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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz,

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Farmer Dung,

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Gail Force,

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Ug and Ig,

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Will Singalot,

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but first it's time for Ann Teak.

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POSH MUSIC

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I don't know why you're so upset, Mrs Clump.

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I mean, it was an oil painting

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and now it's a lovely necklace.

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You should be thanking me.

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Next!

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-Oh, hello, Mr...

-Fisher.

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Mmm! What have we got here?

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Just looks like an old cushion, Mr Fishfood.

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Well, this isn't valuable at all. Next!

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No, it's not the cushion.

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I've brought in an emerald ring, antique, on the cushion, see?

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Oh, yes, I can see it, Mr Fishfood.

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May I have a closer look at it using my eyeglass?

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Let's see what we've got. Oh, yes.

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It's beautiful, isn't it?

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-Would you mind, Mr Fishfood, if I tried it on?

-No.

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OK. A perfect fit, how fortunate.

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-What do you think?

-It looks very nice.

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Thank you, you old charmer.

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Well, thank you very much for coming to see me. Next!

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-Excuse me.

-Yes?

-Could I have it back, please?

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Your ring? What are you talking... Oh, of course, this one!

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Silly me. Here it...

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Oh, hang on a minute. I think it's stuck.

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-Here, let me try.

-Ooh! I don't think you can budge it.

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I think I've got it!

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-Now where is it?

-I don't know, Mr Fishfood.

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Never mind, I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere.

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Well, I must be off. Moving on!

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Baggsie the choccie biccies!

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Hello, Farmer Dung.

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-Oh, hey.

-That looks very impressive.

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-Is that your new gate?

-Yeah! My new gate, look.

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It are automatic.

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Ah, I see.

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And that remote control opens and closes the gate?

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It does, aye. I'll give you a demonstration, right.

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Uh, gate open!

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-That's it!

-Watch out for Reggie, Farmer Dung.

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What? Reg? Where's Reg?

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Oh, Reg, there he is!

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Oh, sorry, Reg. Locked him out, look.

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Don't worry, I'll open it up for you.

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Right, gate open!

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Ha-ha, eh-oh!

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Whoa! See that?!

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Oh, sorry, Reg. Something wrong with the old remote!

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Right, there we go, right. You better run, Reg.

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Run like the wind!

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Right, here we go. Gate open!

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Go on, Reg! That it!

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Eh! Ha-ha!

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Well done, Reg. He's fast, innie, eh?

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I need some batteries in these...

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HONK!

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Oh, Reg! Oh! Ha-ha! The gate!

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He got Reg! He's fallen over, look!

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Oh, no!

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Oh, my word!

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I better turn it off.

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-Hi!

-Hi, Justin!

-Knock-knock.

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-Who's there?

-Nana!

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Nana who?

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Knock-knock.

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-Who's there?

-Nana.

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-Nana who?

-Knock-knock.

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-Who's there?

-Aunt.

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Aunt who?

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"Aunt" you glad Nana's gone?

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-Bye!

-Bye, Justin.

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Hello, there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

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14 dancing koala bears have escaped from a local zoo...

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LOUD DRILLING

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What's that noise?! Doreen! Hello, over here! Hello!

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Can't you do that drilling some other time?

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I'm trying to read the news here!

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Huh! Honestly, I don't know.

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Ahem, as I was saying, 14 dancing koala bears...

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HAMMERING

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Do... Do-Doreen!

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Honestly, put that claw hammer down.

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THUMP! Oh!

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Gail! Gail Force, where are you today?

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Hopefully somewhere nice and quiet, no doubt.

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SAWING

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Hello, I'm Gail Force, reporting this morning from a very busy

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and very noisy warehouse.

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Now, as you can see,

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there are hundreds of parcels being shipped all over the country.

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-Now, every morning, this man...

-PHONE RINGS

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Hang on a minute, there's the phone. Oh, it's mine!

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Won't be a minute, excuse me.

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Hello, Gail Fo... Hello?

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Oh, hello, Mother. Yes, I can't really talk, I'm at work.

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Yes, I'm still coming round, yes. Yes, three o'clock.

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-Yep.

-Anyone know how many boxes we need for the delivery?

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I said three.

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-Right you are.

-It's a bit noisy here, sorry.

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Pardon? You can't do three o'clock?

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Oh, OK. What? You're taking the dog for a walk?

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Why don't we say later, then?

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How about four o'clock?

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There you go. Any more?

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-I said four!

-Right you are.

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Ooh, excuse me, it's very noisy here.

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You can't do four o'clock?

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Why didn't you say you couldn't do four o'clock?

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All right, Mother, we could make it later if you wish.

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Well, how about six o'clock?

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-Four boxes, any more?

-Oh, I said six!

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-MOUTHS:

-I'm on the phone!

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-Oh, right.

-Excuse me. Yes, six o'clock.

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Wonderful.

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Would you like me to bring you anything?

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Yes, all right. I'll bring you some biscuits.

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And some magazines, all right, Mother.

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Listen, I'm going to have to go. I'm reporting.

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All right, bye, Mother. Sorry about that.

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This is Gail Force reporting from the warehouse...

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Six boxes, that's your lot.

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..saying, back to the studio?

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Well, I didn't know we covered boxing, Gail!

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Boxing, get it?!

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That's the punch line. You know, punch line!

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I'm wasted here.

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BOING!

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CUCKOO!

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CUCKOO!

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CUCKOO!

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ECHOES: CUCKOO! CUCKOO!

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ECHOES: CUCKOO! CUCKOO!

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It's Silly Time!

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SILLY MUSIC PLAYS

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HONK!

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Skills! Super skills! Sports!

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Whoa, man! Champion!

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Ha'way, bairns!

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Keith Fitt here,

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and today I'm going to show you how to play rugby.

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OK? Now, there's a couple of ways you can score points in rugby.

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You can carry the ball over the line and score

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one point, or

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you can kick the ball over these posts and score 180!

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Ha, champion!

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So I'm going to show you how to score the big points, OK?

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You place your ball here in this little thing called a, um...

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Er...

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plastic ring,

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and then you pace your run-up to the ball.

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Very important to get that reet, OK?

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There we go.

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I've got a surprisingly long run-up.

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But don't worry, bairns, I've been playing rugby for over 20 years

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so I know what I'm talking aboot.

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OK...

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Couple more paces.

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Here we go.

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And that's about it. Ho-ho!

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OK, watch and learn, watch and learn.

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Here we go, away with you!

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Rugby skills, 180 points!

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Keep your eye on the ball, man.

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BOING! Oh! Ah! Me leg! Oh!

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Oh!

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Sometimes it's easier to carry the ball over the line.

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Just score a point.

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And that's how you play rugby.

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Champion.

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This is the home of Ug and Ig,

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where almost everything is made of rock.

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Oh, all right...

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BOING!

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All right, Ig, what are you 'oing?

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-Hey! Goal!

-Hello, Ug.

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-Do you like Ig's football game?

-Uh, yeah!

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You think you can make a better football?

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Uh-huh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And a bigger one?

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Uh, yeah.

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UG GRUNTS

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Like, ooh-ooh! And you go...

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Ouch! Oh!

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BANGING

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Oh, ta-da!

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Ig! You want to go in goa'?

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Oh, right.

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I kick the 'all.

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MATCH OF THE DAY THEME PLAYS

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Oh! Aw! Aw!

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Oh! Ouch!

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Aw!

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UG GRUNTS

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You hit da ball, I go in goa'.

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Right.

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UG GROANS

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Right, 'eady? Go!

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Oh! Ah!

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BANGING AND CRASHING

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CRASH! BOINK!

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Oh, Ig!

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-Why don't you stick to playing Ig's football game?

-Yeah.

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'anks! Let's go!

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Yeah!

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Well done, Ug.

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Well done, Ig.

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-BOINK

-Thanks.

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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-Why does the cow cross the road?

-I don't know.

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To get to the moooo-vies!

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MEDIEVAL MUSIC

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# I am good Robin's minstrel and I always sing a song

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# I try to put good Robin right but he always gets it wrong... #

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Get down!

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Look, there's fair Maid Marion,

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and that heavy tree trunk appears to be in her way.

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I, Robin Hood, will pick it up and impress her with my strength.

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Just don't ruin anything by singing, got that?

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# Go-o-ot that! #

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# The bold and dashing Robin... #

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I thought I told you not to sing!

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# He has a cunning plan

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# Impress Maid Marion with his strength

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-# Convince her he's a man...#

-Absolutely!

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# But what will become of this? He doesn't have a clue

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# No doubt his plans will crash and burn because they always do

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# No doubt his plans will crash and burn because they always do... #

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Can't I ever go anywhere on my own?!

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ROBIN SIGHS

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My lady, Maid Marion, that tree trunk appears to be in your way.

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Is it?

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Allow me.

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HE GROANS

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-You're very strong.

-Thank you.

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I take after my mother.

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# To be impressed, that would be wrong

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# But don't be fooled - he's not that strong... #

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What?

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Seriously, don't you have somewhere else you need to be?

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# Don't be misled, it's no mistake

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# That's not a trunk, it's a fake... #

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It's a not a fake!

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# That's not a trunk, it's a fake... #

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Here, hold this.

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Just go!

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Ahem...

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So this is a real log, is it?

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Um...

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Of course it is. I'm strong, remember?

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It's made of cardboard.

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I'm off 'ome.

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# The plan has failed, it's plain to see

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# But why it failed is a mystery

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# Why it failed is a mystery... #

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It's pretty clear from where I'm standing.

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# Why it failed is a mystery. #

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That minstrel's got to go.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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