Murder She Vlogged DIXI

Hey, it's Shari! And if you're one of my Dixi friends, you know that

I like vlogging about my life and what I'm doing.

Elbow solo.

-I film my friends...

-R-r-r-ibbit!

..and my family... That was my brother, Syd.

HE MIMICS CHEWBACCA Syd!

'Ooh, new friend request! Lady Akhali... Who's she?'

OK, no idea what that means or who she is,

but hey, you can never have too may friends, right?

Come on in, Lady Akhali.

Make yourself at home and try some of my delicious vlogs.

Hey, it's Shari! And this is bus rollercoaster!

THEY SCREAM

And this is...magic.

-Ha!

-Ooh!

And this is coming back from a 3D movie!

Ha! Huh?

Hey, guys... These glasses work here too.

It's like the whole WORLD is 3D!

Whoo!

Hi! And welcome to Prom Make-up Tips, with Shari!

Today, I'm going to show YOU how to stand out from the crowd

and not be a "Me Too Mimi".

CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

Argh! I think I've got face cramp!

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I'm covered in blood!

Time to upload a new vlog.

Incorrect password? But it can't be!

I bet this is something to do with Syd.

-Syd! What's wrong with the Wi-Fi?

-Go away!

That's just his way of saying, "Come in!"

Syd... Syd! Is the internet down?

-Yes, the internet is broken...

-But you're online.

You made me die! Now I have to sit through a respawn lag.

-What do you want?

-I can't get onto Dixi.

-Ooh!

How will people know what you had for lunch?

Yeah, I use it for a lot more than that, actually.

But I can't get on because you're using all the Wi-Fi.

-You really have no idea how it works, do you?

-Oh, whatever.

All I know is that I can't sign in to Dixi

because of your stupid computer game.

Yeah, it's a lot more complex than that, actually.

It's a combination of strategy, teamwork

and hand-to-eye coordination.

Like I said, computer game. Anyway, can I try Dixi on your computer?

DOOR SLAMS

That'll be a "No" then.

Shari, Don't put your laptop there. We're about to have dinner.

Oh, I won't take long. It's just there's a problem with the Wi-Fi in my room.

-Why would it be better in here?

-Oh, because it's closer to...

Oh, I don't know, I'm just trying anything.

ERROR MESSAGE PINGS

All the other sites are loading but not Dixi.

Maybe a sign, telling you to get off the laptop and do something useful, like set the table.

Good one, Mum. Ooh, Isla's calling. PHONE RINGS

Try not to do the embarrassing parent thing.

-Zo-M-D, Shari, Have you been on Dixi?

-No, I can't log in.

-I think the server's down.

-Nuh-uh!

Sign in as me and go to it that way.

SHE TYPES QUICKLY

SHE SQUEALS

"Check out my makeover for the prom?"

I don't really get what that means, cos it looks horrible.

I'll tell you what it means. Murder!

SCREAMING

But even worse, 47 people gave it a thumbs up.

Aw, thanks, Isla!

And, erm, Murdo, it IS harsh.

And I haven't even thought of that, JadeSweetAvocado.

Whoever did this can upload ANYTHING. That's why I have to catch them.

-Who would do that to you?

-I know, right? I'm adorable.

-Your brother, maybe?

-That's what BlueGreenFizzyStarfish said.

"Because he hates annoying little sisters."

Oh, I thought of that.

But... He's got a pretty watertight alibi.

You really think I've got time to waste on your dozy page?

I'm in the middle of a massive mission with my guild.

Die, half-spawns!

We should still bring him in for questioning.

-We could do good cop, bad cop.

-I'll be bad cop.

And Syd can be fit cop.

How is Syd a cop if we're questioning him?

And if anyone's fit cop, it's Zane.

Use your brain, just ask Zane.

I just mean objectively. But more importantly, ew!

Syd's my brother, so, ew!

But we ARE looking for a computer genius because whoever did this must

have some major hacking skills to crack my password.

-Not really, I know it.

-And me. How many people did you tell?

-No-one.

Just you two. And Tuyen.

Hi, Tuyen!

And the dinner lady with the eyebrows.

But that was only so she could look at my cousin's kitten photos.

Oh, and my cousin. But that's it. Like I said, no-one.

MESSAGE PINGS I'm completely locked out.

I've tried to reset the password but it doesn't recognise my e-mail.

-So, just start a new account.

-Oh, I have.

-I made a new page called The Dixi Murder!

-Nice!

-And not overdramatic at all!

-My whole life is on there.

You're all off the grid but I'm totally on it.

I'm not giving up on my old page. BEEPING

-Uh-oh!

-What-oh?

-Chloe's added a comment...

"Ha-ha, big improvement!" And it's got 67 thumbs up.

-She gets ALL the thumbs!

-72 just for eating toast?

Don't you see what this means? She must be the one who haxed you.

-Evidence feels a bit flimsy?

-No, it all makes sense.

She never comments on my page and she is a total beehive.

Hey, it's Shari, and this is Shiny Floor Sock Slide.

-Careful, Shari. You should really watch where you're going.

-Ouch!

I had a doorknob-shaped bruise for weeks!

-Guess it's game over for your old account.

-Why?

Chloe's untouchable.

Netball captain, Student Council President,

-Prom Committee Vice-chair...

-Taking her on would be social death.

I am not afraid of Chloe.

I'm SCARED of her but I'm not AFRAID.

You don't have any proof it was her.

If you come at the Queen, you'd best not mess.

I don't really get what that means.

It means I'll get proof but I need you to help me.

Because I'm taking Chloe down.

Believe me, Tuyen, scary doesn't even come close.

And you do have a point OliveSmellyCentaur,

it is suspicious the way Lady Akhali just showed up.

But I don't even know her, so my prime suspect is still Chloe.

Hey, it's Shari on the bus and I'm on my way to get Chloe to admit

she's the one who haxed me. Chloe is basically my nemesis.

You don't have a nemesis. You're not a magic time-travelling doctor.

-She's really mean to me.

-She's mean to everyone.

And she's never given any of my vlogs a thumb.

Maybe she just didn't like them.

No, they were very good vlogs and also, she's not on the bus.

As soon as I begin investigating. That's suspicious.

-That's coincidence.

-What are you two talking about?

About how I'm going to tell Chloe I know she's the one who haxed me.

-That's brave.

-Particularly as you have zero evidence it was her.

Chloe is mean to Shari.

Remember when she posted a photo of a toilet and tagged it Shari?

She tagged, like, 17 people in that picture.

And that she gave you a thumbs up for accidentally writing you

-were feeling "poositive".

-Loads of people gave that a thumb.

It was really funny. Chloe does mean stuff to everyone.

-She doesn't do it you.

-She does.

When I accidentally called Miss Lupin "Mum", she told the whole class.

But she couldn't write it on my Dixi

because I've got my privacy settings locked down.

Something to think about?

Yeah, well, I like sharing on Dixi and I loved my old Dixi page.

And now it's just covered in horrible photographs of me

with moustaches and blacked-out teeth.

I'm not letting Chloe get away with this.

I just need to get this PROOF that you're so obsessed with.

-You could look at her phone.

-Erm, Murdo, privacy settings?

These seats are pretty close together.

But all I'm saying is, every site she's been on will be on her phone's browser history.

That's the list of websites she's visited.

Erm, I know what browser history is. That's genius. And thanks, Murdo!

I can help you and Eve with your investigation, maybe? If you want.

I understand what you're going through.

The whole reason I started learning about programming

and anti-virus software was

because my little brother used my computer once and afterwards,

my screen was covered with pop-ups about Pokemon and...

And My Little Pony.

-ZANE:

-Friendship is magic!

Come on, bruv, I've got some of them breakfast bars you like.

They're out of date but it's "best before", not "use by".

-Murdo fancies you.

-Murdo? Please!

-Don't be harsh.

Well, better for Murdo if he doesn't because Shari blates fancies Zane.

Erm, no, I don't and shhh, he'll hear you!

-ZANE:

-Hi, Shari.

-Oh, hi, Zane...

Do you want some atomic sours?

-They're 2p each but for you, one and a half...

-(Oh, my days!)

-Hey, wait. Check this out.

-What?

It's the very first thing the hacker did. It says when it was posted.

4:07pm, Friday.

Whoever it was was on Dixi at that time!

-Are you filming me?

-No, I was just checking that the screen was clean.

-Do you love me or something?

-Ha-ha!

-No, Chloe. We don't love you.

Look, we just want to know what you were doing 4:07 last Friday.

-I was at the Prom Committee.

-Did anyone see you there?

The Prom Committee? Stalky! No more questions.

That's that, then. We'd better let it go before you make her really angry.

-You wouldn't like her when she's angry.

-I don't like her NOW.

-But you're right. I'm letting it go.

-Good.

Because for a moment there, I thought

your next move would be to try Murdo's idea and steal her phone.

You're going to steal her phone, aren't you?

Yes. Yes, I am!

Hi, my name's Chloe and this is my talent audition.

SHE TAP DANCES

Mimi, my feet! Film my feet!

-Oh!

-What's all that noise?

Oh, Chloe, it's you. Never mind, carry on.

It's very good, by the way.