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# Let's go on an adventure!

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# That isn't very wise!

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# He-he! I love you guys... #

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Wah!

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Wah!

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Argh!

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# This is getting crazier

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# Feels like we're endangered...

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# Species. #

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MERL GROANS

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Once upon an egg roll,

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there was a super Samurai kung fu fighting hero.

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Her name...the Bouncing Bunny.

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H-wah! Wa-wa-wa!

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Wha-ahh...

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Hi-ywa-aa-aa!

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OK. And then?

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And then what?

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-Hey.

-Gull, you're the narrator, remember.

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It's your story. You can make anything happen.

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-Hey!

-Oh, yeah.

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-OK, then Bouncing Bunny...

-Hello!

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She arrived to save the villagers from...

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Ohh, a no-good villain squirrel.

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HE WHISPERS: That's you, Merl.

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MERL SIGHS

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Yes, this I figure it out. But no.

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The squirrel, he will not play these ridiculo games of smashing

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the furniture and making a mess.

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If you wish to play the chop-socky grass-hockey

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you can do this outta the side.

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Hi-yah!

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No. Again, I say, I am not the karate-chopping bad guy.

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This I am not.

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-But you sure look like a bad guy.

-What?! No, I do not.

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-Bad guys always yell.

-I AM NOT YELLING!

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I mean, let me do the rephrasing again.

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This time dressed as an astronaut.

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The kung fu villains, they do not look like this, yes?

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I am off to space, woosh, where there are no kung fu games.

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The villain used every evil trick he could

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think of, including the old, "I am off to space, woosh,

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"where there are no kung fu games." But...

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BUZZING

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But...

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HE GIGGLES

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But Bouncing Bunny was not a fool who could be easily fooled, ha-ha!

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"Hello, my name is Merl and this is my frowny face

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"cos I'm a big old grumpy party-pooper!"

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OK, enough of this! I shall be your villain.

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-Really, are you sure?

-Yes, I am sure.

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I mean, being a really good bad guy,

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it ain't exactly a walk in the park, Merl.

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I will not only walk in this metaphoric park you speak of,

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I will destroy the park.

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I shall be the worst kung fu villain you ever, ever imagined.

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Y-y-yay!

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The evil kung fu squirrel rolled into town.

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I raid the village.

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-Plunder the town.

-Why?!

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I will close the orphanage. Ha!

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HE SOBS

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Ha-ha-ha! Cry, little pandas, cry!

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They asked for evil, the evil I give them.

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Servant, come here, chop, chop.

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Tell me, old servant, how long have you been working for me?

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20 long years, o noble rodent.

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Excelente.

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You are fired.

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-But why, master?

-Because I am evil. Ha-ha!

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And rule with the fist of iron.

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Yeah, nasty kung fu Merl, he was...

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plungering the town and ruling it with his...

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iron tail.

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This? It is not what I said!

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I'm the narrator so everything I say is true.

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It's true, Merl. Narrator rules.

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The metal tail? This I did not expect.

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But the tail, she wags with extra evilness.

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Merl, the evil Tail-Fighting Squirrel, now ruled the land

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with his iron tail of stink.

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What?!

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That is when the Bouncing Bunny they call Bouncing Bunny

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came to the rescue.

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Whoa! Tail-Fighting Squirrel, you will not close the orphanage, ha-ha!

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But I already did.

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See the orphanage of which you speak, it is now closed. Ha-ha!

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Oh, help. It is very dark in here for my very sad orphan eyes.

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Bouncing Bunny, it is I, Tail-Fighting Squirrel, who tell

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you now that I will do as you said I will not do, yes?

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No, I do not know what it is that you just said

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that you would do or not do,

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but it is not the doing or the not doing that I would like to do!

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-Huh?

-Er, OK.

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-Wa-aa-aah!

-Wa-aa-aah!

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Hi-yah!

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Hey! No fair.

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Then the villainous Tail-Fighter hung his head and cried.

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-What?!

-He cried...

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..and cried...

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..and cried....

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..and cried.

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You made me cry.

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Yes, I know. I am sorry. But you are the villain, ha-ha!

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-You shall pay for that, what you just said.

-Well, OK.

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Only one shall be the one who is the victorious one. Ha-ha!

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Yeah, so, narrator, what happens next?

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Oh, I know.

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What is this?

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It is Gullzilla.

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Argh!

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Ah-ah!

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Argh! Gullzilla!

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Gull, stick to the kung fu story.

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Oh! Sorry. So, meanwhile...

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the villain Tail-Fighter made the most powerful tail-fighting

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tail in all the world.

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Then he accidently hit his thumb.

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O-O-Ow!

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Gull, stop that. My thumb, she cannot take the narration.

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And then he checked to make sure that his awesome new stink fighting

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tail was really, really stinky.

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Oh, Gull!

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HE BURPS AND FARTS

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Narrator, this, it is enough.

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Then he let it rip with a kung-pow peugh.

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-HE FARTS

-Oh, Gull!

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Then he made a little squeaky air-dumpling.

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HE FARTS

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And then... HE FARTS

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ENOUGH! Let us move on.

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His new tail-fighting tail was so powerful no weapon could break it.

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Plus it...

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had all other kinds of amazing powers that I haven't thunk up yet.

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Even the narrator was so scared he clutched his panda, Ting-Ting.

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Ting-Ting is nothing.

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Mwah-ha!

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What are you doing, narrator? Tail-Fighter is stronger than ever.

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To defeat him we must battle together as one, ha-ha.

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Oh! I didn't know that, ha-ha!

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-That's cos I just added this bit to the kung fu story.

-Oh, I like it.

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And so began the training of the one they called...Gullhopper.

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Gull, get on with the story.

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Oops, sorry.

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Now that the training was over, Gullhopper was ready to help

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Bouncing Bunny take on the evil Tail-Fighting Squirrel.

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I will put an end to the beginning that is you, starting now,

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with my magical super fighting tail.

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Wah!

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-Wah!

-Ah-ha!

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Ha!

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Woo-woo!

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Wah!

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Yeah, go, Bouncing Bunny.

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Woo-woo!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Gr-rr!

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I am the victor who is victorious in his victory over those

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-who are not victorious.

-Sorry, you're who now?

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Never mind, narrator.

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And now I shall do the finish of the finishing of you who are finished.

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But then the narrator remembered something really important.

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Tail Fighter's fighting tail was never meant to be used by bad guys,

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and it could fly.

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Gull!

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And it could electrocute bad guys.

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Then the magic tail-fighting tail got its revenge.

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Whoa-oa!

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I regret nothing.

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Except for the farting!

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Tail-Fighter was beaten by his own tail.

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Bleurgh.

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Then what happened, Gull?

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Well, the evil Tail-Fighter saw the error of his ways.

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Yeah? And then what?

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Er, he and his tail made up.

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-And then?

-They were married....in the spring.

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Aw!

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Yeah. And then they started a family.

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And lived happily ever after.

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Great story, Mr Narrator.

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But then there was a terrible storm and the brave jungle explorer

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turned to his faithful elephant and said, "Oh, faithful elephant..."

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