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-That's it for now. Owsa, Owsa, Owsa,

-you can call me a poser!

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-See you later.

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-I'll see you and you'll see me.

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-Owsaowsa.com

-the website that's the bomb!

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-See you at Owsaowsa.com

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-Owsaowsa.com?

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-Yes, the worldwide web

-can showcase all this talent.

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-There's fewer crisps

-than there used to be.

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-Obviously. You've eaten them.

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-There used to be more in them.

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-Now you have to buy a family pack

-to get the same amount.

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-There's less in those too.

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-There's less in those too.

-

-Families were larger back then...

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-..because of

-the Black Death or something.

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-People had more children years ago.

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-It was like, one for me,

-one for the Black Death.

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-That's stupid.

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-But it's not surprising.

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-Want to buy some jelly babies?

-I've got a secret stash.

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-Do you two do anything other

-than stand around talking?

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-Yes, Mr Roberts.

-We sometimes sit around and talk.

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-I've lost the instruction manual.

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-Once you've worked out how to use

-a brush, I want you and Deiniol...

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-..to sweep this germ factory

-formerly known as a shop.

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-It might've closed

-but it's still lethal.

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-We cleaned in here yesterday, sir.

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-Licking up crumbs doesn't count.

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-Is anyone home?

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-I'm here to tell you

-to clean this place up.

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-Darth Vade...

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-Miss Dearth wants to create a good

-impression for the inspectors.

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-Is there another inspection?

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-I'm afraid so.

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-Don't forget

-they almost closed the school...

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-..after the last inspection.

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-Deiniol wasn't to know...

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-..there was a sell-by-date

-on the shop's jelly babies.

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-You have to ask yourself...

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-..is a jelly baby

-still a jelly baby if it's old?

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-38 children, two inspectors...

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-..and one teacher were housebound...

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-..with stomach complaints.

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-I heard it was chronic diarrhoea.

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-Chronic.

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-I don't want Deiniol selling any

-kind of sweets to anybody again.

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-Do you understand?

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-We need this place tidied up if

-we're going to impress inspectors.

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-Don't worry because the future

-is sitting in that chair.

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-Just imagine you're here...

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-..and all the world

-can see and hear you.

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-Why?

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-Not why but how?

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-Via the internet, Mr Roberts.

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-You play a track here and they can

-see and hear you in Japan.

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-Do they want to see and hear

-John and Alan in Japan?

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-Do they want to see and hear

-John ac Alun anywhere?

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-This is all nonsense.

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-No internet show, OK?

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-If those muppets with clipboards

-want to inspect something...

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-..they should inspect the

-big hole between Darth Vader's ears.

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-Stick that in your interthingy...

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-..and Giggle it.

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-Welcome to the Stone Age.

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-That dinosaur can try and stop me

-but remember what happened to them.

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-I don't see the point

-of making a fuss.

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-Once Mr Roberts

-makes up his mind, that's it.

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-Mr Roberts doesn't know anything

-about the internet.

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-He thinks his loo at home

-is his IP address.

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-But you have to help me.

-You know this is the way forward.

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-We have to do this.

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-The internet is the most

-successful way of attracting girls.

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-The internet?

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-Those weird kids who go to Computer

-Club are inundated with offers.

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-I bet I can hook you up

-with a certain someone...

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-..with help from the internet.

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-Me and...?

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-Tesni?

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-Hiya, Tes. Are you alright?

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-What now?

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-You like lads on TV, don't you?

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-You like lads on TV, don't you?

-

-My Mark's going to be on telly.

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-On Britain's Got Talent.

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-On Britain's Got Talent.

-

-Really? What's his talent?

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-He can crack walnuts with his eyes

-and fit a bike into a shoebox.

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-Wow! Would you like to be on telly?

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-No, hang on, the internet, Tes.

-You'd like to, wouldn't you?

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-What would I have to do?

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-Talk about make-up,

-fashion and things like that.

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-That's how many celebs start out.

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-That's how many celebs start out.

-

-Really?

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-Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian...

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-..Dai Jones Llanilar.

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-Come on, Tesni. Tes. Miss T.

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-Let Wales' hippest

-fashion reporter interview you.

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-Alright,

-but just for 10 minutes, OK?

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-Wales' hippest fashion reporter?

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-If Mark finds out you're trying

-your luck with his girlfriend...

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-..you'll be

-in the shoebox with the bike.

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-What will you ask her?

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-Not me, you.

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-Right, marshmallows...

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-..bubble-gum...

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-..and jelly babies.

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-The shop closed

-because of health and safety.

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-Now I'm keeping the stock

-somewhere I know where it's been.

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-Under my armpits.

-Do you want anything?

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-Hello? Hello?

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-I'm trying to come in.

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-Oh, no, that plant's alive. Argh!

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-What are you doing with this, Bets?

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-I found it. I thought

-it'd make the place look pretty.

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-Are you going to help, Deiniol?

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-No. I never touch salad

-unless it comes in a burger.

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-Why don't

-Owain and Gethin help tidy up?

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-They're recording an advert

-or something.

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-There are too many of those on TV.

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-Ads are essential

-between programmes.

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-You can't have

-two minutes of nothing. Duh!

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-What am I meant to ask?

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-My mouth's as dry as a rug sandwich.

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-Talk about fashion and make-up.

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-Try and make it international.

-Go on!

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-Sorry.

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-And action!

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-Tesni...

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-..you like make-up, don't you?

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-Yes.

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-You have...

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-..eyes...

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-..and a mouth.

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-Where do you apply it?

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-In the bathroom.

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-It's neater

-than the last time I was here.

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-With the tuck shop closed...

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-..I trust there won't be

-more episodes of food poisoning?

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-Everything's in order, Miss Dearth.

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-More disinfectant

-has been used in that shop...

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-..than in the toilets

-of a disinfectant-making factory.

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-What's that smell?

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-Not again, Deiniol, please!

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-I'm very sensitive

-to nature, Mr Roberts.

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-This plant is... what's the word?

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-Smelly? I'll get rid of it at once.

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-No. It adds to the atmosphere.

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-The inspectors

-will like that sort of thing.

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-Why is the red light on?

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-Owain's recording an interview

-with Tesni to be broadcast online.

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-He thinks that people all over

-the world listen to school radio.

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-Do they really?

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-I'm sure the inspectors would love

-to hear about this, Mr Roberts.

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-It'd take their minds

-off the jelly babies.

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-I'll bring them down later.

-You can do your presentation then.

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-Do you think

-they have time to come here?

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-They want to see the laboratories

-and check mops.

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-We'll be down later, Mr Roberts.

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-I look forward to your presentation.

-Make sure you are.

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-Then, you

-press your lips together and...

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-Is that alright?

-I've had enough now.

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-That was good, Tes.

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-We'll cut the bit where Geth thought

-Jimmy Choo was a train driver.

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-Other than that, it'll be great.

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-Thank you.

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-Alright, Mr Roberts?

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-I've been thinking.

-Do you know that wireless thing?

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-The WWW?

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-Try it once.

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-Once?

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-Yes, once this afternoon

-and that's it.

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-Why only the once?

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-Once is enough to...

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-Miss Dearth only has to see it once.

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-She's never shown an interest

-in internet broadcasting before.

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-She didn't think of showing it to

-the inspectors before, that's why.

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-What are Ant and Dec up to now?

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-She means you.

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-She means you.

-

-And you.

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-Filming

-these wonderful adverts, I bet.

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-Owain says

-we need adverts to make money.

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-You also want do develop the concept

-on a multimedia platform?

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-Yes, exactly.

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-And make money.

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-And make money.

-

-We're dipping a toe in the water.

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-An advert for Deiniol's sweets.

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-PG or X rating?

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-Besides, the shop's closed.

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-Officially, yes...

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-..but if there was a shop...

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-..and it was open...

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-..we'd need someone

-to front an advert for it.

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-Who will you get

-to front the advert?

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-For the shop that's closed down

-but still open on the sly?

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-We haven't decided yet.

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-It's a close contest between two

-people who know the business well.

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-Good luck.

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-Right then, you two...

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-..who wants to go first?

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-Me!

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-I thought I'd talk about everything

-I've ever eaten from the tuck shop.

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-It's a half-minute advert, Deins,

-not a series.

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-What will you do, Betsan?

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-No, Owain, you mean

-what will Yummy and Scrummy do?

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-This is Yummy.

-Say hello to Yummy, Geth.

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-Hello, Yummy.

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-Hello, Yummy.

-Say hello to Scrummy, Geth.

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-Yes, say hello to Scrummy, Geth.

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-Yes, right, Betsan,

-I think we've got the gist.

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-What are you planning to do?

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-I thought we could sing a song.

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-We?

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-Yes, me, Yummy and Scrummy. A trio.

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-A trio by yourself?

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-Well, Yummy and Scrummy... Oh!

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-You'd prefer someone

-talking to her jumper...

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-..than a tuck-shop expert?

-OK, be like that.

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-I want you to understand

-that I know some awful things.

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-The reason everyone fell ill

-last year was down to damp crisps...

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-..and mildew chocolate that tastes

-like those drops you give to dogs.

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-I also know that someone

-licked every fourth jelly baby.

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-Think about it. Do you want to play

-Russian Roulette with your sweets?

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-Do you want to be the one

-with the furry jelly baby?

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-Do you? Do you?

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-What's that stuff? It stinks!

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-Are you alright, Ows?

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-My throat feels odd.

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-It's caught up with the rest of you!

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-You must be allergic to the pollen.

-Your face looks strange.

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-My throat's swelling.

-I can feel it swelling.

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-What's wrong with me? Help me!

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-What's wrong with me? Help me!

-

-It'll be on the net tonight!

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-Come this way.

-I'm very sorry about this.

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-The minute you mentioned someone

-stole your Year 9 Biology project...

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-..I remembered

-that I'd seen the plant in here.

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-You're welcome to take it. Deiniol!

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-What are you doing?

-You're not meant to eat it!

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-If it's good enough for bees

-and all that.

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-These pupils said

-that some people...

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-..had an adverse reaction

-to the pollen.

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-Are you feeling alright?

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-Yes.

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-Thanks goodness for that.

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-The last thing we want

-are ill people around the place...

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-..when the inspectors get here.

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-..when the inspectors get here.

-

-Exactly.

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-You don't want anyone squealing

-with bulging eyes like a toad...

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-..and a very red face.

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-Exactly.

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-Owain!

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-What will the inspectors

-think of you presenting a show...

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-..with a face as red as that?

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-They'll be more worried

-when they hear his voice.

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-What's wrong with his voice?

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-The biggest thing wrong with his

-voice is that he doesn't have one.

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-Very messy.

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-What about the inspectors?

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-What about the inspectors?

-

-They won't have it.

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-They haven't been here all morning.

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-We don't have any other choice, Ows.

-Jen says it'll all work out.

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-There's no point panicking.

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-He can panic as much as he likes -

-no-one will hear him.

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-We've tidied up the mugs.

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-Drink some of this water.

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-How do you feel now?

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-At least you're no worse.

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-I've been thinking.

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-I've been thinking.

-

-I thought I heard crunching!

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-If Ows can't speak,

-we should teach him sign language.

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-Why didn't we think of that?

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-Everyone'll will see him

-signing on the radio, won't they?

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-A man could stand in the corner,

-like the ones on telly...

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-..but different.

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-No, Betsan.

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-No, Betsan.

-

-I didn't think it'd work.

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-We tried to teach sign language

-to Mam's budgie Joey.

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-Did it work?

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-Did it work?

-

-No, he fell off his perch...

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-..every time he lifted his foot

-to say something.

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-Darth Vader and the inspectors

-will be here soon.

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-Stay there

-and don't say a word, alright?

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-The inspectors are on their way.

-What's that?

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-What's that?

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-Don't disturb him.

-Owain's busy getting ready.

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-With a blanket?

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-With a blanket?

-

-It might look like a blanket...

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-..but it's something

-that goes on your bed.

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-MOBILE RINGS

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-Hello?

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-Hello, Miss Dearth.

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-You're on your way? I see.

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-Everyone's ready here.

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-Everyone's looking forward.

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-Betsan...

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-..if a single thing goes wrong...

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-Don't worry, Mr Roberts,

-not a single thing will go wrong.

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-Lots of things might go wrong.

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-If your plan's going to work,

-it'd better work in five seconds.

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-Make that three...

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-..two, one.

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-And this is the new media centre.

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-Some of you have been here before.

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-You'll be glad to see

-that the tuck shop is closed...

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-..after last year's misgivings.

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-Mr Roberts will happily tell us

-exactly what's going on here.

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-Mr Roberts?

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-Miss Dearth, friends.

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-What we have here is, um...

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-..a monitor.

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-A monitor which...

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-Shows what's being broadcast live

-on the internet from the studio.

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-Hopefully.

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-I see. How, Mr Roberts?

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-Jen?

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-By using in-stream metadata in XML.

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-That's the YP2 protocol.

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-And static stations'

-statistical reports.

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-We can see into the studio

-while he's broadcasting...

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-..and we can show adverts and so on

-to raise money.

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-Raise money.

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-For good causes.

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-When do we get to see

-what you just mentioned?

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-Geth?

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-Owain, we're ready.

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-Hello, and how are you today? We're

-broadcasting from Bangor to Bombay.

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-From Anglesey to Australia.

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-From Colwyn Bay to wherever!

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-Time for the first track.

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-This is no time to play charades,

-but go on. Three words.

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-First word.

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-You want me to play the advert?

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-Please.

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-Hello.

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-Yummy, Scrummy and I

-have come here today...

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-..to explain why having a tuck shop

-would be good, if it was open.

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-Hello, Yummy.

-Hello, Betsan. Hello, Scrummy.

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-Hello, Betsan. Do you want a cake?

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-Yes, please.

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-I can't hear very well.

-Where's the volume on this?

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-The reason

-everyone fell ill last year...

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-..was down to damp crisps,

-mildew chocolate...

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-..that tasted like

-those drops you give to dogs.

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-I also know that someone...

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-..licked every fourth jelly baby.

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-Think about it. Do you want to play

-Russian Roulette with your sweets?

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-Do you want to be the person

-with the furry jelly baby?

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-Do you? Do you?

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-What did I say? Please.

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-They've gone and broke

-the internetwork now, Miss Dearth.

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-They've had my full support

-but you can't trust them.

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-This is all nonsense.

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-No internet show, understand?

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-If those muppets

-want to inspect something...

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-..they should inspect that big hole

-between Darth Vader's ears.

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-Stick that in your interthingy

-and Giggle it.

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-I can explain everything.

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-It's not what you think it is.

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-Owain's to blame for all of this.

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-Does anyone want a jelly baby?

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-I haven't licked them.

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-The red ones lost their heads

-in a terrible accident.

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-A word, Mr Roberts.

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