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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na... #

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Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na. #

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Here we go!

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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Wheelbarrow.

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Rapids Johnson.

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The Burrito Brothers.

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Storybook Stan.

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But first, here's Arthur Sleep.

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Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

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-Now, today in Berkshire, there's...

-DOG BARKS

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What's that noise?

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Doreen, have we got a dog in the studio?

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Hey... What? Oh, all right, it's your dog, is it?

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There he is. He's a little chappy, isn't he?

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You're very cute, aren't you? It's a bit noisy though, Doreen.

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Easy, sit. Sit, I'm reading the news.

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-What's his name?

-DOG GROWLS

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Ralphie! Right, now where...

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Easy, stop it, easy.

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Now we go to Keith Fit for the sport.

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-DOG GROWLS

-Keith, what have you got for us?

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What are you doing?

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Hey, Doreen, he's chewed through the wire.

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Howay, bairns.

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Keith Fit here.

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Now, I might be stuck in the studio today

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but, as you can see, I've brought in me dumbbell

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so I can do some of me exercises.

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Now, I'm a trained athlete, you know that,

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so you don't want to be doing this at "hoh-em".

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OK, watch and learn, bairns, watch and learn.

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Reet, it's all in the technique. Oh, I'll just move me boat.

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And me "gloeb" out of the way, don't want to ruin those.

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OK, here we go.

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Now, take it easy.

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Away!

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Oh, I got it!

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CLANK!

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HE PANTS

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Weights can be surprisingly heavy.

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-Oh, man.

-Doreen, would you lend a hand, please?

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Doreen, don't try this, honestly...

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BOING!

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Champion.

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JOLLY MUSIC

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MOLE: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Ho-ho.

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BOING!

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Now, 50 yards up there should be a quarry and over there...

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Ah, yes, the Great Lake.

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-BOING!

-Hello!

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Rapids Johnson here, out in the wilderness, having a trek.

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Now, I'm using one of these - a map - wouldn't be without one.

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This map tells me EXACTLY where I am and where I'm going to.

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Now, today we're looking for a very rare animal indeed -

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the elusive twinkle-toed ballerina bear.

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It's around here somewhere. Huh, let's have a look.

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I haven't seen one all day but, according to this map,

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I believe it's home must be...

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that way!

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Ah, no, hang on a minute.

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No, maybe it's over...

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that way!

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No, no, something's not right.

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Yeah, yeah, got it now. I think...

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the little dancer lives over...that way!

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No, something's not right.

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Erm, let's see...

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-Oh, thanks.

-BEAR: You're welcome.

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Oh, silly Rapids. I had the map the wrong way round.

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Right, got it now, this bear lives over...

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that way! Ha-ha!

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Let's go.

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I'll find that bear, or my name's not Rapids...

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-Johnson!

-Oh, yes, thank you.

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Nice fellow.

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HE WHISTLES

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Ah, that way.

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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Why did the bee get married?

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I don't know.

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Because she found her honey.

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JOLLY MUSIC

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SCRATCH!

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Ooh.

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Ho-ho.

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APPLAUSE

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ALL: Hey!

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Oi, up!

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Hey!

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Ha-ha!

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BOING!

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ALL: Hey!

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Ha-ha!

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Ha-ha, hmm.

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Ha.

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Whey.

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Ho-ho-ho.

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Huh.

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BOING!

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ALL: Hey!

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Whoop.

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BOING!

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Heh-heh.

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BOING!

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-Uh.

-ALL: Hey!

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It's silly time!

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SILLY MUSIC

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BOING!

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A skilled DIY expert can make pretty much anything.

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Today we're going to build something that should provide you

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with hours and hours of fun and entertainment - a seesaw.

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Start by making a good, solid base for the seesaw.

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Like this one.

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SQUEAK!

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Next you need your seesaw seats.

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BOING!

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Be careful when moving a large object in a small space.

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-HONK!

-We don't want accidents, do we?

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BOING!

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BOING!

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Take your seesaw seats and simply attach them

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to the base of the seesaw.

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Next, you need to check the seesaw is working properly.

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For this, you will need help from a friend.

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Get your friend to sit on one end of the seesaw.

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Then you need to sit on the other end.

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Once you've finished testing your seesaw, it's ready to play on.

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DONK!

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Job done.

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Hey!

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-Knock knock.

-Who's there?

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-Snow.

-Snow who?

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Eh... Oh.

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"Snow" use, I've forgotten me name.

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-Oh, bye.

-Bye, Justin.

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Oh, yeah, that's it - Justin.

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JOLLY MUSIC

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BOING!

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MOLE: Ho-ho.

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Hoo-hoo-hoo.

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Oh, hello.

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Oh, dear.

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That was a good one.

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And now this...

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Woo, howay, bairns. Keith Fit here.

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Today, I'm going to show you how to play basketball.

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OK, watch and learn.

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The aim of the game is to get this ball into that basket there.

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I've been playing basketball for over 20 years,

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so I know what I'm talking aboot. Let's play, here we go.

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Away with you. BOING!

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Oh, man.

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I was just doing a bit of warming up there.

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Ho, watch this one fly. OK, here we go.

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From doon toon.

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SMASH! Oh, no, man.

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Better get me ball back from Mrs Pevril's garden, like.

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Be back in a min.

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Boonces, boonces, oh, man.

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Superstar! Oh!

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Yeah, champion!

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HE CLEARS THROAT Thanks, Mrs Pevril.

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-Have you finished with the ladder, dear?

-Champion.

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Tiger, rar. That's right.

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Oh... Sorry about that.

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Hello, bookworms, Storybook Stan here.

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Today's story is called The Sleepy Giant.

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Right, are you sitting comfortably?

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Then I'll begin.

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Now, once upon a time, there was a GIANT who was

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so sleepy he couldn't stop...

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HE YAWNS

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HE SNORES

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Oh.

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Sorry about that, bookworms, I fell asleep then.

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Oh, dear. Where were we? Oh, yes, of course.

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Once upon a time, there was a sleepy...

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HE SNORES

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Oh. Oh, dear, sorry about that.

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Oh, dear, thought that was my bookmark.

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Right, there was a giant who couldn't stop...

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HE SNORES

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Oh, dear, sorry about that, bookworms.

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There was a... Oh, dear.

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No, wait, I can... I can finish the story.

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And now, Nana Knickerbocker in today's panto...Sleeping Beauty!

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APPLAUSE

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Oh, lovely audience.

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What a beautiful day here in Panto Land.

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The sun is shin... Oh, hang on a minute.

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Who's that? A princess?

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Oh, with a spinning wheel.

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It's Sleeping Beauty.

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Oh, hello, Sleeping Beauty.

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Lovely to see you in this glade.

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Eh, what's going on?

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Be careful, you don't want to prick your finger

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and then fall into a deep, deep sleep for 100 years, do you?

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I'm not Sleeping Beauty, my name's Sarah.

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What? What are you talking about?

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Remember, at Croydon? Eight shows a week, we were exhausted.

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Your spinning wheel seems to be working all right,

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but be careful you don't prick your finger...

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-BOING!

-Ow!

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Oh, I pricked my finger, oh, dear.

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I feel all faint.

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Oh, I'm going into a deep, deep sleep.

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Oh...

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Oh.

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Do you want a plaster?

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I've got a first aid kit in me bag.

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Eh? Oh, no, I'm all right. I think I'm done for.

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It's not that bad, you're not bleeding.

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What? I'm acting here. That was serious acting there.

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I know the story - she pricks her finger on a spinning wheel

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then falls asleep for 100 years.

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-But it's not a spinning wheel.

-Huh?

-Look.

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-What is it then?

-It's me bike, there's no needle on it.

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Oh, yes. Yes, I did know that.

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Yes, we must have been rehearsing.

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Oh, hang on a minute.

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There's the real Sleeping Beauty over there.

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She's waiting for her prince to wake her up.

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-Oh, no, she's not.

-Oh, yes, she is.

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-Oh, no, she isn't.

-Oh, yes, she is!

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Oh, no, she isn't.

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Everybody.

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-Oh, yes, she is!

-APPLAUSE

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

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# Farwell, TTFN

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na

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# Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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