Episode 11 Gigglebiz


Episode 11

Sketch show. King Flannel has an early night but still manages to get the better of the Butler, whilst Gail Force presents another incident-packed weather forecast.


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It's Gigglebiz!

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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On today's Gigglebiz -

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Anne Teak.

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Simon Pieman.

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Dina Lady.

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The Berito Brothers.

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And he is King Flannel!

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MEDIEVAL MUSIC

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HE MUTTERS

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HE MUTTERS

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Ey, where's my teddy?

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Give me that!

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Go on! Go on! Go on!

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HE LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

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BOING!

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BOING!

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Woo hoo! Yeah!

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Woo hoo!

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Wait. Ooh!

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HE SNORES LOUDLY

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Hmm.

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DOOR CREAKS

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HE SNORES LOUDLY

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Ooh!

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HE COUGHS LOUDLY

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HE MUMBLES

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Oh, yes. Water, yes.

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HE MUMBLES

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HE LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

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Woo hood! Ha ha ha!

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CLATTERING

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HE LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

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MEDIEVAL MUSIC

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Water. Yes. Yes.

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Go on! Oh!

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MEDIEVAL MUSIC

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PING!

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HE LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

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SLAPSTICK MUSIC Woo hoo!

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SLAPSTICK MUSIC Woo hoo!

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Wee-hee-hee! Ha ha!

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Top tips on staying young with Keith Fit.

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Away, bairns.

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Keith Fit here and today I'm going to show you how to trampoline.

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I've been trampolining for over 20 year,

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so, trust me, I know how to bounce.

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Ok, let's get down to business, shall we?

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BOING!

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You've got to first get on the trampoline.

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A bit tricky, but, hang on a minute. Watch and learn!

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CLATTERING

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OK, just the job. Up we get.

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Reet, OK.

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I'm gonna start with a few small bounces

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and then I'm gonna spin round and round

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just to get a bit of a warm up.

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One more spin. Now, what you've got to do next is...

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And that's how you trampoline!

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Champion!

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CHEERY MUSIC

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Doctor Doctor will see you now. Next!

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Now, how can I help you?

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like biscuits.

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-You mean those square ones?

-Yes.

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-The ones you put butter on?

-Yes.

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Oh, yes. You're crackers!

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Next!

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WHISTLE

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MUSIC

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STOMACH GRUMBLES

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TELEPHONE RINGS

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Simon Pieman at your service!

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Need a pie?

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Got to fly!

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TENSE MUSIC

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Right, here we go.

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey-hey!

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We-hey! Coming through!

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Watch out! We-hey!

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Whoa! Coming through!

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Coming through! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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Whoa! Excuse me! Whoa! Woop! Whoa!

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Ah, phew!

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HE LAUGHS

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Da-da. One perfect p...

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BOING!

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Pie!

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So, anyway, Nigella says to me,

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"Oh, hello, Dina, have I seen you on the television?"

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Well, I didn't have a clue who she was.

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Oh, hello, my little glace cherries.

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Welcome to Dinner Time with me Dina Lady.

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This is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

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Say hello, Tommy.

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Hello, Tommy.

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Tommy and I have been making a lovely raspberry trifle, haven't we?

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What could be simpler?!

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Not making a raspberry trifle!

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Tommy, you're a one!

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Nice boy. Daft, though!

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I'll go and check if it's ready. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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A trifle is a type of pudding

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made with layers of fruits and sponge cake

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covered in creamy custard and topped with whipped cream. Yummy.

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Look at this, Tommy. One perfect raspberry trifle.

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Wow! That looks yummy scrummy for my tummy!

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Wait a moment. We've still got to add the raspberries.

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Here we go.

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SHE MAKES HOOVER NOISE

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You know what I'm going to say, don't you?

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Don't try this at home!

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There we go. One perfect raspberry trifle.

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Easy as pie.

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See you next time, my little chefs.

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There we are, Tommy. Tuck in.

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MUSIC

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Now, it's time for your giggles.

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-Hey, Justin.

-Hey, have you got a joke?

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-Yea.

-Oh, go on, then.

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-What do you give a ghost with bad eyes?

-I don't know.

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What do you give a ghost with bad eyes?

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Spookticles!

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HE LAUGHS

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I like it!

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MEDIEVAL MUSIC

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I must say, this is a beautiful tea set, Mrs Drizzle.

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Do you know where it's from?

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Well, if we simply turn the teacup upside down,

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we can see it was made by the Beeown family from China.

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RATTLING TEACUPS

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There's your water!

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RATTLING TEACUPS

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Yes, thank you, Mrs Flump.

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Sorry about that.

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Oh, I say. This is a splendid glass, isn't it?

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Again, if we turn it upside down, we can tell it was from...

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From the tap!

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Um, moving on.

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RATTLING TEACUPS

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Away, bairns.

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Keith Fit here back at the trampoline.

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As I said before,

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I've been bouncing up and down on these trampolines for over 20 year,

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so I know how to bounce.

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OK, let's go down to business, shall we?

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To get on first of all can be a bit tricky, but persevere.

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I can try... Hang on a minute.

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BOING!

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That's how you trampoline!

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Champion!

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CHEERY MUSIC

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Doctor Doctor will see you now!

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Next!

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Now, what seems to be the problem?

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Doctor Doctor, I keep... thinking I'm a bee.

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Buzz off! Can't you see I'm busy.

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Next!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE FROM AUDIENCE

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Hey!

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CIRCUS MUSIC

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Hey!

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CIRCUS MUSIC

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Hey!

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SLOWER CIRCUS MUSIC

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Hey!

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Now, for more of your giggles.

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-Hey, Justin.

-Hey, Mia. Have you got a joke?

-Yes.

-What is it?

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What do fairies do after school?

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I don't know. What do fairies do after school?

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-Gnomework!

-Gnomework?!

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HE LAUGHS LOUDLY

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Excellent!

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This looks interesting. What do we have here?

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This is my flying carpet.

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-Flying carpet? Really?!

-Oh, yes.

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I think somebody has been reading too many fairytales, haven't they?

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No, no, no. I can assure you...

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-I can assure you , Mr...

-Crisp.

-Mr Crisp, I am the expert.

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I've seen hundreds of new carpets and antique ones like this.

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I can safely say none of them fly.

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Moving on!

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But, but, but wait. Look, it's...

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Oh.

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Now, for more of your giggles.

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-Hey, Justin.

-Hey, have you got a joke?

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-Yes.

-Go on, then, what is it?

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-Knock knock.

-Who's there?

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-Interrupting cow.

-Interrupting cow... ?

-Moo!

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THEY LAUGH

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Hello, I'm half asleep and here's the news.

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500 hairbrushes have been stolen from a factory in Reading.

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Police are combing the area.

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Combing the area!

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HE LAUGHS

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Oh, Gail, what have you got with the weather for us, ey?

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Hello, I'm Gail Force and this is your weather.

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Well, it's going to be a cold, wet day today.

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You're going to need your waterproofs

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and your wellington boots because it's going to bucket down.

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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

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That's your weather.

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Thanks, Gail. I thought you were looking a bit pail!

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Pail! Get it?! You know - pail, it's a type of bucket!

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No! Oh, and know this.

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Ooh arr, let's find the treasure, Captain Squawk.

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PIRATE MUSIC

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Ha-harr! Look, Captain Squawk. Gold!

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Gold, I tells ya! I know what you're thinking,

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"What are we waiting for? Come on. Let's grab it."

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What are you doing over here?

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-Well, uh...

-You'll be very late for the competition. Come along.

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Competition? What are you talking about?

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I'm now going to judge the fancy dress competition.

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Very nice. Pretty dress.

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Oh, very good. Ha ha, first prize.

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Ah, what a lovely princess. What a lovely dress!

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Hmm.

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Ah, another fairy. What wonderful wings! Yes.

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-Ha-arr.

-Hmm, not bad.

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Hey, what? What?

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This little pirate is perfect!

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-Ey?

-There. For this fellow, second place.

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What? Second place? Did you hear that. Captain Squawk?

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Oh, I'm a real pirate. I'll be the laughing stock of my shipmates.

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Time to lie low for a bit! Retreat!

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Give me that. Ow! Ow, I'll be back!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na It's time to go! #

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go

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Ho-ho!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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Sketch show. King Flannel has an early night but still manages to get the better of the Butler, Gail Force presents another incident-packed weather forecast, Ann Teak makes a startling discovery over a cup of tea and Simon Pieman turns up at a football match to deliver one of his finest pies. There are also quick-fire giggles from Doctor Doctor. Including the Gigglekids, children from all round the country who tell Justin their favourite jokes.


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