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-Good morning, fans,

-and welcome to the show.

-You're listening to Owain.

-I'm crazy, I'm mental, I'm...

-..nuts!

-Get ready for glitz and glam,

-tights and drainpipes...

-..because today's the day

-of the fashion show.

-The show's being sponsored

-by Tesni's mother's clothes shop.

-Boutique.

-Of course, boutique!

-Get in touch with the answer

-to the Question of the Day.

-Which clothes do you hate?

-Give us a call.

-I can see someone's

-already on the line. Who's calling?

-Trystan from Year 9.

-Trystan from Year 9.

-

-What do you want to tell us?

-The worst clothes in the world

-are neckerchiefs...

-..yellow trousers...

-..and cowboy boots.

-After that last rack,

-you can sort them all out.

-Dib-dob-dib.

-Wow!

-Look at this, Tesni.

-This is perfect for me.

-By the way...

-..who's modelling the boys' clothes?

-My boyfriend Mark.

-He's so tall and muscly.

-It's surprising

-he's never modelled before.

-Look - I can see myself in this.

-You're right.

-Pity you got it

-from the girls' rack.

-Of course!

-Have you seen all those clothes?

-I can't believe

-the school's supporting fashion.

-It sends out

-the completely wrong message.

-This should be

-discussed properly on the radio.

-Do you understand

-what I mean, Deins?

-Yes. I take it Tesni

-hasn't asked you to model then?

-Where do you want this last rack?

-By Deiniol's bag. The sausage roll

-aroma might disguise the damp smell.

-Yuck! What's that smell?

-Your clothes rack.

-Your clothes rack.

-

-So what are those?

-My clothes - I had

-no money left after buying mine...

-..so I bought yours

-in a charity shop.

-Here we are, kids.

-The big day has arrived.

-I'm looking forward to this.

-Don't forget the newspaper's

-sending a journalist.

-I'll be the county's

-most fashionable headmistress.

-Are you looking forward, sir?

-I'd prefer to be rolled in jam

-and chased by a swarm of bees.

-Right, do you have anything skimpy

-in a size 10-forward-slash-12?

-Forward-slash-16!

-I've nothing here

-to suit old people, Miss.

-Of course you don't,

-just young girls like us.

-There isn't much time before

-the show, so get on with it.

-Roll up your sleeves

-and pick your socks up!

-Are you all on fire

-to make this school a success?

-Everyone

-wants to see the school on fire!

-Remember when I set your backside

-alight with a Bunsen burner?

-Do your work for once

-and do it with a smile.

-Good.

-Right, everyone.

-Only one of you can be

-Ffrwd y Mor's next top model.

-Geraint!!

-That's skew-whiff.

-Is that your mother?

-Yes. She's sponsoring the show.

-Yes. She's sponsoring the show.

-

-Will she be around some time today?

-She's introducing the show, sir.

-Is your father coming too?

-It'd be a huge shock

-because I've never met him.

-Great!

-Right then, I'd better go.

-Tell your mother

-to swing by when she arrives.

-Do you have a spare poster, Tesni?

-Eh? What for?

-For me...

-For me to pin up in the staff room.

-Oh, yes. That's a good idea, sir.

-It's important that the staff

-support the fashion show 100%.

-Thanks, sir.

-I'm wholeheartedly,

-100% behind your mother.

-Betsan?

-Betsan? Betsan, I know it's you.

-How?

-You look exactly the same,

-apart from the bag on your head.

-You move like Betsan, it says Betsan

-in bold letters on your schoolbag.

-I knew it was a silly idea

-having my name on my bag.

-Betsan, why are you

-wearing a bag on your head?

-Because... because...

-..because I'm going shopping

-and I want to save myself 5p.

-Money doesn't grow on trees, Tesni.

-BELL RINGS

-Betsan, we've a lot of work to do.

-She doesn't want to take part.

-What do you mean?

-She's just accessorizing.

-You've been very brave, Betsan...

-..and... clever.

-Hooray!

-Why?

-She's making a stand.

-A stand?

-A stand?

-

-Against the fashion show.

-Highlighting how superficial

-the fashion world is.

-Yes, that's right.

-I've worked so hard on this show

-and I won't let a hippie like you...

-..to spoil it.

-Just... just...

-Ohh!

-I want a word with you, Owain.

-When'd be the best time

-for me to do a radio show...

-..objecting to the fashion show?

-..objecting to the fashion show?

-

-Never. No, never.

-I'll go and ask Mr Roberts.

-I'll go and ask Mr Roberts.

-

-Good luck.

-Mr Roberts

-doesn't like change of any kind.

-When they changed the colour

-of the toilet roll, his ears bled.

-Tesni? Tesni?

-Yes, sir?

-I've been thinking. I'd like

-a change of clothing for the day.

-Something fashionable?

-Something so fashionable, it makes

-fashion look out of fashion.

-When does your mother get here?

-Mr Roberts! Can I have a word

-about the radio station?

-Not now. What did you say?

-I want to introduce a programme

-about the effects of fashion...

-..on young minds.

-What? Yes, fine, whatever.

-On radio? Good idea.

-Thanks, sir.

-Owain said you don't like change.

-Once I've changed, I'll make Harry

-Styles look like Jabba the Hutt.

-Hiya, Mark. Are you on the way?

-Yes. Yes.

-What?

-You're doing this on

-the most important day of my life.

-Who do you think you are?

-Do you know what, Mark?

-Just forget it.

-Mark's pulled out

-of the fashion show.

-Oh, no!

-How could he?

-On the most important day

-of your life? Shame on him.

-Be quiet, Geth.

-Are you staying

-for the entire broadcast?

-Yes. I don't trust you in my studio.

-I don't trust Betsan to speak.

-Right,

-if that's how you want to be.

-What are you...? It's my studio!

-Deiniol.

-I'll have to cancel the show.

-I'm sure you can find a replacement.

-I'm sure you can find a replacement.

-

-Who, exactly?

-Owain? Deiniol?

-No.

-No-one in this school

-is the same build as Mark.

-Oh, OK then.

-If there's no-one else,

-and if I have to, then I'll do it.

-Oh. You're serious.

-I can't believe

-I'm about to say this.

-Geth, you can model Mark's clothes

-in the fashion show.

-Yes!

-Come on.

-Welcome to a special broadcast

-about the fashion show...

-..and the effect

-it can have on young minds.

-Betsan joins me. Why don't you

-tell everyone about your protest?

-MUFFLED SPEECH

-Unfortunately, the protest

-is affecting your voice.

-Perhaps you can remove the bag.

-Please remove the bag and tell

-everyone why you're wearing it.

-Please?

-Thanks, Betsan.

-I'll come back to you later.

-I've a call on the line.

-Line one. Hello, who's there?

-Dafydd from Year 8.

-Hello, and welcome to the show.

-What do you have to say

-about the fashion show?

-Are you going this afternoon?

-Is Tesni modelling?

-Yes.

-Yes.

-

-Cool. I'm defo going then.

-Please take the bag off.

-It's time for a song.

-Oh, my goodness, please don't

-tell me you're wearing a bag...

-..to disguise that enormous zit?

-Well, yes.

-Is there anyone out there who's

-in favour of the fashion show...

-..and willing to have a debate?

-..and willing to have a debate?

-

-Me! Me!

-Whoa! Look, Geth,

-that zit has its own personality!

-That was a good one, Tesni.

-Geth, it wasn't that funny.

-Sorry, Tesni.

-I can't go on stage

-in front of everyone like this.

-Come on, a bit of make-up

-and no-one'll notice.

-Wow!

-There's only one thing we can do

-and only one person to do the job.

-Me. It must be squeezed.

-No!!

-No!!

-

-Come back! Betsan, come back!

-Let me squeeze your spot!

-Let me squeeze your spot!

-

-The show will never happen.

-Of course it will.

-We'll be alright.

-Just the two of us.

-Just the two of us.

-

-Try this blazer on, Geth.

-Whit-a-whew! Fits perfectly.

-Like a banana in a glove.

-You're just

-not the same shape as Mark.

-Mark's the one with the funny shape,

-with his childish muscles.

-He does nothing

-but let you down, Tesni.

-You deserve someone

-much better than him.

-You might have a point.

-You need someone...

-..who steps into the breach

-when you're in a crisis...

-..even though he's likely to

-look a fool in front of everyone.

-Oh, Geth!

-Yes?

-You're really... really...

-What?

-..rubbish at flirting.

-Where have you been, Deiniol?

-Looking for Betsan.

-She won't let me squeeze her spot.

-You know those old tortoises that

-look really sad? That's how I feel.

-Look at you - even a tortoise

-wouldn't wear that waistcoat...

-..no matter how sad it was.

-I need my studio back.

-I need your help.

-Ah-ha, Owain.

-I've been looking for someone young,

-energetic and spunky.

-You know something about fashion.

-If there's something Owain doesn't

-know, then it's not worth knowing...

-..if that makes sense.

-Could you put something together

-for me for the fashion show?

-Something that sends

-middle-aged woman barking mad.

-I've just the thing, sir.

-Aargh!

-You've clothes to make middle-aged

-women affect animal noises?

-You're right,

-you really need my help.

-Do you know what?

-That's not too bad.

-If T-shirts

-that are too tight on the stomach...

-..and too small in the shoulders

-become fashionable, we'll be fine.

-Don't worry, Tesni, everything

-you do is bound to be a success...

-..no thanks to Mark.

-I've been thinking

-about what you said.

-I can do better than him.

-I think I might finish with him.

-Well done,

-you're doing the right thing.

-If I were you, I'd phone him

-before you forget. Go on.

-Whoa, I'll do it later.

-Until then, the fashion show

-is more important than Mark.

-Just don't forget

-or change your mind.

-Alright, Geth.

-Now...

-..try this mankini on.

-Beachwear is one of

-the highlights of the show.

-Whoa, Geth! Behind the screen.

-Oh, yes.

-Psst!

-Tesni! Is Deiniol here?

-Yes, he's hiding behind this biro.

-No, Betsan, he isn't here.

-I'm worried he's hiding somewhere,

-waiting for me.

-He's dying to squeeze my spot.

-I'll hide it

-with make-up in a minute.

-I'm allergic to mascara.

-Powder, Betsan. You want to hide the

-spot, not draw a moustache on it!

-Just go and hide somewhere.

-Betsan! Get lost!

-Something's wrong with Geth's pants.

-The straps go all the way round his

-shoulders. You gave him a wedgie!

-No, I didn't.

-Are you sure?

-Get ready for Operation JOPO.

-What does JOPO mean?

-What does JOPO mean?

-

-Jen out, pus out.

-You get Jen

-out of the studio for me...

-..and I'll help you

-squeeze Betsan's spot.

-I'm staying put until we have

-a debate about the fashion show.

-Who wants to see Geth

-in a mankini? Not me!

-What are you doing?

-Open the door!

-Stop it! Help me!

-Open this door now, Owain!

-Dear sweet listeners, don't touch

-your radios, the rumour's true.

-The king is back.

-There are already two calls...

-..welcoming me back.

-Line one, you're live with Owain.

-Who's there?

-Deiniol. When are you

-going to help me? You promised.

-Sorry, Deiniol,

-I don't know what you mean.

-Line two, who's there?

-Line two, who's there?

-

-Good morning. Mr Roberts here.

-Do you remember

-that favour you promised?

-Don't worry, Mr Roberts,

-the clothes are ready.

-Don't forget, fans,

-you're listening to King Owain.

-I'm crazy, I'm mental...

-..I'm nuts, I...

-..still wee the bed every night

-but Mam says I'll grow out of it.

-Jen.

-Right, Geth, only one jumper left.

-Please be careful.

-This costs over 200.

-Just remember you have chemistry

-homework to do.

-He can copy yours, Jen.

-He can copy yours, Jen.

-

-No, he can do it himself.

-Geth has more important things

-on his mind than science, Jen.

-Of course fashion's

-more important than science.

-Jean Paul Gaultier's contribution

-far outweighs Mari Curie's.

-Well, of course...

-..because I haven't

-even heard of Marie Curie's clothes.

-The sad thing is, she's serious.

-Jen and her ethical designers!

-Have you seen Deiniol anywhere?

-I hope he's gone home.

-Betsan, please be careful

-with that sandwich.

-Don't worry.

-Wow! This coat's lovely.

-Deiniol!

-That costs over 200.

-Mam's going to kill me. Look at it.

-Deiniol!

-If Geth had done his homework, he

-would've known about stain removal.

-What exactly are you saying, Jen?

-You use chemistry to remove stains.

-And you know how it's done?

-And you know how it's done?

-

-I might be willing to have a go...

-..if you and Brad Pitt there

-come on my radio programme tomorrow.

-You'll explain that chemistry

-is far more important than fashion.

-Oh, come on.

-Oh, come on.

-

-OK. OK.

-You have a deal.

-Now, go and get the chemistry.

-Lots of it.

-Here you go, sir.

-GASPS

-That jumper suits you, Geth.

-Especially now that it's clean.

-You're a genius, Jen.

-You'll be superb on my radio show

-tomorrow, won't you, Einstein?

-Tesni! I've found something cool

-to hide my spot. It's so classy.

-O-M-G! I'm going to look so good.

-O-M-G indeed!

-Er, Tesni?

-Do you fancy doing something

-after school today?

-I'm clearing the hall

-after the fashion show. Sorry.

-Do you want some help?

-Yes, alright. Thanks.

-MOBILE RINGS

-MOBILE RINGS

-

-It's Mark.

-Here's your chance.

-Finish with him and end the call.

-Yes, what do you want?

-Listen, Mark...

-Yes.

-Yes.

-Really?

-Oh, Mark! Thank you!

-OK, see you later, sweetheart.

-OK. Ta-ta.

-Love you too.

-Mark's going to do the fashion show.

-Strip, Geth.

-Tesni? When's your mother arriving

-so that I can help her?

-No need.

-My other mother's coming too.

-Other mother?

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