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-That's it for now. Owsa, Owsa, Owsa, -you can call me a poser! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
-See you later. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
-I'll see you and you'll see me. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
-Owsaowsa.com -the website that's the bomb! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
-See you at Owsaowsa.com | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
-Owsaowsa.com? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
-Yes, the worldwide web -can showcase all this talent. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
-There's fewer crisps -than there used to be. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
-Obviously. You've eaten them. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
-There used to be more in them. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-Now you have to buy a family pack -to get the same amount. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
-There's less in those too. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
-There's less in those too. - -Families were larger back then... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
-..because of -the Black Death or something. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
-People had more children years ago. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
-It was like, one for me, -one for the Black Death. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
-That's stupid. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
-But it's not surprising. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
-Want to buy some jelly babies? -I've got a secret stash. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
-Do you two do anything other -than stand around talking? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
-Yes, Mr Roberts. -We sometimes sit around and talk. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
-I've lost the instruction manual. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
-Once you've worked out how to use -a brush, I want you and Deiniol... | 0:01:44 | 0:01:49 | |
-..to sweep this germ factory -formerly known as a shop. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:54 | |
-It might've closed -but it's still lethal. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
-We cleaned in here yesterday, sir. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
-Licking up crumbs doesn't count. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
-Is anyone home? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
-I'm here to tell you -to clean this place up. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
-Darth Vade... | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
-Miss Dearth wants to create a good -impression for the inspectors. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:32 | |
-Is there another inspection? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
-I'm afraid so. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
-Don't forget -they almost closed the school... | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
-..after the last inspection. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
-Deiniol wasn't to know... | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-..there was a sell-by-date -on the shop's jelly babies. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
-You have to ask yourself... | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
-..is a jelly baby -still a jelly baby if it's old? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:56 | |
-38 children, two inspectors... | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
-..and one teacher were housebound... | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
-..with stomach complaints. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
-I heard it was chronic diarrhoea. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
-Chronic. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
-I don't want Deiniol selling any -kind of sweets to anybody again. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:19 | |
-Do you understand? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
-We need this place tidied up if -we're going to impress inspectors. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
-Don't worry because the future -is sitting in that chair. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:31 | |
-Just imagine you're here... | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
-..and all the world -can see and hear you. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
-Why? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
-Not why but how? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
-Via the internet, Mr Roberts. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
-You play a track here and they can -see and hear you in Japan. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:59 | |
-Do they want to see and hear -John and Alan in Japan? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:08 | |
-Do they want to see and hear -John ac Alun anywhere? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
-This is all nonsense. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
-No internet show, OK? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
-If those muppets with clipboards -want to inspect something... | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
-..they should inspect the -big hole between Darth Vader's ears. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:30 | |
-Stick that in your interthingy... | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
-..and Giggle it. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
-Welcome to the Stone Age. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
-That dinosaur can try and stop me -but remember what happened to them. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:47 | |
-I don't see the point -of making a fuss. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
-Once Mr Roberts -makes up his mind, that's it. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
-Mr Roberts doesn't know anything -about the internet. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
-He thinks his loo at home -is his IP address. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
-But you have to help me. -You know this is the way forward. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
-We have to do this. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
-The internet is the most -successful way of attracting girls. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:18 | |
-The internet? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
-Those weird kids who go to Computer -Club are inundated with offers. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
-I bet I can hook you up -with a certain someone... | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
-..with help from the internet. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
-Me and...? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
-Tesni? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
-Hiya, Tes. Are you alright? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
-What now? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
-You like lads on TV, don't you? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
-You like lads on TV, don't you? - -My Mark's going to be on telly. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
-On Britain's Got Talent. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
-On Britain's Got Talent. - -Really? What's his talent? | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
-He can crack walnuts with his eyes -and fit a bike into a shoebox. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:58 | |
-Wow! Would you like to be on telly? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
-No, hang on, the internet, Tes. -You'd like to, wouldn't you? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:07 | |
-What would I have to do? | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
-Talk about make-up, -fashion and things like that. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
-That's how many celebs start out. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
-That's how many celebs start out. - -Really? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
-Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian... | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
-..Dai Jones Llanilar. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
-Come on, Tesni. Tes. Miss T. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
-Let Wales' hippest -fashion reporter interview you. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
-Alright, -but just for 10 minutes, OK? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
-Wales' hippest fashion reporter? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
-If Mark finds out you're trying -your luck with his girlfriend... | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
-..you'll be -in the shoebox with the bike. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
-What will you ask her? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
-Not me, you. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
-Right, marshmallows... | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
-..bubble-gum... | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
-..and jelly babies. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
-The shop closed -because of health and safety. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
-Now I'm keeping the stock -somewhere I know where it's been. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:18 | |
-Under my armpits. -Do you want anything? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
-Hello? Hello? | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
-I'm trying to come in. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-Oh, no, that plant's alive. Argh! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
-What are you doing with this, Bets? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
-I found it. I thought -it'd make the place look pretty. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
-Are you going to help, Deiniol? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
-No. I never touch salad -unless it comes in a burger. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
-Why don't -Owain and Gethin help tidy up? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
-They're recording an advert -or something. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
-There are too many of those on TV. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
-Ads are essential -between programmes. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
-You can't have -two minutes of nothing. Duh! | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
-What am I meant to ask? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
-My mouth's as dry as a rug sandwich. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
-Talk about fashion and make-up. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
-Try and make it international. -Go on! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
-Sorry. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
-And action! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
-Tesni... | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
-..you like make-up, don't you? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
-Yes. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
-You have... | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
-..eyes... | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
-..and a mouth. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
-Where do you apply it? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
-In the bathroom. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
-It's neater -than the last time I was here. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
-With the tuck shop closed... | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
-..I trust there won't be -more episodes of food poisoning? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
-Everything's in order, Miss Dearth. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
-More disinfectant -has been used in that shop... | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
-..than in the toilets -of a disinfectant-making factory. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:28 | |
-What's that smell? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
-Not again, Deiniol, please! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
-I'm very sensitive -to nature, Mr Roberts. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
-This plant is... what's the word? | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
-Smelly? I'll get rid of it at once. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
-No. It adds to the atmosphere. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
-The inspectors -will like that sort of thing. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
-Why is the red light on? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
-Owain's recording an interview -with Tesni to be broadcast online. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
-He thinks that people all over -the world listen to school radio. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
-Do they really? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-I'm sure the inspectors would love -to hear about this, Mr Roberts. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
-It'd take their minds -off the jelly babies. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
-I'll bring them down later. -You can do your presentation then. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
-Do you think -they have time to come here? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
-They want to see the laboratories -and check mops. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
-We'll be down later, Mr Roberts. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
-I look forward to your presentation. -Make sure you are. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
-Then, you -press your lips together and... | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
-Is that alright? -I've had enough now. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
-That was good, Tes. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
-We'll cut the bit where Geth thought -Jimmy Choo was a train driver. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
-Other than that, it'll be great. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
-Thank you. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
-Alright, Mr Roberts? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
-I've been thinking. -Do you know that wireless thing? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
-The WWW? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
-Try it once. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
-Once? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
-Yes, once this afternoon -and that's it. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
-Why only the once? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
-Once is enough to... | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
-Miss Dearth only has to see it once. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
-She's never shown an interest -in internet broadcasting before. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:52 | |
-She didn't think of showing it to -the inspectors before, that's why. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:58 | |
-What are Ant and Dec up to now? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
-She means you. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
-She means you. - -And you. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
-Filming -these wonderful adverts, I bet. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
-Owain says -we need adverts to make money. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
-You also want do develop the concept -on a multimedia platform? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:35 | |
-Yes, exactly. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
-And make money. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
-And make money. - -We're dipping a toe in the water. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
-An advert for Deiniol's sweets. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
-PG or X rating? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
-Besides, the shop's closed. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
-Officially, yes... | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
-..but if there was a shop... | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
-..and it was open... | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
-..we'd need someone -to front an advert for it. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
-Who will you get -to front the advert? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
-For the shop that's closed down -but still open on the sly? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:11 | |
-We haven't decided yet. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
-It's a close contest between two -people who know the business well. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:18 | |
-Good luck. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
-Right then, you two... | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
-..who wants to go first? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
-Me! | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
-I thought I'd talk about everything -I've ever eaten from the tuck shop. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:40 | |
-It's a half-minute advert, Deins, -not a series. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
-What will you do, Betsan? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
-No, Owain, you mean -what will Yummy and Scrummy do? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
-This is Yummy. -Say hello to Yummy, Geth. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
-Hello, Yummy. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
-Hello, Yummy. -Say hello to Scrummy, Geth. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
-Yes, say hello to Scrummy, Geth. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
-Yes, right, Betsan, -I think we've got the gist. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
-What are you planning to do? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
-I thought we could sing a song. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
-We? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
-Yes, me, Yummy and Scrummy. A trio. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
-A trio by yourself? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
-Well, Yummy and Scrummy... Oh! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
-You'd prefer someone -talking to her jumper... | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
-..than a tuck-shop expert? -OK, be like that. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
-I want you to understand -that I know some awful things. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
-The reason everyone fell ill -last year was down to damp crisps... | 0:14:38 | 0:14:43 | |
-..and mildew chocolate that tastes -like those drops you give to dogs. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:48 | |
-I also know that someone -licked every fourth jelly baby. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
-Think about it. Do you want to play -Russian Roulette with your sweets? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:57 | |
-Do you want to be the one -with the furry jelly baby? | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
-Do you? Do you? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:02 | |
-What's that stuff? It stinks! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
-Are you alright, Ows? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
-My throat feels odd. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
-It's caught up with the rest of you! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
-You must be allergic to the pollen. -Your face looks strange. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:21 | |
-My throat's swelling. -I can feel it swelling. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
-What's wrong with me? Help me! | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
-What's wrong with me? Help me! - -It'll be on the net tonight! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
-Come this way. -I'm very sorry about this. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
-The minute you mentioned someone -stole your Year 9 Biology project... | 0:15:39 | 0:15:44 | |
-..I remembered -that I'd seen the plant in here. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
-You're welcome to take it. Deiniol! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
-What are you doing? -You're not meant to eat it! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
-If it's good enough for bees -and all that. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
-These pupils said -that some people... | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
-..had an adverse reaction -to the pollen. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
-Are you feeling alright? | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
-Yes. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
-Thanks goodness for that. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
-The last thing we want -are ill people around the place... | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
-..when the inspectors get here. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:16 | |
-..when the inspectors get here. - -Exactly. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
-You don't want anyone squealing -with bulging eyes like a toad... | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
-..and a very red face. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
-Exactly. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
-Owain! | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
-What will the inspectors -think of you presenting a show... | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
-..with a face as red as that? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
-They'll be more worried -when they hear his voice. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
-What's wrong with his voice? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
-The biggest thing wrong with his -voice is that he doesn't have one. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:55 | |
-Very messy. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
-What about the inspectors? | 0:16:57 | 0:16:58 | |
-What about the inspectors? - -They won't have it. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
-They haven't been here all morning. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
-We don't have any other choice, Ows. -Jen says it'll all work out. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:18 | |
-There's no point panicking. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
-He can panic as much as he likes - -no-one will hear him. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
-We've tidied up the mugs. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
-Drink some of this water. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
-How do you feel now? | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
-At least you're no worse. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
-I've been thinking. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
-I've been thinking. - -I thought I heard crunching! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
-If Ows can't speak, -we should teach him sign language. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
-Why didn't we think of that? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
-Everyone'll will see him -signing on the radio, won't they? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:50 | |
-A man could stand in the corner, -like the ones on telly... | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
-..but different. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
-No, Betsan. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
-No, Betsan. - -I didn't think it'd work. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
-We tried to teach sign language -to Mam's budgie Joey. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
-Did it work? | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
-Did it work? - -No, he fell off his perch... | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
-..every time he lifted his foot -to say something. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
-Darth Vader and the inspectors -will be here soon. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
-Stay there -and don't say a word, alright? | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
-The inspectors are on their way. -What's that? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
-What's that? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
-Don't disturb him. -Owain's busy getting ready. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
-With a blanket? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
-With a blanket? - -It might look like a blanket... | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
-..but it's something -that goes on your bed. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
-MOBILE RINGS | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
-Hello? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
-Hello, Miss Dearth. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
-You're on your way? I see. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
-Everyone's ready here. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
-Everyone's looking forward. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
-Betsan... | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
-..if a single thing goes wrong... | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
-Don't worry, Mr Roberts, -not a single thing will go wrong. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
-Lots of things might go wrong. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
-If your plan's going to work, -it'd better work in five seconds. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:34 | |
-Make that three... | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
-..two, one. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
-And this is the new media centre. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
-Some of you have been here before. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
-You'll be glad to see -that the tuck shop is closed... | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
-..after last year's misgivings. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
-Mr Roberts will happily tell us -exactly what's going on here. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:58 | |
-Mr Roberts? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:00 | |
-Miss Dearth, friends. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
-What we have here is, um... | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
-..a monitor. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
-A monitor which... | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
-Shows what's being broadcast live -on the internet from the studio. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:27 | |
-Hopefully. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
-I see. How, Mr Roberts? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
-Jen? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:39 | |
-By using in-stream metadata in XML. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
-That's the YP2 protocol. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
-And static stations' -statistical reports. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
-We can see into the studio -while he's broadcasting... | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
-..and we can show adverts and so on -to raise money. | 0:20:56 | 0:21:01 | |
-Raise money. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
-For good causes. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
-When do we get to see -what you just mentioned? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
-Geth? | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
-Owain, we're ready. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
-Hello, and how are you today? We're -broadcasting from Bangor to Bombay. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:32 | |
-From Anglesey to Australia. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
-From Colwyn Bay to wherever! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
-Time for the first track. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
-This is no time to play charades, -but go on. Three words. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
-First word. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
-You want me to play the advert? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
-Please. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
-Hello. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
-Yummy, Scrummy and I -have come here today... | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
-..to explain why having a tuck shop -would be good, if it was open. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
-Hello, Yummy. -Hello, Betsan. Hello, Scrummy. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
-Hello, Betsan. Do you want a cake? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
-Yes, please. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:22 | |
-I can't hear very well. -Where's the volume on this? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
-The reason -everyone fell ill last year... | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
-..was down to damp crisps, -mildew chocolate... | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
-..that tasted like -those drops you give to dogs. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:53 | |
-I also know that someone... | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
-..licked every fourth jelly baby. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
-Think about it. Do you want to play -Russian Roulette with your sweets? | 0:22:59 | 0:23:05 | |
-Do you want to be the person -with the furry jelly baby? | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
-Do you? Do you? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
-What did I say? Please. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
-They've gone and broke -the internetwork now, Miss Dearth. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
-They've had my full support -but you can't trust them. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
-This is all nonsense. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
-No internet show, understand? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
-If those muppets -want to inspect something... | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
-..they should inspect that big hole -between Darth Vader's ears. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
-Stick that in your interthingy -and Giggle it. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
-I can explain everything. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
-It's not what you think it is. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
-Owain's to blame for all of this. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
-Does anyone want a jelly baby? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
-I haven't licked them. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
-The red ones lost their heads -in a terrible accident. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:12 | |
-A word, Mr Roberts. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
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