Episode 16 Gigglebiz


Episode 16

Comedy sketch show for younger viewers. Incompetent DIY enthusiast DIY Dan causes chaos unblocking a sink and wildlife park tour guide Sue Keeper gets her tortoise facts wrong.


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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz... Farmer Dung,

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DIY Dan,

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Sue Keeper,

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Rapids Johnson,

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and here's the Burrito Brothers.

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CIRCUS MUSIC AND APPLAUSE

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ALL: Hey!

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Huh, huh, huh,

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hey-up, away!

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Huh...ha-ha!

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Up, up, up...

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APPLAUSE

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Hey-up!

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APPLAUSE

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Ho-ho-ho! Eh?

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Hey-up!

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-Oh!

-APPLAUSE

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THEY LAUGH

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Hey-up! Ha-ha!

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Whoa! Ho-ho!

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Up here! Hah!

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Hey-up!

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Woo! APPLAUSE

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Hah!

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-Hey!

-Hup!

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-Ooh!

-APPLAUSE

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Hey!

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Hup!

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APPLAUSE Oh! Three! Oh!

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Hey!

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Ha-ha! Yes! Hup!

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APPLAUSE

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There you go.

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Wait, uh...

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Wait...wah! Oh!

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Woo!

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Whoa! Hey!

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Oof!

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Ooh! Ow!

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Oof!

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Huh?

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-Hey!

-APPLAUSE

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Hello, there. I'm Arthur Sleep with some breaking news.

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63 fish tanks have washed up on... PHONE RINGS

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Excuse me a second.

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Hello? Wha...?

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What? You want to speak to who? Mr Boring?

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First initials, I-M? Hang on a minute, I'll just find out.

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Studio, does anyone know IM Boring? No?

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Doreen, do you know IM Boring?

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No? Oh, it's funny, isn't it? We've had a lot of these calls recently.

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Ahem! I don't know. I thought she knew IM Boring... Wait a second!

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IM Boring! Hey!

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No, I don't know him.

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Whoa! How are we? Keith Fit here,

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and today I'm going to show you how to cycle.

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Now, I've been cycling for over 20 years so

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I know what I'm talking about. Now, before I mount the bike,

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I'm going to talk safety first. Always wear a helmet, like me,

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especially if you're as fast as me.

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OK, let's mount the bike. Here we go. Oh, man! Oh, man!

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Don't worry, I think the seat must have been a bit high for me.

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OK, here we go. Let's cycle. Go! Oh, man!

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Now, as you can see, the bike's... Hang on a minute, it's a bit wobbly.

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I've just got to stop a second, just do a few adjustments.

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Oh, yeah, as I thought...it was the, uh...ahem, the bell.

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-BELL RINGS AND DOG BARKS

-OK, here we go.

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Let's cycle, man!

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OK! Oh, man, I'm building up speed now, here you go!

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-I can feel the wind in me hair...

-Hi, Keith.

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I can't talk at the moment, I'm racing for gold.

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Oh, man, what's going on? No! I regret nothing!

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CRASHING

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Oh! Oh, man!

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-Are you all right, dear?

-Hello, Mrs Pebble.

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I'm just...uh, having a picnic.

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Oh, that's nice.

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And that's how you cycle! Champion! Heh-heh!

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-Hey there!

-Hi, Justin.

-Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

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-Cows go.

-Cows go, who?

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No, cows go moo!

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THEY LAUGH Moo! Bye!

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Bye, Justin.

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HE STRAINS

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Oh, oh!

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-Hello, Farmer Dung.

-Oh, how are you?

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What are you doing today, Farmer Dung?

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Well, you know, we were digging up the carrots today.

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Yeah, lovely carrots.

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We love carrots, don't we? Yeah, he loves them.

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-HE LAUGHS

-Carrots - they look nice.

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Yeah, if we can get them out the ground. Oh, here we go.

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One, two, three! There you are! Nearly!

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Oh, I enjoy getting them out.

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One, two, three. There we are!

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Whoa! Ho-ho! Third time lucky, eh?

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Here we go again. One, two, three.

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There we are! There we are! Got him!

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What a beauty, eh? Arr! Hey, Reg...

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What are you doing? Reg?

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Oh, he's lying down on the job! Heh-heh!

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You've got work to do, Reg, come on.

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Having carrots for tea tonight, aren't we? He loves them.

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That'd work. Whoa! There's one.

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Hey, Reg, that's yours.

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Ahem!

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It's silly time!

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FUNNY MUSIC PLAYS

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SMASHES

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Today, we're going to find out how to unblock a sink.

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Make sure your water is turned off first.

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TAP SQUEAKS

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Then get under the sink and have a good look at the pipes.

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The first thing to do is examine the blocked pipe.

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PIPE POPS

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FLY BUZZES

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HE GASPS

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FLY BUZZES

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That's what's causing the trouble - an old sock!

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Now, that the blockage is removed,

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your water should drain out of the sink easily.

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Not happening?

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That means you have more than one blockage.

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Get back under the sink and find the other blockage.

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You may have to poke around a bit to find it.

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SQUELCHING

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-POPS

-Any luck?

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This may take some time.

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Success! Once the blockage is cleared,

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your sink should empty itself of the water.

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So, now your blockage is gone and your sink is draining perfectly.

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It's time to test it.

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Just make sure you put all the pipes back where you found them.

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WATER SPLASHES AND GURGLES

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WATER SLOSHES

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Job done!

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And now it's time for Your Giggles!

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-How do you talk to a fish?

-I don't know.

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Drop it a line!

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THEY LAUGH

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Come along, wildlife lovers! That's it, plenty more to see on the tour.

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Oh! Look, look! Stop! Look, you're missing out on

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this wonderful treat. This gaggle of animals here...

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Aren't they wonderful? They're called... I know this.

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I heard it on a quiz on the radio.

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Um...oh, what are they called?

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-Um...

-A tortoise!

-That's right! Tortoises! Write that down.

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"Tortoises." As you can see, they've got beautiful patterns and

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they're low down because they like to hide from the rain and the snow.

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Could I ask why the tortoise has a shell?

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Oh, good question! "Why does a tortoise have a shell?"

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Well, the answer is...

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It's because it keeps its sandwiches in it.

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Uh, I don't think they do keep their sandwiches in their shell.

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Oh, actually, you're right, you know! Silly me! Scribble that out.

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That's turtles. No, they keep their pyjamas in their shell!

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Actually, tortoises need a shell to protect them.

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You see, they can't run away easily. They're very slow.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Actually, they're very fast! I'll prove it to you.

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I'll give this one a race here. Speedy, are you ready?

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Watch how fast he goes! Go! Whoa!

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Can you see how fast he is?

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He's so fast!

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He's got the wind in his shell!

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Oh, give me a chance! Hang on a minute. Wait!

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Wildlife lovers, where are you going? Oh!

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-He's hardly moved.

-Are you joking?

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He's already done a lap round the park,

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he's stopped off with his mate, Michelle, for a cup of tea... Wait!

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Off they go. Oh, I love my job

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and you are one fast turtle.

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Oh, dear! That was a good one!

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And now this.

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APPLAUSE AND MUSIC PLAYS

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HE WIBBLES

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BOING

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LAUGHTER

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HE WHISTLES

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APPLAUSE

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Well, hello! Sh! Hello.

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Rapids Johnson, here, out in the wilderness again

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in search of the big brown-bellied bobble-hatted bear!

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And I think I'm close, in fact...yes,

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I think this is its lair.

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I can almost smell that familiar smell of...yes,

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tent and broccoli and Stilton soup

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and newspaper...and chocolate.

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BEAR MUNCHES

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Did you hear that?

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That was the sound of a twig snapping underneath the bear's foot.

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We are close! Let's have a look.

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BEAR HUMS

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# Bah dum-dum-dum doo doo

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# Doo doo doo doo...

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Oh, I don't believe it! How frustrating!

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But don't you worry, I'll find that bear or my name's not Rapids...uh...

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-Simpson.

-Well, that's not right.

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-Johnson.

-Well, that's better. Keep 'em peeled.

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BEAR WHISTLES

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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Fading acrobatic act the Berrito Brothers show off their beanbag-tossing skills, newsreader Arthur Sleep gets a prank phone call, fitness expert Keith Fitt demonstrates how to get fit by cycling and Farmer Dung has fun harvesting carrots with his best friend Reggie. Incompetent DIY enthusiast DIY Dan causes floods of chaos unblocking a sink, wildlife park tour guide Sue Keeper gets all her tortoise facts wrong, tap dancer Dan Step has trouble with some canes while dancing and explorer Rapids Johnson tries to spot the elusive bobble-hatted brown bear.

The show also features the Gigglekids - children from all around the country telling their favourite jokes - and Justin joins children onscreen for the best 'knock knock' jokes. Finally, there is some silly dancing fun in silly time!


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