Good Cop, Bad Cop, Weird Cop DIXI


Good Cop, Bad Cop, Weird Cop

Mystery drama series. Shari begins to suspect Miss Johnson, the school's internet safety officer - but investigating her means an unlikely alliance.


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Hey, it's Shari.

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So, Mimi confessed to Miss Johnson that she's the Dixi Killer.

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And everyone's like, "Case closed", but I messaged her for the password

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to my hacked account,

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and she still hasn't replied, so I'm still locked out.

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And getting my account back was the whole point of this murder hunt.

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And Mimi's lied before, remember, when she said she got haxed,

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so what if she's lying now too?

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Then the real hacker might still be out there.

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But I've got a plan. Good cop, bad cop.

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-I'm only helping if I'm bad cop.

-Always with the bad cop, Eve!

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-Ooo, that sounds fun. Can I join in?

-It's not fun, Isla.

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We are interrogating.

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OK. Can I interrogate?

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You can intimidate the witness.

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-What do you mean?

-You know, like, do stuff to throw her off. OK.

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SHAKES RATTLE

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OK, you take the camera and film.

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-Hi, Shari.

-RATTLING

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-Isla, what are you doing?

-I'm intimidating you.

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-I'm the bad cop.

-No, no, Eve's the bad cop.

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Oh, OK.

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I'm the intimidating cop.

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Hey, Meem.

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So, all this hacking? Can't have been easy to confess?

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-Brave of you.

-Woooo!

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Thanks.

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Right, what's going on? Why are you being so nice about it, Shari?

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-I'm not being nice, I'm being GOOD...

-Oh.

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I think it all seems a bit suspicious actually, Meem.

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-What seems suspicious?

-It's just really suspicious.

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Suspicious!

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OK, Isla, you can stop being the intimidating cop now.

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Good. That was very stressful.

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Why didn't you reply when I asked for my account password last night?

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I was busy.

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Prom committee stuff.

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That's true, actually, Shari. Her mum's got her doing loads.

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Mimi even ran the meeting on Tuesday when Lana couldn't make it herself.

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OK, Isla, you're not supposed to be supportive cop(!)

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Wait...

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-..you were at the prom committee on Tuesday evening?

-Yeah.

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So you were at school when the posters were being put up.

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Is she good cop or bad cop now?

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I think she's probably both.

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You don't have the passwords, do you?

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Because you're not the hacker. You're making it up again!

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All right, OK, fine.

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I lied, I'm sorry.

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I...I wanted the attention, as usual.

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I'm just a stupid, silly, attention seeking liar.

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Can I go now?

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Just leave me alone!

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Do you think she's OK? Should we...?

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The best thing we can do for her is tell Miss Johnson the truth.

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-She's not here.

-Well, let's go in and wait for her.

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-Shari, look.

-GASPS

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Woman's Budgie Lives To 25. Wow!

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No, this. School budget cuts.

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Drew Fletcher Academy today announced massive cuts to

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teachers' jobs.

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All non-essential roles, such as online safety officer, will be axed.

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But if someone from the school is hacking the Dixi pages,

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they can't get rid of the online safety officer.

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HUGE GASP

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So the person who's got the most to gain from all this hacking is

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Miss Johnson!

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'Yeah, LavenderWhirlingBear, I do feel kind of bad for Mimi.

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'But that's why we need to uncover the truth.

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'And that's me, GarnetQuirkyDove. I'm always outside the box.'

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Hey, it's Shari, and we have a new prime suspect, Miss Johnson.

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Turns out, school's got no money even

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though I spend about a zillion pounds a year in the vending machine.

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I mean, how much can whiteboards even cost?

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Anyway, they're getting rid of teachers' extra jobs,

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like Miss Johnson's as online security officer.

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So, new theory...

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Miss Johnson haxed us all

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to show people how important online security is.

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Which it is. I definitely get that point now.

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DIAL TONE Plus...

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Hey, Shari.

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Eve has some new evidence.

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I do, but I also have some news you might be interested in.

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Zane is back in Isla's band because, after the whole dog thing,

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he knows none of us were trying to set him up.

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Well, that's great.

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So maybe he doesn't totally hate me any more either.

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I wonder if he's got a date to the prom?

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He probably has, right?

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I don't know. My mind reading's been a bit off lately(!)

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-Good one.

-I try(!)

-Maybe I could...no!

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-We'll talk about this later. Dixi's more important.

-OK, fine.

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All the hacker's posts have too many Ls in the words.

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-Either he can't spell, or...

-They're using a keyboard with a broken key?

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BOTH: The computer room!

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There are 12 computers in our school computer room.

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Computer number six has a sticky L key.

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You get like a million Ls a word every time you try to type.

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It's so annoying.

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The killer must have struck here.

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Miss Johnson, in the computer room, with computer six.

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It's going to be tricky to prove.

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The computer room is opened with a code which only the staff know.

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So, this is where I've got to,

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I need to get into the computer room, check the computer log, and see

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if Miss Johnson was signed in when the hacking happened.

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So I need someone who can get the computer room code.

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Someone who has the teachers and caretakers

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wrapped totally around their little finger.

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Someone with the face of an angel, and the mind of a master criminal.

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Some younger viewers may find what they are about to see disturbing.

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SLURPING

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You're out of juice.

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I hear you, AmberActingHoneyBee,

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but desperate times,

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call for desperate measures.

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Hey, it's Shari, and this is sneaking into the computer room before school.

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-Oo, did you get the code?

-Yep.

-What's her cover story?

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Working on the school magazine? Research for some homework?

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Um, I just told Miss Johnson I needed it.

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Wow, the teachers really love you.

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Um, wouldn't it be easier to just give us the code?

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Maybe, but knowledge is power, that's how school works.

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She's right. Knowledge IS power. That's what I always say.

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Yeah, but you've got to admit, it sounds way cooler when she says it.

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OK, computer six, the one with the sticky LOL key.

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How are you going to prove that Miss Johnson's haxed us?

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We look to see if she was signed on to this computer

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at the time of the murder.

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-And how are you going to do that?

-Um...

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Eve?

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I don't know. When did I become tech support?

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We'd need her school account password.

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No, we don't. She left herself logged in. Noob!

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Check her internet history, and see if she was on Dixi two Fridays ago.

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-She watches a lot of cat videos.

-Who doesn't?

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Wait, what's that?

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It's not Dixi, it's an auction site.

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I know, I just want to see what she's bidding on.

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A vintage jacket. It's quite cool...

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..for a teacher. I might outbid her.

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That's cold.

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Yeah, I know.

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I don't understand. There's no Dixi on her history at all.

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Not on the day of the murder, not before, not after, not ever!

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I'm bored of this now. So, I'm out.

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Well, thanks for getting us in.

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Whatevs, just remember our deal. You owe me.

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I want that video done this weekend.

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Oh, we don't have to dress up as plasma elves though, do we?

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Not saying that I won't(!)

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-Are you sure it was this computer.

-As sure as we can be.

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Then somebody saw who did it.

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Who? How do you know?

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CCTV!

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The camera feed is on the network, but...

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..I can't get it through Miss Johnson's account.

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We need an admin password.

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Na-ah, I'm not doing anything that can be traced back to me.

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It's OK.

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-I have an idea.

-You think you can get an admin password(?)

-Not exactly.

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But I know someone who can.

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It's Zane, isn't it?

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Ah, ha!

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-So, are you sure he's coming?

-Yeah, but don't wind him up again.

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I didn't wind him up.

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You did a little bit wind him up.

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That was just a misunderstanding.

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I still don't understand. Not really.

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-We're looking at the CCTV footage...

-I didn't say I want to understand,

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just don't make Zane quit the band again.

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-It was hard enough to get him to play at the prom.

-Why?

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He says no-one wants a date with someone who's going to

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be on stage the whole time.

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No undercover filming this time?

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LAUGHS NERVOUSLY That was just a misunderstanding.

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Isla says you need a camera. This one's state of the art.

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No, no, I don't need a camera, it's about the CCTV.

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CCTV is a kind of camera.

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Shari needs an admin password to see the footage.

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Tricky item. It'll cost you.

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There's just a lot of surveillance, negotiations, expenses, bribes...

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Oh, I don't really have any money on me,

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but you'd be doing me a massive favour.

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-Is that how you normally do your shopping?

-No...

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I'd like to buy this, thanks. That'll be £10. Oh, no, I don't

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have any actual money but, you'd be doing me a massive favour(!)

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Do you take thank you cards?

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-Come back when you've got the cash.

-Wait!

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-How about a trade?

-Keep talking.

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-Erm...

-Neither of you have dates for the prom.

-Isla!

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No, that, that could work.

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OK, so once I type in the password there's no backing out.

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So, I get a date to prom, and you're buying all the drinks and snacks.

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Yeah, I said it's a deal.

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OK. There's the CCTV files. What day do you want?

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Er, two weeks ago today, Friday.

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OK. Ah, you're out of luck. That's already been erased.

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Ah, the killer has struck again!

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No. They only keep a week's worth at a time.

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Aaaargh!

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-But a deal's a deal, right?

-Yeah, yeah, I guess.

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Hey. Look at this. There's still thumbnails in the index folder.

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There's a frame from everyday used as a cover photo for each file.

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It's not exactly the right time, but it's the right day.

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Oh, it's too blurry. Can you enhance it?

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What is this, CSI Dixi?

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All right, then, make it bigger.

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OK.

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THEY GASP

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No, it can't be!

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But it is.

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It's Zane!

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Do you need a new pencil case?

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An unlimited pass to Laser Maze?

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Passwords to your teachers' e-mail accounts?

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Just ask Zane. I can get you anything.

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Zane, I need a pair of shin pads, a pack of 2B pencils

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and a permission slip for the school trip.

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I'm on it.

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Seriously, use your brain, just ask Zane.

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Mystery drama series. Shari begins to suspect Miss Johnson, the school's internet safety officer - but investigating her means an unlikely alliance to get the code for the computer room... and a devastating new clue.