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# Larry Weinsteinberger The Diddy Movies boss

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# His last few films have flopped With catastrophic money loss

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# So he's ditching Diddy Movies For the thrill of television

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# The small screen is the future For those with any vision

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# With Larry's bottom dollar He's launched a TV station

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# Packed with creativity Style and innovation

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# Diddy TV, Diddy TV

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# Channel 6597423

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# A brand-new rival for the BBC

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# It's Diddy Dick and Dom's Diddy TV. #

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Well, if you have just a minute to spare, you can

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watch this next programme twice and another half times.

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-Argh!

-Urgh!

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DOM SCREAMS

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Argh!

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What do I do? What do I do?

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Put it back in! Just put it back in!

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Where? Where?

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I don't know. Where did you get it from?

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I can't remember. In there somewhere.

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Oh, give it here.

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ALARM BLARES

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-Ah, high-five.

-Yeah.

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We're good at this.

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Well, it's your turn to be the casualty now, as your eyes

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and ears have to suffer Diddy Who.

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MUSIC: Doctor Who Theme

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Fear not, leader of the Silly Hats, for I,

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the Diddy, Lord of the Time-wasters, have defeated the evil Robucket...

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Hang on a minute! Where's he gone? He was right there.

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SHE SCREAMS

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I think you've squashed them.

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Oh, that's just great.

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What a complete waste of us risking our lives.

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He can hardly reward us now. Looks like I'll need my sonic toothbrush.

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HE GRUNTS

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You do realise that'll do nothing, right? It's just a toothbrush.

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Wait! We've got a time machine.

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We can go back in time and not squash him. Back to the tin can.

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Fear not, leader of the Silly Hats, for I, the Diddy,

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have defeated the evil Robucket and... Argh!

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Obbledy-gobbledy ookie-gook, you've squashed him again!

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Come on, further back.

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Three weeks should do it.

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Ah, brilliant. Ahem.

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Fear not, leader of the Silly Hats, for I, the Diddy,

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have defeated the...

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Diddy? Diddy Who? I've never heard of you.

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-But I have defeated the evil...

-No, you haven't. He's right here.

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SHE SCREAMS

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Stop doing that!

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Come on, back to the tin can.

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Diddy, this is Blackpool Pier. How will this help us defeat Robucket?

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It won't. Too much like hard work, all that. Let's get chips instead.

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Ace!

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MUSIC: Doctor Who Theme

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Oh, great stuff, eh, Mr Stockholm? What do you say to that?

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-I say, where's the hedge trimmer?

-Sorry?

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-HE SHOUTS:

-Where's the hedge trimmer?

-Why would you say that?

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Because I only came round to borrow your hedge trimmer

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and that was four hours ago.

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-Sausage?

-No, thank you.

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Have you been injured at work in the last few months?

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No? Would you like to be?

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Then call our Personal Injury Experts right now.

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Whether you want to be spanged on your head with a frying pan

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or have your toes squashed by a runaway chair,

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Personal Injury Experts, we're on your side.

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And, remember, no wince, no fee.

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"Thank you for the music," sang ABBA.

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They'll be taking that back after Diddy Pops.

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Greetings, greetings, greetings and welcome to Diddy Pops.

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Tonight, we have the band that is taking the globe by storm.

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Please, give it up for the undeniably wonderful

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Diddy Dom And The Jitters.

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# Look at me

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# I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree

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# I'm walking on a cloud

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# I can't understand love

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# I'm Misty, holding your hand

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# You can say that you're leading me on

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# But it's just what I want you to do

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# Don't you know that's how hopelessly I'm lost

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# That's why I'm following you

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# Should I wander through this wonderland alone now

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# Never knowing my right foot from my left

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# My hat from my gloves

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# I'm Misty, too much in love

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# You can say that you're... #

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CYMBALS CRASH

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Problem?

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Now, meet the presenter who's built his entire career on nothing

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but mindless guesswork.

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22 identical numbered boxes, 75,000 insects, but just one question.

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Bees or no bees?

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APPLAUSE

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Let's welcome today's contestant, Ethel Sideways.

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Ethel, welcome to The Honey Factory.

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Now, what's it like to live through your most important day?

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-You mean when I married my Bill?

-No, you silly woman.

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-You're on Bees Or No Bees, this is the most important day.

-Oh, right.

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-I'm dead stoked.

-OK, well, it's time to make the first choice.

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Now, remember, Ethel,

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some of these boxes contain life-changing amounts of cash

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and some of these boxes contain life-changing amounts of bees.

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-Well, I have a strategy, Barry.

-Mm.

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I like the shape of the number eight, so let's have box 8, please.

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Well, now it's time to make things a little bit more interesting,

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because it's time to open some boxes.

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Well, my favourite shape's a triangle and that's got three sides,

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so box number 3, please.

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Ethel, I hope you're right.

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I am, there are definitely three sides on a triangle.

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-No, I mean... Oh, just open the box.

-Good luck, Ethel.

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-Oh, no!

-Aw!

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-I don't believe it. Ethel, I'm so sorry.

-No!

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That's a wad of cash out of the game,

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so just take that to my dressing room.

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PHONE RINGS

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Ah, now, let's see what the beekeeper has to say.

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Hello?

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Yeah, no, I don't know where they get them from either. Oh, right, OK.

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Right. We've never had a game like this before.

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Lots of very similar ones, of course,

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but not an exact match is what I'm trying to say.

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What is it? What's he offering?

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OK, well, the beekeeper says you can open box number 9 right now,

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as long as you agree to smear your face with jam first.

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GASPING

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What should I do?

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THEY SHOUT DEAL

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Deal.

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OK, Ethel, so, bees or no bees?

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BEES BUZZ

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Bees!

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-CHEERING

-Oh, no!

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Well done, Ethel, you've hit the jackpot.

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You've won a quarter of a million angry bees.

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SHE SCREAMS

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Join us again next time for another exciting game.

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Now run for your lives!

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SCREAMING

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Don't sting little Barry!

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And there's more injuries in prospect right now,

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on Diddy Dragons.

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Next into the den are two entrepreneurs hoping to wow

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the Dragons with their new invention.

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Ahem.

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HE WHEEZES

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Hello, Diddy Dragons.

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I'm Corn Flake and this is my business partner Freddy Dweet.

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Erm...

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Bums!

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I'm doing it!

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98% of the world have a bum and at any one time,

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91% of those bums are itchy.

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But what if Freddy was to have both of his hands full at the same time?

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-May we introduce to you...

-Bum Scratcher 3,000.

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The Bum Scratcher 3,000.

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When you're feeling potty, it will scratch your botty.

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It's solar-powered, environmentally friendly and totally heat-seeking,

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as Freddy will now demonstrate.

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Ow! Argh! Ow!

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Sorry, just a few minor teething problems.

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Argh! Ow! Argh!

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We're looking for 200,000, plus club card points.

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CROWD BOOS

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I knew you shouldn't have worn that shirt. Leg it!

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Join us next week, when someone invents nuclear plates.

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-Brilliant!

-Great. Now, about this hedgetrimmer...

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Mr Stockholm, you are not leaving until we find a programme you like.

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Yeah, well, that one. I really like that one.

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-Really? What did you like about it?

-Erm...

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The Bum Scratcher? Well, everything. It's really, really good.

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It's really clever.

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It'll revolutionise the way that we scratch bums.

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I'm not sure I believe you, Mr Stockholm.

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Look, that television programme is the best television programme

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I've ever seen.

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-Really?

-Yes.

-Then, what was it called?

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-That one?

-Yes.

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-It was Diddy.

-Yes?

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Diddy-diddy Bum-bum.

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Settle in, Mr Stockholm. At this rate, you'll never leave.

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MR STOCKHOLM WHIMPERS

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But we do know that if you don't collect them all...

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Ghost-bones, Straw-beard, Dragon-cheeks, Spikey-eye,

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Flying-bat thing.

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Hundreds of near-identical plastic lumps for you

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to obsessively accumulate.

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Hold them! Line them up! Waggle them!

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Put them away again!

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We don't care! As long as you collect them up!

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Every! Last! One!

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Hairy-wart, Leopard-monkey, Shape-a-lump, Thing, Argh!

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Moe!

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Mum, I need some money!

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It's the Belch!

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CHEERING

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SHE BELCHES ALPHABET

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APPLAUSE

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GASPING

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You're going to be a star!

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CHEERING

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That's it! I can't take any more, let me borrow your hedgetrimmer.

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Fine! There you go!

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Don't know why I have it, really, I don't even have a hedge.

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-Me neither.

-Then, what do you want a hedge trimmer for?

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Ah. Thank you, Mr Weinsteinberger, you're a life-saver.

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Now, can I go home now, please?

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Well, that's about all we've got the stomach for today.

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So, it just remains for us to spend four hours in a darkened room

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with a cold flannel on our heads.

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Goodbye.

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# Diddy TV, Diddy TV

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# Channel 6597423

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# A brand-new rival for the BBC

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# It's Diddy Dick And Dom's Diddy TV

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# Diddy Dick And Dom's Diddy TV. #

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