The Fable Endangered Species
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# Let's go on an adventure! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
# That isn't very wise | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# I love you guys! # | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
-Waaaaah! -Aaaaaah! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
# This is getting crazier | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# Feels like we're endangered... | 0:00:17 | 0:00:22 | |
# Species! # | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
Hmmm. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Hmmm. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Which one... | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
PICKLE SNORES | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
..should I pick? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
They are all so handsome! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Slow and steady, mi amigo. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
My turn! And she's off. Little guy on the left, first one out of the gate. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
Hey, Gull, can I go for you? | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
-Sure. -No! -Thanks. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Who's it going to be, ladies and gentlemen? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Red or black, black or red, red or black? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Whoo! So fast. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
Skip, skip, skip! King, king, king. It's going to be close. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
And the winner is... | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Pickle! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Yay! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
Rush, rush, rush. It is no good. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Slow and steady, she wins the race. Yes. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
Uh, really? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
No, he's just messing with us. Slow don't win nothing. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
And I'll prove it. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
-Race you around the world. -Whoo! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Racing is my favourite part of checkers. Here I come! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
Lap one! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
Gull, the Pickle, she may seem fast, but she will not win, yes? | 0:01:34 | 0:01:41 | |
Aw, but I want her to win. She's so good at checkers. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Lap two! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
-Go, Pickle! -HE SIGHS | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Gull, let me tell you the little story. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
-It is called... -Whoo! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
-I like the sound of that. -No! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
It is a fable called The Tortoise And The Hare. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
Once upon the time, a little speedy rabbit, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
she was challenged to the race by the sweet but slow tortoise. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:12 | |
Ha, that tortoise don't stand a chance. Lap three! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
The hare, she was fast, but she was also full of herself. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
As she raced, she said, "I am so far ahead, | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
"I have time for the nap, yes?" | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
And you know what happened next? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
She woke up refreshed and won by a landslide. Lap four! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
Nooo. She lost. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
For you see, slow and steady, she wins the race. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
Really? Are you sure about that, Merl? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Si! For it is the power of... | 0:02:40 | 0:02:45 | |
the FABLE! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Lap five. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
And there is no way some slowpoke turtle can ever beat a speedy | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
bunny like moi in a race. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
That is a book of lies. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
What? She does not lie. She is... | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
the FABLE! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
I don't think so, so, so... | 0:03:01 | 0:03:07 | |
Then do the proving of it, yes? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Win the race against the tortoise. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
I'm a fable. Uh! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
OK, I'm ready! You ready? I'm ready! Hoo-ha, hoo-ha, hoo! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
HE GROANS | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
The turtle shell, she is heavy, yes. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
No. I'll be fine. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Once I'm back on my little turtle feet. Yoo! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
-Ready! -Let's go, let's go, let's go. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Ready, set... | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
WHOOPIE CUSHION RUMBLES | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
-Eeeee! -Ah! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
And she's off, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Our favourite to win, Pickle, AKA the hare. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
Passing over furniture, dancing the Charleston... | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Na-na, na-na, na-na-na! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Passing the same potted plant for the billionth trillionth time. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
EVIL LAUGH | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
She even defies gravity itself. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
She's even got time to discover the meaning of life. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
How does she find the time? Nailed it! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
I'm right behind you. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Doing great, tortoise! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
And she's headed for the finish line. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
And she... | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
Yeah-ha-haa. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Eh, maybe I've got time for one game. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
Or lots of games. Yay! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
This can't possibly come back to haunt me. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Yes! I win! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
No, you lose. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
Come on, Pickle. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
I'm not across the finish line yet. Oh! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:51 | |
How is this possible? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
It is the power of...the FABLE. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
No, it isn't. Rematch. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
OK, you're ready? I'm ready. You ready? Three, two, one... | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
WHOOPIE CUSHION RUMBLES | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
Past the potted plant. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
-Past the toilet. -Ah! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
And all the way to victor... | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
Ahh! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Ha-ha! Where is everybody? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
Merl, I made it. I won the race. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
HE LAUGHS, HE COUGHS | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
The race? It was many, many decades ago, yes. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:39 | |
You went so fast you travelled through time to the future, | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
where I am the smartest creature in the universe. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
Future Gull meant to do that. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Not only that, but Gull won the race when you slipped out | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
of the temporal dimension of us, yes. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
I lost again? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
It is the power of the FABLE! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
Noooo! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:11 | |
Huh? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
You lose. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Slow and steady, she wins the race. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
Say it. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Never. One more rematch. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
Go. Again. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
All right... | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Not too fast, not too slow. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Just beat that tortoise, that's all you got to do. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
-So tired. -Don't fall asleep! -Huh? Who said that? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
You've got to win, for us! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
-ALL: -The hares! We are the quick, we are the unsteady. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:48 | |
Against the tortoise, we always lose. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
What's happening? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
We always fall asleep by the finish line, | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
as is foretold in the... | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
THEY YAWN | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
..fable. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
Oh, no. Not you too. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
THEY GASP | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
-Hooray! -I won? I won! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
-I won. He-he-he. -No. You lost. Again. -Huh? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:20 | |
You fell asleep as foretold by... | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
-Don't even say it. -..the FABLE! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
Ugh. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
-Hm. -Hey. Uh... Why are you eating a shrub, Pickle? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
Meh, I read it's what tortoises eat. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
Maybe if I eat enough I'll win a race. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Someday. I could really go for a pep talk right about now. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:46 | |
A pep talk? That's my espeticality. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
You see, when I was young, I was a tortoise and I could not fly, right? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
And then Barbara said, "Nu-uh!" And I said, | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
"Hey, you don't know me!" But I really wish that I could fly. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
But I couldn't. The end. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Hm. Well, first of all, you can fly. You're a bird. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
Ahh! I am?! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
HE BURPS | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Wait, that's it. That's it! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Ready... | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
Set... Go! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Woohoo! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
SQUEALING | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
ROACH SQUEALS ANGRILY | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Whoops, sorry about that. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Ahhh! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
DONG | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
AND the hare, the bunny, the Pickle, she has lost. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:52 | |
-Again. -What?! But... | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
-But... -It is the power of... | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
the FABLE! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Fine. You and your fable... | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
SHE SIGHS You win. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
What is this? The Pickle, | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
she does the admitting of the defeat? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Yeah. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
Yes! This, it has never happened before. Ever! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:15 | |
The Pickle, she has lost. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
But the Merl is the real winner here. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
Woohoo! I win! I win! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
I finally win! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
In the face of you, world! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Gosh, this book sure is powerful. Look at this one. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
The squirrel who laid the golden egg. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
Oh, yeah. Oh, let's read that. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Uh, no. It is nothing. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
There is no power of the FABLE. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
I don't know, sounds pretty powerful to me. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
No. It is just a FABLE. No... | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
-FABLE. -HE COUGHS | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Fable. Fable. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Once upon a time there was a squirrel who laid a golden egg. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:01 | |
HE CRIES | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
HE GROANS | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Woohoo! We are going to eat like kings. Oh, I love these fables. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
That... It is nothing. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
IMITATES MERL: No, it is the power of the FABLE. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:24 | |
Ugh! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 |
