Episode 10 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz... Ann Teak.

Farmer Dung.

Humphrey.

Captain Adorable.

And here's Ug and Ig!

This is the home of Ug and Ig,

where almost everything is made of rock.

Hello, Ig. Off for a walk?

Oh, yes, take a snack with you. Good idea, Ig.

Uh, eh. Uh!

Oh!

Hi, Ig. What are you doing?

What do you have?

Oh, heavy.

Hello, Ug. Are you worried that Ig's apple is too heavy?

Yeah.

I'll make you, like, a bag to put the apple in.

You want to make a bag for Ig to carry his apple?

Yeah, yeah.

Uh! Uh! It'll be all right.

Aaah!

Ta-dah!

Eh?

And then you take the apple, and in it goes!

Yeah?

Right. Help me get it on my back.

I think Ug wants to show you how it works, Ig.

Yeah, yeah.

Right.

Uh...uh...uh-oh.

Oh, thank you, Ig.

Right, put the apple in it.

Yeah.

Is it in? Great!

Oh, no.

There we go. I'll carry the apple.

I think Ug is going to carry the apple for you, Ig.

Yeah.

Well done, Ug. Well done, Ig.

Thanks, Ig.

-Hi.

-Hi. Knock-knock.

-Who's there?

-Quack-quack quacker.

Quack-quack quacker who?

Quack another bad joke and I'm leaving.

-Bye!

-Bye!

I'd better leave then.

Put your feet up, have a nice cup of tea, it's time for this!

Oh, dear. Gregor! Could you be a love and bring me some honey

and lemon and tissues, please? I have an awful sniffle.

Next! Oh. Hello there. And what have you got for me today, Mister...?

-Beezly.

-Oh, I say. Oh, this looks interesting.

It looks like a lovely lace handkerchief, Mr Breezeblocker.

-Tell me more about it.

-Well, I believe it is French, 19th century.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, shall we?

I am the expert, after all. Let's have a look, shall we?

Now, I believe this is French, late 19th century.

As I say, it is a lace handkerchief. And I think the fine detail...

Oh, I say, I think I'm going to sneeze.

I need something to blow my nose on.

That's better. Now, where were we?

Ah, yes, Mr Beansprout, your handkerchief.

How long has it been in your family?

It's been in my family over 100 years.

Really? How fascinating! Well, here's an interesting fact.

While it looks very delicate, it was made in a very robust fashion.

In fact, you could give it a little tug and nothing...would happen.

Ah, I'm terribly sorry, Mr Beansprout,

it seems to have split into two. But look on the bright side,

now you have two late 19th century lace handkerchiefs.

Well done. Oh, I'm going to go again!

Achoo!

Sorry about that. I'll just...

There we are. Well, thank you so much for bringing it in, Mr Beeswax.

Next!

Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.

A whole load of turtles have escaped from a pet shop in the town centre.

Apparently, the owner, Michelle, is very upset,

and she described the escape as a turtle disaster.

Did you get that one, Doreen?

A turtle disaster!

Like turtle, total. Oh, come on, Doreen,

it's not as funny if I have to explain it all the time.

We're losing them, look. And now this.

It's silly time!

Hello, Farmer Dung.

-Eh? What? Oh, hello there.

-You look very busy today.

Yeah, well, been all right, really. You know, Reg is busy.

-You busy, Reg? Yeah, he's busy.

-Why are you so busy today, Farmer Dung?

Well, I'm here on the farm, you know, sowing seeds.

Oh, I see. And what are you sowing today?

Well, what about you, Reg? Reg's got a lovely doily there.

Who was that for? For me?

Oh, hey, Reg, I can put my fruit bowl on that.

Yeah. You know what I got? A pillow case. It's a tractor!

-That's for you, Reg!

-Very clever, Farmer Dung.

Yeah! See? We're "sewing" seeds.

Get it? Sewing seeds. Sewing seeds, Reg!

Oh! He got off the bale, look!

Ha-ha! Oh, no.

My word! Oh, Reg!

And now it's time for your giggles.

How does the ocean say hello?

I don't know.

It waves.

HE SOUNDS HORN

Well, QT, this is the last

of Captain Adorable's animal toys cleared up.

Ah-ha! Greetings, crew. It's another fine galactic morning on the...

Oh! Ow!

Oh, ah, heeyah, hooyah, hiyawah!

I had it under control.

Wait a second, what are these? I see turtles!

-They are plastic animals, Captain.

-Plastic animals? No, they're not!

These are the turtles of destiny.

Weren't they a band?

Yes, I saw them two years ago at the Galactic Arena.

I had two for one... No, no, no!

These are an evil race.

They are taking over the universe by reading our minds!

We must protect ourselves. Come on!

First of all, we need some anti-thought-reading helmets.

Not really my colour, Captain.

And we need some of these.

Ha-ha!

And we need some of these! Lift doors!

We'll stand in these tanks and deflect all turtle rays.

All right, team, are you all in position?

-Yes, Captain.

-Botham, I can't hear you.

-Yes, Captain.

-Good, good.

Now, using my turtle-be-gone laser, I am going to zap those fiends.

Right, here I go.

Aiming, aiming...

Still aiming.

Still aiming.

Prepare to zap.

Zap!

Success! Ha-ha-ha!

-Yes!

-Well done, Captain.

Ha-ha! But, please, don't thank me, it's what I do.

Nobody makes a fool Captain Adorable, eh?

-Indeed, sir. We are quite capable of doing that ourselves.

-Precisely!

This is the captain. All is well.

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho, ho, ho!

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

# Farewell, TTFN

# We all hate to say goodbye But we'll be back again

# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

# Na-na, na-na, na-na Ho, ho, ho

# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

# Na-na, na It's time to go!

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho, ho, ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

# Ho, ho! #