Speechless Endangered Species
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# Let's go on an adventure! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
# That isn't very wise! | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# Ha-ha-ha! I love you guys! # | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
WAAAAARGH! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:12 | |
WAAAAARGH! | 0:00:12 | 0:00:13 | |
ARRGH! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:14 | |
WAAAAARGH! | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
# This is getting crazier | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# Feels like we're endangered... | 0:00:17 | 0:00:23 | |
# Species! # | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
MERL SIGHS | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Hey, Merl! What you doing? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
I am putting this smiley face on el capitan of the rescue boat, | 0:00:38 | 0:00:43 | |
so I need the quiet for the concentration, yes? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:48 | |
-PICKLE WHISPERS: -Sure thing, Merl. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
-PICKLE TALKS LOUDLY: -Hey! I found this box of fizzy pills | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
under the sink. You know, the kind you take when you have... | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
-AS MERL: -"The stomach problems"? | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
And I dropped them all in the bathtub full of water, | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
and at first they were all, like, BRGH-BRGH-BRGH! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
And then, WSHH-WSHHWSHH! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
And then, BOOM! And exploded all over the bathroom. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
So...somebody's going to have to clean that up. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
This, it has nothing to do with the rescue ship, | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
-but the bathroom, perhaps YOU can clean it, yes? -Pff! No way. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
That's boring. Hey, you want to hear me burp the alphabet? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
-BURPING: -A, B, C, D, E, F, G... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:29 | |
PLOP! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
Isn't the captain supposed to go down with the ship? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Agh! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
DUCK SQUEAKS | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
That wasn't a very safe ship, was it? Hope they know Morse code. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
You know Morse code? Want to hear me burp the alphabet in Morse code? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-BURP! -Stop the talking, Pickle. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
-BURP! -I wish you would never talk again! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
Oh, you don't mean that. You'd miss my beautiful voice. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
No, I would not! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
PICKLE GASPS | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Hey, Merl, what's two times three, | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
minus four, divided by the square root of ten? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
And what IS the square root of ten, anyway? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
-Why do they call it a square root, Merl? Huh? -Huh? -Huh? -Huh? -Huh? -Huh? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
-Huh? -Huh? -ENOUGH! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
How about you two play the no-talking game? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Oh, I am really good at that! I'm the best! No-one beats me! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Ooh, I'm really good at it, too! Yeah, really, really good at it. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
-Yeah, yeah. -Oh! -I'm the best non-talker ever! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
That's only because you haven't played me before, | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
cos I am really good at not talking! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
PICKLE AND GULL TALK OVER EACH OTHER | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Must escape the talking. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Huh! Huh! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Que? What is this? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Cos I'm the BEST in the whole, | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
entire galactic-interdimensional univ... | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
PICKLE STOPS TALKING | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
NO SOUND | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
PICKLE BURPS | 0:02:46 | 0:02:51 | |
-BURPING STOPS -Silencio, at last! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
The switch, she does not make the sense, but she makes the quiet! | 0:02:56 | 0:03:01 | |
NO SOUND | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Que? What is this you do? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
You swat the fly, yes? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Oh, no, Merl - it's a game. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Ooh, OK - one word. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Er...er... | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
Charades? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
Charades! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Huh. Never heard of it. Oh, can I play?! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
No, no, no, no, no. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
You two play the "charades" - | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
I will be enjoying the game I call "silencio magnifico". | 0:03:29 | 0:03:34 | |
OK, eight words. First word... | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Let's see... | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
An emu? No! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
The Eiffel Tower? Oh, no. Er... Merl! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Ay! Concentrate, Merl. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
Second word, sounds like...lawn. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Um... Basketball? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Er... Shoehorn? | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
Has! | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
Merl...has...a giant spider | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
on his shoulder! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Que?! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
Argh! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
Nagh! Nagh! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:08 | |
First word. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Not? No. Can't? No. Don't! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Oh! Don't...kill...that...spider. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
It's a rare gooty sapphire ornamental tossing stuffed spider. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
There is no such thing as a tossing stuffed spider. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
Ay, ay, ay! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Cheese? No, no. Underwear? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Ha! But I know this one. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
This, it is clearly the elephant. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Pickle says nuh-uh. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Nuh-uh? This is all she say? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
And where is it that she is going now, mm? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
KEYPAD TONES | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
'Giacomo's Pizza! What do you want?' | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
No! You cannot order the pizza with the no-talking. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
'So that was four medium pizza, and two Hawaiian and two extra-cheesy? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
'Get it there sometime.' | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
You are telling me that with the pat-a-cake | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
and the fisting of the pumps, | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
you can order the pizza of the extra cheesiness? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
DOORBELL RINGS TWICE | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Hey! So...did I hear you guys playing charades? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
PARTY HORN BLOWS | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Huh! Enough with the games! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Always, you two! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
You make me play the games and it is always Merl - | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
he's the big part of the joke. But not today! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Today, the Merl has the making of the safety ships to do. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:38 | |
OK, but you're going to miss the... | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
No! There will be no charades and no messing with the Merl! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
No, no, y no! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:45 | |
Steady. Easy does it, Merl. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Something, it is not right. Hm. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
Maybe it is the life preservers. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
That is correcto. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
Ah, they sent the certificado. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
No, she is up to date. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Did you check the engine room? Si. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
I did the checking of it already. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
How about the hull? Don't forget about the hull. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Hah, si - that is an idea of goodness. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Did you check the foghorns? Do they go... | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
WHEEOHH, NEE-OHH, WHEE-OHH...? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
I'll burp it for you, so you can hear the difference. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
WHEEBURP! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Ay, ay, ay! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
Even in this thought bubble, she is annoying. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
What could the Pickle in my head mean by the hull? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Gah! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
I am not doing the good thinking. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Perhaps it is too quiet and my brain, she is not used to it. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:37 | |
But the other room, | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
it would at least have a small amount of the talking. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Que? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
Oh, I know! That was my favourite. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
What is this? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
Funny nut hats and the bags for the nut-shopping. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
Where it is that you go? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
To the nut convention, you know, just like Pickle said. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
What?! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Pickle?! She said nothing! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
I heard her just fine. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
The waving? This, it means nothing - hello, goodbye. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
It says nothing about the nut convention! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Uh-huh. She's right. We did invite you, but you said, | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
AS MERL: No, no, no, no, no. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
What? The "no, no, no" - it was not for the nut convention! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Ay! You just do the messing with me! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
Hm! I ignore it. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Pickle says... | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
I do not care what Pickle does the saying of. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
I fix this ship. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
You're right, Pickle. Something's wrong with your ship, Merl. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Si! I knew it. What is it? Tell me! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
No, no, no. This I do not understand. Swimming? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Something swimming? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
HORSE NEIGHS | 0:07:48 | 0:07:49 | |
Cowboy? There are no cowboys in the ocean. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Boy, Merl, is your hearing OK? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
A man of fatness? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Oh! Why can't you just point to it? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Stop it! I do not understand! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
Gah! I can't take it. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
The only thing worse than the talking is the no-talking! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
I will un-mute the Pickle. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Go ahead, Pickle, you can talk now. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
NO SOUND | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
NO SOUND | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Que? This switch of the muting, she does not un-mute the Pickle. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:26 | |
MERL GASPS | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
What if...the Pickle, she will never talk again?! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Funniest...joke...ever! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
No, this is not a time for the laughing. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
Pickle, she will never talk again! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
I thought the silencio would be magnifico, | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
but I did not mean to break the Pickle, and now... | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
-SOBBING: -No more Pickle with the games and the messing with the Merl! | 0:08:56 | 0:09:03 | |
Oh, Merl! I'll always be here to mess with you. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
-Pickle thought bubbles, they do not count. -Huh? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
Oh, Pickle! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Pickle? You are not in the thought bubble? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Told you you'd miss my beautiful voice. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
But...how can the Pickle talk when the switch...? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Wait a minuto. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Did you do the tricking of me again? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
It's not a trick if it's part of a game, Merl - then it's strategy. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
What?! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
I should be muy, muy angry with you, Pickle, | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
but all I care is that... you are not broken! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
Mm! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
No, I'm not, but this safety ship sure could use a rudder. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:49 | |
Ay, the rudder! That is what I was missing! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
Pickle, I love you. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
-BURP! -Aw, Merl! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
-BURPING: -I love you too. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
MERL SIGHS | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Even the burpings of you are music to the ears of me. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Yay! Now here's a list of things I found under my bed! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
-BURPING: -Popsicles, hamster cage... | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
BURP! BURP! BURP! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
-BURPING: -Unicycle... Winter scarf... | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
Hey, did you see there's a switch back here? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
What's this thing do, anyway? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
On, off. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
On... | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
off, on, off, on. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Oh, well. Guess it doesn't do nothing. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 |