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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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Gail Force...

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Ann Teak...

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Storybook Stan...

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Will Singalot...

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But now it's time for DIY Dan!

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Need a spice rack?

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Well, to make your own spice rack, you'll need wood, glue,

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a hammer and nails.

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And, of course, have your spice jars handy,

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so you know how big your spice rack needs to be.

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Be careful with the pepper jar - pepper makes you sneeze.

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Aa... Aa...

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Aa...!

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Achoo!

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Gather up your materials.

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First thing you need to do

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is to glue all the edges of your spice rack.

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Mind that pepper.

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Aa...

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Aa...

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Aa...!

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Ohh...

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Achoo!

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If you spill a little glue, just remove objects that might get stuck.

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This may take some time.

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BOING!

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Achoo!

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Achoo!

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Aa... Aa... Achoo!

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Aa.. Achoo!

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And there we have it. Your finished spice rack.

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All you need to do now is put your spices on the spice rack.

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Job done.

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BOING!

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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Why didn't the shark eat the clown?

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I don't know.

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Because he tasted funny.

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Ahem. Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep.

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And now it's time for a special report

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from a lady some might call "a force to be reckoned with".

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It's Gail. Did you see what I did there?

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"Gail", cos it's "gale force". Get it?

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Doreen, did... No, you didn't get it, did you?

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I've had enough today.

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I think I'm going to have a half day, Doreen. Hold all my calls.

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Hello there, I'm Gail Force, and I'm very excited,

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because tonight Rocking Eddie himself will be performing live

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here at the concert hall. Hooray! Eddie, Eddie, Eddie!

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Ooh... And I'm just hearing I'm going to be interviewing

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two of Eddie's biggest fans!

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Oh, er, two fans for Rocking Eddie.

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Oh, well, er, you ARE big fans.

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Um, are you looking forward to the show?

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Um, heh, they're just being cool... Cool fans.

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Back to the studio.

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PHONE RINGS

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HARPSICHORD MUSIC PLAYS

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Come along, my group, that's it. Hurry up.

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Don't dawdle there, sir. Right, plenty to see.

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Hurry up at the back! There.

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Gather round, won't you? There we are.

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All right, not too close!

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Now, have a look at this splendid piece.

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This is, of course, an antique table.

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Now, this particular table quite often had a secret compartment to it.

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Now, "Where is it?" I hear you cry.

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Well, being an antiques expert, I know exactly where to look.

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If you just gently tap...

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BANG! BANG!

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Hmm, yes, I think we'll find the secret compartment...

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BOING!

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Ah. Would have been there. But this table doesn't seem to have one.

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Which obviously makes it even more valuable.

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I'll just pop that in there.

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There. Now, back to the table.

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Now, can anyone tell me what these are, lying on top of the table?

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No, I thought not. Well, these are, of course, antique plates.

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And here's a little tip for you.

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You can tell how valuable a plate is by simply tapping it

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gently on the side of a hard surface, like so...

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Yes, well, ha ha...

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As you can hear, that tinkly sound on the floor,

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that does mean that this plate is very valuable.

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Now, sadly, this place sitting is now, of course, incomplete,

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so I shall pop it very safely into the drawer, like so.

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There.

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Now, "How do we date the table?" I hear you cry.

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Well, don't worry, I can date it, because I am an expert.

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Let's have a look at the leg, or the "leggage," as I like to say.

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If we have a look at this particular leg over here,

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I'll just give it a gentle pull, like so...

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BOING! And we can...

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..clearly see it says 17... I say, over here.

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Yes, 1796.

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It's a very valuable table.

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Well, moving on - come on! Hurry up. Choccy biccies at the end.

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-Hi, there!

-Hi, Justin!

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-Knock knock.

-Who's there?

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-Olive.

-Olive who?

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Olive next door. Nice to meet you.

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-Bye-bye!

-Bye, Justin!

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Er...where's my key? Oh, no!

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News just in. Police are on the lookout for criminals

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who are stealing newsreaders' chairs.

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Doreen, we'll have to keep a sharp lookout for that.

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Oh, yes! Hang on a minute. Why's my desk moved over there?

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Doreen, can we fix that, please?

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And now this.

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Oh, hello, bookworms!

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Storybook Stan here,

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and today I'm going to read you a real classic fairy tale.

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Little Red Riding Hood.

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Now, are you sitting comfortably? Good.

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Actually, I'm not, because - I tell you what,

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I haven't got my slippers on - my feet have been barking all day.

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Hang on a minute, I'll just get 'em for you. There you go.

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Got some slippers, lovely.

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Right, I'll be with you in a minute, bookworms.

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Oh, wonderful. There you go. Ha ha! There.

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Now, once upon a... Oh, tell you what, this is a bit slippy, this.

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I need a cushion. I'll just get a small cushion.

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I won't be a minute, bookworms. SLIPPERS SQUEAK

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Ah, got one! Don't worry. There we are.

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Right! I'll just sit onto this...

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There we are. There we go.

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Now, once upon a...

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Hang on a minute, I can't even see you, bookworms!

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Are you down there? Whoa!

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Hang on a minute, whoa! Oh, that does it!

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Right, I just need the book, of course.

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There we are, I've got the book, don't worry.

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Right. Oh, dear.

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Now - ooh, hang on a minute, no, it's not time to go, is it?!

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Well, there was a Red Riding Hood...

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There was a coat and there's a wolf, and some fruit...

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It's silly time!

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HONK!

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# I am good Robin's minstrel

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# And I always sing a song

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# I try to put good Robin right

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# But he always gets it wrong. #

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Quiet! The guard will hear you!

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Good friend, Little John!

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The wicked Sheriff of Nottingham has locked you in this gaol,

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but I, brave Robin Hood, will free you.

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# He'll free you! He'll free you!

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-# Robin Hood will free you! #

-Shh! No singing!

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Little John - see, the guard is asleep.

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I will creep up and steal the key from his side.

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And you - no singing, got that?

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# Go-o-t that. # Sorry.

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# Robin Hood was very brave

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# As he tried his friend to save... #

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-Shh!

-# He crept up to the guard till he

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# Was just about to grab the key. #

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Would you stop that?

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You wait there.

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I don't know why I chose you for this mission.

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# The guard who looked a fearsome bloke

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# Was snoring loud, but never woke. #

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No thanks to you.

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# Then Robin, he just took that key

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# Soon the prisoner would be free. #

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Success!

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# He's free, he's free he's got the key!

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# Now sing this jolly song with ME! #

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-No, no jolly songs!

-# Fiddly-dee, oh, fiddly-dee

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-# Everybody dance with me! #

-What?

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-ALL:

-# Fiddly-dee, oh, fiddly-dee

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# Dance around the gaol with me

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-# Fiddly-dee oh, fiddly-dee... #

-Get out!

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# Dance around the gaol with me... #

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CREAK!

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Oh, no!

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# Brave Robin left the key in the door

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# And so his plans they were no more. #

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This is all your fault.

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# Oh, fiddly-dee, oh, fiddly-dee

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# Come on, everyone, dance with me

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-ALL:

-# Oh, fiddly-dee, oh, fiddly-dee Dance around the gaol with me

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# Fiddly-dee, oh, fiddly-dee Dance around the gaol with...

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# Me-e-e-e... #

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COUGH!

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That minstrel's got to go.

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And now it's time for more of your giggles!

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Why did the banana go to the doctor's?

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I don't know.

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Because it wasn't peeling well.

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Hello, there! I'm Professor Boggles. Er, I mean Moggles.

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Agh, I mean Muddles! And welcome to my laboratory.

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Hang on a minute, I'll just switch this off.

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Yes, ha-ha.

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Now, today I'm demonstrating my new cleaning machine. Ta-da!

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Ha ha ha, yes.

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Now, we need something to clean.

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Ah, yes, of course. What about my spare lab coat?

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Now, as you can see,

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my lab coat hasn't been cleaned for over 25 years.

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It's filthy. So, into the machine it goes.

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Right, lift the lid up, pop it in, like so...

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And, of course, we switch the machine on.

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There we are. And wait.

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WHIRRING

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DING! Ooh! Ha ha, I think that's worked.

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Right, let's have a look.

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Switch the machine off. That's it. Ah!

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Yes... Not quite.

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This is quite interesting, isn't it?

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Well, even though that's not what the machine was meant to do,

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this actually has turned out quite stylish, as you can see.

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I may just hang at the lab, and put out the vibe.

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Ahem, all right.

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Next, we're going to clean... Ah, my socks!

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HE WHEEZES

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And they're extremely pongy. Right, into the machine they go...

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Eurgh, my goodness, I can - oh! - only just bear the smell.

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Oh! There we are.

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And, of course, we switch the machine on, like so.

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WHIRRING

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Oh, dear!

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I think the cleaning machine's overheating! Oh!

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Well, er... Agh!

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COUGH! COUGH!

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Well, I think we've learned something here today.

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Be careful putting too shirty - I mean thirty -

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I mean DIRTY socks in your cleaning machine.

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COUGH! COUGH!

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I'm Professor Muddles, goodbyeee! Oh!

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Aiieee!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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