Episode 10 Epic Quick Blast

Welcome to the world of Epic,

the place where you can become a master

at everything on the planet.

No matter what it is, this programme shows you how to do it,

so sit back, strap yourself in

and get ready to become epic at everything!

Welcome to your quick blast of epicness.

First up, if darts isn't epic enough for you,

then this sport supersizes it.

Meet Danielle Brown.

She has won gold at the Paralympics

and she's going to show you how to be an epic archer. Whoo-hoo!

To be epic at archery, you need to practise a lot.

PRESENTER SIGHS

Bow! Arrow! Target! Let's do this!

I'm going to show you how to get this arrow in that target.

Yes, please!

You need to put the arrow on the string.

Arrow on string, check.

Then you put the release mechanism onto the string as well.

Release thingie-majiggie, carry on.

You need to aim the sight at the centre of the target.

This is very tense.

Bull's-eye...ish!

So, to be epic at archery, you need a bow, some arrows,

a target, a release thingie-majiggie,

some eyes, a thing to make your eyes better,

and a bucket-load of skill.

That's how to be epic at archery.

Thanks, Danielle!

From a gold medal winner to a man who has absolutely no medals

whatsoever, but he's still our hero.

Hola! My name is Max Byrne... Tsss!

..and I want to show you how to crack eggs one-handed. Eggcellent!

Oh, dear.

Before you start cracking all the eggs at home,

you need to practise.

The best way to do this is two rolled-up pieces of foil

and a two pence coin.

Place it in between the two balls and practice moving your fingers

-apart to release the coin.

-Looks a bit weird.

Chook-chook-chook-chook!

They're here.

Now, grab your egg and what you're going to do is bash it

against the side of the bowl and then apologise to it. Just like this.

-Sorry!

-Then move your fingers apart, releasing the yolk into the bowl.

What yolk? That yolk!

Let's get cracking!

And soon, you'll be able to crack eggs just like this.

Eggstreme!

This man's an eggspert!

Eggcellent!

Eggpic!

Cheers, Max.

OK, friends, it's almost over

but not before one last epic dose of epic-osity.

This one will make your voice a movie star. Listen and learn.

EXORCIST THEME PLAYS

'One man will teach you how to be epic

'at doing the movie trailer voice.'

Oh, yes, please! Teach me!

Oh, hi.

My name is Redd Pepper and I'm a movie trailer voiceover man.

Cool!

In a world where time began, where people were not what they seemed...

Although voice artists like myself don't appear on-screen,

you still have to be able to act.

Because, in this line of work, you have to be able to exaggerate

and be very dramatic.

-GRUFF VOICE:

-Like this? No?

Sounds obvious, but you really have to be able to read

and read out aloud.

I used to read out aloud to my father and look what it's done for me.

In cinemas everywhere, now.

You have to be able to talk properly, too.

Make sure you put the Ts at the end of your words.

Instead of saying "tha-", say "that."

Wha'?

Practice makes perfect.

Record your voice, listen back to it.

You may not like it, but it will help you to perfect your craft.

If you only see one movie this year, this is it.

And when you're happy with the recordings

you've done of yourself, listen back and practice some more.

And then you'll be ready to be a movie trailer man.

Watch and learn.

On a field, there is a ball just waiting to be kicked.

But it wasn't.

Until now.

And it makes some things a little more fun.

Hi, can I order a chicken jalfrezi, please?

EVIL LAUGHTER

Do you want naan bread with that?!

And that is how to be epic at being a movie trailer voiceover man.

So, there you have it. Your quick blast of epicness.

Now go forth and be epic at everything!