Episode 4 Epic Quick Blast

Welcome to the world of epic.

The place where you can become a master at everything on the planet.

No matter what it is, this programme shows you how to do it. So

sit back, strap yourself in and get ready to become epic at everything!

Welcome to your quick blast of epicness.

First up. Hello, pop princess.

Hey, I'm A*M*E. I'm a singer-songwriter

and I'm going to teach you how to sing like a star.

-SINGS: Thanks.

-So stand up straight.

-Yep.

-Take a deep breath.

-HE INHALES

Relax so that you're breathing is steady.

-Can I breathe out yet?

-First up, you need to be able to sing in tune.

-OK, how?

-Now match your voice to each scale as it is being played.

-OK. Ahem. I'm ready.

-La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la.

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la.

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la. Nailed it.

In order to get a great performance, you need to be chilled out.

Make sure you pick a song you love.

-My favourite song to sing is Need You 100%.

-Hm. Sounds familiar.

# I want to be the one you call every day and night

# Are you going to be the one who's always going to treat me right?

# And when we get together turning down the lights, need you 100

-# Need you 100%. #

-I think that was 100% epic.

And that is how to be epic at singing like a star.

Thank you, A*M*E.

SINGS: Where is my recording contract?

So, now you're ready to record a hit record

but who are you going to have in your band? How about this guy?

Ciao. My name is Max Byrne. Sss.

I'm going to show you how to play the forks.

-Only joking. It's the spoons.

-I'm in.

This one I like to call Hi Ho. This one I like to call Silver.

# Heigh-ho, heigh-ho... # And Silver.

Grab Silver and place him on top of your index finger's knuckle.

Then get Hi Ho.

Place him in between your middle finger

and your index finger's knuckle. A simple beat is this one.

One, two, three. And then the steps. Play a bit of a song.

# Paddy had a hat, it was on his head. #

Top of the charts next week(!)

# Paddy had a hat, it was off his head. #

Is this available to download(?!)

# Paddy had no hat, it was... He went to bed. #

Keep your eyes out, One D.

And time for the big finish.

-Oh.

-And that's how you play the spoons.

-Thanks, Max.

-Now I'm hungry.

-Grab a sandwich.

OK, there's time for just one last portion of epic pie, and we're moving

seamlessly from musical spoons to driving like a loon.

That's right. Two-wheel driving. Double epic.

To show you how, we've got top stunt driver Alastair Moffatt. Buckle up.

It's going to be a bumpy ride.

First thing you need to do is learn how to drive.

Turn it on, waggle the gear stick and hold the wheel? Got it. Kind of.

Next, you can't do this in a normal car. You need a stunt car.

Normal cars are so last year.

A stunt car is different due to the fact

we've got a stabiliser on the side of it to stop it going too far.

A bit like my first bike.

-Then all you need is a ramp and you're ready to stunt drive.

-Yes!

But first you need to put on your safety gear.

Now rock!

This is the coolest thing ever.

There we go. Car pulls onto the dolly there.

What we're going to do is flick the steering wheel to the right.

And there we go. Dolly is off the ground. We're looking down the road.

Lots of little steering wheel movements. A little bit of throttle.

OK, this is truly epic.

Turn the steering wheel to the left. The car will go up, and if you

turn the steering wheel to the right, the car will come back down.

Boom!

So, to drive a car on two wheels, you need to get yourself a stunt

car with a stabiliser.

Put on some awesome rock music, drive it up a ramp, give it

a yank to get it off the dolly, then turn it left or right to balance.

And definitely do not try this at home,

unless you want to get chucked in jail.

OK, let's look at it again and again

and again. Epic!

Oh, off he goes there into the sunset. Careful, now.

So, there you have it. Your quick blast of epicness.

Now go forth and be epic at everything!