to the silver screen with our Diddy Movies
# You're living the dream
# We were down on our luck, we were burnt out stars
# Flipping burgers and washing cars
# We waved goodbye to all our cares, hello to Hollywood premieres
# This time it's you, you'll be millionaires
# Do Diddy Movies, yeah! #
Hello, boys and girls!
Welcome to a world where birds tweet,
cows moo and sheep fart candy floss!
That's right, we're all off to Bumbly Poo Farm!
I think we're on to a winner here, guys.
A kiddy picture full of happy tunes and talking animals. I love it.
Even you two can't have messed this one up.
I think you underestimate us, Larry.
WOMAN: Isn't that annoying?
MOBILE PHONES RING
How very rude.
Eggy and intrusive.
BRASS BAND PLAYS
That's just so inconsiderate. Will you please all just....
And enjoy the movie.
Oh, yes, I know, Diddy Dick, this is so exciting.
No, I've got an ice cube stuck in my throat.
BOTH: Brain freeze.
It was a hot summer's day and I was off to stay with my uncle
at Bumbly Poo Farm!
# I'm such a happy kitty, so pleased to leave the city!
# Yes, I am a talking cat
# There's nothing at all weird about that
# Talking animals are the norm Here on Bumbly Poo Farm!
-# Hello Uncle!
-Nephew dear! I think you're going to like it here!
# The flowers sing whenever they blossom!
# My underpants hum 'cos I never wash 'em
# Primary colours all over the place
# Even the sun has a smile on his face
Ooh, I'm flipping sweltering.
# Everyone's jolly and everyone's friends
# Everyone's happy and the fun never ends
# Everything's so very cute, you may feel the need to puke
# No-one ever comes to harm here on Bumbly Poo...
# Faaarrrmmmm! #
-Did they just...?
Thank you for inviting me to stay on your farm, Uncle Tom.
That's OK, Jess! I'll be glad of the help!
Help? Nobody said anything about help.
You'll love it. Working on a farm is enormous fun.
And by "fun" I mean back-breakingly hard work.
Now, how about a bowl of lovely cream?
Oh, I love cream.
That's the way, little Jess.
Now, you'll be needing this.
Not to wipe your face. It's your list of chores.
"Milk the cows, tidy up the fields, stir the cream."
What did your last slave die of?
Right, I'm off to market so you best get cracking with this little lot.
And whatever you do
don't visit the diseased old oak tree at the bottom of Misery Field.
Why would I want to do that?
The bushes are covered in gobstoppers
and the flowers are made of liquorice.
And the tree is covered in chocolate noggins, no reason to go there.
Right, no reason at all. Did you say chocolate noggins?
Yes, and there's a Diddystation games console there,
with the brand-new Bumbly Poo Farm game.
Product placement, that is.
The game's rubbish, they always are.
So whatever you do, don't go down there. Get on with your chores. Bye!
Right, where's that tree?
MUSIC PLAYS 'Ah, this is brilliant!'
'Oh, it's just like being in the film!'
Huh! It isn't!
'Wow! Being on the farm is so much fun!'
-Did someone say fun?
Ha! Hi there, sport. If it's fun you're after, I'm your guy!
-I'm the Bumbly Poo, of Bumbly Poo Farm.
-Pleased to meet ya!
-Pleased to meet you...!
Sorry. I'm Jess! I never realised there was a real Bumbly Poo.
Why do you think this place is called Bumbly Poo Farm?
I thought it was because my uncle's got a dicky tummy.
No, that's a Poobly Bum, that's very different.
Jess, would you like to be my friend?
A Bumbly Poo is the most magical friend you could ever have!
# Lots of fun things you can do when you're friends with a Bumbly Poo
# Poke a frog with wet bamboo Play a wellie boot kazoo
# Fill your uncle's hat with stew There's so much to do!
# Fly through space in a portaloo Practise custard cream kung fu
# Wash your hair with cheese fondue There's so much to do!
# When you're friends with a Bumbly Poo
# There's just so many fun things you can do! #
Oh, wow, that was the most fun five minutes I've ever had,
Bumbly Poo - anyway, best get on with my uncle's chores...
No, no, wait!
I could help you, make them a bit more...fun, in a Bumbly Poo way!
If not, I'll sting you on the nose and make you cry.
-Sorry, what was that?
-Nothing. You do your chores and I'll have a look.
Go on, off you go, kitty-katty, kitty-kitty, that's it...
BUMBLY POO PRETENDS TO READ REALLY FAST
-They all look easy-peasy, squeezy-weezy!
I don't know - I can't read!
Come on, let's go and annoy some cows!
What, you want me to milk these udders - with these claws?
Ha! Let's make it fun! The Bumbly Poo way! Ha-ha-ha!
-What the...? That's my face!
You always said you wanted to be in the movies!
Lock and load, Jess!
We have...a winner!
What? I'm a cat!
-So, what's next, my old pal?
I've got to clean the field of the cow pats.
Let's play frisbee! Ha-ha!
-That's not helping!
-No, but it is fun! Ugh...!
Come on, sourpuss-puss, why don't you join in?
Whee, whee, whee!
Here we go...!
Ha-ha, ha-ha! Not dry yet(?)
Not dry yet.
Don't worry, there's plenty more fun to be had on Bumbly Poo Farm.
I'm not sure I like you much any more.
-Now, we've got to turn this milk into cream.
-That's easy -
with a bit of Bumbly Poo magic!
No! We'll just use these whisks, OK?
Are you sure? I mean, we could simply do...this!!
Or what about this? Urrr...!
BIG BAND PLAYS
Or how about...this?!
How's that helping?!
I thought we were friends? I guess not...
# The kitchen is a mess
# And all the milk's been spilt
# When Uncle Tom gets back
# I'm going to get killed
# But as I stand and look around
# And sing my sad, sad song
# At least I can be sure there's nothing else
# That can go wrong... #
Oh, Jess! You didn't think I'd leave you like this, did you?
-What, you're going to put everything right with your Bumbly Poo magic?
I'm going to make sure it looks like it was you!
-What happened here then?
-You wouldn't believe it if I told you.
Did an irritating fairytale creature - I don't know, something like
a giant psychedelic bee - fly out of a diseased oak tree
and make your life a misery?
-Oh, yeah, I thought so.
He has a habit of doing that, the annoying poo-head.
I think it's about time that we taught HIM a lesson.
So, you've decided to forgive me, have you?
Oh, yes, my uncle and I have no hard feelings,
-so sit, down...pal!
-So - ha! - what's for dinner?
About 20 minutes on 200 degrees should do the trick.
Oh! Mmm! Moreish!
Yes, like popcorn! So...
-have you learnt your valuable lesson, Jess?
-Oh, yes, uncle.
# If you have an annoying chum
# And you don't know what to do
# Don't sit there feeling glum We've got some good advice for you!
# Eat your friends, eat your friends When you're at your wits' end
# When they drive you round the bend, eat your friends
# Eat your mates, eat your mates When they make you feel irate
# When they're starting to grate Eat your mates!
-# Steam 'em, boil 'em
-Make a kebab!
-# Chew 'em, fry 'em
-Crack 'em like a crab!
# Grill them, grill them
# Fry 'em like an egg
-# Roast them, bake them
-Chew on their legs!
-# When they drive you round the bend
-The fun you have will never end!
# When you eat
# Friends! #
He-hee! Get your computer games!
Bumbly Poo computer games!
Bumbly Poo masks! Strap-on stingers!
-Cow pat frisbees!
-Bumbly Poo on a stick!
RAUCOUS SHOUTING, BOOING, SIRENS
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
RAUCOUS SHOUTING CONTINUES
-I cannot believe I have just sat through that.
I am ruined! Ruined, I tells ya!
-But we've got another idea for a movie!
Yes, Richard. And this one's all about...saucepans.
'Maybe I'm dreaming?
'A film about saucepans?!
'Ah, I hate it! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it...'
I love it!
-Here's the money!