Episode 4 Gigglebiz
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It's Gigglebiz! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
# Na-na na-na Here we go! # | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Ho-ho! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
On today's Gigglebiz, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
the Berito Brothers, | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Farmer Dung, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
Dina Lady, | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
Opera Oliver, | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
and now, it's time for Ann Teak. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
Hmm. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
I'm afraid this is a reproduction, | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
probably plastic, | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
and totally worthless. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
-SMASH -Hi, Mum. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
Oh, now, this, however, is very rare, | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
and perfectly preserved. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
-What is? -This! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
This is my daughter. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
Oh, no, no, no! This is a Celtic warrior, | 0:00:53 | 0:00:58 | |
painted for battle. Has it been in the family long? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
-About eight years. -Mum, is it time for dinner yet? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
And it speaks, too! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
How remarkable! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Sadly, nobody knows what the Celtic language means any more. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:15 | |
-Do you speak English? -Yes. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
No, I haven't got a clue what it said. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
Right, let's go. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
No, no, wait! You can't! It's far too valuable! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
It belongs in a museum! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
What's on the menu today? Let's find out with Opera Oliver. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
# I'm Opera Oliver | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
# Opera Oliver! # | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
-# I love-a my pasta -Where's our food? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-# Adore my cheese -Here it comes | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
# And the thought of spaghetti makes me rather sweaty | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
-# And weak at the knees! -Urgh! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
# I long for cannelloni | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
# And worship my ragu | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
# We do, too! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
# And nothing is sweeter Makes me more completer | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
# Than tiramisu | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
# We're getting indigestion | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
# How long must we wait? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
-# May I offer a suggestion? -Yes! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
# Just serve it on my plate, mate | 0:02:18 | 0:02:23 | |
# But I love to serve you | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
-# Bring-a you food and wine -It's coming now | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
# Unfortunately that is not going to be... # | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Eh? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
# Cos now it's closing time! Goodbye! # | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
THEY MURMUR UNHAPPILY | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Ha'way, bairns. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Keith Fit here, and today we're going to do a spot of kayaking. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
Now, kayaking is a bit like canoeing, | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
but instead of a canoe, I'm using a kayak today. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
Now, I've been kayaking for over 20 years, | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
so I know what I'm talking about. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
I'm going to grab the oar, and let's get going. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
The trickiest thing about kayaking | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
is actually getting in the boat itself. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
But I've been doing this for 20 years, | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
so I know what I'm talking about. All right, steady. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Looking good. OK. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
And then all you do is push off the jetty. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Now...don't try... | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
And that's how you kayak! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Champion! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
Tone! Tone, chuck us the boat! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Now it's time for your giggles. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
-Hey, Justin. -Hey, Sam. Got a joke? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
-Yeah. -Go on, then. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
Why did the wheel go to sleep? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
I don't know. Why did the wheel go to sleep? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
-Because it was TYRED. -Oh, no! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
So the next time I ask for dough, | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
I don't want a female deer brought to me. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Oh, dear. Silly boy. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Oh! Hello there, my little cinnamon sticks, | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
and welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
And this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Say hello, Tommy. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
Hello, Tommy. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Now, today, we're going to have a go at making some soap. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
Now, you can put all kinds of things into soap, | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
like lentils... | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
..and, er, vegetables. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
Ooh! And of course, chicken. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
But to turn it into soap, | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
we need some of my special soap mixture. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
I'll just go and get some. Back in a bubble, trouble. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
It's OK. It sounds like she's saying "soap," like these, | 0:05:13 | 0:05:19 | |
a bar of soap, or some washing-up soap. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
But that's just the way that she says "soup." | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Like when she says "spenge," she actually means "sponge." | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
Oh, dear, Tommy. I can't find my soap mixture anywhere. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:34 | |
Oh, look, there it is. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Lovely. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Right, in it goes. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
There. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
Ah! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Give it a little stir. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
What was that about the spenge? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Oh! Lovely! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
That can go in, too. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Right, then. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
SHE SNIFFS Oh! Lovely fresh ingredients! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
We'll give it a lovely big stir now. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Definitely, definitely, do not try this at home. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
SHE SNIFFS | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Ah! Delicious soap, easy as pie. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:15 | |
Till next time, my little Cheddar cheeses. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Would you like to try some, Tommy? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
At least you won't have to wash up. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
HE BLOWS | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
That's right, Reg. Bit more food there. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Hello, Farmer Dung. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Oh, hello there. All right? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
What animals have you got on the farm today? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Well, over there I've got my old chickens. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
All right, my dears? There they are, laying eggs. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
Lovely. Do you have any other birds? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Well, a duck. Reggie's got a duck. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
So Reggie keeps ducks, does he? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
No. Reggie, a duck! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Erm, Reggie IS a duck? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
No, no, no! Reggie, duck! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
DUCK QUACKS | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
Whoa! Ha-ha! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
I told him he had a duck, didn't I? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Ha-ha! Reggie! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Oh, my word! Duck! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:15 | |
Thank you, Farmer Dung. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Doctor Doctor will see you now. Next! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Now, what seems to be the problem? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Doctor Doctor, I keep dreaming there are monsters under my bed. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
What can I do? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
Take the legs off your bed! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
-Ah... -Next! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Keith Fit here again. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Now, last time I got it a bit wrong. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
I had the kayak the wrong way round. Oh, silly me. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
OK, well, the kayak's now the right way round, | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
so let's get in again and get down to business. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
OK. it's a bit tricky getting in, | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
but don't worry, I've been doing this for over 20 years, | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
so I know what I'm doing. OK. See that? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Right champion here. OK. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Now, what you do is you hold your oar and you row, like this. OK? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:08 | |
And when you... | 0:08:09 | 0:08:10 | |
Oh, no! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
I've got the boat. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
And that's how you... You kayak. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
Champion! Whoa! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Hey! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Hey! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
Hey! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
Hey! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
Hey! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Over! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
-Hey! -Hey! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Hello, there. I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
Celebrity chef Gordon McDougall has announced | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
he's invented a new Scottish pudding. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
It's called apple TARTAN. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
He-he, get it? TARTAN! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
That's a cracker, that is. Now we go over to Gail Force, | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
looking bonny as ever, somewhere in Scotland. What have you got? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
Yes, thank you, Arthur. Now, I'm here in bonny... | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
HE PLAYS BAGPIPES | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
Sorry, Gail, I didn't quite catch that. Where are you? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Well, I'm here in bonny... | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
HE PLAYS BAGPIPES | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Sorry, Gail, I really can't hear you over the bagpipes. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
You'll have to shout. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
SHOUTS: I'm in Scotland! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Hi, there, wee lassie. What's all the shouting about? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
Oh! I said I'm in Scotland... | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
HE PLAYS BAGPIPES | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
SHOUTS: Hang on, Arthur! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
AIR RUSHES OUT OF BAGPIPES | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Ah, that's better. And that's the news from bonny Scotland. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:05 | |
Oh, dear. Well, that was a bit of a LET-DOWN. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
LET-DOWN! The old pipes! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
LET-DOWN! I'm too good for this show. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Hello? Yes, I'm available. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
And now this. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Now for more of your giggles. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
-Hi, Justin. -Hi, Ariel. Have you got a joke? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Yes. What goes, "Ha-ha, bonk?" | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
Oh, I don't know. What does go "Ha-ha, bonk?" | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
Er, a man laughing his head off. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Oh, no! A man laughing his head off! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
HIS TUMMY RUMBLES | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
BUTTONS ON PHONE BLEEP | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Simon Pieman, at your service. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
Need a pie? | 0:10:58 | 0:10:59 | |
Gotta fly! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
Right! Here we go! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Whoa! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
Whoa! Whoa! | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Aaah! Ha-hey! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Aiii! Coming through! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Aaah! Whoa! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Whoa! Whoa! | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Whoa! Whoa! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Watch out! | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Wa-ha-hey! Whoa! Coming through! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Whoa! Whoa! | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
Whoa! Whoa! Aaah! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
Ah! Da-da-da-da! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
One perfect p... | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
SQUELCH | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
..pie! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
Doctor Doctor will see you now. Next! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:08 | |
Now, how can I help you? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
-Doctor Doctor, I keep seeing double. -Please, sit on the couch. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
-Which one? -D'aii! Next! | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
Oh, hello. Nice to see you. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
Have a little seat. Give yourself a rest. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Lovely to be out walking, isn't it? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
Mind you, of course, I've got to sit here while he fishes. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:34 | |
Bob! | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
I don't know why he bothers, really. He never catches anything. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
Nothing at all. Still, it makes him happy, | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
and that's what it's all about. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
He's out in the open, the fresh air, | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
not getting into trouble or mischief. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Mind you, he's never caught so much as a stickleback. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
Still, it's nice to be out in the fresh air. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Bracing, don't you think? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Yeah. All you can hear is the sound of the water lapping | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
and the wind. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
I mean, nothing very much out of the ordinary | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
ever happens round here. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:09 | |
Like I say, he never catches anything. Do you, love? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
Bless. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
You wouldn't mind holding that, would you, young man? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
Oh, thank you. You're a good boy. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
# We all hate to say goodbye | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
# But we'll be back again | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
# Na-na na It's time to go | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! # | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 |