The Wrath of Chloe DIXI

This is Isla, one of my besties, and what you need to know about her

is she's a brilliant singer. In fact...

ISLA SINGS IN BACKGROUND ..Isla sings all the time.

# I'm waiting for the 14 bus

# It's OK I'm in no rush. #

# Here I go again I think I lost my pen. #

# On my door it says hello Billy

# Writing in the toilet is so silly. #

# Paper cut it hurts so much. #

-Isla, enough.

-What?

But the one thing Isla's not so good at is keeping lookout.

Hey, it's Shari and this is

Getting Hold Of Chloe's Phone While She's In PE.

Right, this is it. Eve, can you have a look in Chloe's bag?

Have you been eating Zane's out of date pick and mix again?

I am not going to go through Chloe's bag on camera.

Oh, but I have to film it, Eve. It's important.

Yeah, you're filming it to put on Dixi -

that means it'll never go away.

It'll be like permanent marker pen on my life.

I think that's a line from one of my songs.

Though I guess I won't mind that much

because Chloe will end that life.

OK, fine. You film it then, I'll do it.

Quickly. PE's almost over and if Chloe finds you with her phone...

Well, remember that supply teacher who tried to confiscate it?

We've never seen him since, I know.

And the dinner lady who asked if she could borrow it to call her son?

-Who?

-Exactly.

Isla, you go stand lookout.

OK, if she's coming, the codeword is "Chloe is coming."

That's three w... Never mind.

Quickly. It looks as if we're stealing.

We are not stealing, we are investigating.

Relax, everything will be fine. Stop worrying all the time.

She doesn't even have her screen locked.

That's because no-one would be dumb enough to mess with her phone.

-CHLOE GASPS

-What?

She has 75 pictures of herself on this phone

and not one single bad one. Not even like a meh one.

Shari, we don't have time for this.

-Ah, what looks like an audition video.

-Really?

VIDEO PLAYS I didn't know she could do that.

No, forget it, just check her browser history.

You know, she's actually very good.

-Come on.

-Just one more second.

-Shari.

OK, I can't find anything, so I'm just going to check her Dixi app.

SHE GASPS

Chloe's been hacked too!

What are you doing, touching my stuff?

Chloe's coming!

Oh.

Yeah, well, when Chloe walked in everyone panicked.

I'm looking at you, Eve.

Hmm. Could it be Mimi or Murdo?

Interesting theory, SunstoneSummeryPossum.

Let me show you what happened next.

Hey, it's Shari and I'm still alive.

Sorry for the cliff-hanger, Tuyen.

That was because someone...

..cracked under pressure and switched my phone off.

I'll let you off this once, Eve, because you're my bestie.

Besties!

Anyway, the whole secretly sneaking a look at Chloe's phone thing

didn't exactly go to plan.

Eve, you can't just stop shooting right in the middle.

Would you mind saying that again?

I said, what are you doing even touching my bag,

you crazy-eyed, bag-rummaging weirdos?

You can't just steal my stuff.

-We don't want to steal your stuff.

-You better not be.

Go back to rooting through bins,

that's clearly where you found that outfit.

'OK, for the record, Chloe,'

we were not stealing and I do not go bin diving for a hobby.

We were trying to solve crime.

Everyone knows, if you're hunting down a ruthless killer,

you have to bend the rules sometimes.

I'm a maverick cop, single-handedly fighting for justice here.

That's what I should have said.

-Um...

-OMD, is this about your stupid Dixi page?

And what have you freaks done to my Dixi?

Uh, this is totally not what it looks like.

That wasn't us. Somebody must have hacked you this morning.

Somebody who's not us.

-Someone's been hacking into Dixi, that's why...

-OK, stop.

-So, you're telling me someone's hacked my Dixi account...

-Exactly...

..and the same person's hacked your Dixi account?

-ALL:

-Yes.

Do you always have to copy me?

-What?

-Seriously, it's sweet that you want to be me

and, by sweet, I mean pathetic.

I'll be gentle as you both clearly have issues. Back off.

Stop going through my bag, stop copying my Dixi and stop filming me.

OK?

"Relax, it'll be fine. Stop worrying all the time."

Can you believe her? Oi! Get your own toast, you marmite parasite.

-Like you did, you mean?

-Mum, where's my blazer?

-Wherever you left it.

Thanks(!)

Anyway, while we have further proof that Chloe is pure, distilled evil,

it turns out she's not also a cybercriminal.

So, our prime suspect is innocent and I have no idea who would want

to hack me and Chloe, but I have a new lead.

OK. So, it's not technically breaking news as you guys probably already

saw it on Dixi, but Mimi messaged me last night.

Hey, it's Mimi. Shari, I've been hacked too and they've left a clue.

You want to come over and check it out?

-Shari, shouldn't you be ready by now?

-Just a sec.

Three murders in one week. This is big, guys.

I'm going over to Mimi's after school

and I'll post a new vlog as soon as I get back.

This could blow the whole case wide open.

It's not always about you, Chloe.

You guys know Mimi, right?

She's the one who follows Chloe around everywhere, like a pet.

Although, for a pet, she's got some pretty cool martial arts moves.

Yoboseyo. This is Martial Arts with me, Mimi.

Today, taekwondo, the art of hand and foot.

It's a great way to keep fit...

What are you doing?

Making a martial arts video.

Sports don't suit you - you sweat too much.

I also use taekwondo to release all my stress and anger.

Hah! Hu! Ha! Hu! Ha!

Hi-yah!

SHE CONTINUES GRUNTING

Oh, I really hope Mimi's found a clue. We're going over to hers now.

-Hi, it's Shari...

-Hi. Oh, are you doing a vlog about me?

-Hi, everyone. Hi, Isla, hi, Zane.

-Hi, girls.

-Hi, Mrs Hastings.

Oh, please, Mrs Hastings makes me sound about 1,000 years old.

Call me Lana.

You girls must be getting excited about prom.

Mimi's been agonising about who to go with.

-You're spoilt for offers, aren't you, darling?

-Mum...

What about you girls? You got your dates lined up?

No offence, Mrs H,

but I don't really buy into the whole prom concept.

Like I'm meant to freak out over finding a boy to go to a disco with.

Aw, well, I'm sure someone will ask you soon.

You've got lovely hair...

If you did something with it.

Is that filming me now? Is this some sort of school project?

-Um, it's an investigation. The Dixi Murders.

-The what?

Not your business, Mum.

Right, what are we watching? Twilight or This Is Us?

I was thinking 1D because I've seen Twilight 18 times,

but, on the other hand, R-Patz.

Eve, Mimi, hello? Some of us are trying to vlog here.

So, as I was saying, Mimi, tell me what happened.

You found out you were hacked last night.

How did you feel?

Um...

-Sad, I suppose.

-SAD VIOLIN PLAYS

Devastated. It was just so upsetting,

but I am a very strong person...

-And you think they left a clue.

-Oh. Um...

Yeah, I did at first, but it's actually just a load of mean

things on my page. I don't think it will tell us anything.

There must be a clue on here somewhere. Let me see.

Weird.

This is exactly the same stuff they wrote on my wall.

What are you guys wearing to prom? We haven't talked about that yet.

And that's exactly what they posted on Chloe's.

"You look like a 'before' shot in a pet makeover challenge."

See when it says, "Last Login".

Would a tiara be too much? My mum bought me one especially...

Wait a second.

You messaged me from your Dixi page AFTER you'd been hacked.

Oh, I cannot believe I didn't notice that. It's fake.

Mimi hacked her own account.

She just copied and pasted that stuff from you and Chloe.

What?!

Why would you do that?

Were you just copying me for the attention?

No.

Well, it's not like you'd do all of that just to get us

-over for a DVD.

-Of course not.

I wanted a Nuspace invite. You guys know Nuspace?

It's going to be the new Dixi,

except way more exclusive and invite only.

Chloe got one straight after she got hacked.

I never got one!

Ouch. Wait...

-Did you check your spam?

-No!

Ha! Yes, look! "A friend has recommended you for Nuspace."

A friend? That could be anybody. But you see what this means?

Someone is trying to sabotage Dixi to get people to join Nuspace.

Whoever sent this e-mail is the murderer.

So...

Twilight?

Hey, it's Shari and this is

When Your Best Friend Can't See What The Big Deal Is.

Oh, no. I've forgotten to do my homework.

This is a total disas-trophy.

I think you're overreacting a bit.

Oh, no! I think I've broke my leg! Ow!

I think you're overreacting a bit.

AH!

I was chased all the way here by flesh-eating zombies!

I think you're overreacting a bit.

I think you're overreacting a bit.