Twinsanity Dragons


Twinsanity

Animation based on How to Train Your Dragon. Hiccup and the gang struggle to uphold the traditions that keep the peace between Berk and the Berserkers.


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Let's go, bud!

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-Yeah!

-Whoo!

-Wow!

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'They say two heads are better than one, which is often true.

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'But, four heads? Eh, that's a few heads too many.'

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How are we supposed to see up here?

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You're not. That's the whole point.

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Oh... No, I still don't get it.

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When you two can't see, you have to trust Barf and Belch to see for you.

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Like this.

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Why does he always have to speak in riddles?

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I say we trust US.

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Yeah, I'm with you, sister.

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-Barf, up.

-Belch, down.

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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CRACKLING

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-Barf! Go for help!

-Belch, get me down!

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HE WHISTLES

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It worked! I can't believe it actually worked!

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CRACKLING

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What was that hand thing you were doing?

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If you must know, I've been crafting

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some rudimentary hand signals for Meatlug,

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just in case we get separated.

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And, they seem to have been well received.

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Hand signals? That's incredible, Fishlegs.

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Yeah, I know!

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We need to start working on those right away.

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Toothless, battle ready!

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Toothless, plasma blast!

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Good job, bud.

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Smile.

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Not bad.

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Stormfly, spine shot!

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Well, that's better than last time.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Hookfang, annihilate!

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Ahhh!

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Bull's-eye.

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Ohh...

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Meatlug, hug!

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Oh, that could actually be useful. Ruff, Tuff, your turn.

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-Belch, come.

-Barf, go.

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Grr!

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-Barf, sky!

-Belch, ground!

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-Ha-ha, I win!

-What do you think you're doing to my dragon?

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Your dragon? Puh-lease. You've been breathing in Barf's gas again.

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Yeah? So?

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Guys! Guys! Barf and Belch is one dragon.

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You have to use one signal at a time.

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Good idea. Barf, attack Tuffnut!

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Ha, how was that?

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-I don't think it's what Hiccup...

-Belch, eat Ruffnut!

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Uh, ow?

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Tuff, come on!

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Whatever. Belch, drop Ruffnut.

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Ugh... I can't work like this.

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Ugh, it's completely unprofessional.

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I'm taking my dragon and going home.

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-You touch that dragon, and I'll...

-You'll what?

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I... I don't know.

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Don't rush me. Just... uh...

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I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Come on, Barf!

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Guys, come on. Stop, please. Leave the dragon out of it. It's over.

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-Oh, it's over.

-Yeah, it's so over, it's under.

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What was that about?

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Eh, they'll be back.

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Agh... Suck in your gut, Stoick.

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It's sucked, Gobber. It doesn't suck any more than this.

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Ahh...the ceremonial belt. Is it that time again?

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Yup, tomorrow's the annual treaty signing with the Berserker Tribe.

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They got to change that name.

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When your chief's "Osvald the Agreeable"

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and you haven't been to war in 50 years...

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Oh, please tell me he's not bringing that lunatic kid of his.

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Dagur? Oh, he'll be here.

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Oh, great. And, let me guess, I get to keep him from breaking things?

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Actually, I have a more important job for you.

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You get hide all the dragons.

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From Osvald the Agreeable? Why?

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Hiccup, just because we've had peace for 50 years

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doesn't mean they still can't go...

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-well...

-Berserk?

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Exactly. The dragons could be seen as a sign of aggression.

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"Better blissful than bloody", I always say.

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And the last thing we want is another Berserker skirmish.

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They tend to play for keeps.

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Just hide the dragons, Son. Ugh!

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Back in line! Back in line!

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Everybody, in line! In line!

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Is Dagur coming? He's so cool.

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Cool?

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Last time he was here he used me as a knife-throwing target.

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That guy should be locked up in a cage.

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That's what he did to me! He wouldn't let me eat for three days.

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Ha-ha-ha! Then he force-fed you rotten cod heads. Ha-ha-ha!

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Thanks. I almost erased that from my memory.

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Look out! Incoming Zippleback!

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Where's Ruffnut and Tuffnut? Someone get that dragon!

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I'm on it!

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Snotlout, you need two riders! Fishlegs, get in there!

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I'm not sure this is really the best idea... Whoa!

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I don't feel so good.

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It's the gas. Just try not to breathe any in.

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Yeah, that ship has sailed.

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Uh, hey! Somebody tell me how to work this thing!

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Whatever you do, Snotlout, don't spark...

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-Ha-ha.

-OK, now I feel worse.

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Then, if I were you, I would not think about that rotten cod head

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sliding down your throat.

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Huh, huh...BLEUURGH!

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Oh, that is disgusting!

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Wait here. I need to find the twins to get that Zippleback under control,

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before the Berserkers...

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-HORN BLOWS

-..Are here.

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Great(!) Just great(!)

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Uh, hey, Dad, there's something...

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Not now, Son. Osvald is here.

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Presenting the high chief of the Berserker Tribe.

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Cracker of skulls, slayer of beasts, the great and fearsome...

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Osvald the Agreeable?

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Dagur, the Deranged!

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-Dagur?

-Deranged?

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Oh, no.

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Dagur, where's your father?

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My father has been "retired".

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HE GIGGLES

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So, where are you hiding them, Stoick?

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Hiding what, Dagur?

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Do I look stupid to you?

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Trick question. Don't answer it.

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We both know what's going on here.

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I have it on excellent authority

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that you're amassing an army of dragons.

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"Excellent authority"? And who would that be, Dagur?

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Never mind. Just know that if I find it to be true,

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then my armada will attack

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with the force of 50,000 brave Berserker soldiers.

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Stand down, Dagur. There won't be any need for the armada.

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Now, let's get to the treaty.

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Yes, let's. According to the treaty, my visit starts with a tour of Berk,

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the armoury, the feast in the great hall...

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the killing arena.

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You do still kill dragons here, hmm?

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Your father never found the tour necessary.

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As you can see, I'm not my father, am I?!

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Not in front of the armada.

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Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is really bad.

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-I have to find that Zippleback.

-Hiccup, we have a problem.

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-Oh, yeah, you're telling me. Dagur's the new Berserker chief.

-What?!

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Yeah, his father "retired". And, he thinks we're hiding dragons.

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Well, we kind of are.

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-Which brings us to our next problem.

-Huh?

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Barf? Belch? Here?

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DRAGON ROARS

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And, we're walking, walking. Here, we have our food storage.

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It's where we, well...

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Oh, let me guess, store your food?

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No wonder they made him chief.

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Barf, Belch, come back here!

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Bo-r-r-ing! I want to see the dragon-killing things!

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Follow me.

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-Where did it go?

-I have no idea.

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Uh, you keep looking and I'll go warn my dad.

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Oh, you want some of this, Gronckle?

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He's really got a handle on that whole "deranged" thing.

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DAGUR CACKLES

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I'm about to make him eat this sword.

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Why don't we see to signing that treaty now?

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Sounds like my father. "Sign the treaty, Dagur!

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"Leave that chicken alone, Dagur! Put down that axe, Dagur!"

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Your father is a great man.

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And, I'll not have you disrespect him.

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My father was...a coward.

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I intend to return the Berserkers to their former glory.

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Something he was incapable of doing.

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-Zippleback.

-I knew it! Where is it?

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-Ooh, ooh, let me kill it! Let me kill it!

-Ha-ha...

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He's joking, Dagur. That Stoick, always the prankster.

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Tell me, Dagur, what are some of your "deranged" plans

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for the Berserker Tribe?

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(Barf? Belch?)

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Guys, you can't be here! Oh, come on, what did they do?

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OK... Think like Ruffnut and Tuffnut.

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I can't believe I just said that.

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Barf, Belch, sky!

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Nice weapons...very clean.

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No bloodstains. Pity.

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Ah, Hiccup. There you are.

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Dagur! I was just thinking about you.

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Hey, remember that time we went swimming and you tried to drown me?

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Ho-ho-ho-ha-ha-ha...

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Oh, the laughs we had. Bored again!

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Just a moment. Something is going on here.

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-I can explain.

-Where is it?

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-Look, it's just one dra...

-Your leg.

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Never mind. I heard all about it.

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-You heard all about what?

-You. The Red Death.

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Defeated it all on your own...

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What? Me? Look at me.

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How is that even possible?

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Right? That's what I thought, too.

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But then, I heard about the trained dragons and it got me,

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well, kind of tingly.

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Trained dragons?

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I don't even... How, how would you train a dragon?

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I don't know. How would you?

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All right, then. Who's hungry?

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It's this way, Dagur.

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DRAGON ROARS

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R-r-rar! Err!

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Oh, boy, am I hungry!

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I said THIS way, Dagur.

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Get that dragon out of here.

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We need the twins.

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What are you guys doing here?

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Hey, Tuffnut. Feel like talking?

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-Um, can you come down?

-Whatever.

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Whoa. Yeah. I love that part.

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Look, about Barf and Belch...

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We need you and Ruffnut to help us get your dragon under control.

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Uh, uh, uh. No! No, thank you.

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I am officially out of the dragon business.

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And the sister business And the dragon and sister business.

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The drag-ister-ness...

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-What's going on with you two?

-Simple.

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-You know what this is?

-A spoon?

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No, it's our spoon. Just like this is our dish. And our axe.

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And our well-groomed stuffed yak. Everything is OURS.

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I'm sick of OURS.

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Just once, I want something to be just mine.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go pack up my half of the yak.

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Go? Where?

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I don't know. To my dark, soggy, alone place.

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NOT to cry. This house...

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it has too many memories...

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Tuff!

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Dark, soggy, alone place? Ugh...

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Yeah, I really don't want to know.

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THEY MURMUR

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Did you get that Zippleback under control?

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We're working on it.

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-A toast!

-To your father!

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-To Osvald!

-To Osvald!

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Fine, whatever...to Osvald, to Osvald, to Osvald,

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bladdity-bladdity-blah!

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Well, on that cheery note, shall we sign the treaty

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and send you on your way?

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Great idea. Let's sign that treaty.

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Bring us the dragon's blood.

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Uh, did you say, "dragon's blood?"

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He-he... Don't be ridiculous, Dagur.

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I mean, your father and I haven't signed the treaty

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in dragon's blood for years.

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Why would that be a problem, Stoick?

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Unless, of course, you don't kill dragons any more.

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We still kill dragons!

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The problem is, we've killed so many,

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there isn't a dragon within 200 miles of here.

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DOOR CRASHES

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Except that one.

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The Zippleback. It's a sign!

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A head for each chief... Ha-ha-ha!

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It's going to be amazing!

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Kill, kill, kill!

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EXCITED SHOUTING

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You need to find that Zippleback before he does.

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Hiccup, you heard Tuffnut.

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He went to his dark, soggy, alone place. That could be anywhere.

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Not really. That could only be one place.

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-What?

-Why didn't you say something?

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Why didn't you ask?

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-Snotlout, we've been looking for them all day!

-And...?

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And, if you don't tell us right now,

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I'm going to throw you off that dragon!

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No need to get violent. He's probably at the Lost Cavern.

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Astrid, you and Snotlout take the south entrance of the cavern.

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Fishlegs and I will take the north.

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Let's go!

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Ugh.

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All right, bud. Do your thing.

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Search!

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Pretty dark in here. If you need to hold my hand, Astrid, it's OK.

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Sure, Snotlout.

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Ooh, soft as I thought it would be.

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Eww!

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Tuffnut?

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Oh, you guys again. Would you quit following me?!

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Ruffnut!

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Would you quit following me?!

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Did you guys hear that?

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Duh, it's called an echo!

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Toothless, plasma blast!

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-What are YOU doing in my soggy place?

-This is my soggy place!

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And, I'm not sharing it with you!

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Listen, we need to get you guys to your dragon.

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-It's important.

-Barf and Belch are in real trouble.

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I'll go. But NOT with her.

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I'm not going anywhere with her either.

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Yeah. Wait, what?

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No, you don't understand. You both have to go!

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Guys, listen, like it or not, you're connected to each other.

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And the two of you are connected to that dragon.

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-Just like me with Toothless.

-And, me with Stormfly.

-Us, too.

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We can get you another spoon, another dish, another stuffed yak.

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What we can't get you is another Barf and Belch.

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Eh...

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You think they got any of that?

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Fine.

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THEY SPIT

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-They got it.

-OK, let's go. We're out of time.

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So, why is this so important anyway?

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The Berserkers and hunting down your dragon to use its blood for ink!

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What? Is that not what's happening?

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There they are! We've got to get you guys down there.

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No!

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What are you doing here? We have to get our dragon.

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We can't afford to be spotted by the Berserkers.

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How dare you?

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How dare you!

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We're supposed to slay this dragon together

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and that's what we'll do.

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In the arena, where dragon-killing is done.

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To the arena!

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The chief's not going to let them kill our dragon, is he?

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He won't have a choice, unless we can figure out a plan.

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I have a plan. One word - annihilate!

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Uh! Hookfang!

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Or, not.

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Actually, that could work.

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According to the treaty, the killing of the dragon must be...

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Bored! I want the head on the right!

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I'm putting a stop to this.

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If it means war, it means war.

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Help!

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-Dragon attack!

-The dragons are attacking!

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Run for your lives! We've got to get out of here!

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-What is going on?!

-Gobber... Dragon attack!

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Ohh... Dragon attack! Everyone out of here!

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We must protect our honoured guests!

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Run if you want, but Dagur the Deranged will not retreat!

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-Barf, gas.

-Belch, spark.

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A Night Fury. They DO exist.

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Back, you...fiend, you! You'll not harm my friend...Dagur.

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Please, Dagur, save yourself!

0:19:320:19:34

Ah! You owe it to your people!

0:19:380:19:41

Berserkers! To the boats!

0:19:430:19:45

What about the treaty?

0:19:460:19:48

Consider it signed!

0:19:510:19:53

Well done, Hiccup.

0:20:010:20:03

I doubt we'll be seeing much more of Dagur the Deranged.

0:20:030:20:07

Let's hope not.

0:20:070:20:08

'I used to think that four heads was a little crazy.

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'And I wasn't wrong.'

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I still think Dagur's pretty cool.

0:20:150:20:17

'But I'll still take crazy over berserk, any day of the week.'

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Hiccup and the gang struggle to uphold the traditions that keep the peace between Berk and the Berserkers.


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