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# Let's go on an adventure | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
# That isn't very wise | 0:00:03 | 0:00:04 | |
# I love you guys | 0:00:06 | 0:00:07 | |
Waaaah! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:12 | |
# This is getting crazier! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# Feels like we're endangered... | 0:00:17 | 0:00:22 | |
# ..species! | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
I call it The Stinker. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
Hmmm. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
I don't get it. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
HE BREAKS WIND | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
MERL WHISTLES | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
Oh, no! Where is the toilet? Not this again. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
The smell is so bad. Oh, oh, oh! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
MERL BREATHES HEAVILY | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Why is the toilet not in the bathroom? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
Don't you recognise high art when you see it? | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
FLUSH | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
-Pickle... -I know, it's terrible. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
I must create meaningful rabbit art, but I'm having trouble | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
finding anything original to create this time. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
I think... | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
I'm blocked. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
Hey, I know how to unblock stuff. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Hey, hey! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
Aaaaaaaargh! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Nah, it's been done. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
That's it! A found object piece. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
I'll find inspiring junk and turn it into art. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
Ergh! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
Bottles, dirty sock, used tissues, reused tissues. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
Nope, no junk in here, Pickle. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Hello. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
What is this? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
Uno momento. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
I hear the sound of the ultra top-secret pages, what is it... | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
Aaah! Give it back! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
She is just a script I've been working on, for, you know, a few... | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
decades! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
A script? Ah! A movie. Now that's creative. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:59 | |
-Can I produce your movie, Merl? Please? Pretty please? -I don't know. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
The film is a very personal project for the Merl. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
You can even be the director. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
El Directore? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Si. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
Oo, oo, what about me? What about me? I want to make a movie too! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
Gull, you get the best job of all. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
How do you like being the whole film crew, Gull? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
I'm the backbone of the industry! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Time to go to camera on an original Merl script! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
The Old Stump, starring Merl. Ready, Mr Director? | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
Si. Scene uno. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Beak caught in slate gag, take two. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Can I get another one? Yeah? My... | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
OK, beak caught... | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Take three. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
And action! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
The stump, she is my home. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
Once the stump, she was a tree. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
The tree, she was once an acorn. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
The acorn... | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
First off, I'd just like to say | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
-how completely wonderful -I -think your film is, Merl. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Well, thank you, Pickle. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
It has been a lifelong dream of Merl's to make a film. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
But we have some notes. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
The studio executives have got some problems with the script. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
HE FARTS | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Er, they want more thrills, more action, more excitement, | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
more farts. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Sounds like a good idea to me. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
HE FARTS | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
Hm, more farts. Well, Merl doesn't want a problem with the studio. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
OK, Merl will rewrite the script. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
Merl Writes Script. Take two. Ouch! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
All right, the script, she is now actione-packed! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
With the acorn stashing tips, you will be on the edge of your seat | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
with excitement! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Love, love, love the changes, Merl, baby, but the execs, | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
they have a few more notes. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
But how have they read it? I've just finished it. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Things move pretty fast in this town, kid. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Yeah, movie-licious! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Listen, pal, the execs have lost confidence in you, | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
thanks to this whole script nightmare thing. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
What is that mean? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
We're going to have to look for another director | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
on this project, bubby. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
What about the Merl's dream of... | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
You're working in the dream factory, Merl, | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
you've got to be prepared for a few nightmares. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
BREAKS WIND And done! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Places! Squirrel Eating Zombies From Space. Take one. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
What?! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
Great working with ya! Big fan. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
And zombie action. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Brain! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Must have brain! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Much juicy brain! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
Cut, cut, cut! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
Uh, Merl? You're not the director any more, remember? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
And, Gull, don't act like the zombie, BE the zombie. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
GULL BURPS | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
-Ah! -No improv! Why can't actors stick to the script? | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
Merl, you're needed on set. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
No! This movie, she is not The Old Stump. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
I refuse to take the part. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
And I got no time for that diva attitude. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
I'll get someone else for the role, | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
someone that'll get the fuzzy tails into seats. A real star. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
W...w...wait! You cannot fire Merl! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Do you not recognise the artistic tempramente when you see it? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Hm, not available. Too expensive. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Still recovering from plastic surgery. Oy! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
OK, if I'm not El Directore, or El Writeromente, | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
or El Actorissimo, so then what is Merl? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
Catering. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Great foot in the door, Merl. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Bueno. Merl, he does the most deliciousioso snacks. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
Smells bafoom, Merl, baby. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
So, the execs hate the zombie angle. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
They want you to stay in the picture, kid. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
They want Merl back in the movie? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Finally, I'll make my film about a stump, | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
and one squirrel's fight to keep his nuts... | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
Well, there's a slight change - | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
it's a bunny comedy now! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
And we got the biggest star in town to play the lead. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
The lead? But Merl is the lead. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
Totally. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
If you can pass the audition, that is. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
Hey, hey, Merl. Baby, buddy, bubby. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Bigfoot. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
Oh, I can feel the magic. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Stump Cop. Auditions. Name, please? | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
This is Merl, reading for the part of Merl. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
When you're ready. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Hello. My name is... | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Merl. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
-Babe, Sweetheart, I'm not reading Merl from you. -But I am Merl. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
Sure, baby, sure, | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
but are you Merl...in here? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
-I think so. -If you don't believe it, how can they? | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
How can I believe it? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
GULL CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
Hello. My name is Merl. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
OK! I guess you're my star, Merl! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Stump Cops, formerly known as The Old Stump, take one. Cue zebras! | 0:06:55 | 0:07:00 | |
-Perfect! -SIRENS BLARE NEARBY | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
And action! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
-You are a loose cannon, Detective Merl. -I am? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Yes, but you get results. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Say hello to your new gimmick. I mean partner. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Officer Bigfoot, Forest Division. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
POLICE SIRENS | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Listen up, El Bigfoot. I don't like you, and you don't like me, | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
but we have to work together to stop the bad guys. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
Come out with your hands up! Yes. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
-A serial killer. -Kill-ler. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
Cut! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
This isn't working. That's lunch! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
THEY BURP AND BREAK WIND | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Aw, the movie-making... I just thought she would be easier. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:55 | |
Can we not just go back to the original script? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
GULL AND BIGFOOT BURP | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
The Old Stump? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Yeah! Why not? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
The Old Stump, as it should be. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
# I'm just a squirrel who loves to stack acorns | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
# And I'm just a gull who forgot his lines | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
Er...line? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
What? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Your original script wasn't a lavish stump-top musical? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
-That is it! Merl just wanted to make a film about a stump! -Uh-huh. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
To see himself up on the big screen. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Great notes. We'll consider all of those in post. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
I bet there aren't really any studio executives, are there?! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
That's a wrap! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
Hello? Anyone? Zombie Gull? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:39 | |
Hello? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Pickle? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Anybody there? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
ROAR | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
GULL BREAKS WIND | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
GULL AND PICKLE SCREAM | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
Sorry, Merl, Gull's been editing the footage for a long time. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Oh, and by the way, | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
crew only! | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
Who wants to see this stinkante movie anyway? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Not Merl! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
Merl, welcome to the premiere. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
We finished the movie just in time. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
OK, so maybe we didn't make YOUR movie, Merl, | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
but you helped me unplug my creative block. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
Watch. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
POLICE SIRENS | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Once the stump, she was bad guys. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
We have to work together to stop the stump. She is my Merl. I am ah! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:30 | |
And you don't like an acorn... corn... corn. Acorn! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
What?! This movie is a mess. It makes absolutely no sense. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
The editing is horrible. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
-I'm sitting right here it, you know. -It's not your fault, Gull. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
It's mine. I should have listened to you, Merl. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
This is what became of The Old Stump? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:51 | |
Yeah. Turns out it's actually kind of hard to make a movie. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
-I love it! -What? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Did you see the Merl up on that big silver screen there? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
He looked pretty cool, no? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
I guess I did make a little art after all. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 |
