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# Let's go on an adventure

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# That isn't very wise

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GULL GIGGLES

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# I love you guys

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SCREAMING AND SHOUTING

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# This is getting crazier

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# Feels like we're endangered

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# Species! #

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Ah.

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My favourite time of the day. El breako de cafemundo.

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BUZZING

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Ah!

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Huh!

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BUZZING

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Hmmm.

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Oy! Grrr! Hey-ey-ey!

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Adios, mosquito!

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Raaaaar!

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Merl! Did you get a paper cut again?

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It's not the magazine's fault.

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Ah!

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Well, if it ain't an old-fashioned, down-home magazine swinging.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Me next! Ha-ha-ha!

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PICKLE LAUGHS GULL SINGS

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Hey, Merl.

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Did you know there was a mosquito in here?

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Why, yes, Gull, I did.

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He-he-hey, Merl.

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-Oooh!

-SCREAMING AND SHOUTING

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Wait, Merl! Don't squish it! Please!

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What do you mean, no squishamente?

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It is a disgusting, germy insect.

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Huh-hmmm. Merl. Gull asked you nicely.

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So no squishing. Got it?

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But, Pickle, this bug is nothing but a disease-ridden pestamente.

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Come on, Merl. It's just a skeeter flying around the stump.

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What's the worst that could happen?

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You were saying?

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OK, so maybe we should get rid of the little skeeter.

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Ha-ha! I knew you'd see it my way.

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Nuh-uh! Still no squishing, Merl.

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-SIGHING:

-Agreed. No squishing.

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Ah, now that that's settled...

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SCRATCH!

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Come on, guys. What's a few welts when you've got a new friend?

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Ugh! I am sorry, Gull, but that bug must be dealt with.

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Mucho swiftamente!

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No squishing.

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Uh! Fine.

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I will catch the insecto

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and dispose of it in a way, which is totally safe.

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HORN BLASTS

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How can the mosquito fly if the air,

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she is filled with my many noisy honkings? Ha-ha...

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THUD Come on, Merl.

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-Grrr!

-We had a deal. No hurting the skeeter.

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Grrrr!

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But it does not sound like something to which I would agree.

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You know I live for the squish.

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-HORN BLARES

-Ahh!

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I'm not saying we've got to be roommates with the little fella.

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I got a plan so clever, so precise,

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so foolproof they'll be telling tales of my genius for generations.

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-Shoo! Go!

-Shoo! Go, little guy!

-Get. Get.

-Shoo! Go on now.

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-Go! Shoo!

-Sh!

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This? It is your genius plan?

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I will show you the shooing.

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Behold! My new anti-mosquito device.

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Merl! You promised. No squishing!

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I have you now, Diablo bug!

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-Rrrr.. Uh.

-Wait, Merl.

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Give the mosquito just one more chance.

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Please. I promise he'll never bother us again.

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MOSQUITO PLAYS FLAMENCO GUITAR

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Oh, I can never refuse the flamenco.

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All right. Uno chance-o.

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Now we try Gull's plan.

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GULL GRUNTS AND BANGS LOUDLY

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And never bothering us again.

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Gull, how do we get back inside?

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Oh-ho-ho! No, no, no. We don't ever go back in.

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That's the mosquito's stump now.

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BUZZING

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Uh! Ah! Guh! Uh...

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No! No, you don't, skeeter!

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Get your stinking legs off of my carrots.

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Pardon me, folks. We got a complaint from inside the stump.

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Is there a problem here? Huh?

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Hey, Merl. How's it going?

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Ahhh...

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All right, Miss, come with me.

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Did that skeeter make you his security guard, Bigfoot?

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Sure did. We're best buds.

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He's got seven million of his little brothers and sisters

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-living right here in my fur.

-BUZZING

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After all the times I stopped you from getting squished,

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this is how you pay me back?!

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GULPING

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Let me at him! I...

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LOUD BANGING

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Arggghh!

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We don't agree on much, Merl, but we do agree on this.

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Mosquito's going down.

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I got an idea.

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BUZZING

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SNORING

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MOSQUITO LAUGHS

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Wah!

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Got him!

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RINGING

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Heh. We tried playing nice with you, skeeter.

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Now we're just going to play.

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Squish the mosquito with lasers.

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Yee-haw! I'll get me some extra bonus skeeter points.

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LASERS PING AND ZAP

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THEY LAUGH

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BUZZING

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LASERS ZAP

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Almost got it. Almost got it.

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Pickle, how is this even possible?

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Less talk and more lasering, Merl.

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No! That still counts as squishing.

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GULL SHRIEKS

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-BOTH:

-Got you now!

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BUZZING AND ZAPPING

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Wow, look at all these gold coins.

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Eh, guys? Meh!

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MOSQUITO SLURPS AND BURPS

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Ayyyy!

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-KNOCK ON DOOR

-Coming.

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-Ahh!

-Squish!

-Squish!

-Squish!

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Hey, it's not his fault he loves blood, guys.

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Blood. That's it. THAT'S IT!

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Vitamins. Lots of vitamins.

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If we take some,

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our blood will be too strong for the skeeter to stomach.

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-Oh-ho-ho!

-Strong and comedic.

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Oh! Oh! Me first.

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Uh... Gyuhh... Uh... Ah!

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HE BURPS

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Hey, buddy. Come and get it.

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Feed. You're all skin and exoskeleton.

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Ah. Oh.

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That greedy skeeter!

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-Ah-ha-ha!

-MOSQUITO PINGS

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Good boy, you ate every last drop of your dinner.

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Pickle, where did you get these things?

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They are not the regular vitaminos.

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They are the vitaminos for el mosquito verde.

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PICKLE LAUGHS

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GULL SHRIEKS

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That's a good larvae.

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Gull, after everything that bug's done, you're still feeding it?

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Si, that is muy disgustico. Muy!

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It's as gross to us as we are to it.

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-GULL BREAKS WIND

-See? It thinks that's disgusting.

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It is not the only one.

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Hey! I know how to explain this. It's...it's like my head flies.

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Sure they lay maggot eggs in our mouths while we sleep...

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-Ew!

-What?! Who does what?

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But they're still part of our family. Right?

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No! Not right.

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Those two flies are muy cante.

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I would squish them so... Ah!

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Did you say "two flies"?

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Well, there should be one more. Where's number three?

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Three! Ahhhh!

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Help me. Help me.

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MOSQUITO BURPS

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SNIFFLING

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Three!

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No! He was only two weeks away from head fly retirement.

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GULL SOBS

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Now...it's...personal.

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HE DIALS PHONE

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PHONE RINGS HE GROANS

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-SCREAMING OVER PHONE

-It's Bigfoot time.

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SCREAMING

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SCREAMING AND SHOUTING

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-Whoa!

-No, Gull!

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EXPLOSION AND SCREAMING

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How's that for a plan?

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Si, Gull. The air, there is none in space.

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Mosquitoes need air to breathe.

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No air, no mosquitomentes!

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-Ha-ha! Oh!

-Air goes in the what now?

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We need air to breathe too.

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-Gggg!

-Ahhh!

-Ughhh!

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THEY PANT

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Gracias, Gull.

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There is no sign of el mosquitomente any of the place.

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Ahhhhh!

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HELMET PINGS

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Huh. Whoa. I did not see that one coming.

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No. No, no. Squirrel blood, she is so very sour.

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Nooooooo!

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