Episode 13 Gigglebiz

It's Gigglebiz!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz, Keith Fit,

Ann Teak,

Captain Adorable,

Gail Force,

and King Flannel!

DOORBELL RINGS

Ah.

Oh, no, not a dog!

Mouse, mouse!

Oh!

A mouse! Help, help!

I got it!

Come and sit down.

Oh!

Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep bringing you all of the news half of the time.

Now we go over to Gail Force who's at the funfair having fun.

-What's going on over there?

-Yes, hello, Arthur. I'm in Little Bottom -

hooray! - and I'm with Derek who's selling yummy, scrummy candy floss.

-Hello, Derek.

-How are you doing, girl?

-Is it hard making candy floss?

-Yes, it is quite difficult. However, there you are. Have a go.

-Thank you.

-I just spin it, do I?

-Yep.

-OK, I'll just... Ooh! I've dropped my stick.

Butter fingers! Or should I say candy fingers? Hang on a minute.

WHIRRING

Found my stick, Derek. Right... Oh! Where's all the candy floss gone?

Oh, well. Back to the studio, Arthur.

Gail Force there, in the pink.

That's what I call "using your head"! Using your head...

No? All right, then.

And now it's time for your giggles.

-What's a sheep's favourite sweet?

-I don't know.

What is a sheep's favourite sweet?

A chocolate ba-a-ar!

-Have you got any chocolate?

-No.

Ha-wey. Keith Fit here. Today we're going to do a spot of rowing.

Now, I've been rowing a boat for over 20 years

so I know what I'm talking about.

This is my rowing buddy Dave. Say hello, Dave. All reet.

Now, to row a boat, you need some oars.

OK. This is an oar. Look at that. It's made of wood.

It's quality, man.

Well, let's get down to it, shall we, bairns? Off we go.

Hold the post, Dave, I'm getting in. Whoa, steady! It's a bit wobbly.

Got that, Dave? All reet. Shove over, man.

Dave's always hogging the boat when we're just about to row out. OK.

Now, you push off from the jetty like so...

and you're ready to row.

Oh, no, Dave! You've left the oars on the jetty, man.

Ohh, he's always doing that, joking around.

What are we going to do, man?

That's how you row a boat. Champion.

Get paddling, man.

More, more!

-Ah! Now, hello there, Mr and Mrs...

-Plumpton.

-Lovely.

Thank you very much for bringing in this marvellous-looking urn.

It's Grecian, of course, which means it was made in China.

-Do you know the history of the vase, Mr Poodle?

-Well... Oh.

Let me tell you. I am the expert, of course.

We can usually see the maker's badge on the lip of the urn.

Oh, I can't seem to see it. Oh, hang on. I think it's a bit further down.

I'll just get a chair. If you could help me up, Mr Popcorn.

Thank you very much. Yes. Now, if I have a look in it... OHH!

Could you help an old expert out?

Um, hello? Mr Puddle?!

Moving on!

Doctor Doctor will see you now.

Next!

Now, what seems to be the problem?

Doctor Doctor, can I have a second opinion?

Of course you can. Come back tomorrow!

Next!

Now for more of your giggles.

-Hi, Justin.

-Hey, Ashley. Have you got a joke?

-Yeah.

-Go on, then.

Why are pirates called pirates?

I don't know. Why are pirates called pirates?

Cos they ar-r-r-r-re!

Ar-r-r-r-re!

And here are your nuggets.

Nuggets? Do I hear them say nuggets, Captain Squawk?

Ha-harr! Let's go into that there galley!

Ha-harr! Now, Captain Squawk,

we don't want to cause a scene.

There be nuggets in this place and we don't want anyone to panic,

so we'll launch a surprise attack

likes we did on Greybeard's ship in Pirate's Cove!

Ssh! Follow me, Captain Squawk. Ha-harr!

Shark, shark, argh!

Ha-harr! It worked, Captain Squawk.

Let's grab the gold and retreat!

Look, gold nuggets. Gold I tells you.

Come on!

Ha-harr! Well, the only way to find out if this is real gold

is to bite into it!

That's funny. I didn't think gold was all greasy and hot and...

Tastes like chicken, I think.

What, Captain Squawk? No, get your own gold.

POSH CHIT-CHAT

I've had it five times!

Yes, please.

Thank you. What?!

Anyway...

Er, what's that over there?

I can't see anything.

What?! Oh!

-I can't see anything.

-No, no.

Ay-ee, ay-ee! What's that over there?

Oh, no, a spider!

Don't worry. Look, look, look.

-Oh, you're silly!

-I know!

-Please.

-Oh!

-Cheers.

Doctor Doctor will see you now.

Next!

Now, how can I help you?

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a needle.

Hmm, I see your point.

Next!

My ball!

Somebody help! My ball!

What? That boy looks like he's in trouble.

He can't have his game of keepsy-upsy-daisy ruined like that.

-There's only one thing for it.

-Someone help!

My ball is stuck and we can't get it down!

Never fear, young man! Captain Adorable is here.

Please, if you will.

Using my suction glove, I shall remove your ball. Here we go.

My suction glove doesn't seem to be working today.

There must be another way. Ah...ha!

This turbo broom should do it.

You saved my ball!

Please don't thank me. It's what I do.

Captain Adorable...away!

Whoa! Ha-wey, bairns. Keith Fit here.

Today I'm going to show you how to go orienteering.

Now, orienteering means...um... when you study...um...

You try and find... Try and find things.

OK. So, first of all, you need a map. Get your map out

and try to...

Try to see where you are.

OK. Oh, I see.

We're here and we've got to go all the way over here.

Now, don't worry, bairns, I've been orienteering for over 20 years now

so I know what I'm doing. OK.

Watch and learn, bairns.

Watch and learn.

Reet, there's a bridge over to the south.

And that's how you go orienteering.

Champion.

Now for more of your giggles.

-Hey, Justin.

-Hey, Joseph. Have you got a joke?

-Yep.

-Go on, then.

-What do you get

if a huge monster steps on Batman and Robin?

I don't know. What do you get

if a huge monster steps on Batman and Robin?

A flat man and ribbon!

Flat man and ribbon! That's a good one.

POSH CHIT-CHAT

-Strawberries?

-Oh, lovely!

Thank you.

Hang on, hang on.

-Do you like my flower?

-Oh, it's beautiful...

SHE SQUEALS AND GIGGLES

Butly, Butly!

Oh, dear. She's got water all over her.

Do you like my flower?

Oh, bye-bye.

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

# Farewell, TTFN

# Arrivederci! We all hate to say goodbye

# But we'll be back again

# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz

# Na, na, na, na, ho, ho, ho

# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz

# Na, na, na, it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #