Speechless Endangered Species


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# Let's go on an adventure!

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# That isn't very wise!

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# Ha-ha-ha! I love you guys! #

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WAAAAARGH!

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WAAAAARGH!

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ARRGH!

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WAAAAARGH!

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# This is getting crazier

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# Feels like we're endangered...

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# Species! #

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MERL SIGHS

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Hey, Merl! What you doing?

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I am putting this smiley face on el capitan of the rescue boat,

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so I need the quiet for the concentration, yes?

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-PICKLE WHISPERS:

-Sure thing, Merl.

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-PICKLE TALKS LOUDLY:

-Hey! I found this box of fizzy pills

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under the sink. You know, the kind you take when you have...

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-AS MERL:

-"The stomach problems"?

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And I dropped them all in the bathtub full of water,

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and at first they were all, like, BRGH-BRGH-BRGH!

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And then, WSHH-WSHHWSHH!

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And then, BOOM! And exploded all over the bathroom.

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So...somebody's going to have to clean that up.

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This, it has nothing to do with the rescue ship,

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-but the bathroom, perhaps YOU can clean it, yes?

-Pff! No way.

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That's boring. Hey, you want to hear me burp the alphabet?

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-BURPING:

-A, B, C, D, E, F, G...

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PLOP!

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Isn't the captain supposed to go down with the ship?

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Agh!

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DUCK SQUEAKS

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That wasn't a very safe ship, was it? Hope they know Morse code.

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You know Morse code? Want to hear me burp the alphabet in Morse code?

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-BURP!

-Stop the talking, Pickle.

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-BURP!

-I wish you would never talk again!

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Oh, you don't mean that. You'd miss my beautiful voice.

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No, I would not!

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PICKLE GASPS

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Hey, Merl, what's two times three,

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minus four, divided by the square root of ten?

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And what IS the square root of ten, anyway?

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-Why do they call it a square root, Merl? Huh?

-Huh?

-Huh?

-Huh?

-Huh?

-Huh?

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-Huh?

-Huh?

-ENOUGH!

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How about you two play the no-talking game?

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Oh, I am really good at that! I'm the best! No-one beats me!

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Ooh, I'm really good at it, too! Yeah, really, really good at it.

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-Yeah, yeah.

-Oh!

-I'm the best non-talker ever!

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That's only because you haven't played me before,

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cos I am really good at not talking!

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PICKLE AND GULL TALK OVER EACH OTHER

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Must escape the talking.

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Huh! Huh!

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Que? What is this?

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Cos I'm the BEST in the whole,

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entire galactic-interdimensional univ...

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PICKLE STOPS TALKING

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NO SOUND

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PICKLE BURPS

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-BURPING STOPS

-Silencio, at last!

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The switch, she does not make the sense, but she makes the quiet!

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NO SOUND

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Que? What is this you do?

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You swat the fly, yes?

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Oh, no, Merl - it's a game.

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Ooh, OK - one word.

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Er...er...

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Charades?

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Charades!

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Huh. Never heard of it. Oh, can I play?!

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No, no, no, no, no.

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You two play the "charades" -

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I will be enjoying the game I call "silencio magnifico".

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OK, eight words. First word...

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Let's see...

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An emu? No!

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The Eiffel Tower? Oh, no. Er... Merl!

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Ay! Concentrate, Merl.

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Second word, sounds like...lawn.

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Um... Basketball?

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Er... Shoehorn?

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Has!

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Merl...has...a giant spider

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on his shoulder!

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Que?!

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Argh!

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Nagh! Nagh!

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First word.

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Not? No. Can't? No. Don't!

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Oh! Don't...kill...that...spider.

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It's a rare gooty sapphire ornamental tossing stuffed spider.

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There is no such thing as a tossing stuffed spider.

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Ay, ay, ay!

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Cheese? No, no. Underwear?

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Ha! But I know this one.

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This, it is clearly the elephant.

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Pickle says nuh-uh.

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Nuh-uh? This is all she say?

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And where is it that she is going now, mm?

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KEYPAD TONES

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'Giacomo's Pizza! What do you want?'

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No! You cannot order the pizza with the no-talking.

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'So that was four medium pizza, and two Hawaiian and two extra-cheesy?

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'Get it there sometime.'

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You are telling me that with the pat-a-cake

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and the fisting of the pumps,

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you can order the pizza of the extra cheesiness?

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DOORBELL RINGS TWICE

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Hey! So...did I hear you guys playing charades?

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PARTY HORN BLOWS

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Huh! Enough with the games!

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Always, you two!

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You make me play the games and it is always Merl -

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he's the big part of the joke. But not today!

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Today, the Merl has the making of the safety ships to do.

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OK, but you're going to miss the...

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No! There will be no charades and no messing with the Merl!

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No, no, y no!

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Steady. Easy does it, Merl.

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Something, it is not right. Hm.

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Maybe it is the life preservers.

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That is correcto.

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Ah, they sent the certificado.

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No, she is up to date.

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Did you check the engine room? Si.

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I did the checking of it already.

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How about the hull? Don't forget about the hull.

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Hah, si - that is an idea of goodness.

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Did you check the foghorns? Do they go...

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WHEEOHH, NEE-OHH, WHEE-OHH...?

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I'll burp it for you, so you can hear the difference.

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WHEEBURP!

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Ay, ay, ay!

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Even in this thought bubble, she is annoying.

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What could the Pickle in my head mean by the hull?

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Gah!

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I am not doing the good thinking.

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Perhaps it is too quiet and my brain, she is not used to it.

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But the other room,

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it would at least have a small amount of the talking.

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Que?

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Oh, I know! That was my favourite.

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What is this?

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Funny nut hats and the bags for the nut-shopping.

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Where it is that you go?

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To the nut convention, you know, just like Pickle said.

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What?!

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Pickle?! She said nothing!

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I heard her just fine.

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The waving? This, it means nothing - hello, goodbye.

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It says nothing about the nut convention!

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Uh-huh. She's right. We did invite you, but you said,

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AS MERL: No, no, no, no, no.

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What? The "no, no, no" - it was not for the nut convention!

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Ay! You just do the messing with me!

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Hm! I ignore it.

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Pickle says...

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I do not care what Pickle does the saying of.

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I fix this ship.

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You're right, Pickle. Something's wrong with your ship, Merl.

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Si! I knew it. What is it? Tell me!

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No, no, no. This I do not understand. Swimming?

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Something swimming?

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HORSE NEIGHS

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Cowboy? There are no cowboys in the ocean.

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Boy, Merl, is your hearing OK?

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A man of fatness?

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Oh! Why can't you just point to it?

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Stop it! I do not understand!

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Gah! I can't take it.

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The only thing worse than the talking is the no-talking!

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I will un-mute the Pickle.

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Go ahead, Pickle, you can talk now.

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NO SOUND

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NO SOUND

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Que? This switch of the muting, she does not un-mute the Pickle.

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MERL GASPS

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What if...the Pickle, she will never talk again?!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Funniest...joke...ever!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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No, this is not a time for the laughing.

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Pickle, she will never talk again!

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I thought the silencio would be magnifico,

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but I did not mean to break the Pickle, and now...

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-SOBBING:

-No more Pickle with the games and the messing with the Merl!

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Oh, Merl! I'll always be here to mess with you.

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-Pickle thought bubbles, they do not count.

-Huh?

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Oh, Pickle!

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Pickle? You are not in the thought bubble?

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Told you you'd miss my beautiful voice.

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But...how can the Pickle talk when the switch...?

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Wait a minuto.

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Did you do the tricking of me again?

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It's not a trick if it's part of a game, Merl - then it's strategy.

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What?!

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I should be muy, muy angry with you, Pickle,

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but all I care is that... you are not broken!

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Mm!

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No, I'm not, but this safety ship sure could use a rudder.

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Ay, the rudder! That is what I was missing!

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Pickle, I love you.

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-BURP!

-Aw, Merl!

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-BURPING:

-I love you too.

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MERL SIGHS

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Even the burpings of you are music to the ears of me.

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Yay! Now here's a list of things I found under my bed!

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-BURPING:

-Popsicles, hamster cage...

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BURP! BURP! BURP!

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-BURPING:

-Unicycle... Winter scarf...

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Hey, did you see there's a switch back here?

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What's this thing do, anyway?

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On, off.

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On...

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off, on, off, on.

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Oh, well. Guess it doesn't do nothing.

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