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# Larry Weinsteinberger The Diddy Movies boss | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# His last few films have flopped With catastrophic money loss | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
# So he's ditching Diddy Movies For the thrill of television | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
# The small screen is the future For those with any vision | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
# With Larry's bottom dollar He's launched a TV station | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
# Packed with creativity Style and innovation | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Diddy TV, Diddy TV | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# Channel 6597423 | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# A brand-new rival for the BBC | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
# It's Diddy Dick and Dom's Diddy TV. # | 0:00:29 | 0:00:34 | |
Well, if you have just a minute to spare, you can | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
watch this next programme twice and another half times. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
-Argh! -Urgh! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
DOM SCREAMS | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Argh! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
What do I do? What do I do? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Put it back in! Just put it back in! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Where? Where? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
I don't know. Where did you get it from? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
I can't remember. In there somewhere. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Oh, give it here. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
ALARM BLARES | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
-Ah, high-five. -Yeah. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
We're good at this. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Well, it's your turn to be the casualty now, as your eyes | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
and ears have to suffer Diddy Who. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
MUSIC: Doctor Who Theme | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Fear not, leader of the Silly Hats, for I, | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
the Diddy, Lord of the Time-wasters, have defeated the evil Robucket... | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Hang on a minute! Where's he gone? He was right there. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:47 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
I think you've squashed them. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Oh, that's just great. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
What a complete waste of us risking our lives. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
He can hardly reward us now. Looks like I'll need my sonic toothbrush. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:02 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
You do realise that'll do nothing, right? It's just a toothbrush. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
Wait! We've got a time machine. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
We can go back in time and not squash him. Back to the tin can. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:17 | |
Fear not, leader of the Silly Hats, for I, the Diddy, | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
have defeated the evil Robucket and... Argh! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:30 | |
Obbledy-gobbledy ookie-gook, you've squashed him again! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
Come on, further back. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Three weeks should do it. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Ah, brilliant. Ahem. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Fear not, leader of the Silly Hats, for I, the Diddy, | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
have defeated the... | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Diddy? Diddy Who? I've never heard of you. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
-But I have defeated the evil... -No, you haven't. He's right here. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Stop doing that! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Come on, back to the tin can. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Diddy, this is Blackpool Pier. How will this help us defeat Robucket? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:20 | |
It won't. Too much like hard work, all that. Let's get chips instead. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
Ace! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
MUSIC: Doctor Who Theme | 0:03:26 | 0:03:33 | |
Oh, great stuff, eh, Mr Stockholm? What do you say to that? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
-I say, where's the hedge trimmer? -Sorry? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
-HE SHOUTS: -Where's the hedge trimmer? -Why would you say that? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Because I only came round to borrow your hedge trimmer | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
and that was four hours ago. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
-Sausage? -No, thank you. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
Have you been injured at work in the last few months? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
No? Would you like to be? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Then call our Personal Injury Experts right now. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
Whether you want to be spanged on your head with a frying pan | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
or have your toes squashed by a runaway chair, | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Personal Injury Experts, we're on your side. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
And, remember, no wince, no fee. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
"Thank you for the music," sang ABBA. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
They'll be taking that back after Diddy Pops. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
Greetings, greetings, greetings and welcome to Diddy Pops. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
Tonight, we have the band that is taking the globe by storm. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
Please, give it up for the undeniably wonderful | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
Diddy Dom And The Jitters. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
# Look at me | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
# I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree | 0:04:50 | 0:04:56 | |
# I'm walking on a cloud | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
# I can't understand love | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
# I'm Misty, holding your hand | 0:05:01 | 0:05:07 | |
# You can say that you're leading me on | 0:05:07 | 0:05:12 | |
# But it's just what I want you to do | 0:05:12 | 0:05:17 | |
# Don't you know that's how hopelessly I'm lost | 0:05:17 | 0:05:23 | |
# That's why I'm following you | 0:05:23 | 0:05:29 | |
# Should I wander through this wonderland alone now | 0:05:29 | 0:05:35 | |
# Never knowing my right foot from my left | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
# My hat from my gloves | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
# I'm Misty, too much in love | 0:05:41 | 0:05:47 | |
# You can say that you're... # | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
CYMBALS CRASH | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
Problem? | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Now, meet the presenter who's built his entire career on nothing | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
but mindless guesswork. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
22 identical numbered boxes, 75,000 insects, but just one question. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:15 | |
Bees or no bees? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Let's welcome today's contestant, Ethel Sideways. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
Ethel, welcome to The Honey Factory. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Now, what's it like to live through your most important day? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
-You mean when I married my Bill? -No, you silly woman. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
-You're on Bees Or No Bees, this is the most important day. -Oh, right. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
-I'm dead stoked. -OK, well, it's time to make the first choice. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Now, remember, Ethel, | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
some of these boxes contain life-changing amounts of cash | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
and some of these boxes contain life-changing amounts of bees. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:51 | |
-Well, I have a strategy, Barry. -Mm. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
I like the shape of the number eight, so let's have box 8, please. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
Well, now it's time to make things a little bit more interesting, | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
because it's time to open some boxes. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Well, my favourite shape's a triangle and that's got three sides, | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
so box number 3, please. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
Ethel, I hope you're right. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
I am, there are definitely three sides on a triangle. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
-No, I mean... Oh, just open the box. -Good luck, Ethel. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:22 | |
-Oh, no! -Aw! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
-I don't believe it. Ethel, I'm so sorry. -No! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
That's a wad of cash out of the game, | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
so just take that to my dressing room. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Ah, now, let's see what the beekeeper has to say. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
Hello? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Yeah, no, I don't know where they get them from either. Oh, right, OK. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
Right. We've never had a game like this before. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
Lots of very similar ones, of course, | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
but not an exact match is what I'm trying to say. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:55 | |
What is it? What's he offering? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
OK, well, the beekeeper says you can open box number 9 right now, | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
as long as you agree to smear your face with jam first. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
GASPING | 0:08:04 | 0:08:05 | |
What should I do? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
THEY SHOUT DEAL | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Deal. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
OK, Ethel, so, bees or no bees? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:22 | |
BEES BUZZ | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
Bees! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
-CHEERING -Oh, no! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Well done, Ethel, you've hit the jackpot. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
You've won a quarter of a million angry bees. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Join us again next time for another exciting game. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Now run for your lives! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
SCREAMING | 0:08:40 | 0:08:41 | |
Don't sting little Barry! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
And there's more injuries in prospect right now, | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
on Diddy Dragons. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Next into the den are two entrepreneurs hoping to wow | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
the Dragons with their new invention. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
Ahem. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
HE WHEEZES | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
Hello, Diddy Dragons. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
I'm Corn Flake and this is my business partner Freddy Dweet. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:14 | |
Erm... | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Bums! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:19 | |
I'm doing it! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
98% of the world have a bum and at any one time, | 0:09:21 | 0:09:26 | |
91% of those bums are itchy. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
But what if Freddy was to have both of his hands full at the same time? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:36 | |
-May we introduce to you... -Bum Scratcher 3,000. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:41 | |
The Bum Scratcher 3,000. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
When you're feeling potty, it will scratch your botty. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
It's solar-powered, environmentally friendly and totally heat-seeking, | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
as Freddy will now demonstrate. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
Ow! Argh! Ow! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Sorry, just a few minor teething problems. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Argh! Ow! Argh! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
We're looking for 200,000, plus club card points. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
CROWD BOOS | 0:10:12 | 0:10:13 | |
I knew you shouldn't have worn that shirt. Leg it! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
Join us next week, when someone invents nuclear plates. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
-Brilliant! -Great. Now, about this hedgetrimmer... | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
Mr Stockholm, you are not leaving until we find a programme you like. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
Yeah, well, that one. I really like that one. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-Really? What did you like about it? -Erm... | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
The Bum Scratcher? Well, everything. It's really, really good. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
It's really clever. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
It'll revolutionise the way that we scratch bums. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
I'm not sure I believe you, Mr Stockholm. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
Look, that television programme is the best television programme | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
I've ever seen. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
-Really? -Yes. -Then, what was it called? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
-That one? -Yes. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
-It was Diddy. -Yes? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
Diddy-diddy Bum-bum. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
Settle in, Mr Stockholm. At this rate, you'll never leave. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:13 | |
MR STOCKHOLM WHIMPERS | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
But we do know that if you don't collect them all... | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Ghost-bones, Straw-beard, Dragon-cheeks, Spikey-eye, | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Flying-bat thing. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Hundreds of near-identical plastic lumps for you | 0:11:32 | 0:11:38 | |
to obsessively accumulate. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Hold them! Line them up! Waggle them! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Put them away again! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
We don't care! As long as you collect them up! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
Every! Last! One! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
Hairy-wart, Leopard-monkey, Shape-a-lump, Thing, Argh! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
Moe! | 0:11:55 | 0:12:00 | |
Mum, I need some money! | 0:12:06 | 0:12:11 | |
It's the Belch! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
CHEERING | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
SHE BELCHES ALPHABET | 0:12:34 | 0:12:40 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
GASPING | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
You're going to be a star! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
CHEERING | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
That's it! I can't take any more, let me borrow your hedgetrimmer. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
Fine! There you go! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
Don't know why I have it, really, I don't even have a hedge. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:22 | |
-Me neither. -Then, what do you want a hedge trimmer for? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Ah. Thank you, Mr Weinsteinberger, you're a life-saver. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:33 | |
Now, can I go home now, please? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Well, that's about all we've got the stomach for today. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
So, it just remains for us to spend four hours in a darkened room | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
with a cold flannel on our heads. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Goodbye. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
# Diddy TV, Diddy TV | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
# Channel 6597423 | 0:13:48 | 0:13:52 | |
# A brand-new rival for the BBC | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
# It's Diddy Dick And Dom's Diddy TV | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
# Diddy Dick And Dom's Diddy TV. # | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 |