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Let's go on an adventure!

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That isn't very wise...

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I love you guys!

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SCREAMING

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# This is getting crazier

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# Feels like we're endangered

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# Species! #

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MERL GROANS

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SNORING

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THUNDER RUMBLES

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GULL YELPS

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GULL WHIMPERS

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GULL SCREAMS

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A ghost!

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Oh. It's just...

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a ghost that looks like a bat!

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MERL SNORES

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GULL SNORES

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MERL SIGHS

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MERL GROWLS

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GULL SNORES

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There. I tuck you in, so you're nice and cosy

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and so you cannot escape.

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GULL SNORES MERL GASPS

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This... It is not possible!

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But it is!

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Gull! I must have the sleep - now!

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In the morning, I do the competition.

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Squirrels around the globe, they see who is the best at storing the nuts.

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To win, I must be fast -

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and to be fast, I must be ready -

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and be ready, it means the sleep!

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I must get the sleep!

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And I cannot get the sleep if you are doing the sleeping in my bed.

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So, adios!

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B-b-but...I can't sleep in my bed, Merl!

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That's where all the m-m-monsters are.

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Gull, there are no monsters.

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Yuh-huh!

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I saw one, in a corner of the room, and a ghost in the mirror.

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A ghost that looked like...a bat.

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Ay, que loco.

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The monster, the ghost, they are only in the mind.

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Duh, the what?

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-The brain.

-Er...

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-The mushy part.

-GULL GASPS

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It does the thinking.

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It is like a little voice, talking to you.

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Oh-ho-ho! That thing?

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I never listen to that. I mean, come on, Merl!

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MERL SIGHS

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Let me put this another way - the ghost, the monsters,

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they make the noise, yes?

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Especially the ghost that look like the bat.

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Oh, yes...

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-See, that makes sense.

-GURGLING

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GULL SCREAMS

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Monster in the corner!

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PICKLE YAWNS MERL SIGHS

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See? It is just Pickle.

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There is no monster in the corner.

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Can't be a monster in the corner,

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cos monsters don't hide in corners.

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They hide under your bed. Night-night!

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THUNDERCLAP

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Oh, phew...

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Only monsters under the bed(!)

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GULL SCREAMS

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GULL SCREAMS

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See? No place for monsters to hide now.

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Ooh, pretty...

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No, not "pretty" - organised.

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I do the practice for the contest.

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MERL GASPS

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She begins in just a few short hours!

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MERL GROANS

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Oh. I bet you win, Merl.

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Gull, go to bed.

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Oh, right! Oh, OK. I will.

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-Night, Merl.

-Gah!

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MERL SIGHS

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At last - the sleep.

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Wah! What is it now?

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Monsters in the closet!

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MERL GROWLS

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There! The closet, she is monster proofed.

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Now, go to sleep!

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MERL SNARLS

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MERL SIGHS

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Merl, wake up!

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Monster teeth are going...

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GULL GNASHES TEETH

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GNASHING

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Who goes there, with the hngnnng of the teeth?

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PICKLE GNASHES MERL SIGHS

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It is just Pickle again.

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You see? No monster teeth here.

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Yeah -and besides, monsters don't go "hhrrg" with their teeth.

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That would give you too much of a warning.

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GULL WHIMPERS

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They're much sneakier than that.

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-What do you mean?!

-She means nothing.

-Exactly.

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You won't hear nothing, till that monster sneaks up behind you

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and sink their teeth into you!

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GULL SCREAMS

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Goodnight. THUNDERCLAP

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GULL SCREAMS

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Stop this, Pickle! You must say something to calm us...

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I mean, to calm the Gull down.

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You scared too, Merl? Well, don't worry.

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Most monsters are really, really big...

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THUNDERCLAP

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..and really, really big monsters can't get into our stump.

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Phew!

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-WHOMP

-That's a relief.

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Of course, the little ones might.

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Goodnight. THUNDERCLAP

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-What kind of little ones?

-Oh, no need to get your feathers in a bunch.

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There's only one or two of them. Not a worry.

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THUNDERCLAP

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So, these two monsters - the little ones -

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they have the names?

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Well, did you ever hear of...

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The Boogerman?

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You mean The Bogeyman? Yes.

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No, The Boogerman.

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He's a meanie.

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But don't worry, he only comes around if someone wipes their boogers

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three times on the same piece of furniture -

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and none of us would ever do that.

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Gull, you use the tissue, yes?

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-Wha? You've got it, Merl.

-Gull?

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-The tissue?

-Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Use the tissues!

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Well, I don't know anybody who wipes their boogers on anything, so...

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-..I guess we're safe.

-I think I need to wipe down the furniture.

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That might help, Merl. But there's no guarantee that it will.

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Tell me, Pickle -

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is there anything else I should know about this Boogerman?

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Oh, yeah. He never goes anywhere without his sidekick -

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the monster with a million names.

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MERL GASPS

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Some call him The Gas Goblin.

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Most times, he's Silent But Deadly.

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Other times, he makes a funny squeak, sort of like this.

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BALLOON SQUEAKS AND HISSES

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GULL WHIMPERS

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And if you hear that sound,

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be afraid - be very afraid -

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because a few seconds after you hear that, The Cushion Creeper...

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You mean, The Gas Goblin?

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Yeah, him. You hear that and then...

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you smell him!

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-Are we still talking about the Goblin Of The Gas?

-Right.

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The Stink Monster - he sneaks into your house and then...

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Then what?

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And then, nobody knows -

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except that he won't leave until sunrise.

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But since none of us wiped our boogers anywhere,

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we've got nothing to worry about.

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-Goodnight.

-Goodnight.

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Gull, perhaps I sleep in your bed -

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just in case you are getting the frightening again.

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Oh, it's OK, Merl. I'm good.

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Besides, you've got to be fresh for your nutty nut stuff tomorrow.

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-No, Gull. I insist, it's...

-THUNDERCLAP

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MERL WHIMPERS

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GULL SNORES

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BLART

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FART

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MERL SNIFFS

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The Gas Goblin! Ugh!

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Get away, Goblin Of The Gas!

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THUNDERCLAPS

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Gull, wake up!

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Booger-booger-booger!

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-MERL SCREAMS

-Are you The B-B-Boogerman?

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What do you think?

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BOOGERMAN CACKLES

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The Goblin Of The Gas - I got rid of him!

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Nobody gets rid of the old Barking Spider that easily.

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You mean...The Gas Goblin?

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Yeah, that's what I said.

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The Wind Of Wonder!

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POOT

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Miss me?

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MERL SCREAMS

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BOOGERMAN AND GAS GOBLIN CACKLE

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MERL SIGHS

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-Booger-booger-booger!

-MERL YELPS

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Wait, I know - the tissue box!

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I must clean up the furniture.

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Looking for something?

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You think it's going to help you, but it's not.

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Get it? It's SNOT?

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LAUGHTER

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Pickle, Gull! Wake up, help me!

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Come on! Gull? Pickle?

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-Where are you?

-SCHLOP

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Merl, we've been Boogered!

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Actually, I kind of like it.

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-No!

-Ready or SNOT, here we come!

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The monsters, they are real. I believe!

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The dawn - I must make it to the dawn.

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-I can still save us all.

-BLART

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Wait... Augh!

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It is like someone has made a Dutch oven under my covers!

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Booger-booger-booger!

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MERL SCREAMS

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Wake up, Merl!

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MERL PANTS FOR BREATH

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You were having a bad dream.

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You were not stuck to the ceiling by The Boogerman?

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Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.

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MERL SIGHS BIRDS TWEET

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The sun! I have never been so happy to see the dawn!

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Dawn? That's not dawn.

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You're all turned around, Merl. OWLS HOOT

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That's the sun setting.

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Yeah, you slept through the whole day.

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The whole day? I missed the nut competition?

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Now it is the night again?

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Hey, look on the bright side.

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You're just in time for dinner -

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and we're having baked beans.

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BLART GAS GOBLIN CACKLES

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MERL SCREAMS

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Booger-booger-booger!

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