Episode 13 Gigglebiz


Episode 13

Sketch show. Featuring glamorous roving reporter Gail Force, who is in the pink during a report on candy floss.


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It's Gigglebiz!

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# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz

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# Na, na, na, na, ho, ho, ho

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# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz

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# Na, na, na, na, here we go!

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# Ho, ho! #

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Coming up on Gigglebiz, Keith Fit,

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Ann Teak,

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Captain Adorable,

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Gail Force,

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and King Flannel!

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Ah.

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Oh, no, not a dog!

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Mouse, mouse!

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Oh!

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A mouse! Help, help!

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I got it!

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Come and sit down.

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Oh!

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Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep bringing you all of the news half of the time.

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Now we go over to Gail Force who's at the funfair having fun.

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-What's going on over there?

-Yes, hello, Arthur. I'm in Little Bottom -

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hooray! - and I'm with Derek who's selling yummy, scrummy candy floss.

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-Hello, Derek.

-How are you doing, girl?

-Is it hard making candy floss?

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-Yes, it is quite difficult. However, there you are. Have a go.

-Thank you.

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-I just spin it, do I?

-Yep.

-OK, I'll just... Ooh! I've dropped my stick.

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Butter fingers! Or should I say candy fingers? Hang on a minute.

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WHIRRING

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Found my stick, Derek. Right... Oh! Where's all the candy floss gone?

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Oh, well. Back to the studio, Arthur.

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Gail Force there, in the pink.

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That's what I call "using your head"! Using your head...

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No? All right, then.

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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-What's a sheep's favourite sweet?

-I don't know.

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What is a sheep's favourite sweet?

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A chocolate ba-a-ar!

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-Have you got any chocolate?

-No.

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Ha-wey. Keith Fit here. Today we're going to do a spot of rowing.

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Now, I've been rowing a boat for over 20 years

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so I know what I'm talking about.

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This is my rowing buddy Dave. Say hello, Dave. All reet.

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Now, to row a boat, you need some oars.

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OK. This is an oar. Look at that. It's made of wood.

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It's quality, man.

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Well, let's get down to it, shall we, bairns? Off we go.

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Hold the post, Dave, I'm getting in. Whoa, steady! It's a bit wobbly.

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Got that, Dave? All reet. Shove over, man.

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Dave's always hogging the boat when we're just about to row out. OK.

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Now, you push off from the jetty like so...

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and you're ready to row.

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Oh, no, Dave! You've left the oars on the jetty, man.

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Ohh, he's always doing that, joking around.

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What are we going to do, man?

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That's how you row a boat. Champion.

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Get paddling, man.

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More, more!

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-Ah! Now, hello there, Mr and Mrs...

-Plumpton.

-Lovely.

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Thank you very much for bringing in this marvellous-looking urn.

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It's Grecian, of course, which means it was made in China.

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-Do you know the history of the vase, Mr Poodle?

-Well... Oh.

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Let me tell you. I am the expert, of course.

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We can usually see the maker's badge on the lip of the urn.

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Oh, I can't seem to see it. Oh, hang on. I think it's a bit further down.

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I'll just get a chair. If you could help me up, Mr Popcorn.

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Thank you very much. Yes. Now, if I have a look in it... OHH!

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Could you help an old expert out?

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Um, hello? Mr Puddle?!

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Moving on!

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Doctor Doctor will see you now.

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Next!

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Now, what seems to be the problem?

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Doctor Doctor, can I have a second opinion?

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Of course you can. Come back tomorrow!

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Next!

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Now for more of your giggles.

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-Hi, Justin.

-Hey, Ashley. Have you got a joke?

-Yeah.

-Go on, then.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

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I don't know. Why are pirates called pirates?

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Cos they ar-r-r-r-re!

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Ar-r-r-r-re!

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And here are your nuggets.

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Nuggets? Do I hear them say nuggets, Captain Squawk?

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Ha-harr! Let's go into that there galley!

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Ha-harr! Now, Captain Squawk,

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we don't want to cause a scene.

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There be nuggets in this place and we don't want anyone to panic,

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so we'll launch a surprise attack

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likes we did on Greybeard's ship in Pirate's Cove!

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Ssh! Follow me, Captain Squawk. Ha-harr!

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Shark, shark, argh!

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Ha-harr! It worked, Captain Squawk.

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Let's grab the gold and retreat!

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Look, gold nuggets. Gold I tells you.

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Come on!

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Ha-harr! Well, the only way to find out if this is real gold

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is to bite into it!

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That's funny. I didn't think gold was all greasy and hot and...

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Tastes like chicken, I think.

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What, Captain Squawk? No, get your own gold.

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POSH CHIT-CHAT

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I've had it five times!

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Yes, please.

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Thank you. What?!

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Anyway...

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Er, what's that over there?

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I can't see anything.

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What?! Oh!

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-I can't see anything.

-No, no.

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Ay-ee, ay-ee! What's that over there?

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Oh, no, a spider!

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Don't worry. Look, look, look.

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-Oh, you're silly!

-I know!

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-Please.

-Oh!

-Cheers.

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Doctor Doctor will see you now.

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Next!

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Now, how can I help you?

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a needle.

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Hmm, I see your point.

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Next!

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My ball!

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Somebody help! My ball!

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What? That boy looks like he's in trouble.

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He can't have his game of keepsy-upsy-daisy ruined like that.

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-There's only one thing for it.

-Someone help!

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My ball is stuck and we can't get it down!

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Never fear, young man! Captain Adorable is here.

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Please, if you will.

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Using my suction glove, I shall remove your ball. Here we go.

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My suction glove doesn't seem to be working today.

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There must be another way. Ah...ha!

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This turbo broom should do it.

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You saved my ball!

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Please don't thank me. It's what I do.

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Captain Adorable...away!

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Whoa! Ha-wey, bairns. Keith Fit here.

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Today I'm going to show you how to go orienteering.

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Now, orienteering means...um... when you study...um...

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You try and find... Try and find things.

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OK. So, first of all, you need a map. Get your map out

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and try to...

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Try to see where you are.

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OK. Oh, I see.

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We're here and we've got to go all the way over here.

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Now, don't worry, bairns, I've been orienteering for over 20 years now

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so I know what I'm doing. OK.

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Watch and learn, bairns.

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Watch and learn.

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Reet, there's a bridge over to the south.

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And that's how you go orienteering.

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Champion.

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Now for more of your giggles.

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-Hey, Justin.

-Hey, Joseph. Have you got a joke?

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-Yep.

-Go on, then.

-What do you get

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if a huge monster steps on Batman and Robin?

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I don't know. What do you get

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if a huge monster steps on Batman and Robin?

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A flat man and ribbon!

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Flat man and ribbon! That's a good one.

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POSH CHIT-CHAT

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-Strawberries?

-Oh, lovely!

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Thank you.

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Hang on, hang on.

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-Do you like my flower?

-Oh, it's beautiful...

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SHE SQUEALS AND GIGGLES

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Butly, Butly!

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Oh, dear. She's got water all over her.

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Do you like my flower?

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Oh, bye-bye.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN

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# Arrivederci! We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz

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# Na, na, na, na, ho, ho, ho

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# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz

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# Na, na, na, it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Sketch show. Glamorous roving reporter Gail Force is in the pink during a report on candy floss, and the Lost Pirate finally gets his hands on some treasure - golden nuggets! Ann Teak gets the measure of a rare and valuable urn, and Wiggyville's resident superhero Captain Adorable saves the day once again, as only he knows how. There are also quick-fire giggles from Doctor Doctor. Including the Gigglekids, children from all round the country who tell Justin their favourite jokes.


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