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# Larry Weinsteinberger the Diddy Movies boss

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# His last few films have flopped with catastrophic money loss

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# So he's ditching Diddy Movies for the thrill of television

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# The small screen is the future for those with any vision

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# With Larry's bottom dollar he's launched a TV station

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# Packed with creativity style and innovation

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# Diddy TV, Diddy TV

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# Channel 6597423

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# A brand-new rival for the BBC

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# It's Diddy Dick and Dom's Diddy TV. #

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Welcome to Diddy TV.

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Now, all the drama of a real hospital has been edited out

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completely as we spend another...

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Whoohoo!

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Whee!

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Faster! Faster!

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Yeah!

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Whoo!

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DICK SCREAMS

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CRASHING

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Ah, quick! I need stitches.

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-Where?

-Me scrubs, they're all torn!

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So why are you holding your eye?

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I just wanted to know what

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it would be like to be a pirate.

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Now, this may hurt a little bit.

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Why, it's only my scrubs.

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Arrrgh!

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SIREN BLARES

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Want to split the atom?

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Meddle with dangerous science and reduce your energy bills by 100%?

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Well, now you can with the all-new build your own

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-nuclear reactor part work magazine.

-Wow!

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Week by week, unstable atom by unstable atom,

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you will construct your very own unlicensed radioactive fun palace.

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BEEPING

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Marvel at the magnificence of atomic power,

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fiddle with hi-tech gizmos -

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so hi-tech that even we don't know what they do.

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ALARM BLARES

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In just 9,789 individual parts,

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your collection will beautifully build

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until you've either generated fission,

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or forgotten the basic safety rule.

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Free Geiger counter with issue 1.

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Atoms not included.

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APPLAUSE

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This is The Box,

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where simple challenges annoy the pants off you.

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Hello, I'm Phillip Schofield and welcome to...

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The Box.

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Fiendish games inside an old greenhouse.

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But have you got what it takes to beat The Box?

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Of course you haven't.

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That's why the first contestant isn't you.

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So, Raymond, game one for 1,000 sweetcorns.

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Raymond, you must get the last bit of ketchup out of the sauce bottle

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without dropping it.

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HE GROANS

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Tricky.

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You don't have to take on the game, but if you don't, I'll eat you.

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Eh?

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Oh, let's do it.

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Enter The Box.

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HE GROANS

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AUDIENCE LAUGH

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That was brilliant!

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Let's see that again in slow motion to make you look a complete lemon.

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AUDIENCE LAUGH

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We'll see you next time on The Box.

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-So do you like game shows, Ashley?

-I love them.

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-All of them?

-Yeah, all of them.

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Apart from that one.

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But The Box is one of the Diddy TV's highest rating shows.

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We get three viewers a week, four if you include the cat.

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Larry, The Box should be put into a box

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and buried in a trash can.

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Yeah...?

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That's not a bad idea, you know?!

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Then a contestant could try and escape from the inside.

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I could call it The Trash Can.

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Oh, oh, you're good at this, Ashley.

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Keep them coming, kid! Ha-ha!

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Tigers, beautiful, majestic,

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great, big, fluffy-wuffy pussycats.

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Meow!

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But their world is changing, changing fast.

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They may not be able to survive on their own in the wild.

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Which is why I'm asking for your help to save the tigers.

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Send us a donation of just £5

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and we'll send you a Bengal tiger.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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TIGER ROARS

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HE SCREAMS

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With your help we can save these

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savage, ruthless hunters from extinction.

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-What about saving me?!

-You'll be fine, you big wuss,

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-it's just a wittle pussy cat.

-Meow!

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Greetings, greetings, greetings

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and welcome to Diddypops.

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Tonight, playing their latest hit, one that's going global,

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please make as much noise as you possibly can for the amazing

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Diddy Dom And The Jitters!

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A one, two, a one, two, three, four...

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# Peanuts Doo-bop-doo-bop

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# Peanuts Doo-bop-doo-bop

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# In Cuba, each merry maid

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# Wakes up with this serenade

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# Peanuts!

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-# They're nice and hot

-Peanuts!

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# He sells a lot

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# If you haven't got bananas don't be blue

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# Peanuts in a little bag are calling you

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-# Don't waste them

-No tummy ache

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-# You'll taste them

-When you awake

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# For at the very break of day

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# The peanut vendor's on his way

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# At dawning, the whistle blows

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# In every city, town and country lane

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# You hear him singing playing his little strain

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# And as he goes by to you he'll say

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-# Big jumbo

-Big jumbo ones

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# Come buy those

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# Peanuts roasted today

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# Come try those freshly roasted today

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# If you're looking for a moral to this song

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# 50 million little monkeys can't be wrong

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# Peanuts Doo-bop-doo-bop

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# Peanuts Doo-bop-doo-bop

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# Peanuts Doo-bop-doo-bop. #

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THEY SCREAM

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Cheaply made chitchat now,

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featuring guests bullied into appearing with...

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# Dom!

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# Dom!

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# Dom!

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# Dom!

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# Dom! #

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Hello, and welcome to The Dom Show.

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The show is all about the most interesting person in the world, me.

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But first it's over to my Auntie Patti.

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I'm going to arrange these flowers into the most beautiful

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shape in the world.

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-What shape's that, Auntie Patti?

-Your head, deary.

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-Oh!

-That's what you told me.

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Shut up!

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Oi, oi, oi, oi! What's all this?

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This is my show, The Dom Show,

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where we'll be discussing my favourite colour, my favourite food,

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favourite jumper and me.

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Don't be daft, no-one wants to watch your Auntie Patti arranging flowers.

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Oh, of course they do! Ask the chummy crew.

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-Is that what you all want?

-ALL:

-No!

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Well, tough. That's all you're getting.

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Ah, boring!

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This show is all about you, you, you.

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It's not all about me, me, me.

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Look, I used rose petals for the cheeks.

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Oh, beautiful.

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Rubbish.

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All right, I've had enough of you!

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I suppose you can do better, can you?

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I thought you'd never ask.

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You see, if I was going to arrange flowers,

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I'd arrange them more like this.

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DOM GROANS

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You've ruined my arrangement!

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You've ruined my show!

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I've improved them both, trust me.

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Join the next time on The Dom Show, where we'll be

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discussing my favourite mini compote pots.

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# Dom!

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# Dom! #

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More bright ideas now that are desperately needed for

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programmes to replace Diddy Dragons.

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The entrepreneurs are back in The Den,

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this time hoping to wow the dragons with a unique new fragrance.

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Ahem.

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Ahem.

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Ahem.

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HE COUGHS LOUDLY

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Hello, Diddy Dragons.

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I'm Cornflake and this is my business partner Freddie D'Wheat.

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Erm...

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Dogs!

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I'm doing it!

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83% of people love dogs

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but 70% of those people think they smell terrible.

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So introducing...

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-Poochie.

-Poochie, the world's first fragrance

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sourced entirely from dog sweat -

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as Freddie will demonstrate.

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It's fruity, meaty and, of course, it's entirely safe.

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DOGS HOWL AND BARK

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FREDDIE SCREAMS

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-Just a few teeny teething problems.

-FREDDIE SCREAMS

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We're looking for 82,000 and someone to fix me bike.

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BOOING

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We had that in the bag until you looked at them funny!

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Join us next week when the inventor of the time machine

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turned up last Friday.

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Pets and perfume, what a combination, eh, Ashley?!

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Who wouldn't want to smell like a wet dog?

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Well, not you, apparently.

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So did you like that one?

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No, I didn't! It was terrible!

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I mean, those Diddy Dragons should be chopped up into tiny pieces

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and fed to real dragons on a mountainside in Wales.

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Great idea!

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Give them all suits of armour and flags

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and call it Diddy Dragons Die.

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It's another winner, Ashley! Another winner!

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Have you collected them all?

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All of them, really?

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You think so?

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Forget about the old ones.

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Collect these new ones!

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Star Bucket, Wrong Face,

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String Worm, Piddle Puddle,

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Poddle Piddle,

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Piddle-Tiddle-Woddle-Boddle.

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Too late!

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Evil Weevil, Mass Attacker, Star-Ride-Panty-Packer,

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Fiddle Faddle, Twiddle Twaddle, Ung-Puff-Push.

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Some unlimited edition!

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Some are so rare, they don't even exist!

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Just collect them all!

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Unless you're a loser!

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Mum, I need some money!

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And once you've got them all,

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we'll release the next lot.

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We'll never stop!

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Collect them all! Mwahahahahaha!

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You can't!

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Mwahahahahaha!

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It's...

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AUDIENCE CHEER

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Meow!

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HE BELCHES

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ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

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AUDIENCE CHEER

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HE CONTINUES TO BELCH

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This is sweet!

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AUDIENCE CHEER

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HE SCREAMS

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SHE SCREAMS

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Can somebody stop this thing?

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HE SCREAMS

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SINGER BELCHES

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Boy, you're going to be a star!

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The Belch, the kind of show you

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don't mind repeating on you, eh, Ashley?

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You couldn't change that for the better, could you?

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There's only one thing that could possibly make that better.

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-Yes?

-One simple, yet brilliant thing that would improve that show.

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-Yes?

-It's so simple.

-What is it?

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The only way you can make that better is to turn

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the TV off before it comes on.

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Brilliant! You're hired!

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No, wait, I don't want to be hired.

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Too late, my decision is final.

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Report on Monday at 9am for your Diddy-duction.

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And bring your cagoule, it gets kind of messy.

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SHE SIGHS

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That's it. And remember, if you ever find yourself

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with a splitting headache, it means you been watching Diddy TV.

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# Diddy TV, Diddy TV

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# Channel 6597423

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# A brand-new rival for the BBC

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# It's Diddy Dick And Dom's Diddy TV

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# Diddy Dick and Dom's Diddy TV. #

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