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EXCITED CHATTER

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Over here.

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We've got so much money!

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-THEY CHATTER

-Oh, look!

-Oh, it's lovely!

-Come on.

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Just think, we can buy anything!

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Pocket money for a million years in advance!

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Look!

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I'm going to buy a hat.

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"Girls. Model - three guineas."

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Peanuts! Have ten if you want 'em!

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Go on, then, Panther.

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-Yes?

-I'd like to buy a hat, please.

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-That one.

-Without your mother?

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I always buy my hats without Mother.

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Really?

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Ah!

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I'll take it!

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Just a minute.

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I'm sorry, but these are not current coin.

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It's good money.

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-It's gold!

-I dare say.

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But it's not the sort that's fashionable now,

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and we don't care to take it.

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Good day, Miss.

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They wouldn't take the money.

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Good job. You didn't half look a monkey in that hat!

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BOYS CHUCKLE

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Wait here. I'll go and get some ginger beer.

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It's so hot. Dogs put their tongues out when it's hot.

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I wonder if it'd cool us?

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Let's try.

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THEY LAUGH

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They wouldn't change the gold.

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-Told you.

-I had to pay for it out of my own 2/7.

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-Sponge cakes!

-Yum!

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Someone must take the gold.

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-Mr Crispin would.

-Well, we'll just have to go round from shop to shop.

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We've got bags of time till sunset.

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INAUDIBLE SPEECH

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GIRLS GASP

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SHE SOBS

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No luck?

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THEY GASP

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INDISTINCT RAISED VOICES

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Oi!

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Uh, uh, uh, uh.

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Mr Peasmarsh, I presume?

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They tell me you have a lot of horses and carriages to sell.

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We should like to buy some, please.

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I dare say you would!

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Would you show us a few, please? To choose from.

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Who are you akin of?

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Was you sent here of a message?

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I tell you, we want to buy some horses and carriages.

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Upon my word!

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Shall I try out the old stable for your honour's worship to see?

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Please, if it's not too much trouble.

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It would be most kind.

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William! Here, William.

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Come and look at this here young duke.

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Wants to buy the old stud, lock, stock and barrel.

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HE CHUCKLES

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I'm not a duke, and I never said I was.

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But if you think I haven't got the money...

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William! Shut the yard gates.

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William! Fetch the police.

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Nice lot you are, come tempting honest men with your guineas!

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They ARE our guineas.

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And dragging little girls into it, too.

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Here, I'll let the girls go if you come to the police quietly.

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We won't be let go without the boys! It's our money just as much as theirs!

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Well, where'd you get it, then?

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Ah! Lost your tongue, eh?

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Come on, where'd you get it?

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Out of the sandpit.

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Next article.

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I tell you, we did.

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There's a fairy there, all over brown fur,

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and it gives you a wish every day, and they all come true!

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Touched in the head, eh?

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More shame on you boys,

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dragging the poor afflicted child into your sinful burglaries!

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We'll see what the police has to say about fairies in brown fur.

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-THEY CLAMOUR AND SHOUT

-A serious offence, young man.

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Master Robert, what have you been doing?!

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-ALL TALK AT ONCE

-Shh, now.

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What's all this about, may I ask?

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Unlawful possession of quantities of gold, ma'am.

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Turn out your pockets, you lot.

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There.

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I don't see nothing.

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(Of course! The extra wish!)

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There ain't any gold there.

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Only the poor child's hands all over crock and dirt like the very chimney.

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Oh, that I ever should see the day!

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-You can't see it, ma'am?

-Plain as the nose on your face!

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I think we'd best get along to the station and see what the Inspector's got to say about this.

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ALL CLAMOUR AND SHOUT

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A furry fairy in a sandpit! I ask you!

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Produce the coins, officer.

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Sir. Turn out your pockets!

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THEY GIGGLE

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Stop that noise at once and turn out your pockets!

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I don't know how they done it, sir. Artful little beggars!

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Right. Move back.

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If you are quite done a-browbeating of innocent children,

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I'll hire a private carriage.

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And we'll drive home to their papa's mansion.

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Pretending to see gold in poor helpless hands.

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You'll hear more about this!

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RAIN PATTERS

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"When we were out the other day, we saw a..."

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How do you spell Psammead?

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You're not telling mother!

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I'm not.

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Q...

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R...

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S... S-A...

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Samite....Samovar.

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It's not here!

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If it's not in the dictionary, best not mention it, Puss-cat.

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Mother thinks nothing very much can happen to us round here.

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But I've left a space for it now.

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Then put something else.

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I suppose it's not a very good day for the Psammead.

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Even if Martha hadn't been mean and made us stay in.

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Its poor top left whisker must be in agony in all this wet!

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SHE YAWNS I wish...

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Don't!

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Will this do? "We saw a strange thing, but it's nearly post time,

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"so no more at present from your little girl, Jane."

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That's much better.

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"PS, if you could have a wish come true, what would you have?"

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I think I know.

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One, two, three, four, five.

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Oh, I think I shall always get up at five!

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Oh, it's too pretty for anything!

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I've thought of the most marvellous wish in the world.

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Talking to yourself doesn't necessarily mean you're mad.

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SHE SIGHS

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Psammead?

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Psammead, please come out! SHE SIGHS

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Psammead?

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COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING

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It's too bad.

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The weather's Arctic and it's still the middle of the night!

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Here.

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-Thank you.

-That's better.

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What's the wish this morning?

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I'm not sure. You see, we've been very unlucky so far.

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-I wish...

-Look out!

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Oh, no!

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Not a magic wish, don't do it now!

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Wait till the others are here.

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-Oh, very well.

-HE EXHALES

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HE SHIVERS

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Would you like to come a little closer to me?

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You'd be warmer.

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Thank you. You really are very thoughtful.

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Well, as I said,

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everything we've wished for so far has turned out rather horrid.

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Couldn't you advise us?

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You are so old and you must be very wise.

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Child, I can only advise you to think before you speak.

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But won't you just tell me...

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Well, do you think wings would be a silly wish?

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Wings? I should think you might do worse.

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Only have a care you're not flying high at sunset!

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Oh, Psammead.

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Why don't our wishes turn to stone, like the pterodactyls did?

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Why do they just...vanish?

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People wish for such high-flown things these days.

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-You can't turn "beautiful as the day" into stone, now, can you?

-No.

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-HE YAWNS

-I am so sleepy.

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SNORING

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And one for Martha.

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And one for Lem.

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Pass the treacle, Miss Jane.

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Sorry, Martha.

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Where have you been?

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I'll tell you later.

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All I can say is, I think it will be a very good day.

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What, you mean the Psammead...? Ouch!

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(And it will be even better if the Lamb isn't there.)

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And one for Martha... Mmmm!

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One for Lem.

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Burning! I smell burning!

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Oh, that dratted girl has left that pan on!

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-I can't smell anything!

-Shh!

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None for Robert.

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And lots for the Lamb.

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THEY SNIGGER

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And lots for Lamb.

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Oh!

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Well, you've got a sharper nose than I've got, Master Robert.

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There's nothing there! Agh! Just look at him!

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-THEY LAUGH

-He's just bathed!

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And the four of you just sat there and watched him, I suppose?

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As if I haven't got enough to do,

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what with everything topsy-turvy and the whole house to put to rights,

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and none of you blink an eyelid.

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Oh, I really don't know, I really don't!

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I've had enough, I really have!

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He'll be in the bathtub now.

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But why will it be better without him?

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Not that it usually isn't, of course.

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Because I've thought of a perfectly splendid wish.

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It's just isn't very suitable for a baby.

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Wings!

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Not so dusty!

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Really, Panther, you're not quite the fool you look!

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I think it will be perfectly lovely!

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It's like a dream of bright delirium.

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-Come on, then. Let's wish it!

-Yes!

-Yes!

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Well, what's your wish today?

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I wish we all had beautiful wings to fly with.

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HE INHALES DEEPLY

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HE EXHALES

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-Yes! We've got the wings!

-They're wonderful! Hooray!

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THEY ALL TALK EXCITEDLY

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A warning.

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There was a prince of Niniveh I heard of once.

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He wished for wings, and got them.

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But he forgot they'd turn into stone at sunset.

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And when they did,

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he fell smack onto one of the winged lions on his father's palace.

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Not a pretty story.

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But ours won't turn to stone, will they?

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They will vanish!

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And that'd mean a pretty hefty thump.

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Precisely! Good day.

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Oh, but can we really fly?

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What else are wings for, silly?

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But we don't know how! We've never had lessons.

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Don't be such a muff.

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Watch!

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Oh, we can!

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SHE SQUEALS WITH DELIGHT

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Right.

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One, two, three!

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Whoa!

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Higher! Higher!

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Oh, it's wonderful.

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It's beyond my wildest dreams!

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Bird's eye view!

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THEY CHUCKLE

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I don't know. Only got to turn my back one minute, you little sweetheart,

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and you're covered in treacle! But we'll get your clothes dry today.

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Look, it's a good drying day.

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-Oh, there's Martha!

-And the Lamb!

-Coo-ee, Martha!

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-But she can't see us!

-THEY LAUGH

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I don't know. I suppose they're off to that sandpit again.

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I can't think what they find to do with themselves there!

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THEY LAUGH

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-I'm ravenous.

-Me, too.

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Let's go to a farm and ask for some bread and cheese.

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-I'm so hungry.

-Now, Jane.

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Fold your wings in as tight as you can and try to look normal.

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Like this? Do I look normal?

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YOU don't.

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DOG BARKS

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-WOMAN SHRIEKS

-I...

-She'll die of fright!

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JANE SCREAMS

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Come on, let's go and land on the church tower.

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No one'll see us there!

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Oh, look, there they are!

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Come on!

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THEY LAUGH

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-Are you all right?

-Isn't it wonderful?

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-Yes, it is!

-We just nearly got shot!

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-Bobs?

-But we didn't.

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And we only wanted some food.

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We can't possibly last all day without dinner or tea.

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Perhaps the clergyman might feed us.

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He must know all about angels.

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Anyone can see we're not that!

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Look at Robert's boots and Cyril's plaid necktie!

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Well, in wars, if the natives won't give you provisions,

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-you just take them.

-What war?

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And no good brother would allow his little sisters to starve in the midst of plenty.

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What plenty?

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Well, I just happened to fly past the vicarage.

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And I just happened to look in the window of the larder.

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And I noticed...

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cold chicken, custard pudding,

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ham, pies, jam!

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Oh, stop!

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How clever of you, Squirrel!

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-It's a rather high window. But with wings...

-Yes!

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We'll have to club our money, though.

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And leave it to pay.

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All right. How much money have we got between us? Give it all, give it all.

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Right. 5/6 ha'penny.

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Too much. 18 pence, I'd say.

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Half a crown.

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And I'll write a note to explain.

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"Dear Reverend clergyman.

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"We are very hungry

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"because of having to fly all day.

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"We do not think it is stealing when you're starving to death.

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"Of course, you would know about angels.

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"But you would not think we were angels."

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Here's the money and the note.

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Right, thank you.

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I'll just get the bare necessities to survive.

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I'll hand them out to you.

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Right.

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Water.

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Bread.

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Ham.

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Cyril! Only the bare necessities to survive.

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-THEY GIGGLE

-Sit still, I can't do it!

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THEY SQUEAL AND LAUGH

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-No! No!

-ANTHEA LAUGHS

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Give it to me, I'll do it myself.

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That's the best meal I've ever had on top of a church tower.

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-Bops?

-If I eat any more, I'll bust.

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If pigs had wings!

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I vote we have a rest till the grub wears off.

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That's a good idea.

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There is one thing...

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At least nothing horrid's happened with this wish.

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# When you want your heart's desire

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# And there's nothing but the fire

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# Of a madly yearning wild imagination

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# When all you have to do is choose

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# And if you don't You're bound to lose

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# Something special in your life Will pass you by

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# Castles in the air On a chest of purest gold

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# Cast aside despair Start a quest before you're old

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# Try wishing a little harder every day

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# Wishing to chase the clouds away

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# In the twinkling of an eye You'll grow taller, even fly

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# You don't know until you try so do

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# And with the magic that you find

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# Dream your dream away. #

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