An in Tents Weekend DIXI

I'm Lewis, you're watching weekend highlights.

I use the term "highlights" loosely.

It rained the whole time.

I'm Lewis, and you're watching...

rain.

But, at least with everyone inside their tents,

no-one was out in the woods

playing hide and seek with the ghost of Alice.

I asked everyone to do video diaries

so don't blame me for the rubbish bits.

# Rain, rain, go away

# Come again another day. #

It's still raining.

I should've brought an "umbrolla".

Come on! Umbrolla!

That deserved more.

I saw a spider.

Hey, guys. This is our weekend video diary.

It's going well.

OK. It's a big spider but there's no need to be a baby about it.

Can you get rid of it? I won't to be able to sleep if it's in here.

I would, man, but it's on your side of the tent.

OWLS HOOT

-Kat, I...

-What?

-Nothing.

So where can I plug in my hairdryer?

We're in a forest. No electricity.

We're at one with nature.

I hate nature. It's unnatural.

Ugh!

RUSTLING

-Shh!

-I didn't say anything.

-Shh!

Do you hear that? Footsteps.

Stay away, Alice!

Evening, lads.

Mr Cunningham said I should bunk with you.

I should warn you, I do have nightmares

and scream out in my sleep, so, sorry if I wake you up.

It's OK.

We won't be sleeping.

OK, I can't handle this any more.

We need to talk this out.

Whoever's holding the turtle of talking

gets to speak without interruption.

-Fine. Why are you trying to turn everyone against me?

-Me?

You're the one who thinks curses are cool.

Everyone forwarded it.

I was just joining in.

You sent me that stupid 'which unicorn are you?' quiz.

Yeah, well, after recent events

I don't think you are a unicorn so, sorry!

And why is Eve still getting messages from Alice

even though she blocked her?

I don't know! I'm not the one doing it.

All I know is that the curse came from the Dixi Scares page.

It's full of urban legends.

There's a whole section on curses.

You just need a code to access it.

Whoever started this got it from there.

OMD, it's all here.

"Here's a fun curse you can forward to your friends." Fun?

People also post stories on there as well.

-Some of them are really good.

-Wait.

What's this?

Posted on Saturday.

"Alice in Woodland."

"Here's a story of four friends who went camping deep in the woods.

"Millie, Ava, Ina and Kate."

Do they mean...

Mimi, Eve, Isla and Kat?

Someone's writing an Alice story...

about us.

That story is seriously creepy, DiamondTrumpetRobot.

But, on the plus side, me and Kat are actually getting on.

We could totally team up to take Alice down.

Wow, does he mean, like, a date?

Thanks for the offer of going to see some Shakespeare, Damien,

but I'm kind of busy coming up with a plan here.

Hey, guys. It's our last night camping in the woods

and on a scale of one to terrifying,

that Alice story about us was 'evil clown'.

But now, I'm working with the number one go-to Goth.

-Me and Kat have teamed up on a plan to flush out whoever wrote it.

-Yeah.

Let's see how they like it when they end up in our story.

Why don't we tell a ghost story?

It's campfire tradition.

So is toasting marshmallows, and that's better,

because marshmallows are delicious and not scary.

No, I don't like marshmallows.

We got an early start tomorrow.

-We should turn in.

-Do we have to?

I mean, can't we stay here a bit longer,

together, by the fire, and not in the dark?

Eve, you can't be scared. I need you to be the brave one,

who tells me there's nothing to worry about.

You're the voice of reason.

Well, I'm tired of being the voice of reason.

-Now I'm the voice of 'massively creeped out'.

-It's OK.

-There's nothing to be afraid of.

-OWLS HOOT

I suppose a few more minutes wouldn't hurt.

We know someone here like scary stories. Let's do it.

OK, but keep it 12A, Kat.

Why don't we all tell a story together?

We can each take a turn to add a line. I'll go first.

Once upon a time, there was a group of girls

who received a message saying they were cursed.

-They all passed it on...

-Um, not all.

They nearly all passed it on.

But then someone started to pretend it was real

to scare them and to break up their friendship.

Because this loser was jealous of anyone who actually had friends.

-That's so sad.

-Yeah, probably because this same loser went Goth,

because she didn't have any friends or a personality.

She was invisible!

No, she was just an attention-seeking try-hard.

Coming from the man who constantly films himself,

-and is obsessed with how many thumbs he gets.

-Kat.

And then the curse was broken and everything was fine,

and they all lived happily ever after.

Why do you have to be so mean?

I was being nice!

-By calling me an attention-seeker?

-Not to you, to her.

-I thought you hated her.

-Just stop!

Do you get some sort of sick pleasure by stirring things up?

Is that why you've been pretending to be Alice?

Oh, and don't try that cheap 'someone's behind you' trick.

THEY SCREAM

Gotcha, camping noobs.

Chloe Allan, you are going straight to isolation when we get back.

Good, that's what I wanted.

The room is en-suite, right?

Where did you get this?

Found it in the games room.

This is the same mask that Ash saw,

and whoever I was chasing was wearing.

We need more firewood.

-We should help them.

-No, don't go. I should probably protect the camp.

But the fire's nearly out and I'm cold.

That's all right. Can you pass me that, please, sir?

Kev left his jumper.

That's funny. It's a Drew Fletcher Academy sweatshirt.

What? Let's see.

-I'm still cold.

-Why would Kevin have a Drew Fletcher Academy shirt?

He didn't say he went to our school.

What else is he hiding?

Well, it was pretty creepy, YellowSquashyReindeer,

but thanks to our campfire tale I got a new lead,

and a new top suspect.

Oh, DiamondWavingCricket, why would you suspect Damien?

Maybe I don't 'know him' know him,

but he's clearly a very sophisticated guy.

Not like the boys in my school.

Hey guys. We have a new prime suspect. Kevin.

Mims, it's time to drop the phone

and see how the pros do it.

Welcome to a vlog with an actual audience.

I have important Alice updates to attend to.

This curse isn't going to bust itself,

and don't pretend that you weren't freaked out last night, too.

-I wasn't scared...

-Forget about your field trip blog.

My new suspect is on the other hiking team.

We need to catch up with them so I can interrogate Kevin.

Plus, Mrs C said first-team back to base wins left over campfire snacks.

Those marshmallows are mine.

OK, then, guys. Let's do this.

Don't leave me hanging.

I think it's either past the rock that looks like a skull,

or the bush that looks like a witch's hat.

Seriously?

Is it too much to ask for a landmark shaped like a bunny?

Wait.

Let's stop walking around in circles

and figure out where we're actually going.

So, Mims. How come you ditched, like, makeovers for ghostbusting?

All that spooky stuff is more Kat's thing.

-She's the one auditioning for The Addams Family.

-Harsh.

-But true.

-You're more...

-Buffy.

-No, no, look.

You're not really the ghost-hunting type.

You're more...damsel in distress.

I'm a black belt in taekwondo. What's your problem with me?

Calm down. Just having banter.

-You winding me up is banter?

-Now she gets it.

No, this isn't me getting it, this is me getting annoyed.

-OK, all right, look. Let me make it up to you at Disco Inferno.

-What?

When you come with me as my date.

Are you serious?

Yes.

But you're horrible to me all the time.

Lewis, is that you liking me?

Depends. Is this you liking me?

OMD, I can't even...

Lewis, I will never go on a date with you.

All you ever do is take the mickey out of me, and everything I like.

And sophisticated guys like Damien ask me out on dates,

like Shakespearean dates, so you being all sneery doesn't really...

-Guys!

-BOTH: What!

OK.

Don't use this as an excuse to freak out but we're officially lost.

Great.

CREEPY MUSIC

-And now this?

-It's the Alice tune.

Where's it coming from?

Lewis, if this is another one of your revenge pranks,

-then we're not falling for it.

-Yeah, right.

If this is you trying to get back at me

for the whole rubber bat thing, it's not working.

This isn't either one of you, is it?

Then permission to freak out? RUN!

THEY SCREAM

What are you doing?

-Didn't you hear the Alice song?

-What song?

We're supposed to be bird watching and you just scared them all off.

You guys look pretty freaked out. Did you get lost?

The others are all over there. There's no need to be scared.

It's not like there's anything hiding out here in the woods.

Today I'm going to perform a summoning spell,

for when you need a spirit to haunt the school to make it finish early.

I'm about to wield some serious and powerful magics.

I must ask you not to be afraid.

Kat, Dad wants to know if you want baked beans for tea?

Connie, watch it, that's my spell!

No, it's parsley.

Dad was looking for this!