Episode 20 Gigglebiz


Episode 20

Comedy sketch show for younger viewers. Location reporter Gail Force reports from an archaeological dig and gardener Will Barrow deals with a cheeky butterfly.


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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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The Burrito Brothers!

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Gail Force!

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Rapids Johnson!

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Ug and Ig!

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And here's Captain Adorable!

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That's all the washing dried and folded, QT.

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Ha-ha! Greetings, crew!

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How are we today... Oh!

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Aah! Oh-ho!

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Oh-ho-ho!

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Oh! Aah!

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Ahem! As you were, crew.

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What...? Crew, I think we have a problem.

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Do you mean the laundry, Captain? I can pick that up.

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-No, not the laundry. That, Bottom.

-The sock, captain?

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Dive!

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Using the speed of 1,000 gazelles, crawling unnoticed...

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Ah! Here you are.

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-Have you got a problem, Captain?

-Yes, and it's big, Bottom.

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Look, it's that thing there.

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-What, the sock, Captain?

-It's not just any old sock,

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it's a green sock from the Planet Green Sock 5.

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That is one of the most deadliest creatures in the universe.

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But never fear, never fear. I'll zap it using my exterminator ray.

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-Now, where is it?

-Here, Captain.

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Ah-ha! Well done, Bottom. Ha-ha! Now, all you have to do is cover me.

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Right, let's go. Ready? Go!

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Hi-yah! Ha!

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Take that! And that! And that!

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Oh-ho, you fiend!

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Bottom, this ray isn't working. Did you put the batteries in it?

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-I really can't recall, Captain.

-Oh, really,

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we're going to have to defeat the sock another way.

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-I'll contact QT.

-Erm...

-Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Ahem.

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QT, can you hear me?

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-I think she might be able to, Captain.

-Good.

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Now, listen carefully, QT.

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The only way we're going to defeat this sock

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is by lassoing it with a large rope.

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Then I'll tackle it to the ground using my superhero powers.

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Well done, QT!

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Ha-ha! Excellent!

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Its reign of terror is nearly over, Bottom. Ha-ha!

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Right, I'm going in.

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Captain Adorable away!

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Hi-yah!

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Ow! Ooh! Oh!

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Aah! I think it's getting the better of me, Bottom.

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Oh! Can't seem to...

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-There you go, Captain.

-Aah!

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Yes, well, I think that's another triumph, Bottom.

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Thank you, Captain.

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Oh, please, don't thank me, it's what I do.

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-Nobody makes a fool of Captain Adorable.

-Indeed not, Captain.

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This is the captain. All is well.

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And now, here's Keith Fitt.

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OK, now today we're going to attempt to do an exercise

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called the squat, and it's champion for exercising your muscles. OK.

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Now, I've been doing squats for over 20 year,

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so I know what I'm talking about.

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Watch and learn, bairns. Watch and learn.

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Now, it's very important to keep your back straight,

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your muscles in

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and you bend your legs.

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OK. Let's go to work. Here we go.

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Away!

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HE RIPS HIS TROUSERS

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Oh-ho-ho, dear! He's done the splits. The trouser splits.

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Ahem. Champion.

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Mmm. Mmm.

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Mmm.

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Ha-ha!

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Hey!

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What? Eh?

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-Oh.

-Oh.

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Mmm. Mmm.

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-Oh!

-Ow!

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-Aah, er...

-Oh!

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Ha-ha!

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Ooh.

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BELL RINGS

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Hey!

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Ha-ha!

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Yeah!

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Ha-ha!

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Oh!

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-Huh?

-Hey!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Mmm?

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BELL RINGS

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Hey!

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Ah-ha-ha!

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Oh-ho-ho. Mmm.

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HE SLURPS

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Hey!

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Hmm? Hmm?

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Oh, er... Ha-ha...

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Er...

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POP

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-Oh!

-Er...

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Ooh.

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HE RINGS THE BELL

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Oh! Ha-ha! Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

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FLY BUZZES Hang on a minute.

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Doreen, that fly's back in the studio!

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I don't believe this. I told you to shut the windows. Oh, honestly.

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What a... Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho!

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I missed it, oh!

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Let's see what Gail Force has got for us.

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Gail, what have you got for us today? Oh!

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Doreen, have we got any first aid?

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Yes, thanks, Arthur.

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Well, here I am on another day here at the archaeological dig,

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where they're digging up treasures every day that are very, very old.

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There's Doug working away. Hi, Doug. And there's...

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Oh, I don't know who they are.

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Oh, and there's Shona, she works here too.

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Let's see if we can grab a word. Shona, hi, it's Gail.

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Can I just grab you for a minute?

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There we are. Shona works here. What are you doing today?

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-Anything interesting? Is it all going well?

-Um, hello.

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What would you say is the most important thing about

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-working here on the site?

-Well, Gail, with so many ditches

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and holes around, you have to be careful how you move about.

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Wise words, Shona. Safety first.

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I mean, there's holes everywhere. There's one there

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and there's one over there, and there's a big one over there.

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Shona, what treasures have you found today?

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Oh, she's gone. She must've gone to get an ice cream.

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Well, back to the studio, Arthur. I think I'll join her.

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Doug, would you like an ice cream? No?

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Hello! Rapids Johnson here. Still on the lookout for bears.

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Now, when you're walking through dense forest like this,

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you need to just get stuck in, so let's go.

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A-ha! Tracks. And I think they're bear tracks, if I'm not mistaken.

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I know a bear track when I see one. I was taught by the best, of course.

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Old Grizzo Adam.

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BICYCLE BELL RINGS Ah! What's that?

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And I say, be careful. You may ruin the bear track.

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Oh! They've gone.

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Oh! Well, I'll find that bear...

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-Or my name's not Rapids, er...

-Johnson.

-Johnson. Keep 'em peeled.

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It's silly time!

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UKUKELE MUSIC

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Well, I'm here at the dig again and things are really hotting up.

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They've found some fantastic treasures,

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and when they've cleaned them, some of them look as good as new.

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I mean, this old box, for instance.

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This has been cleaned and, oh! It opens.

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And there's something inside and I found it. Hooray!

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Look, it's a banana!

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Excuse me! That's my lunch box!

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I wonder how old it is. I know, we'll ask our expert, Shona.

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Shona, how's old's this...?

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Oh... She's gone.

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She must've gone and got some lunch. I'll go and join her.

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This is the home of Ug and Ig, where almost everything is made of rock.

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Here you go, Rocky. Good boy!

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There you go. On you go. Go on!

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-Woof! Woof! Woof!

-There he goes.

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-Hello, Ug.

-All right! Oh, hello, Ig.

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Ig's got mittens to keep him warm.

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-Do you like them?

-Oh, yeah!

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A-ha!

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-Ah, you think you can make better mittens?

-Yeah.

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-And bigger ones?

-Yeah, big, big!

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Yeah! Then I can go...

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Oh!

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-Nice mittens, Ug.

-Thanks. Right.

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They look warm, Ug. And, er...

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-heavy, too.

-Ha-ha, look at that.

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Aah!

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Aah! Oh! Oh! Heavy!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, Ig, help me. Oh!

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Oh, yeah, toasty.

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Aah! Oh!

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Are you two sure this is going to work?

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What? Swap?

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Oh, yeah, go on, then.

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That's a good idea, Ug.

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-Why don't you swap your mittens with Ig's?

-All right.

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Yeah. Oh...

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Oh, yeah.

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-Happy, Ug?

-Yeah.

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-Happy, Ig?

-Ha-ha!

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High-five! Yeah! What you doing?

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Get off! Oh!

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Well done, Ug.

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Well done, Ig.

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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What's the most musical part of a turkey?

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I don't know.

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The drumsticks.

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We're here at the end of our archaeological dig, and wow,

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Shona's going to show us some of the amazing treasures that we've found.

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Shona, what have you got for us?

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Well, Gail, in these trays are all the pottery pieces

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we've collected today, all cleaned and labelled.

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Oh, dear, they just look like little bits of clay to me.

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I mean...

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It's a shame you didn't find a whole pot.

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Yes, they are, I'm afraid, but, you know, it's very rare for us

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to find a whole pot that isn't broken, you see.

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Oh, I see. Well, never mind. Better luck next time, eh?

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Well, Arthur, that's all from the... Oh.

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That's all from the... Oh.

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That's all from the dig. It's Gail Force here reporting with Shon...

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Oh, she's gone again. Shona?

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Oh, dear. She might have had to...

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Oh! Well, it's back to you in the studio, Arthur.

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Oh! I found Doug!

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HE SNORES

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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Captain Adorable takes on a new outer-space adversary in the form of a green sock, newsreader Arthur Sleep has some problems with an annoying fly, fitness guru Keith Fitt demonstrates how not to do squats, fading acrobat act the Berrito Brothers show off their space-hopping skills, location reporter Gail Force reports from an archaeological dig, gardener Will Barrow deals with a cheeky butterfly, explorer Rapids Johnson finds some bear tracks in the woods, and cave dwellers Ug and Ig make some mittens out of rock.

The show also features the Gigglekids - children from all around the country telling their favourite jokes. Justin joins children onscreen for the best knock knock jokes. Finally there's some silly dancing fun in silly time!


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