Episode 10 Gigglebiz


Episode 10

Sketch show. Captain Adorable is on the case when two robbers attempt a daring heist, while Farmer Dung and Reggie show off their new scarecrow.


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ALL: It's Gigglebiz!

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz:

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Major Boogie,

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Farmer Dung,

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The Lost Pirate,

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Opera Oliver,

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and here is Captain Adorable!

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Quick! We've got to load the van with stolen valuables

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-before the police get here!

-Hold it right there!

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Aha! What do you think you two are up to?

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As removal men, you should know

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if you're lifting heavy things you should get some help.

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Captain Adorable will help you. Allow me to use my super strength.

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HE STRAINS WITH EFFORT

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A little help?

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That's it. Yep, in the van.

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Ha!

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There!

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Now you can go on your way.

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Not so fast!

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Look, you've left the van's doors open.

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That will be dangerous.

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Allow me to help you again.

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There, off you go, gentlemen!

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Have you seen a white van and two men

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-dressed in stripy tops, wearing black hats?

-As a matter of fact

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-I have.

-Thank goodness. Which way did they go?

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-Why they went that way.

-Thank you, Captain Adorable.

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Please, don't thank me.

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It's what I do.

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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What's a crocodile's favourite card game?

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I don't know. What is a crocodile's favourite card game?

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-Snap.

-Ah!

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THEY LAUGH

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I've arrested the robbers and I have retrieved the gold.

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Everything is OK.

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Aha! Seems like someone's in trouble.

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You two again?

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Ha, it must be your lucky day!

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Don't worry, I'll help untie you.

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This is a tricky knot. Now, what was it?

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Left over right? Right over left? Oh, sorry.

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There!

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Now you can be on your way!

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What happened?

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Where are they?

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Well they were in a rush. I let them go.

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Nice lads.

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Missing something, gentlemen?

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Thank you, Captain Adorable. I'll take it from here.

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No problem, sir. Please, don't thank me.

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It's what I do!

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I shall look after your valuables.

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That's nice!

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AUDIENCE CLAPS, ORCHESTRA WARMS UP

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# I'm Opera Oliver! #

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# There are no fine diners

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# Ina my place today

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# If I play some music

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# Maybe they will come my-a way! #

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PLAYS XYLOPHONE

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# I heard a lovely sound

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# And this restaurant I have found

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# Now I'm in the mood for your delicious food

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# I'm glad I came around

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-# Come and take seat

-You are very sweet

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-# Take a seat

-Very sweet

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# Take a seat, just take a seat!

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-# Thank you very much

-That's OK

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-# Very much

-That's OK

-Very much

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# I said that's OK!

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# Can I offer you a menu

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# Sorry, I didn't quite hear you

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-# Menu!

-Hear you

-Menu!

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# Here you are

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# Oh, dear is that the time?

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# It's getting very late You haven't put a morsel on my plate

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# Service is slow, I think I'd better go-oo-oo

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# I think I'd better go!

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-# Please, don't go

-You're too slow

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-# Don't go

-Too slow!

-Don't go

-Too slow!

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-# Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow

-Don't go, don't go, don't go-oo! #

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Keith Fit here with another spot of goal-keeping.

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Now, when someone's going to take a penalty against you

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it's vital that you're standing the right position, OK?

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Bend your knees like so...

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..and get ready for the ball...

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-WHISTLE BLOWS

-Hang on a minute!

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I'm not ready. No!

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And that's how you goal-keep.

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Champion! Oh!

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Doctor Doctor will see you now!

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Next!

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Now, how can I help you?

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

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Pull yourself together!

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Ha-ha! Next!

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-MUM:

-Come on, you two. Your tea's ready!

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TINKLING Up on a toy shelf

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in a bedroom just like yours and mine,

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a tired old tin soldier marches to his tinny tune.

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His name - Major Boogie.

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But when no one's around...

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MARCHING MELODY PLAYS

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Time for Major Boogie, sir!

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JIVE-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

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-MUSIC ENDS, CHILDREN GIGGLE

-Back to the Boogie box, quick march!

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Aarr! This could be the place, Captain Squawk.

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If we're lucky we'll find new shipmates for our next voyage.

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Ahem.

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-Hello. Do you have an appointment to see the dentist?

-Um, no.

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(Um, tread carefully. This could be a trap.)

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Um, no, missy. We're looking for crew members

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for my voyage to find me treasure.

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Well you'll need to make sure you're teeth are OK. He'll be with you soon.

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-MAN:

-Ah.

-Shh!

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-Listen.

-DISTANT DRILLING

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Oh! Sounds like pirates to me!

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-MAN:

-Ah!

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Aha!

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Sounds like the place. I can hear a pirate on the other side

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-of this door.

-Aha!

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-Aarr! Did you hear that?

-Ah-ha!

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That's a pirate, all right! Come on!

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-MAN:

-Aha!

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Oh, no! Look, it's a trap!

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Quick, retreat, Captain Squawk! Run!

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And rinse.

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Now for more of your giggles!

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-Hey, Justin.

-Hi!

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Where did the...? Which party did the spaghetti go?

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Oh, I don't know. Which party did the spaghetti go to?

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-The "meet-ball".

-The meet ball!

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-HE LAUGHS

-That's great!

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-Hello, Farmer Dung.

-Oh, hello there.

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All right?

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Is this a field where you grow your crops?

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That's right. Carrots over there.

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Leeks up the top field.

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Taters in the corner there. Over there is my favourite - turnips!

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-And do you have a scarecrow?

-Yeah!

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-Reggie!

-You called your scarecrow Reggie?

-That's right.

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Go and have a look.

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Hello, there. See?

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Reggie's my scarecrow!

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Aren't you, Reg?

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Show them your scary face.

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Oh!

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That's not scary!

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Boo!

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Oh! I scared him!

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-He's supposed to be the scarecrow!

-THEY LAUGH

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Oh, Reg! Oh, dear!

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Let me have some straw.

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I'm a scarecrow, too!

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Here we go. See?

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Oh, there's a bird.

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It's going away! It's worked!

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Oh, Reg!

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Thank you, Farmer Dung.

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Keith Fit here.

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And today we're going to play a spot of cricket.

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I've been playing cricket for 20 years

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so I know what I'm talking about.

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First, let's look at the ball.

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The ball is hard.

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So it's important you wear the right kit

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so you won't get hurt. I'll show you what to do.

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All right! Look at that - all protected and ready to play cricket.

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OK. Now first we do a warm-up.

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Some practise bat swings.

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I'll show you how to do it. OK...

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CLEARS HIS THROAT

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You hold your bat like this...

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..and you get ready to swing it. Here we go...

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Away!

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And that's how you play cricket.

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Champion!

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Doctor Doctor will see you now!

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Next!

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-Now, what seems to be the problem?

-Doctor Doctor, I feel like a spoon.

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Well, sit still and don't stir!

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Hey! Next!

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-SLURPS

-Hm! Delicious tea!

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Oh! Hello, I'm Rapids Johnson here.

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Still in search of the big brown Bulgarian bear.

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Now I've just taken a bit of time out,

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sitting in this charming cafe, sipping some tea

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and having some delicious sticky buns. Hooray for sticky buns! Ha!

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Now what do we know about this bear?

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Well, we know that they're far more scared if us

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than we are of them.

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So I can have my tea and buns and not keep them peeled. Ha-ha!

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Wait a second...

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What's that?

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It's the big brown Bulgarian bear. I don't believe it!

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Just happened to have brought my net here, too.

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Right, I need to stalk it quietly.

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Stalky, stalky, stalky.

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And...

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-I've got it!

-Oh!

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Hooray for Rapids!

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Wait, a second. What's this?

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Oh, no!

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False alarm, everyone.

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I don't believe it!

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It's just a lady in a furry coat.

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Hello!

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I can recommend the sticky buns. Great!

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But don't you worry.

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I'll catch that bear or my name's not Rapids...

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-Johnson.

-Thank you.

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Keep 'em peeled!

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Ho! Yummy!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Sketch show. Captain Adorable is on the case when two robbers attempt a daring heist, while Farmer Dung and Reggie show off their new scarecrow. Fitness fanatic Keith Fit explains the rules of cricket as only he can, and the Lost Pirate stumbles upon another pirate at the dentist's. Including the Gigglekids, children from all round the country who tell Justin their favourite jokes.


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