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It's Gigglebiz!

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz -

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Simon Pieman,

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Farmer Dung,

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Dina Lady,

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Opera Oliver,

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and now it's The Lost Pirate.

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A-har!

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There must be some treasure round

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this strange place somewhere, Cap'n Squark.

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What's this?! Ho, ho!

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BELL RINGS

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Sssssh! Quietly does it, I...

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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Wait, what was that strange noise, Cap'n Squark?

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PEEP!

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Come on, let's go, tread carefully it may be a trap.

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PEEP! That's it. Next...

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-PEEP! Keep moving.

-Ha-har!

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Look, Cap'n Squark, that pirate's got musical treasure round his neck.

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Solid silver no doubt. Ha-har! We'll be rich! Rich, I tell you!

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Look! He's making captive pirates walk the plank!

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Hm, scurvy soul.

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We'll blend in quietly and then seize our treasure. Come on!

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PEEP! Last one.

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Oooh, careful, Cap'n Squark, don't look down!

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There may be sharks and giant octopus!

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-PEEP!

-The treasure! I can see it!

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Excuse me!

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You can't do PE wearing big earrings like that, young man!

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Not in this class. Isn't that right, crew? ALL: No!

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Look, Cap'n Squark, he's the dread Pirate No-Beard and his crew!

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Quick, oh! Retreat! Retreat!

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Ho-ho-ho! Waaaaaah...

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SPLASH!

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So to make the perfect pumpkin soup, you need 36 pumpkins.

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That should feed a family of three.

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Ooh! Hello there, my little cookie-cutters!

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Welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.

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This is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

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Say hello, Tommy.

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Hello, Tommy!

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Now today we're going to make a traditional full English breakfast.

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Mmmmm...my favourite.

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-All right, Tommy, my little greasy spoon. Calm down.

-Sorry.

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Daft boy.

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So, what you'll need is a fried egg...

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SQUELCH!

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..mushrooms, tomatoes,

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-a sausage...

-SQUELCH

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..bacon and some black puddings.

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-Mm, delicious. Let's have a taste!

-Wait a second, Tommy!

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This is a full English breakfast.

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So also, you'll need some toast,

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and...some cereal.

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Right...

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Porridge...

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Orange juice...

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Kippers...

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Jam...

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SPLODGE!

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And some butter...

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SPLAT!

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OK.

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Devilled kidneys.

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Kedgeree.

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And...some marmalade.

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There!

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-Of course you wouldn't eat it all together like this.

-Ho, ho!

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Of course not, Tommy!

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You'd eat it all together like this...

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-SQUELCHING

-Ah!

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Ooh, I almost forgot...

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You can't have a full breakfast without tea.

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GLUG, GLUG, GLUG!

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There!

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On the lid goes,

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-and blend.

-WHIRRING

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Oh...and there you have it!

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One full English breakfast smoothie.

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Lovely!

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Drink up, Tommy.

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Till next time, my little tinned mushrooms.

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Now, I know it's a smoothie, but mind the bits...

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Doctor Doctor will see you now!

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Next!

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Now, how can I help you?

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a train.

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Don't worry, we'll soon have you back on track! Next!

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PEEP! Good!

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Ho-ho-har! There he be!

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It's No-Beard with his silver trinket around his neck! Ho-ho!

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Soon it'll be mine! Ssssh! Quietly does it, Cap'n Squark.

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-PEE-EEP!

-Yow! That must be the signal!

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To tie me up with that rope. Quick! Retreat, retreat!

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Ooooh! Oh, no!

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Oh, out the way! Over here, Cap'n Squark. Quick!

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Ride like the wind!

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Come on, you landlubber!

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Off we go, back to the island.

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Now it's time for your giggles.

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-Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

-Olive.

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-Olive who?

-"Olive" here so let me in.

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GURGLING NOISE

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PHONE RINGS

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Simon Pieman, at your service... Need a pie?

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Gotta fly!

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Right! Here we go!

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Whoa-oa-oa!

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Ha-hay! Wah! Wup, coming through!

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Oh! Whoa-oa-oa.

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Oooooh! Watch out! Wahay!

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Coming through!

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Oooooooh! Whoa-oa-oa!

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Whoa-oa-oa!

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Ooop-ooops! Whoa!

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Coming through! Whoa-oa!

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Ah! Ta-da!

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One perfect... Whoa!

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SPLAT! LAUGHTER

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..pie!

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LAUGHTER

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Ain't she lovely? Yeah...

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-Hello, Farmer Dung.

-Hello there.

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-A'right?

-I see you have a sheepdog.

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That's right, she's a real beauty, eh?

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-Is she trained?

-Trained?!

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Course she's trained. Isn't she, Reg? Shall we show 'em?

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Right then. Are you ready? OK...

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Come by...

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Come by...

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You got to go over there. I dunno!

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What are you sitting down for? Right, Reg.

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Watch Reggie. Come by! Reg!

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See, look at that. You've got to run like Reg.

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-No, Reg! Don't... Oh no!

-SPLASH

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Reg! He run in the lake!

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Oh, ho, ho!

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I tell you what, you don't want to be doing that.

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You'll get all wet, like Reg! Ha, ha. Oh, Reg!

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Right, try again? Come by!

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-WOOF WOOF!

-Oh, no...

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I don't think she's coming back!

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We need a new dog. Come back!

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Thank you, Farmer Dung.

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Doctor Doctor will see you now!

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Next!

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Now, how can I help you?

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Doctor Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

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Next, please!

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Hello, I'm Rapids Johnson.

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I'm in search of the big brown Bulgarian bear.

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It's a well-known fact this bear can be a bit scary!

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Waaaah! Yes. It's also a well-known fact that this bear loves to visit

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the funfair. Hooray!

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Well, who doesn't?! So, I've decided to come to the funfair

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and go on the ghost train, which is also a bit scary. Waha!

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That will prepare me for when I come face to face with the bear.

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So, are you ready? Come on, let's go!

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Ah! Oooh!

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Easy!

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This is Clive, he works here.

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All safe, Clive? Great. Forward!

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Ha-ha!

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Ooh, I say...

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Aha! Hooray!

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I love the funfair!

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Woo-hoo!

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Hooray! That was fantastic!

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And a little bit scary too! Ooooh!

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It's definitely prepared me for when I see the big brown Bulgarian bear

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face to face. Ha, ha!

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Don't worry, I'll find that bear or my name's not Rapids...

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-Johnson.

-Thank you.

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Keep 'em peeled.

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-PANTING

-28 miles - champion.

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Oh! Away, bairns. Keith Fit here and today I'll do a spot of football.

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I'll take a penalty shot. OK.

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The key thing is to keep your head doon, run at the ball,

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and blast it as hard as you can in the back of the net, OK?

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Remember, I've been taking penalty shots for over 20 years

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and I've never missed...

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OK, bairns, watch and learn.

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Here we go.

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Away!

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Oh! That was...

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-SPLAT!

-Oof!

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And that's how you take a penalty shot. Champion!

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Now for more of your giggles!

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-Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

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-Ivor.

-Ivor who?

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"Ivor" you let me in or I'll climb in through the window.

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ORCHESTRA TUNES UP APPLAUSE

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# I'm Opera Oliver

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# Opera Oliver!

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# Everything's lovely Customers happy

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# All in a sunny mood

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-# What is this in my food?!

-Oh!

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# Oh my, it's a fly!

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-# No, it's not

-Yes, it is

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-# No, it's not

-Yes, it is

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-# It's not

-It is!

-It's not!

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# It's a fly! #

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Oooooh!

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# Look at him swimming He's as happy as can be

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# He's a little bambino with nowhere to go

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# Can't you leave him be?

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# Squash him, splash him

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# Tempt him with bits of cheese

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# Lick him, prick him

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# Oh, can't you leave him, please? He's such a little thing

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-# He's only a fly

-# He's only a fly

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# In the soup did fall

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# You stopped me from cooking and while you weren't looking

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# He's gone and drunk it all. #

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FLY BUZZES

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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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APPLAUSE CONTINUES

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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