Episode 17 Gigglebiz


Episode 17

Comedy sketch show for younger viewers. Fitness instructor Keith Fitt challenges Arthur Sleep to a tug of war, and prehistoric cave dwellers Ug and Ig prepare for a walking trip.


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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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King Flannel!

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Storybook Stan!

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Ug and Ig!

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Rapids Johnson!

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But first, it's time for Humphrey!

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HONK!

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HONK! HONK!

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HONK!

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Aaa-chooo!

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Aa-chooo!

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Aaa-choo!

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Aaa-chooo!

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Ugh.

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Hello! I'm Arthur Sleep. Here's the news.

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-Breaking...

-PHONE RINGS

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Hang on, excuse me.

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Hello!

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What's that?

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You don't say?

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You don't say?!

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You don't say?!

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Oh, what was that, Doreen?

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Who was that on the phone?

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They didn't say.

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Ha-ha! Yeah! Woo!

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Da-ra-da-ra-da!

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Ahem!

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Eh?!

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I'm the king! Urgh!

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AHEM!

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Oh!

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Ah...

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Mmmm. Yeah, all right. I'm coming, yes.

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Yes, right, right.

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Yes, milady.

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Ooooh!

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Hmm...

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I'm going to go with this one...

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Ahh...

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Ah!

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Won't be a minute, dear.

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He-he!

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Ha-ha-ha! Oh! Wahey!

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Ah-aarr!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Ahhh...

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What's that?

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Oh, ha-ha!

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Hey! What?

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-Ha-ha-ha!

-Oh, no!

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-Ah-ha!

-Ah-ha!

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Ahh, yes. Yes. There we go.

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Ladies first.

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-Thank you.

-Thank you.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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-Cheers.

-Cheers.

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Oh! He's got crumbs!

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Argh!

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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Why was six scared of seven?

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I don't know.

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Because seven ATE nine.

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Hello, Farmer Dung.

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Eh? What? Oh! He'rro there!

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What have you got there?

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Well, we got a blade a grass!

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Oh, Reg got a blade of grass!

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-I got a blade of grass!

-What are you going to do with them?

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We'll show you, right? Ready, Reg? Go on, you have a go. Watch this.

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LITTLE TOOT!

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Ha-ha! You hear that?!

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-I see! And what about you, Farmer Dung?

-Here we go.

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Ready? Here we go.

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LOUD HONK!

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Ha-ha, you hear that, Reg? That's a funny sound!

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Go on, have another go.

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LITTLE TOOT!

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He still don't got it! He try it, though.

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My go, here we go.

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LOUD HONK!

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Oh, that's not bad, was it, Reg? Ha-ha!

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Go on, show them one more.

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LITTLE TOOT!

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Ha-ha! He still can't get it. One more for the pot, here we go.

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LOUD HONK!

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Oh, that was a high one, wasn't it? Eh?! Ha-ha!

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Reg's went toot! And mine went HONK!

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Ha-ha! Reg...

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Ha-ha! Oh, he fall over! He fall over in the grass!

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Oh, Reg. Look at that. A blade a grass.

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You getting up? No, no, he's not getting up. Ha-ha!

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It's silly time!

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Ho-ho-ho... Oh, hello, bookworms!

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Storybook Stan here, and today we've got a real treat for you -

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a wonderful, much-loved fairytale. It's called Jack and the Beanstalk.

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OK. Are you sitting comfortably?

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Come on, let's begin, shall we?

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Eh? Hang on a minute!

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Um, well, see... The thing is...

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Well, there was this beanstalk and it was called Jack...

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Hang on a minute. The ugly sisters took Cinderella to the ball...

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I don't know what's going on! I need some glue and I'll be all right.

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The beanstalk lived happily ever after.

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See you next time, bookworms! Oh, dear.

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Howay, bairns! Keith Fitt here!

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And I'm having a tug o' war with me mate Arthur Sleep in the studio!

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-Ha-ha! Don't try this at home.

-Heave!

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I've been beating Arthur Sleep at the tug o' war for over 20 year

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-and I've not lost yet. Ready, Arthur? Big pull!

-Oh, dear!

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I'm losing again. Doreen! Can you give us a hand?

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Doreen?! Not Doreen!

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Thanks, Doreen. One big tug. Ready? Here we go.

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Whoa, man!

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And that's how to win a tug o' war, eh, Keith?

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I let you win there, Arthur.

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Ooh!

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Champion.

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Ooh, me back.

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KNOCK KNOCK

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-Hi!

-Hiya! Knock, Knock...

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-Who's there?

-Mikey!

-Mikey who?

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Mikey doesn't fit the door.

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I know, because you don't live here.

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Oh, yeah, sorry. Bye!

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Bye, Justin!

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This is the home of Ug and Ig, where almost everything is made of rock.

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Are you and Ug off for a walk, Ig?

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Uh! Uh!

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-Hello, Ug.

-Uh, hi!

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Hi, Ig.

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Oohhh!

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Do you like Ig's walking shoes?

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Yeah!

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-Ah-ha!

-You want to make a pair of shoes for yourself?

-Yeah!

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-Better than Ig's?

-Yeah!

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-And bigger?

-Big.

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Ah-ha! Yeah!

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Oh! Argh!

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Ta-da!

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-Ooh. Nice boots, Ug.

-Yeah. Right...

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Huh?

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-Enjoy your walk.

-Yeah.

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Argh!

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Ooh. Thanks, Ig.

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Whoa!

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Oh, dear, Ug. Are those boots a bit heavy?

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Nah!

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Come on, then, let's go for a walk!

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I can't move.

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Give me a hand, Ig.

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This is going to take a long time, isn't it?

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Yeah, what we going to do?

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Good idea. Look, Ug. Ig's got some walking sandals for you.

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Oh, thanks, Ig!

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Ah-ha! Yeah!

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Right, shall we go?

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Well done, Ug. Well done, Ig.

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Thanks. Come on, then. Let's go.

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Have a nice...

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Ow! ..trip.

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Ig? Which...? You going that way?

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Hello! Rapids Johnson here,

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in search of the big brown rambling bear -

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a bear that just loves to ramble in comfortable shoes.

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So, this bear loves dense countryside

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and, as you can see, well,

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we're in pretty dense countryside here. I say! I'm over here!

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Don't worry, I'm a professional. I know how to get across this stuff.

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Now, the best way is to go over, but, in this case,

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I'm actually going to crawl under.

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Now, first of all, we put our hands through like so.

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Now, I have the advantage of being very thin, so I should be able

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to wriggle through like a snake in no time at all...

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Oh, I seem to have got stuck.

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I may have had a little bit too much bush tucker at lunchtime.

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Well, don't worry, everyone.

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-I'll find the brown rambling bear or my name's not Rapids...

-Johnson!

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Yes, Johnson, that's it. Keep 'em peeled, won't you?

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Anyone?

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Hello? Hello?

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farwell, TTFN

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Well-meaning Humphrey causes problems for his neighbour when they set up stalls next to each other at an outdoor sale; mischievous King Flannel plays pirates; Farmer Dung and his friend Reggie make some strange noises on the farm; lovable old storyteller Storybook Stan has problems with a broken book; fitness instructor Keith Fitt challenges Arthur Sleep to a tug of war; prehistoric cave dwellers Ug and Ig prepare for a walking trip; and explorer Rapids Johnson takes a short cut through the bushes searching for those elusive bears.

The show also features the Gigglekids - children from all around the country telling their favourite jokes. Justin joins children onscreen for the best 'knock knock' jokes. Finally there's some silly dancing fun in silly time!


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