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# Let's go on an adventure! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
# That isn't very wise | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# I love you guys! # | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
-Waaaaaah! -Aaaaaaah! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
# This is getting crazier | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# Feels like we're endangered | 0:00:17 | 0:00:24 | |
# Species. # | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
-TV: -'Welcome to Cactus Falls, the kind of town | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
'where if something stinks... | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
'it's probably dead.' | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
HE GULPS | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
'Wait! Eugene! Wh-what are you doing?' | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
GROWLING | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
-ROARING -'Eugene?' | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Aah, I thought this was about kittens | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
who live on a singing rainbow. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
-BARKING -Aah! Turn it off! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
Wh-whoops. Aaaaaah! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
I've gotcha, pal! | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
-Oops. -Oh, no! The day I have feared has come! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
-It is the attack of the moles. Hide! -Aaaah. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
I was just introducing Gull to my new favourite show. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
He's starting to come around to it. GULL SOBS | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
Hm, I see the Gull but... | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
But nothing. All is well. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
-This reminds me of... -Run, Gull! Run! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
-Huh? -Whoa. You remember, then? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
-When we review our... -BOTH: -Please don't say it! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
-El drillo de la disaster. -Disaster drills! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
-Oh, yeah! -Ugh, not again. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
Oh. Oh, yeah. Ugh. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
The safety, yes? She begins with the Safety Nuts Method. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:49 | |
Who can remember each safety nut and what she stands for? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
-Uh...Merl, all those nuts look the same. -Yes, they are the same. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:58 | |
-This is how you remember them, no? -Ooh, ooh, ooh! -Yes, Gull. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
-I'm a survival. -Close, but, no. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
The nut uno, it means stay calm. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
HE BREATHES DEEPLY | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
The nut dos - always listen to Merl. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
That's me. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
The nut tres - follow Merl. That's me. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:21 | |
And if all above should fail... | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
-Quatro nut - everyone under the bed. -Ooh, ooh, ooh! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:29 | |
-HE SIGHS -Yes, Gull. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
I'm a survival. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
-Oh... What if there's an earthquake? -Eh? A what? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:38 | |
You know, a big, giant, loud earthquake | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
that splits the stump in half? Ka-put! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
LOUD RUMBLING | 0:02:46 | 0:02:51 | |
Aaaah! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
Aaaaaaaaaaah! | 0:02:56 | 0:03:01 | |
Well, if that happens to the nuts, then we do the Safety Nuts. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:08 | |
Uno - stay calm, dos - always listen to what I say... | 0:03:08 | 0:03:13 | |
-What if we can't hear you? -Tres - follow Merl. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
-What if we can't see you? -Quatro nut - everyone under the bed. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:21 | |
-That is nuts! -No, it is the Safety Nuts! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:26 | |
Now, moving onto our biggest threat... | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
-moles. -Wait! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
What if there's a ghost? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Stay calm, always listen, follow me and... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:40 | |
-ALL: -Everyone under the bed. -Hm. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
-Correctamundo, muchachos. -Wait a minute! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Anyone can sit around getting prepared for the expected | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
but what about the unexpected? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
Ever thought about what would happen to this place | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
-if it was attacked by aliens? -Aah! -Or zombies? | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
HE GASPS | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
-What about a hurri-cat? -Be strong. -Or a vol-gator? -Waaaah! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
-What? -Wh-what are these things you speak of? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
Hm... A hurri-cat, you ask. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
It's only a hurricane that rains down angry cats. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Cats, Merl, cats! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
-This, it is not possible. -And a vol-gator... Boy, oh, boy. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:24 | |
You don't even want to know. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
It's a volcano that erupts lava with gators swimming in it! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:33 | |
-No more, yes? -Oh, we're sitting ducks over here. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
This stump couldn't stop a skunk's sneeze, never mind a hurri-cat. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
THUNDER CRASHES | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
OK, the safety, she needs more, more, MORE! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
Want to prepare for disaster, do you? I'll help you prepare for disaster. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:52 | |
Nothing says Monday morning like a... | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
ZOMBIE ATTACK! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Brraaains... | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
-Aaah! -Aah, horror, terror! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Look at this terrifying, brainless creature | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
who wants to eat your brain, Merl! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
-Brraaains. -Aaah! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
He's heading straight for the stump! What do we do? What do we do?! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
Simple really. We all know zombies can only walk straight | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
so we have to dig trenches around the yard. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Yes, yes! The trenches, they will cause the mucho confusione, yes? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
-Brraaains. -Aah! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Brraaains... Brraaains... | 0:05:33 | 0:05:38 | |
-Aah! -Brraaains... | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
Ooft. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
HE SIGHS Sure, these trenches may stop | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
the zombies but... | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
they're basically rolling out the welcome mats for... | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
THE ALIENS! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Greetings, earthlings. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
I have come to harvest your juuuices. | 0:05:55 | 0:06:00 | |
-Protect your juices! -Aaaah! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Mu-ha-ha! Diabolical lau-au-ghter. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:09 | |
-We should be safe from the aliens in here. -Yeah. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:16 | |
-Until the lava arrives. -Lava? In the stump? Where? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
-Laaa-vaaa, laaa-vaaa... -Gull, stop it. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:25 | |
-Lava is nothing to fear about, yes? -Aah! Lava! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:30 | |
-..laaa-vaaa, laaa-vaaa... -Stop! You must stop! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:37 | |
-..laaa-vaaa, laaa-vaaa... -GLASS SMASHES | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
No! The lava, she is making a mess! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
-It's heading right for us! -But this is madness. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
You must cease this madness! This is even worse than the moles! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:51 | |
-..laaa-vaaa... -Aaah! We must use the Safety Nuts Method! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:56 | |
Step uno - stay calm. Step dos - always listen to Merl. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
Step tres - follow Merl. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Quatro nut - everybody under the bed! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
-Glug, glug, glug... -Nutty Buddy! -CRASHING | 0:07:04 | 0:07:09 | |
-Nooooo! -It's not working. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
-We need to move on to Plan B. -The Plan B? What is this? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
Evacuation. You first, Merl. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Safety slides. Now, this I can... WHOAA-aaaa! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:25 | |
Yeeeeeee! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:32 | |
AAAAAAAAAH... | 0:07:32 | 0:07:38 | |
Ugh. Aah. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
-Oh. -Wheeee-hooo! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:46 | |
That safety slide is WAY too dangerous. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Let's do it again! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
Wait, the danger, she is dangerous, | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
-and the safety, she is dangerous, too? -Now you got it. | 0:07:55 | 0:08:00 | |
That's actually what I've been trying to show you all along. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Gull! A demonstration, please. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
I'm being safe. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
Oooft. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Ahem. Now I'm in danger. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
Oooft. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
-See the difference? -There is none. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Exactly. No matter what we do, we can't always be safe. So... | 0:08:20 | 0:08:26 | |
Then we must prepare the stump. She must be INDESTRUCTIBLE! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:31 | |
No, we just go on and enjoy our lives without a care in the world | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
cos it doesn't make any difference anyway. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
# La-di-do-di-do. # | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
I'm being blissfully ignorant. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
-I'm OK! -See? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
-It's all good. -Yes...it will be good. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:49 | |
-HAMMERING -That should do it. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
Barbed wire, sharp spikes, cannons, multiple walls, | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
AND moats, an impenetrable tower equipped with its own ladder | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
and...vicious guard Buddy. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
Now I am prepared for anything. Ha-ha! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
Mm... Did you miss the previous seven scenes of completely ridiculous, | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
over the top danger? Life is for living, Merl. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
No! This is the living. Structured, safe. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
The living, she is now indestructible! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... | 0:09:23 | 0:09:28 | |
-Uh, Merl, you've got that crazy look in your eye again. -Yes. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:33 | |
The look, she says, we are prepared, we are invincible! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
-Mu-ha-ha... -Yeah, I heard you the first time. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
THUNDER CRASHES | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
HE WHIMPERS Uh, Merl? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
Where'd you get all the wood for these barricades, anyway? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
Um, perhaps I take a little bit from the roof. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
The aerial attack, she is very unlikely, yes? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
-But it does rain a lot. -I'm unpredictable weather. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:01 | |
Boom! Crash! Lightning strike! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Drizzle... | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
Hm, the rain, she does the mocking of me and my safety preparedness. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:10 | |
Yeah, whatevs. At least you've got an umbrella, right? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
Umbrella? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Wow, Merl, you really need to start being more prepared, huh? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
Perhaps the rain, it will not be so bad. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Aah! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
The safety... Aah! ..she mocks me. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Aaaaah! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 |
