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-I can't tell you

-how much of an honour it is...

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-..to have Georgie Crystal, Mayhem

-FM's most popular DJ, in my studio.

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-It's like... it's like...

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-I know, I know.

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-Rarely do I drink

-a mug of Mule-Kick coffee...

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-..a kick from this

-and you'll be awake for days...

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-..on the day a star is born.

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-Do you mean...?

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-You, Ows - Owsa, Owsa, Owsa.

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-Your name

-will be on everybody's lips.

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-Oh, Georgie...

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-..Georgie, Georgie,

-Georgie, Georgie!

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-Owain? Owain?

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-Owain?

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-You were talking in your sleep.

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-Who's Georgie?

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-Georgie Crystal.

-He offered me a job as a DJ.

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-It felt so realistic.

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-And so obviously a dream.

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-You know this Georgie?

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-Does he have dark hair, wears

-a leather jacket and sunglasses?

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-Yes, why?

-Has he been here looking for me?

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-No. His photo's

-stuck to your face with snot.

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-Right. Thank you, everyone,

-for being here.

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-I've

-an important announcement to make.

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-The school is competing

-in a video documentary competition.

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-We've selected

-two teams to produce them.

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-The good news

-is that the winning documentary...

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-..will be posted

-on the council's website.

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-Even better news... Mr Roberts?

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-You'll receive

-10 credits towards your course...

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-..for each documentary.

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-You're killing two birds

-with one stone.

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-Splat!

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-What's a documentary?

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-A documentary is a programme

-featuring bears driving cars...

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-..and everyone running scared.

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-No-one leaves their homes

-for fear of driving bears.

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-You're talking about

-a cartoon, Deiniol.

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-You two are working together.

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-We are?

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-We are?

-

-Yes.

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-What could possibly go wrong?

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-Ah, Owain. You're the first person

-I've seen who looks worse than me.

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-I spent the night

-in the studio last night.

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-I don't need sleep.

-I'll sleep when I die.

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-I'm sure dying

-would be better than this.

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-Tesni's working with Geth.

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-I must've done something awful in a

-former life because I'm with you...

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-..on this documentary project.

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-At least

-you'll get to meet your hero.

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-DJ Georgie Crystal

-is judging the competition.

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-Really?

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-It's a sign. Don't you see?

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-I dreamt that Georgie

-offers me a job...

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-..and then

-he comes to the school in person.

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-It's a sign. I'm going to be

-working on Mayhem FM.

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-As strange as this may sound,

-Georgie looks quite cool.

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-Yes, you're right. Cool.

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-And hot.

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-Hot!

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-Poor thing. Did he

-stand too close to the radiator?

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-I don't need your help, Jen.

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-Sorry. What?

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-Face it, Jen,

-you're no use to me now.

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-I'll be

-the cool and hot one before long.

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-What are you doing, Geth?

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-I was just thinking.

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-About what?

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-I thought we should

-start planning this documentary.

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-Oh, that.

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-You still want to be on my team

-for the competition, don't you?

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-No. I don't see the point.

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-But what if I do all the work...

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-..and you just share in the praise?

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-Why would you do that?

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-Because I'm...

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-..nice.

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-Not because

-you're desperate for my attention?

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-No.

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-Oh, OK. Thanks, Geth.

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-Listeners, if you think my voice

-sounds as if I've eaten coal...

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-..it's because

-I've been up all night.

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-Why? Because I'm mental.

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-Nuts!

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-I've received an email

-from Georgie Crystal, [email protected]

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-"Dear Owain, after hearing your work

-on your school radio station...

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-"..Mayhem FM has decided to give you

-your own regular slot on Saturdays.

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-"See you soon.

-Your new friend, Georgie Crystal."

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-Kiss,kiss.

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-OMG, Owain!

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-I've just heard your news

-about Mayhem FM. Well done.

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-Yup.

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-You sure you need all that coffee?

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-You sure you need all that coffee?

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-Yes. I need it to keep me awake.

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-Right.

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-Right.

-

-Do you know what?

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-I remember you when you were this

-big. Look how things have changed.

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-I'm about to become

-a world-famous DJ...

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-..and I'll be recognized everywhere.

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-Girls will want to be with me

-and boys will want to be me.

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-As for you...

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-..you're taller, Jen.

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-You're right, which is why

-I thought it'd be a good idea...

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-..for me

-to make the programme about you.

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-About me?

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-About me?

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-Yes.

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-Since you're about to become

-a world-famous DJ...

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-..I'll

-document your rise to the top.

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-I'm the main character and you

-do all the work? Owain likes this!

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-# Oh, marry me, Tesni

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-# And we'll have a baby #

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-Lovely.

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-Lovely.

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-You and I've been bitten

-by the same thing.

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-What?

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-What?

-

-The love bug.

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-Do you like trains?

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-Why?

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-I've two tickets to Train World.

-I'd like to take Tesni's mother.

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-Who wouldn't?

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-Who wouldn't?

-

-I'll help you make the video...

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-..and when you win, you put in a

-good word for me with Tesni's mum.

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-Do you know anything

-about programme making?

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-Love brings out

-a person's creativity.

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-It makes you want to sing and so on.

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-That song wasn't for the video.

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-That was something personal.

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-You stick with me.

-I'm brimming with ideas.

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-Choo-choo!

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-I think people think that you and I

-are a bit thick, Deiniol.

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-Us?

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-Us?

-

-Yes. Isn't that nuts?

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-We're really clever, aren't we?

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-Yes. Now, does it say in this book

-what a documentary is?

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-No, but there's a really cool story

-about a man stuck up a tree...

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-..and a guy who feeds 10,000 people

-with a fish sandwich...

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-..and a snake that eats an apple.

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-Does it say in this Teddies book?

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-No. I think we need a dictionary.

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-Do you know how to use a dictionary?

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-Do you know how to use a dictionary?

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-No.

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-Why don't we just film something

-and not worry if it's a documentary?

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-Ours'll be the cleverest

-of them all.

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-What will the documentary be about?

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-Miss expects us to make a programme

-about food or teddies...

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-..so that's what we should do

-but with a clever twist.

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-Like what?

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-A programme about food that looks

-like it's been filmed by teddies.

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-That's clever, Betsan.

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-Very clever, I'd say.

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-I know. I know.

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-Not only will it look

-as if it's been filmed by teddies...

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-..what if we filmed it

-upside down too?

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-Why?

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-Things filmed upside down

-are always clever.

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-Bats are clever.

-People from Australia are clever.

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-Upside-down cakes?

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-Yes, upside-down cakes

-are really clever.

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-We'll broadcast the film

-around the world.

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-O-M-G!

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-When did you learn to do that?

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-About 10 years ago.

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-Wow, time flies.

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-Cael Coll,

-my half-brother, uses this...

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-..when he has snot-eating contests.

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-He's the

-Northern-Hemisphere Champion.

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-I'm on fire. We need more paper.

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-OK, boss. You're so clever.

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-Clever? I'm off the scale.

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-I'm back in the hot seat.

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-I'm wearing a leather jacket.

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-The programme is now sponsored

-by Mule-Kick coffee.

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-Jen's programme is about me...

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-..and how famous I am,

-so how's it going so far?

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-You have the swagger

-and the leather jacket...

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-..but you need to be a bit more

-dangerous and rude to people.

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-Stop talking, Jen.

-Aled from Year 9 is on the line.

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-Shoot, Aled.

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-Hello, Owain. Can I hear

-Eira by Tsunami, please?

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-I can't play any song, Aled.

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-The weather's

-not the theme of the day.

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-What do you think is today's theme?

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-It must be

-acting-like-a prat-on-the-radio.

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-Don't you dare

-speak to Owsa like that...

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-..or I'll give you a hiding.

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-Bring it on then.

-You don't frighten me.

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-Alright, I'm on my way.

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-What happened?

-Did you lose a fight with your ego?

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-He lost a fight with Aled.

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-He lost a fight with Aled.

-

-Solid Aled, the technician?

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-Aled from Year 9.

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-That small lad with

-short arms and a patch over one eye?

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-Yup.

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-Action!

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-Well, since I'm new to the area...

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-..I think everyone should

-venture up the hill to Train World.

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-Better still...

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-..go with someone knowledgeable

-and handsome like Mr Roberts.

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-If I were a girl with hair instead

-of a bald head, I'd go with him.

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-Twice.

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-Alright?

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-Bravo, this'll be brilliant...

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-..once I've finished editing it.

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-I'm sure you can get me a date

-with Tesni's mother.

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-The minute I get a date with Tesni

-and go over to her house...

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-..it'll be easy.

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-Are you sure

-no-one will recognize me?

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-100% Definitely not. No way at all.

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-Alright, Geth? Like the hat.

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-I like it a lot.

-You look like a sausage.

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-Sausages.

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-Picture. Lake.

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-Fish. Shadow.

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-Shadows! Where have you been?

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-Stealing this flip chart.

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-I've been thinking.

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-Was it difficult?

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-Was it difficult?

-

-Really difficult.

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-What if it was filmed by teddies...

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-..in the Italian language

-and filmed upside down...

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-..near a lake where only the shadows

-of the actors can be seen?

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-Oh, Betsan, that's...

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-Yes?

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-Yes?

-

-..incredible.

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-You're really clever.

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-We have to write it down.

-What are all these squiggles?

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-I don't know. What does it say?

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-"The answer

-to all the world's ills."

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-Do you think it's important?

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-Do you think it's important?

-

-No!

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-What's your documentary about?

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-Well, instead of doing

-a programme about bullying...

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-..I've chosen a topic

-that people are more interested in.

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-Like what?

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-You.

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-Excellent. Lots of people

-want to know about me.

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-Are you the presenter?

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-No, I just do the voiceover.

-There are lots of contributors.

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-People with moustaches,

-bald people...

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-..people in balaclavas.

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-Everyone says they like you.

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-A few of them say nice things

-about your mother too.

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-May I have your attention, please?

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-You've 10 minutes to bring your

-finished programmes to my office.

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-I will personally introduce them

-to Georgie Crystal.

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-Afterwards,

-he will return them in person...

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-..to the county's best headmistress.

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-The future of both our hearts

-is in Georgie Crystal's hands.

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-Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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-Hey, Geth? Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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-News!

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-Mayhem FM's DJ, Georgie Crystal,

-has just phoned.

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-We're very good friends.

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-We were on the phone

-for about half an hour.

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-But he hung up

-after about 15 minutes.

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-Ho-hum!

-But he's on his way to school.

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-He'll be here in a while

-with the results.

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-Those are unfortunate clothes.

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-Tesni, I'm wearing these

-because I'm young.

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-What's wrong with my tongue?

-It's not working properly.

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-My hair's hurting.

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-My hair's hurting.

-

-What's happened to you, Owain?

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-I thought that was obvious, Diane.

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-I thought that was obvious, Diane.

-

-Diane?

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-Coffee! Now!

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-Notice how people do what I ask

-them to do. That's called respect.

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-You?

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-It's hot.

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-It's hot.

-

-You're telling me!

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-Owain!

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-Owain!

-

-No, Diane, I'm not called Owain.

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-I've just had an email from Mayhem

-FM. I'm now called Endaf Esmwyth.

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-I'm so popular,

-they want me to start yesterday.

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-Am I thick or is that impossible?

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-It's possible in my world, Diane.

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-You should go back to your studio.

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-I'm never going back there.

-I'm too good for this.

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-I resign.

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-Where are you going?

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-To my studio.

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-To my studio.

-

-You've just resigned.

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-As well as a film about food that's

-shot by teddies, in Italian...

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-..and filmed upside down, it happens

-in a lake with shadows of actors...

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-..with sign language on screen...

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-..you also want the ending

-to be at the start and vice versa?

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-Yes.

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-Yes.

-

-Wow! You blow my mind.

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-I know. We're so clever.

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-Really clever. Let's get to work.

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-How do we get out of here?

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-I don't know. You're the boss.

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-Right, brilliant news.

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-A little bird tells me...

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-..that someone from this school

-has won the competition.

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-Isn't that right, Georgie?

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-Which means

-Ffrwd y Mor is the best school...

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-..and I'm the best headmistress

-in the county.

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-Without further ado,

-here's Georgie Crystal...

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-..from Mayhem FM

-to announce the winner.

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-Hi, Georgie.

-Georgie Crystal from Mayhem FM.

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-Hiya. Alright? How's it going?

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-It was a close contest -

-very close, to be honest.

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-You were the only school

-in the competition, as it happens.

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-It's alright, I'm here!

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-Here we go.

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-Here we go.

-

-Georgie! My new friend. Alright?

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-I'm Owain Davies,

-aka Endaf Esmwyth...

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-..Mayhem FM's new presenter.

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-Hang this in the hall, Diane.

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-Don't tell me

-I don't give you anything.

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-New presenter, you say?

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-New presenter, you say?

-

-Yes.

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-You are Georgie Crystal,

-[email protected] aren't you?

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-That's not my email.

-You've lost the plot.

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-So, who sent the email?

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-Who?

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-Pity you don't have a job

-on Mayhem FM, Owain.

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-What a pity,

-seeing as you've resigned...

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-..as the presenter of Radio FM.

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-Please don't give my job

-to someone else. I'll do anything.

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-Anything!

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-Anything!

-

-Do something with this.

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-As I said,

-someone from this school has won.

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-The other schools were working

-on a cure for all the world's ill.

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-This is how I've marked them.

-This is a good one.

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-It's about how fame can turn people

-into complete idiots.

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-Here's a clip.

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-The radio world is waiting for me.

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-I've been chosen.

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-I'm special. Get on your knees

-before me and be afraid.

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-Let all the world fear Owsa...

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-..and all its inhabitants

-bow down to him!

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-Well done, Jen.

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-The next film

-is about that age-old theme - love.

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-Well, if you put pressure on me...

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-..I'd have to say...

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-..that Tesni

-is the prettiest girl in the school.

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-And the handsomest man is...

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-..Mr Roberts.

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-# Oh, Tesni, my love

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-# Your love is like gravy

0:21:330:21:36

-# Long and soft

0:21:370:21:39

-# It's like a lovely horse's mane

0:21:400:21:42

-# I like you loads

0:21:430:21:46

-# And I know you like me

0:21:460:21:49

-# Marry me, Tesni

0:21:530:21:55

-# And we'll have a baby #

0:21:560:22:00

-Aw, Geth!

0:22:050:22:07

-I want to cry!

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-Or vomit. Definitely one of the two.

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-That wasn't supposed to be included.

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-Congratulations, Geth.

-You're the winner.

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-Yippee! I'm going to be famous.

-I can't believe it.

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-Pinch me, Georgie.

0:22:260:22:27

-Pinch me, Georgie.

-

-No, thanks.

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-I haven't finished yet either.

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-The winning film has been

-streamed live all day online.

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-The filmmakers mock those

-who overanalyse films.

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-They pretend they're making

-a film about teddies in a lake.

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-They're satirising modern life.

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-Where are the two geniuses

-who made this film?

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-They're still hard at it.

0:22:540:22:57

-For your use of modern technology

-and cleverness, you are the winners.

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-O-M-G!

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-I told you we were clever, Deiniol.

-What have we won?

0:23:050:23:09

-A mug left over from a roadshow

-a couple of years ago.

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-"Mule-Kick coffee - a kick from this

-and you'll be awake for days."

0:23:140:23:19

-Wow, I've always wanted

-one of these!

0:23:190:23:22

-Well done, Betsan.

-I'm happy for you.

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-The bigger picture here

-is that Tesni...

0:23:280:23:32

-..has fallen in love with Gethin...

0:23:320:23:36

-..which means

-that a date is in order.

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-Tesni's mother and I...

0:23:410:23:45

-..are going on a date

-to Train World.

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-How does that sound, Georgie?

0:23:500:23:52

-How does that sound, Georgie?

-

-Like a nightmare.

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-I wouldn't mind

-going on a date myself.

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-With Tesni to Burger World.

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-You're lovely like gravy

-for taking her, Georgie.

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-Good news, Mr Roberts,

-I can come with you to Train World.

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