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-I'm Tabby Morgan. -I'm Steven Evens. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
And this is the Fit review of the season. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
And what a season it's been, full of highs and lows, | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
hits and misses, agonies and ecstasies. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:44 | |
Goal! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
Wins and losses, overs and unders, triumphs and disasters, | 0:00:45 | 0:00:52 | |
ups and... Well, you get the idea. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Yes, it's the end of the season and it's time to hand out some awards, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
so sit back and enjoy the very best moments of Fit, as chosen by us. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
Still with us? Great, well, let's get on with the show. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Our first category is Coach of the Season. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Good coaches work tirelessly to bring out the very best | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
in the people they're training. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
But these ones are awful. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Yeah, I've got this new personal trainer, | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
he's the most amazing motivator. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Look, here he is now! Whoo! Des! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
He's a zombie! Aaah! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Yeah, I know. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
Thing is, he's not just any old zombie, he's flesh-eating, | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
which, personally, I find really motivating. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
You exercise like your life depends on it... | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-which, of course, it does. -Aaah! -Whoo! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
All right, guys. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Just time for the finishing touches in your scuba-diving training before | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
we head out, so let's go through the final basic procedure, OK? | 0:01:57 | 0:02:02 | |
Everyone with me? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
Breathing mask on, start your descent down, spot the shark. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:08 | |
Panic! Aah! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
There's a shark! Try desperately to swim away. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Aah! He's got my leg! Help! He's eating me! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
I'm inside the shark! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
I'm actually inside the shark, he's eaten me whole, got to get out. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
Tickle his windpipe. Tickle, tickle, tickle, yes, yes, yes. It's working! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:27 | |
He's throwing me up, swim to the surface, | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
drag yourself back onto the boat and scream, "I'm alive!" | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
Who wants to get in the water first? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Guys? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
And the winner in the category of Silliest Coach, in the red corner... | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
You're doing great, Billy, you're doing great, | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
you've got him just where you want him. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
But keep moving, stay away from that left hook. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Keep giving him the jab just like you are doing | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
but stay away from him. Make him come to you. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
You're getting under his skin, | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
he's going to start making some mistakes | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
and, when he does, you know what to do. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
Right, left, uppercut, just like we talked about | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
but stay away from the ropes. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Listen to me, Billy. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
You're going to come out of this ring a champion. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
All you need to do is stay focused and you can do this. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
Er, coach? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
You look beautiful. Good luck. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
One, two, three... | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
There have certainly been lots of surprising moments in this season... | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
GORILLA GRUNTS AND SCREAMS | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
No, nothing surprises me anymore. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
So here's our choice of runners-up. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
There was a surprise at the Winter Olympics figure skating | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
competition when Antarctica won its first ever gold medal. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
And in second place an unconventional hole-in-one. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
But here's the one we thought was the most unexpected of all. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
THEY MOAN IN PAIN | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Next up, it's the category of Most Annoying Person. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
And I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
No, no, no, no, I don't believe you, Ref, how did you miss that? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
Are you going to get a single decision right today? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Oi, Ref, there's an optician's in the high street, | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
do you want me to give you a lift, eh? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
-Penalty! -A penalty?! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
That was never a penalty in a million years, | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
what are you thinking, Ref? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Are you always this stupid or is it just today or... | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Right, that's quite enough. You do this every week. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
None of the other parents hurl insults, | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
so I'm asking you nicely for the last time. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
Dad, please stop it. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Imagine each breath is a wave of calm. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Feel the stress leaving your body through your fingertips. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
You're now totally relaxed. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
ALARM BEEPS | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Right, get out, I've got a step class in here now, come on! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Come on! Paid by the hour. Come on! Don't forget your mat! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Keep it alive, people! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
Time now to meet the winner in the category of Most Annoying Person, | 0:06:20 | 0:06:26 | |
although you have nearly convinced me that you deserve the prize. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Hello. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
Hello. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
You're playing golf, then? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
-Yep. -Yep, thought you were. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
The club, the ball, the grass - I thought, | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
"That man, he's definitely playing golf." | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Yeah, silent preparation - very important for the game. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
Blocking out all distractions. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
You must clear your mind of all other thoughts. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Yeah, get it, totally get it. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
Be my guest. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Ooh, is that a pound coin? Ah, there's a stroke of luck! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
-Shhh! -All right, calm down. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
-It's not your pound coin, is it? -No. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
No, you... You focus on the golf, yeah. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
HAS ANYONE LOST A POUND COIN? HAS ANYONE LOST A POUND COIN? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:55 | |
ANYONE? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Looks like it's mine, then. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
I don't care about your pound coin, just shut up about your pound coin. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
Yeah, yeah, you need to concentrate, totally get it. Totally get it. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:11 | |
Get into the zone, the zone. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Oh, it's a sweet wrapper! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Oh! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Sorry. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Made a right fudge of that one, haven't you? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
You want to concentrate, mate. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Wow, he really was annoying. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
I like him. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
I give up. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Time now for the most unsporting moments of the season. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
These are the clips about gamesmanship, cheating | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
and everything else that we pretend not to enjoy | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
when we're watching sport. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
As you can imagine with this show | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
there were a lot of unsporting moments to choose from. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Oi, oi, oi, what was that? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
What? I took it past him, didn't I? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Did he or did he not make contact with you? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Er, yeah, I think he clipped me. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Then you should've gone down! You're a Premiership football player! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
You're supposed to be setting a bad example. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
-Sorry, gaffer. -Right. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
Let's try that tackle again and this time | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
I want you to dive onto the pitch as if you're a proper professional. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
Aaah! My head! My arm! My leg! My other leg! My feet! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:28 | |
The soles of my feet! My eyes! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
Good, good. Now gesture to the benches that you can't go on... | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
and that's a red card for the other player, he's off. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
-And I feel fine again. -Textbook. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Welcome back to the World Championships, | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
where we have seen some truly extraordinary figure skating today. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
-What do you think, Terry? -Nah, I could do that. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Really? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
Yeah, and that, if I wanted to. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
You can't skate, Terry. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Yes, but if I did I reckon I'd be brilliant at it. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
-I'd probably win this. -Right. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
And the, er, record-breaking pair there astounding the audience | 0:10:02 | 0:10:07 | |
with a classic camel spin and cartwheel lift. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
-I've got a mate who can do that, his name's Colin. -Colin. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
He works down the local chippy. Anyone can do that, it's easy. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
I don't think it is. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:18 | |
It is. I can do that. And that. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
You see, I've got excellent balance, me. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
I meant to do that. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Now, for most people, the end of the game is the end | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
of the opportunities for unsporting behaviour but the true professional | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
plays the game long after the final whistle, as our winner shows. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
CHEERING | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
SHE WAILS | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
SHE KEEPS CRYING | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
A gold-medal performance there from the bronze medallist. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
Now, there's nothing wrong with a bit of showing off - | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
I once recited the complete works of Shakespeare | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
after scoring a goal at Molineux - but this is ridiculous. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
You see, a horse is a very demanding beast, I really can't imagine | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
you controlling one at a high speed wearing those jeans and trainers. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
There is a reason why professionals wear these clothes, you know. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
You're not a professional. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
No, but I think like one, and that's the main difference between me | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
and you, Simon. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
TOY HORSE PLAYS "POP! GOES THE WEASEL" | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
Of course, I'm more used to riding thoroughbreds. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
The gold medal is ours for the taking, Ivan, | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
you have taught her well. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Yes, for five years we have trained Olga | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
to be the greatest ice skater in the world. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
We have taught her jumps, turns, combinations, crossovers, | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
spins and lifts. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
She has mastered the Lutz Jump, the Mohawk Turn, | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
the Death Spiral, the Russian Splits and the Haircutter. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:42 | |
We have taught her everything there is to know about ice skating. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
Apart from how to stop. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Yes, the stopping could definitely do with some work. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
The thing is, everyone's got some weakness in their game. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
David Beckham's great with his feet | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
but he can't blow snot rockets out of his nose to save his life. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
-Snot rockets? -Yeah, like this. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
And while we clear that up, | 0:13:08 | 0:13:09 | |
let's clear up who is the biggest show-off of this season's Fit. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
He... Help! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
Time now for the What Happened Next challenge. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
Take a look at this. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
Hiya. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
From the man who brought you the Sports Monocle, | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
the Four-sports Sports Cap, the Eyelid Exerciser... | 0:14:42 | 0:14:48 | |
comes a new product that will revolutionise sportswear. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Since the dawn of time, man has tried to harness the awesome | 0:14:53 | 0:14:58 | |
power of the strongest kick in the animal kingdom - that of the horse. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:03 | |
Now that power can be yours with the Butterboot. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
The Butterboot gives you the edge you need in pro football. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
They have horses' teeth for extra grip, | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
horses' shoes for extra power, ponytail for extra flair. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
You also get these blinkers to keep you focused on the game. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
Just feel the awesome power of the Butterboot with every kick. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
The Butterboot, available from all good blacksmiths. Call now! | 0:15:30 | 0:15:36 | |
Coming soon to Fit TV, original British drama. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
In every police force there is some good... | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
-I'll let you take this one, big guy. -I'm not sure I'm ready, guv. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
..some bad... | 0:15:50 | 0:15:51 | |
You're ready, OK. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
Yeah, we're here now, bring the unit car round, over. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
..and some really stupid. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
They're coming! | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
Bad Cop - catch it before they all get fired. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
From the makers of Surgeons Behaving Badly. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
So, before the break we asked you what happened next. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
Let's see the answer. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
This category honours those groups of people | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
who, through their hard work, training and mutual support, | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
have created a unit that is far stronger than the sum of its parts. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
But we didn't have any of them, so let's have a look at this lot. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
Target is in sight, target is moving into position. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
Why are you talking like that? We're right here. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Sorry, um, target is in position. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
There. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:08 | |
Health SWAT team, put down the ice cream! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Put the cone down, Tommy! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:12 | |
Come on, Tommy, it doesn't have to be this way. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
Put down the unhealthy option. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
Put it down, Tommy, nice and easy. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
Now take the fruit salad. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
That's a good boy, that's it, get that vitamin C inside you. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Close call. Well done, lads. Now let's get this cleaned up. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
I'm onto it, boss. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
And then it's back to base for a camomile tea. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Charlie! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
Go on, lads, grab a drink, take a seat, take a seat. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
OK, that was just the first 45 minutes, | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
we need to put that behind us, OK. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
We're only 2-1 down and we can still do this, all right? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
Now, Jonno, I know that was a soft goal you let in | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
but one mistake does not make you a rubbish keeper. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
-Jonno. -Eh? | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
-Unbelievable. -Good, thanks, yeah. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
Yeah, all right. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
Now, Stewie, I want you to get down the channels. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
I want you to get at their left back. He can't match you for pace | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
so I want you to take him to the line and whip those balls in. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
-Yes, get in there. -That's the attitude. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
Level four, high score! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Right, put that down, this is important. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Nobody got anywhere in professional football by mucking about. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
Ain't that right, Compo? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:23 | |
Hang on, boss, I'm just updating my status. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
Right. All your electronic equipment in this bin. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
Now. Come on, all of it. In the bin. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
Smudger. Smudger, in the bin. And you. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:38 | |
Right, now maybe we can talk about this game of football we're losing. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
One minute. Hello? Hiya, yeah, fine. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:49 | |
Yeah. Bye, bye-bye, bye. Love you. Love you, bye, bye. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
That was the ref, second half's about to start | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
so get out there, come on! Come on! | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
Level four, I'll beat that easy. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
-Er, yeah, hang on. -Be with you in a minute. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
Yeah, it's n-nearly there. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
It's our Fit review of the season and here are our top picks | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
for the worst food-and-drink-related disaster. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
Here's the first of our runners-up. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
-It's the best yet! Very, very good. -Aah, lovely. Well done, son. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:34 | |
Maybe he should be an architect, after all. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Sorry, are we in the way? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
I'm here with farmer James Archibald, who has an ingenious plan | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
to encourage healthy eating in the local community. James. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
Er, yes, to discourage people from eating too much fatty foods, | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
I've bred pigs whose bacon tastes like rancid Brussels sprouts. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
And how do you make the bacon taste like rancid Brussels sprouts? | 0:20:57 | 0:21:01 | |
You simply feed the pig tonnes and tonnes of rancid Brussels sprouts. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
PARP! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
We also do beef burgers that taste like rotten cabbage... | 0:21:06 | 0:21:12 | |
and chicken nuggets that taste like sour tapioca pudding. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
And liver that tastes, well, tastes like liver. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
-Is the plan working? -Oh, yes. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
All of our local customers have stopped buying fatty foods | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
from us completely. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
In fact, we've gone bankrupt, which is a good thing cos it... | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
it stinks to high heaven around there. Excuse me. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
-Back to the studio. -HE GAGS | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
You know, I don't really get that. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
I mean, I eat Brussels sprouts virtually for every meal | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
and I've never had a complaint about the smell. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
-PARP! -Whoa! | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Time now for the result of our Goal of the Season contest. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
There were lots of contenders to choose from | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
but in third place was this goal. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Great goal, I think you'll agree. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
In second place, a goal from the Premiership. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
Oh! Another classic. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
But the winner of this season's Fit Goal of the Season competition | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
is this cracker. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:14 | |
Everything all right? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
-Oh, no, he won't move. -Who? | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
Dean in goal says he won't change ends. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
Well, he's got to, it's the second half, we have to change ends. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
-I know, but he says he's got the goal just how he likes it. -He what? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
Well, to be fair he spent ages tidying the nets and that | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
and now he doesn't want to move. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
I mean, he's got a point, look at the state of your goal, | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
it's a right mess. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:37 | |
So what, as long as you can kick a ball in it, who cares? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
-Is there a problem, gents? -Yeah, he won't change ends. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
I don't blame him, your goal's a disgrace. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
-That's what I said. -When was the last time you had it decorated? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
It doesn't matter, we have to change ends, it's in the rules. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
He's got a point. You'll have to bring on your substitute goalie. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
There might be a problem there - | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
he won't leave the bench, not after all the work he's put in. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
To be fair, that is a lovely bench. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
And finally it's the category of Most Embarrassing Moment | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
in this season of Fit. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:07 | |
Luckily, no-one filmed the time | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
I accidentally came to work in my pyjamas... | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Oh, actually, they do have that. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
-They're just uploading it onto the internet at the moment. -Aah! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
How did that not win? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Because here's the winner of this season's Most Embarrassing Moment. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
Well, technically, this isn't an embarrassing moment, | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
it's loads of them. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
I think you've got a flat tyre. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
Oh, don't worry about that, that's just a slow puncture. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Quick pump of air and that'll be good to go. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
PARP! | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Is everything OK? | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
I-It's an old pump so it makes a few funny noises. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
Of course. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
PARP! | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
PA-ARP! PARP! | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
PARP! PARP! PARP! | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
PRRRRP! | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
RAPID PARPS | 0:26:49 | 0:26:54 | |
PA-A-A-A-ARP! | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
What a noisy pump. Well, that should do it. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
-Ready to go? -Sure. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
PARP! PARP! | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
Is that still the pump? | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
It's the... It's the helmet. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
PARP! | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
It's the saddle. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
PARP! | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
Uh! It's ver... Very boggy. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
PARP! Do you recognise that birdcall? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
PARP! | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 | |
I think my shoes, they're just a bit loose. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
PA-A-A-ARP! | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
My phone's just gone off. It's a new ringtone. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
Ha-ha! Great stuff. Well, it just leaves me to say... | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
Sorry, Steven, can I just stop you there? | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
I'm afraid we've run out of time. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
Oh, yes, I know, I was just going to say... | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
Steven, we literally haven't got time. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
I'm Tabby Morgan, thanks for watching. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
-And I'm Steve... -No time. Goodbye. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 |