Huwi Stomp 2 Dona Direidi

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# Wah-wah-wee-wah

# D-D-DDona Direidi!

# D-D-DDona Direidi!

# Yeah

# I'm Dona, Dona Direidi! Yeah, that's me

# If you don't like me, it's your problem obviously

# Yeah, I'm Dona, Dona Direidi! Yeah, that's me

# If you don't like me, it's your problem obviously

# Yo, children of Wales! I'll introduce myself real quick

# I am the greatest rapper so take my photo, click-click!

# You better believe me when I say my cousin's famous, oh, my!

# The main man, the golden rapper. Rapsgaliwn - what a guy!

# I'm Dona, Dona Direidi! Yeah, that's me

# If you don't like me, it's your problem obviously

# Yeah, I'm Dona, Dona Direidi! Yeah, that's me

# If you don't like me, it's your problem obviously #

Hello! How are you?

I hope you're better than me.

I feel very sad today.

I haven't felt this sad since I bought a cake with pink icing...

..and as I walked out of the shop, I tripped over a dog...

..and dropped the cake.

To make matters worse, the little dog ate all the cake.

Oh, dear.

How are you?

What?

You're sad too?

Because I'm sad?

Thanks for sympathizing with me. I have a problem, you see.

A problem with the leg. Yes indeed, it's broken.

What? No, not my leg.

Look!

My legs are still fast and strong.

I've broken the chair leg. Come with me.

You see, here's the chair. One leg has broken.

I was sitting down on it like this.

I heard a crack and...

..whoa!

Wah-wah-wee-wah.

Chairs usually have...

..one, two, three, four legs.

This one only has three now.

Here's the other one.

What am I going to do?

I know. I'm going to invite Huwi Stomp here.

He's great at fixing all kinds of things.

And painting things too.

-Huwi Stomp, at your service.

-Painting and fixing everything.

-Hello, Dona.

-Hello, Dona.

- Hello, Huwi.

Have you been painting?

-Yes - doors, walls,

-cupboards and pictures!

Pictures? What kind of pictures?

-Pictures? What kind of pictures?

-Pictures like this.

-What's in the picture?

Blue sky.

-Blue sky.

-Blue sky.

And a large white cloud.

-And a large white cloud.

-And a bird.

A bird?

I can't see a bird anywhere.

-It's hiding behind the cloud!

Very funny.

As it happens, I've been drawing pictures too.

Do you want to see one?

Here it is.

-Here it is.

-A self-portrait.

Me, eating ice cream.

-There's no ice cream in the picture.

No - I've eaten it all!

I'm glad you're here to lift my spirits.

-Why? What's wrong?

I have a chair with three legs.

-No.

Yes.

-No.

-If it only has three legs,

-it's not a chair - it's a stool.

-Since it has three legs.

It's too big to be a stool.

It's a chair with one broken leg.

Come here.

Look.

-D'you know what?

-This isn't a stool.

-It's a chair with three legs.

Well, who'd have thought? Well done, Huwi Stomp.

-Thank you, Dona. It's easy to fix.

-All you need is...

-..glue.

-Hold the chair up.

-Apply the wood glue...

-..to the chair.

-Place the leg back in its place.

-Just like that.

Well done, Huwi. It's fixed.

-As good as new.

-Do you know what? You should

-paint the chair and decorate it.

A different idea.

A great idea!

We can turn it into a throne!

-Is the Queen coming?

Coming?

She's already here.

Dona Direidi, Queen of Rhyme.

Well, Huwi, how about it?

-Oh, yes.

-The first thing I need is...

-The first thing I need is...

- Paint.

-No.

-Brush.

-No.

-Cup of tea.

-No. Newspaper.

Newspaper? Newspaper?

Paint the chair first and read the newspaper later.

-Place the newspaper on the floor

-in case you spill paint.

Good idea.

Here we go. Where do you want it?

-There.

Is that enough?

-We can put the chair on the paper

-and start painting it.

-Which colour do you want?

I don't mind, as long as it's pink.

-OK. I'll paint the chair pink.

Here you go. While you do that, I'll make decorations for the chair.

There we go. The crown is ready for the chair.

The only thing to do now is wait for Huwi to finish painting.

And wait for the paint to dry.

I think I might be here a while.

-Dona?

Wah-wah-wee-wah.

-Do you like it?

-Do you like it?

- Yes!

The only thing I have left to do is glue this crown...

..on the back.

I'll use this double-sided sticky tape...

..cut a piece off for one side...

..here...

..and another piece...

..for the other side.

Remove the paper.

One.

Two.

Take it over to the chair.

Stick it like this.

Pass me the crown.

Thank you.

Her we are, the throne of Her Majesty, Dona Direidi.

Are you ready, Huwi?

-Where are we going?

-Where are we going?

- We're not going anywhere.

We're going to play This or That.

To get to know Huwi Stomp a little better.

This or That.

Right then, here's your first question.

All the questions involve food.

Red tomatoes?

Or bacon?

-I like a good breakfast

-so it's bacon for me.

Good choice.

A slice of toast or a roast dinner?

-Toast and jam is nice...

-..but a roast dinner is better.

-Roast dinner.

-Roast dinner.

- I thought so.

A plate of biscuits...

..or a box of chocolates?

-Which one?

-I like both.

-Chocolates.

I'll put them away before you change your mind.

A plate of vegetables or a bowl of fruit?

-Vegetables first

-and fruit to follow.

You must choose one.

-Vegetables today, fruit tomorrow.

Good choice.

Strawberries and cream or a large slice of cake.

-Strawberries and cream every time.

You'd blow up like a balloon after eating all that food.

Here's your final choice.

A hot dog with sauce?

Or a cheese sandwich?

-I have a cheese sandwich

-in my lunchbox every day.

-I'll go for the hot dog

-with tomato sauce.

Lovely!

And that's that.

Thanks for coming over to paint and fix my chair.

-You're welcome.

Cheerio, Huwi.

-Cheerio, Huwi.

-Cheerio, Dona.

Cheerio to you too. From me, Dona Direidi.

Don't forget about me!

# I remembered when I was small I sat in a large armchair

# In my dream, the armchair carried me across the waves

# To a desert island where coconut trees grew

# A coconut fell on my head and I woke up shouting

# Large chairs, small chairs, folding chairs

# Colourful chairs on the beach, for Nain and Taid to snooze in

# Pink leather chairs and chairs for the kitchen

# They're made from wood, they're fit for a king to sit in

# Did you hear about Auntie Beth in a cafe in Llangollen?

# She screamed out loud when she saw a mouse

# She jumped on the chair and broke one of the legs

# And fell to the ground in a mound of sauce and pasta

# Large chairs, small chairs, folding chairs

# Colourful chairs on the beach, for Nain and Taid to snooze in

# Pink leather chairs and chairs for the kitchen

# They're made from wood, they're fit for a king to sit in

# I went to town at tea-time to buy a rocking chair

# I sat down and hear the sound of a baby crying

# I looked under the pink cushion and I was surprised

# When I saw a cat and dog sleeping

# Large chairs, small chairs, folding chairs

# Colourful chairs on the beach, for Nain and Taid to snooze in

# Pink leather chairs and chairs for the kitchen

# They're made from wood, they're fit for a king to sit in #

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