Episode 7 Gigglebiz


Episode 7

Comedy sketch show for younger viewers. Ever helpful Humphrey causes trouble for his neighbour as he tries to take some photos in the park.


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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz, Rapids Johnson,

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Humphrey,

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Professor Muddles,

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Enrico Paso Doble,

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but first, here's King Flannel.

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KING FLANNEL LAUGHS

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Ah, great fun, yes! Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ha-ha!

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Yeah! Got ya!

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Eh? What you got there? Oh!

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I'm not playing a ga...I've got these ones.

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Oh, no, no. No, no, no! No, no, no, no. Don't cry, don't cry.

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We'll play the games, a-ha, yes.

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-Right. What game do you want to play?

-Eh.

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Ah, yeah! Hide and seek? Yeah. I like that one.

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Right, here we go. One, two, three, four, five...

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HE CHUCKLES

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A-ha!

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Shhh!

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HE CHUCKLES

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She's out there going...

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HE CHUCKLES

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Now, where was I?

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VIDEO GAME BEEPS

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Ahh. Eh, I was just playing...

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Oh! Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no!

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Wait, wait, wait, wait! Don't cry, don't cry! Here, here, here, here.

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SHE BLOWS HER NOSE

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I'll just...

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Eh, why don't you play a game with me?

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Yeah, you.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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Come and have a seat. There we go. Are you ready? Go!

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Oh! Hey! Oh. Oh!

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You won!

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You thought that was good?! Take a look at this.

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Hello, Rapids Johnson here. Eh, down here.

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And here I am. Bet you couldn't spot me, eh?

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That's because I'm disguised as a log. You see, look.

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Now, you see me...now, you don't.

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And that's called camouflage! Look, I'm covered in bark.

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You see, I've been studying camouflage or

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camo for over 20 years with my old mate Camo Chapman.

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I'd like to thank him but I can't find him.

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Now, I'm going to camouflage myself as a tree today

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so I can spot the bears but they won't be able to spot me. Clever, eh?

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But first of all, I need to study a tree. Oh, here's one over here!

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-Hello, I'm a tree.

-This is pretty standard.

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You can see the furry trunk here, lovely.

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BEAR LAUGHS That's to keep the tree

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warm in the winter. Right, I'm going to disguise myself

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and find those bears or my name's not Rapids...eh...

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-Johnson.

-Johnson. Keep 'em peeled.

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Now, it's time for your giggles!

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-What fruit is never alone?

-I don't know.

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A pear.

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THEY LAUGH

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DOG BARKS

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CAMERA CLICKS

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DOG BARKS

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HE SIGHS

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CAMERA CLICKS

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DOG BARKS

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HE SIGHS

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CAMERA CLICKS

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CAMERA CLICKS

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CAMERA CLICKS

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CAMERA CLICKS

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HUMPHREY WHISTLES DOG BARKS

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HE SIGHS

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# And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

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# Heads, shoulders, knees and toes

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# Knees and toes. #

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Ha-ha, classic song.

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Hello there. I'm Professor Muggles.

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Eh, I mean Muddles and I'm here to carry out an impediment.

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I mean an experiment.

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Now, today, I'm finding out do carrots help us dee in the sark?

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I mean see in the dark? Well, to find out, I'm going to eat some carrots.

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Yes, well, exciting experiment here. Fascinating results.

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Oh! A scientific breakthrough!

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HE GULPS

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Well...

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HE COUGHS

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Now, I've eaten these crummy yarrots...

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I mean yummy carrots, all I have to do is turn the lights off.

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Here we go!

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There we are. Ah, yes, I can see clearly...

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Wait, hang on a minute, I can't see a thing, what's going on? Ah, ow!

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CLATTER

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Can't see a thing at all! Ow! Ee!

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Ooh! Lights on!

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Ooh! Oh, my. Oh.

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What is that all about?

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So, what have we learned today?

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Well, I'm pretty sure that carrots don't help you see in the dark.

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Give me good old daylight any time. I mean I...wayyah!

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Oh! Oh, dear.

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I'm Professor Mingles...I mean Muggles...I mean Muddles. Goodbye!

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Oh, I think I need a holiday.

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It's silly time!

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Hello, Rapids Johnson here. Eh, down here.

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Now, you're probably thinking, "What is that?!

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"A talking tree?" You'd be wrong. It's me, Rapids! Ha-ha.

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I'm in disguise, yes.

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Disguising myself as a tree so I can spot those bears.

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BEAR HUMS TO HIMSELF Right, all we have to do now is wait.

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Here we go, keep 'em peeled.

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Nothing yet.

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Still nothing yet.

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Eh, hang on a minute. Wha...? Wha...? Oh, no!

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My foot's soaking wet, I must be standing in a river. Ooh, silly me!

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I'm going to have call this experiment off.

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-Oh, this is Rapids, eh...

-Johnson.

-Johnson, yes.

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And I'm going to go and wash my socks out. Oh, deary me.

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FOOTSTEPS SQUELCH

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-Hi!

-Hi, Justin.

-Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

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-Arnold.

-Arnold who?

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Arnold friend you haven't seen for years.

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-Bye!

-Bye, Justin.

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OK, wildlife lovers, gather round, I've got a real treat for you now.

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Have a look at this beautiful animal.

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Now, this is, of course, a chameleon, yes.

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She's called Flopsy, she loves carrots and lettuce

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and she just loves being stroked. You may get a chance later to stroke her.

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-Excuse me.

-Oh, who said that?

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-Um, that's not a chameleon, it's a rabbit.

-Do you know what?

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That's what I just love about young wildlife lovers,

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the enthusiasm they have!

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Although they don't always get it right, don't write that down.

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Look, that's a chameleon. Chameleons are lizards.

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Chameleons can change colour - fact!

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Now, that is right, chameleons can change colour and this chameleon

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has changed to the colour white because it's just about to snow.

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She's like a big snowball, isn't she, eh?

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Now, who would like a special treat? Who would like to stroke her, eh?

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Anyone else?

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Wait, I haven't finished my talk. Oh. Oh, well, never mind.

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I love my job, eh?

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Oh, thanks, Doreen, for my tea, that's lovely, oh, yes.

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Hey, hang on a minute! Doreen, what's this? It's a fly!

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Awww, I mean, what's a fly doing in my tea?

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What? The backstroke.

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What you on ab...? Oh, yes, very funny, I do the jokes around here.

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Don't laugh at her, you'll encourage her! Honestly. Oh, I don't know.

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FLY BUZZES And now, this.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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HE BLOWS NOSE

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HE SNEEZES

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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Mischievous King Flannel plays hide-and-seek with Lady Chatalot; intrepid explorer Rapids Johnson demonstrates his camouflage techniques while hunting for bears; newsreader Arthur Sleep finds a fly in his cup of tea; ever-helpful Humphrey causes trouble for his neighbour as he tries to take some photos in the park; zany scientist Professor Muddles attempts to find out if carrots really make us see in the dark; wildlife park tour guide Sue Keeper mixes up rabbits and chameleons; and Enrico Paso Doble gets into all sorts of dancing trouble with some feather boas.

The show also features the Gigglekids - children from all around the country telling their favourite jokes - and Justin joins children onscreen for the best knock knock jokes. Finally there's some silly dancing fun in silly time!


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