Episode 15 Gigglebiz
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# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Gigglebiz | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, ho, ho, ho | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Gigglebiz | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, here we go. # | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
Coming up on Gigglebiz, | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
Will Barrell, | 0:00:18 | 0:00:19 | |
Ug and Ig, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
Storybook Stan, | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
Nana Knickerbocker, | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
and now here's Ann Teak. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS | 0:00:29 | 0:00:34 | |
Hmm! Excuse me. I'm just having a well-deserved break. | 0:00:55 | 0:01:00 | |
-Now, what have you got here for me, Mr...? -Chapman. -Hmm. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
Oh, how intriguing and beautiful. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-Do you know what it is? -Yes, I do... | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Well, let me tell you, Mr Cheese On Toast, | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
-this is a piggy bank. -And it's very valuable. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
Yes. Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. I am the expert. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:19 | |
I'll decide on that. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Now, these piggy banks would have been used for saving | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
money in the olden days. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Let me demonstrate. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
Now I've got here a 20p. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
Now, if I wanted to save the 20p, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
I would simply cast the coin into the slot of the piggy bank, like so. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:40 | |
Oh, did you hear the lovely ring? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
And then I would wait for a rainy day to be over and treat myself... | 0:01:42 | 0:01:47 | |
by simply turning over the piggy bank | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
and retrieving the coin by popping - oh! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Hang on a minute. There's supposed to be a hole here. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
-That's because it's hidden. Would...? -What? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
Would you be careful with that? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
-It's worth a lot to me. -My 20 pence? It's mine! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
-No, not your 20p. My piggy bank, it's worth a lot of... -Oh. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
Ah-ha! Look at that, Mr Chip Shop. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
What a relief. My 20p is in perfect order. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
That piggy bank was expensive. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Ah! Well, that's where you're wrong, Mr Chapman, | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
you see, because I'm afraid it's absolutely worthless. Take care now. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:25 | |
Next! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Ooh! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
BUTTERFLY SLURPS | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
BUTTERFLY LAUGHS | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
Hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep and this is the news. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:03 | |
Last night, thieves broke into a town centre wig shop | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
and stole all the wigs. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Police say they are combing the area. HE LAUGHS | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Combing the area! Doreen, did you get that one? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Of course you didn't. You never... I don't know. Honestly... | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
Now over to a man with a fine head of hair, definitely not a wig. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:24 | |
It's Keith Fit with the sport. Keith, what have you got? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
999. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
And a thousand. Oh! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
Away, bairns, didn't see you there. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Keith Fit here and, as you can see, | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
despite being stuck in the TV studio, | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Keith always keeps up an intensive fitness programme. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Now today, I'm doing the good old-fashioned press-up... | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
and they're great for improving your fitness all over your body, | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
particularly this set of... | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
These are called the... | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
You know, muscles. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
And then of course it holds... | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
The... The... | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
The tummy...in. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Right! Now... I usually do more than a thousand press-ups every day. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
Don't worry. I've been doing it for over 20 year. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
You don't have to do as many as me. OK. Where were we? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
OK. 1,001... | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
1,002... 1,000... | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Oh, dear. You all right, Keith? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Erm, that's my new record. Champion! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
Ah! Hello there. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
-Knock, knock. -Who's there? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
-Cash. -Cash who? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Oh, no, thank you, but I'd like a peanut. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
-LAUGHTER Bye-bye! -Bye, Justin. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
Hey, hang on. What about my peanut? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Now let's go back to long, long ago. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
This is the home of Ug and Ig, where almost everything is made of rock. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:01 | |
HE GROANS | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Hiya. Hi, Ig. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
Ig's playing snakes and ladders today, Ug. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
Ah! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
You think you can make something better? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Yeah! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
-And bigger? -Yeah, big. Big! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
Tah-dah! Ig! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Ah, you've made a die, Ug. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
Oh! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Lift. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
Ah. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Right! Haha! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Come on. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
Ooh! That's good. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Er...right. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
I just... Oh, no, no, no! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
HE GROANS | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Can you help me? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, all right. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
Ah, right. I'll roll it. Arg! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Right. Where were we? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Ooh! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
This one! Yeah. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
HE GROANS | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Oh-oh. Er... Where's the game? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
Haha! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
That's a good idea, Ig. You've turned it into a chair. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Well done, Ug. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Well done, Ig. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
Oh, thanks. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
It's silly time! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Ooh! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
BUTTERFLY WHISTLES | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
BUTTERFLY SLURPS | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
BUTTERFLY LAUGHS | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
And now it's time for your giggles. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
What did one eye say to the other eye? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
I don't know. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
Something between us smells. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Oh, yes! Oh, hello, everyone. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
I'm Storybook Stan... Oh! Oh, deary me! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
Nearly went over the top. I'll tend to that later. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
I'm Storybook Stan and you must be the bookworms. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
Welcome to Story Corner. Now we've got a real treat. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:50 | |
I'm laughing already | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
because today I'm going to read you a very funny story. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:58 | |
It's one of my favourites. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Now this book's particularly funny because even I know what's coming. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:07 | |
The beginning's very funny. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Oh, sorry, sorry! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
I... All right, now calm down, Stan. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Right, here we go. Once upon a time... | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY | 0:09:18 | 0:09:23 | |
Nearly spilled my tea! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
I can't read... | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
HE CONTINUES LAUGHING | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
I fell off the chair! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Wait. Hang on a minute. Have we run out of time? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
Oh! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Oh! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
BUTTERFLY WHISTLES | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
DRILLING NOISE | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
BIRD CHIRPS | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
BUTTERFLY SLURPS | 0:10:23 | 0:10:28 | |
BUTTERFLY LAUGHS | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
And now, Nana Knickerbocker in today's panto, Cinderella. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:51 | |
Oh, everybody loves Nana Knickerbocker... | 0:10:54 | 0:10:59 | |
Oh, ho-ho-ho! I am here. Nana Knickerbocker has arrived. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Ready to dance with Prince Charming. Where is he? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
Is this it? Honestly. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Where are the canapes and...? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Oh, really? Oh! These biscuits are dry, aren't they? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
-I've been to better balls than this. -I thought it was a coffee morning. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:20 | |
Oh, really? Oh, hello, you two. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Well, I see you haven't quite come in your best frocks, have you? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
Honestly! Where's Prince Charming and Cinderella? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
They should have been here ages ago. Have you seen the time? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
Look... Oh, dear. It's nearly midnight. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
We all know what happens when the clock strikes 12. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Is it anything to do with biscuits? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
No! Cinderella, she's got to be at home, hasn't she? By midnight. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
Oh, where is she? I mean... Oh! It's Cinderella at last. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
Where have you been?! It's nearly 12 o'clock. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
-Do you know what that means? -Oh, is it time for lunch? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
What? I do the jokes. No! | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
It means we've got to get you home before your ugly sisters arrive. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:01 | |
Come on, you! Let's go! Oh, I say! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
I gave them the boot. COMEDY DRUM ROLL | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
That's comedy gold. Ooh! What is this I see? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
Ooh, it's a shoe. Ooh! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
And whomever the shoes fits shall marry the handsome prince. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:19 | |
Come on, Cinderella. That's it. Sit down. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
It's the last scene. It's the big ending. There we are. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
Give me your foot. There we go. Right, here we go. There. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
SHE GRUNTS | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
Oh, it fits. It fits! | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
You shall marry the prince. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Ooh! Here he comes now! | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
-That's Ray, the caretaker. -Come on, Cinders, go to him. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:46 | |
Oh, I love a good wedding. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
That's it. Well, hold hands. Hold hands. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
Yes, there we are. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
And they lived happily ever after. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Take a bow. Take a bow. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
Thank you. APPLAUSE | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
Tough crowd. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye | 0:13:14 | 0:13:19 | |
# Farewell, TTFN | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
# We all hate to say goodbye But we'll be back again | 0:13:21 | 0:13:27 | |
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Gigglebiz | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, ho, ho, ho | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Gigglebiz | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
# Nah, nah, nah, it's time to go | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
# Ho-ho. # | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 |