Episode 13 Gigglebiz


Episode 13

Comedy sketch show for younger viewers. Jovial but incomprehensible Farmer Dung and his best friend Reggie have a chuckle digging up potatoes.


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# Na-na-na-na-na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na-na-na-na-na ho ho ho

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# Na-na-na-na-na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na-na-na-na-na here we go!

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# Ho ho! #

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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Rapids Johnson...

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Will Barrow...

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Ug and Ig...

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Enrico Paso Doble...

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But first, here's King Flannel!

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HE CHUCKLES

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Right. Aha, here we are!

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A party invitation!

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Fancy dress, woo-hoo!

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Right...

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Right, then. There we are.

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Right, let's have some fancy dress.

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Ooh, I say. Yes.

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-"Hello!"

-Exciting!

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Hang on a minute, I'm trying to get dressed!

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Ooh, what do you think? Pink?

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Or maybe another... I don't know!

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Augh. She... I'm a king! Oh, right. I'll dress as something else.

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-What have we got?

-How about this one?

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Careful! Out of the way!

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Aah!

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Oh, yes, it's lovely. What do you think?

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Now, what to do with my hair?

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What do you think, butler? Up or down?

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No...

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-Oh, Flannel!

-What, what?

-Really! Get out of the way!

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You have a hat, I have to do make-up.

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-Mm!

-What you doing?

-Hello.

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What you...? Pfft!

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-Oh...

-Achoo!

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A-Achoo!

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Oh, oh!

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Oh, yes, that's nice, I'll try that.

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HE BLOWS HIS NOSE

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What? Oh, I see, yes, yes.

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Oh, lovely.

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Hey, what... What's she doing here?

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-Aha!

-Oh!

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-My wig!

-I'm mad!

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I'm like a big candyfloss.

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-I want to go in...

-Ahem.

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Oh...fancy dress.

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BOTH: Ah!

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Come on, let's go!

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Ha ha, yeah! HE CHUCKLES

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HE CHUCKLES

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Ta-da!

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-Oh, look at us!

-"Oh, yes..."

-SHE CHUCKLES

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My name's Flannel.

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Oh, hello, I'm Lady Chatalot!

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-My lady.

-Oh, yeah.

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-We're off, bye!

-Bye!

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Going up!

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Hi, Rapids Johnson here.

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In search of the rare Mexican hat bear.

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Now, this bear is so rare that it has never, every been photographed.

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Until now.

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-WHISTLE

-Hello.

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OK, now, this is the technology

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behind operation "Let's Take A Picture Of The Mexican Hat Bear."

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Now, this big red button here...

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Where's the big red button? I mean... Hang on a minute.

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Look, it's camouflaged, what's the point in that?

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The bear will never see it! Ha ha ha.

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Now, the bear presses the button, like so...

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and then I hear, "Bear!" through this tannoy speaker over here.

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Let me demonstrate.

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OK, I'll be the Mexican hat bear. "Growl! I'm a Mexican hat bear.

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"I love hats, but I don't want anyone to take a picture of me."

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I'll press the button like so...

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-SIREN BLARES

-Bear!

-There it is.

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Now, I run over here, I pull this lever down like so...

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and then I flip this switch, which in turn operates this hidden camera.

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Then, that takes a picture of the Mexican hat bear!

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Genius! Ha ha!

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There. Now, this bear is very shy. I mean, it never goes out.

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Well, it goes for a bit of hat shopping, I suppose, but anyway.

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So, it may take some time. Let's dig in and keep 'em peeled.

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Let's go, good luck.

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SONG: "If You Go Down To The Woods Today"

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BEAR WHISTLES

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-SIREN BLARES

-Bear!

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BEAR HUMS TO HIMSELF

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I don't believe it! The system, has fired!

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Oh, this is so exciting!

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Keep calm, Rapids, you can handle this.

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CAMERA CLICKS

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That's the hidden camera! It's taken a photograph!

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This could be the first photograph in history of the Mexican hat bear.

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-Thank you very much, appreciate it.

-You're welcome.

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Hang on a minute! That's not the bear, it's me.

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How did that happen?

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Oh, no. This is Rapids Johnson, and THAT'S Rapids Johnson,

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saying keep 'em peeled.

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This took 18 months to set up.

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I mean, I saved for two years for that camera.

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-Hi!

-Hi, Justin.

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-Knock knock.

-Who's there?

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-Ya.

-Ya who?

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Are you pleased to see me?! Woo-hoo!

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-Bye-bye!

-Bye Justin.

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WOODPECKER DRILLS

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It's silly time!

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Hello, Farmer Dung.

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Oh, hello, there.

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What vegetables are you picking today?

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Well, we've got a potato. Eh?

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Yeah, we loves 'em. Eh, Reg? Yeah, he loves 'em.

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I hear you've got a song you like to sing while you pick potatoes.

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Eh? There a song, Reg?

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Oh, the Potato Song! Yeah, good one, that. Heh heh.

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Could we hear it, Farmer Dung?

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What, you want me to sing it?

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I don't know. Reg? Yeah, he wants to do it!

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All right, then. Right, well, it goes like this. It goes...

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# One potato

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# Two potato

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# Three potato

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# Four. #

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Heh heh, doesn't it, Reg?

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Oh, Reg, you've fallen over!

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Oh, you are a funny one, I don't know.

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Where were we, Reg? Oh, yeah, five. Five, right, here we go.

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# Five potato

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# Six potato

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# Seven potato

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# More. #

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Aah, he's gone again!

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He's gone in the leeks, he's gone in the leeks, in the leeks!

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Reg in the leeks.

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Mind those leeks, Reg. Won't be able to harvest those.

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Right, where were we? Nine. Right. Ooh, there's a big one here.

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Agh!

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I'll get it. Here, Reg, give us a hand with nine.

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Get it out. It's a big one. Here we are. After three.

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One, two, three, go!

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I've fallen over!

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See that? I don't know. That's a beauty, that is, eh, Reg?

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Aah, he's gone in the barrow! He's gone in the barrow!

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Oh, and me fork!

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Me fork... And Reg! Oh, I don't know.

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My word.

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Oh, Doreen! Have you got any sugar?

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Honestly.

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Ahem. Thank you, Doreen.

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Oh, she means well.

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This is the home of Ug and Ig,

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where almost everything is made of rock.

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HE SLURPS

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Ugh...

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Do you like Ig's drinking bowl, Ug?

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Yeah, it's good...

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Ah!

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-You think you can make something better?

-Yeah!

-And bigger?

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Big, big.

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Yeah, really big. I go.... Argh!

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-Ta-da!

-Nice mug, Ug.

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Yeah, right, thanks.

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Ig?

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Mug's heavy...

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Not supposed to lift.

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That's it.

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Right, Ig. Right, get the other one and go - wahey! To me.

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Yeah? All right.

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Yeah.

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Aah!

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I've fallen. Help me!

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Oh, thanks.

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Oh. All right, then.

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Ahhh!

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Hits the spot.

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Cheers. Eh, what?

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Ooh...

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I got it. Yeah, I got it... Oh!

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Agh!

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Oh...

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Maybe it's better if you both drink through straws.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well done, Ug.

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Well done, Ig.

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Oh, yeah.

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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-What's a crocodile's favourite game?

-I don't know.

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Snap!

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JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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TELEPHONE RINGS

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TELEPHONE RINGS

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# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz

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# We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz

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# Ho ho

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# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz giggle It's time to go

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# Cheerio ta-ta bye-bye

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# Farewell TTFN

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na-na-na-na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na-na-na-na-na ho ho ho

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# Na-na-na-na-na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na-na it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz

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# We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz Ho ho ho

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# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz giggle It's time to go

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# Ho ho! #

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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King Flannel gets dressed for a party with Lady Chatalot, intrepid explorer Rapids Johnson tries to get a photo of the rare Mexican hat bear, gardener Will Barrow has trouble with a cheeky woodpecker, jovial but incomprehensible Farmer Dung and his best friend Reggie have a chuckle digging up potatoes, newsreader Arthur Sleep gets lots of sugar for his mug of tea, prehistoric cave dwellers Ug and Ig make a drinking mug out of rock, and flamboyant ballroom dancer Enrico Paso Doble gets distracted by various phone calls.

The show also features the Gigglekids - children from all around the country telling their favourite jokes - and Justin joins children onscreen for the best knock knock jokes. Finally, there's some silly dancing fun in silly time!


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