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-Owsa, Owsa, wowsa, -and a good morning to you all. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:31 | |
-It's the societies -and careers' fair today... | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
-..for those of you who won't go on -to become multimedia superstars. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:40 | |
-Ahem! | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
-The fair starts at 10.00am and -Miss Dearth is here to tell us more. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
-Shoot, Miss D. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
-Everybody is welcome -to visit the careers' fair. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
-For those of you don't attend... | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
-..you're welcome -to stay behind after school... | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
-..every day for a week. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
-Thank you, Miss Dearth. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
-You'd be silly to miss it. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
-Right, Mr Roberts. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
-We've already received complaints. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
-I made a point of not having beans -for breakfast today. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
-The institutions -aren't happy to share the hall... | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
-..with the alternative societies. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
-That lad with the pig mask -looked very alternative. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
-Raymond Hughes -from the Pig Petting Society. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
-He's trying -to get people to adopt a pig. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
-What about the smell? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
-If the pigs aren't complaining, -who am I to intervene? | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
-We don't want him in the hall. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
-We don't want him in the hall. - -Who else will be sent here? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
-Power To Pensioners, a society -for body-building grandmothers. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
-I'm sure 20-inch biceps -come in handy for playing bingo. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
-Miss Dearth, someone -was looking for you in the hall. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
-Camouflage clothes and a haversack. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
-Must be Emlyn Francis, -one of these back-to-nature guys. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
-He's a survivalist, -like that Ray Mears. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
-He thinks -we should all live off the land. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
-Eating snails and badgers. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
-And never using a toothbrush. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
-Is he related to Deiniol? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
-There'll be a few more stalls -down here too. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-With a bit of luck, it won't -detract from the proper fair. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
-Excellent. It's a good idea keeping -the wild and wacky things here. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:44 | |
-Precisely, and you're just the man -to keep them in line. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
-Excellent. What? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
-Yes, you'll make sure -that it all goes smoothly here. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
-If it doesn't, then you -won't need a toothbrush either. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
-Where's Siwgr? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
-I don't take sugar. -How are things going in the hall? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
-Same as every year. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
-The army wants you to shoot people, -doctors want you to cure them. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:21 | |
-The only one worth a look-in -is the radio and TV stall. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
-Radio and TV? There's -a radio and television stall? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
-Yes, and a proper DJ too. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
-Another DJ, I mean. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
-Do you want to go over -and take a look? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
-Why should I? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
-Do you remember Robert Evans, -who was in school two years ago? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
-He moved to Cardiff. -He's working as a DJ now. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
-Robert Evans? Robert...? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
-You do know him. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
-# Round the clock with Bobi Roc # | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
-He seems nice. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
-Nice? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
-He refused my help to carry -his decks for the school disco. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
-He said -mean things about me on the mic. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
-Everybody laughed at me. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
-Everybody laughed at me. - -So? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:14 | |
-He'll see who's the DJ now. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
-Of course, he only broadcasts -on a national radio show... | 0:04:18 | 0:04:23 | |
-..not a school radio... | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
-..with a signal that doesn't -reach as far as the science lab. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:30 | |
-He might help you -become a proper DJ. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
-Not that you aren't one now. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
-I'm not going to see him. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
-What would he think about DJ Owsa -leaving the mic to grovel? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
-No, if I'm going -to talk to Bobi Roc... | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
-..he can come here -and see the boss in HQ. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
-That's the least he can do. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
-What are you doing? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
-What are you doing? - -I've bought some stale sandwiches. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
-I thought -we could sell them at the fair. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
-But they're green. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
-Lettuce is green -and people eat that. Fibre. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
-Are maggots full of fibre too? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
-No, silly. Protein. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
-Pretty, aren't they? -They're Saddlebacks. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
-Recon over. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
-No bogies. Repeat, no bogies. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
-Who's he? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
-The Back-to-the-Wild Society. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
-He tried to light a fire on the yard -by rubbing the heads... | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
-..of two Year 8 boys together. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
-Mr Roberts. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
-Easy, tiger. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
-Clear. You can never be too careful. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
-Emlyn Francis. See these fingers? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
-Each one of them's a weapon. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
-My hands are like -a Swiss army knife. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
-Lovely. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
-I'm sure your mother had trouble -finding gloves for you. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
-Deiniol... | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
-..find a table for him. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
-"To Emlyn, you're much better -at surviving than me, lad. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:06 | |
-"Kiss, kiss, Ray Mears." | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
-I didn't know Ray Mears spoke Welsh. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
-This table's wonky. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
-Help yourself to any table you want. -Each one's a table. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:22 | |
-Apart from these that are desks. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
-Put that down... | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
-..or you'll be wearing -your backside as a balaclava. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
-You're welcome to my table... | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
-..but you'll have to -arm wrestle me for it. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
-No, it's fine. This table's ideal. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
-You can make one out of squirrels -and nettles, like Ray Mears does. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:53 | |
-Mr Roberts. Can I... help you? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
-You've a poor grip. It's like -gripping a bag full of air. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:06 | |
-I'm representing -Power To Pensioners. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
-The others -have gone to buy steroids. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
-It's 50% off for pensioneers today. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
-Which table do you want me to have? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
-Any one you want. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
-Any one at all. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
-Lovely. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
-Do you know what's wrong with Owain? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
-He looks like he's seen a ghost. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
-Worse than that. He looks like -someone who's about to see a ghost. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
-Do you know that DJ in the hall -called Bobi Roc? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
-He wants him -to come over and see him... | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
-..so that Owsa can show off. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
-He wants to get his revenge for -something that happened years ago. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:55 | |
-He sent me -to ask Bobi Roc to come over. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
-Why would a proper DJ want to see -Owain making a fool of himself? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:04 | |
-Exactly, and now I've got to -tell him that Bobi would prefer... | 0:09:04 | 0:09:09 | |
-..to have his pants -burnt off with a blowtorch... | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
-..than come over to see -an amateur funk monkey rehearse. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
-You're going to tell him that? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-Geth! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
-Good luck. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
-Well? Is Bobi Roc -coming to the studio or what? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
-He says... | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
-He says he's too busy. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
-Typical. Robert Evans -really thinks he's somebody now. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:41 | |
-He's probably having photos taken -and signing autographs. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
-Celebs are all the same. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
-Celebs are all the same. - -No, he was playing Angry Birds. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
-I don't think he wants to come over. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
-Do you want to buy one? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
-Are they mildew, Deins? | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
-Only on the outside. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
-Don't stray too far from the toilet. -You'll be needing it quite soon. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:10 | |
-Toilet. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
-You're a genius, Ows. -The bog's the answer. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
-How much -are those sandwiches, Deins? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
-I'm seen more life -in a plateful of fish fingers. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
-Sort it out... | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
-..or you'll -be on detention for a month. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
-A month on my own in a classroom? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
-This lot will be joining you. -Got it? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
-Excellent. -Who would you like to see first? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
-Mrs Sykes has -some amusing talents she can share. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
-Different! | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
-This line of tables looks like -that speed dating programme. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
-Speed dating. That's it, -that's what'll attract the pupils. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
-Five minutes to talk before -moving on to the next person. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
-And leaving alone. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
-How do you know -about speed dating, sir? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
-I read an article about it -in GG Monthly. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
-The next record is for someone... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
-..whose first name begins with B -and surname begins with R... | 0:11:46 | 0:11:51 | |
-..and he makes everyone rock. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
-I'm ready for some rock. Are you? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
-Here's Crys with Barod Am Roc. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
-Bobi? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
-Oh, it's you. Well? What's -the score with that important DJ? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
-Did he eat the sandwich or what? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
-After Deins spread almost -an entire pot of pickle on it... | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
-..to hide the mildew, it didn't -look like a sandwich any more. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:20 | |
-I won't say what it did look like -but it wasn't a sandwich. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:26 | |
-What did he say? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
-Not much. His mouth was full. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
-Not much. His mouth was full. - -Thanks, Geth. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
-It's just a matter of time now. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
-This is going to be -a memorable meeting. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
-Jason. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
-Lads. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
-They're cleverer than dogs -and more easy going than cats. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:13 | |
-They're always there for you. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
-They're always there for you. - -Uncle Brendan had one called Tripod. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
-He saved my cousin from a fire -by carrying him on its back. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
-Uncle Brendan won't hear -a bad word said about Tripod. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
-He only had three legs. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:28 | |
-He only had three legs. - -Did he lose one in the fire? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
-No. Uncle Brendan thought -so much of him after the fire... | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
-..he thought it was ungrateful -to eat him all in one go. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
-Scratchings? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
-I stared in her eyes, -helped her hold the giblets... | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
-..ripped them out of the rat's mouth -and snapped its backbone. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:50 | |
-That was the most romantic meal -I've ever had. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
-The thing is, -when you reach a certain age... | 0:13:56 | 0:14:02 | |
-..having someone to support you -and share things with you... | 0:14:02 | 0:14:07 | |
-..and do the little things... | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
-..like mix -your bulking supplements... | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
-..gets harder to find. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
-How did you -lose your husband, Brenda? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
-In an awful accident. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
-Oh, sorry to hear that. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
-He mixed the bottle of fake tan -with the super-booster energy drink. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:33 | |
-Ooh, sounds delicious. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
-And that's enough to kill you? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
-Yes... | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
-..when you do it to me. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
-Excuse me, mate, -where are the toilets? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
-In there. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
-In there. - -Bobi Roc! Bobi Roc! | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
-He's here, Ows! | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
-He'll soon see -who's the mi-mi-mixmaster. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
-Listen, Ows, -let him come over in his own time. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:08 | |
-He obviously has -other things on his mind. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
-Yes, you're right. That'd be best. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
-Sorry, Geth, I can't pass up -an opportunity as good as this. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
-I can't tell you -how much of a pleasure it is... | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
-..to have someone -as famous as you... | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
-..coming here -especially to listen to me. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
-We've so much in common. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
-We've so much in common. - -I need the toilet. Please! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
-Me too. It's nerves, I think. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
-Please! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:47 | |
-Please! - -A couple of records first. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
-Can I take off this sack? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
-Take off that sack and he'll -recognize us. We'll be in trouble. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
-No, it's good for the acoustics. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
-It helps you concentrate. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
-I'm surprised you didn't -bring your own Dr Dre sack. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
-Right, the next track -is only 10-minutes long. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:14 | |
-I might just play it twice. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
-Four. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
-Four. - -Four? Come on. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
-Five. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
-Come on! Oh, stay down there, lad. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
-Call yourself a soldier? You're not -fit enough to play Call of Duty. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
-Come on, Ray, -there's nothing here for us. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
-Back to the jungle? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
-Yes, I want to put up a bivouac -and check the traps. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
-Mam and Fifi the poodle -will worry if I'm not home soon. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
-This isn't good enough. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
-The place is empty. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
-If you don't want to be -on yard duty for a month... | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
-..do something -to liven the place up. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
-Alright. No problem at all. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
-Have you seen Bobi Roc from the BBC? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
-No. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
-Bobi? Oh, Bobi? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
-What are those? | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
-That camouflage guy -left his shopping here. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
-There are no labels on the tins, -just odd writing. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
-A nice surprise in every tin. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
-You might think you're having beans -and then, surprise... | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
-..you have beans and sausages -or something instead. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
-It will be a surprise... | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
-..if you call having to pick up -your head from next door a surprise. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
-What? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
-What? - -Have you looked at the writing? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
-"Nulbelkeret hand granat." | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
-Deiniol, you've a bag -full of hand grenades. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
-You know, -those things that blow people up. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
-Beans do that to Dad too. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
-That idiot in the camouflage -has brought bombs to school. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
-What are we going to do? | 0:18:32 | 0:18:33 | |
-What are we going to do? - -No, Deiniol... | 0:18:33 | 0:18:34 | |
-..what are you going to do? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
-Is he OK? -He hasn't moved for five minutes. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
-He's enjoying the show - -His Master's Voice. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
-I don't think he's breathing. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
-I don't think he's breathing. - -Of course he is. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
-Isn't he? | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
-You've gone too far -with this revenge lark. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
-It's all his fault. -I don't want to be a DJ. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
-No need to panic -but I've left a bag here... | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
-..full of personal items. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
-Blowing-people-up items? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
-Geth! Geth! Do something. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
-Help! Help! -I've been locked in the studio! | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
-With two terrorists! -Please, someone help me! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
-Terrorists? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
-Geth, what are you doing? | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
-Shut it, Bobi! | 0:20:00 | 0:20:01 | |
-Sorry, but I'm going to have to! | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
-Sorry, but I'm going to have to! - -Don't come near me with that! | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
-No! No! Please! | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
-What's happening? That's the voice -of Bobi Roc from the BBC. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:13 | |
-Hostage situation. Classic case. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
-What should we do? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:17 | |
-What should we do? - -Fly in low with the choppers... | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
-..bail out at 200 feet, -Bravo-Two-Zero. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
-Pop-pop, double tap. -DOA and Elvis has left the building. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:28 | |
-Is he sane? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:30 | |
-Everyone responds to stress -in different ways. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
-Someone has to go in there. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
-I have to go, Mam's made lobscouse. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
-Stop, you baby! | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
-Out of my way! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
-Here he is. Here he is. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
-I'll have to take him outside -for some fresh air. Kiss of life. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:04 | |
-Help! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
-Help! - -That's what I call speed dating! | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
-Bobi Roc from the BBC, are you OK? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
-You've been rescued. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
-You're too late. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
-You're just too late. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
-Excuse me? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
-I still have a problem. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
-No!! | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
-Wise up. It's only dog food. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
-Ray Mears reckons you could live -for a fortnight on the protein. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:05 | |
-What about the German writing? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:06 | |
-What about the German writing? - -I wrote it. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
-Mam doesn't understand German. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
-If she knew I was helping myself -to Fifi's food... | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
-..I'd live in a tent -for the rest of my life. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
-But if it's a choice -between Fifi and me... | 0:22:20 | 0:22:25 | |
-..then Fifi goes without -her meaty chunks. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
-So, Gethin, you say that -the whole thing was an exhibition? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:42 | |
-Yes, Miss. It was Owain's idea. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
-He would've told you himself but he -was too busy gargling soapy water. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:51 | |
-That woman was wearing aftershave. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
-He thought it'd be a good idea to -give the gang a practical exercise. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:59 | |
-The aim was to show the importance -of working together in society. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:04 | |
-So he pretended to kidnap Bobi Roc. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
-From the BBC? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
-Yes, and it gave everyone -a chance to work together. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
-Like being back in the 'Stan. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
-It was very amusing. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:24 | |
-It was very amusing. - -No, it wasn't. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
-Where's Bobi Roc from the BBC? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
-He had to leave. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
-Yes, he went a lot sooner -than he expected. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:37 | |
-Indeed. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
-Surprisingly, today has turned out -to be a success, Mr Roberts. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:47 | |
-Well done. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
-Well done, everyone. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
-I think you should all celebrate -with a sandwich. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:02 | |
-Sorry if there's too much pickle. -Take two, Emlyn. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
-That's what the SAS'd do. Enjoy. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
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