Episode 12 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz,

Will Barrow,

Gail Force,

Captain Adorable,

but first, it's DIY Dan.

Thinking about an attractive way to display your potted plants?

Then why not build a special stand for them

that you can mount on your garden fence?

To begin, simply attach shorter pieces of wood

under the ends of the longer one.

These are called the supports.

SMASH!

Don't forget, you'll need supports at both ends.

Now you're ready to paint your plant display.

Make sure the paint dries completely before you

place your plants on the display,

or they might stick...

Take care of those plants!

Finally, your plant pot display is complete.

All you need to do now is mount it on your fence.

Your display is sure to give you many years of pleasure.

Job done.

THUD!

HELLO, shhh!

Hello, Rapids Johnson here.

Now, today I'm going to try something a bit different

to track down those bears.

I'm going to rely on my own highly trained bear senses.

Now, just give me a minute to put on the old blindfold.

Ahem, right.

Right, now, oh...

Where have you gone?

Um, you were here a second ago.

Oh, silly me, there you are.

Now, I'm going to try a technique called the Bear Sense.

We simply stalk in the wood and sense everything...

Wait a second. In fact, I think I can sense something right now.

I'm getting closer, closer...

Oh, what is it?!

A-ha! It's...

Oh, no, sorry, it's a false alarm.

It's just a big, thick, furry tree

with large branches. Oh...

A-ha! It's an apple tree.

Amazing stuff!

I found a tasty snack while blindfolded.

Clever stuff, eh? I'll just have a quick bite,

-then get back to looking for that bear.

-Ahem!

Oh, sorry, didn't realise that was yours!

Right, better get back to the old Bear Sense.

I'll find those bears or my name's not Rapids...

-Johnson!

-Johnson...

Keep 'em peeled, ha-ha! Whoa!

Ahem.

Oh, hello there, bookworms.

I'm Storybook Stan.

It's great to see you here in Story Corner.

Now, today's story,

oh, it's a classic.

It's called The Tale Of The Windy Day.

Let's get started, shall we, bookworms? Ahem.

Now, it was a lovely autumn day

when the wind started to blow.

Oh, I tell you what, it's getting a bit windy

here in Story Corner, bookworms.

Let's continue, shall we? Ahem.

The wind blew stronger and stronger,

oh, and stronger,

until it was blowing a gale.

Oh, no, would you believe it?

Oh, I've lost me hair!

Don't go, bookworms, the wind will stop soon!

Oh, me books! Ha-ha!

HE SIGHS

HE PUFFS

Ah!

-LEAVES RUSTLE

-Ha-ha-ha-ha...

Ha-ha!

He-he-he.

Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

High winds are expected throughout today.

It's a bit breezy in here, actually.

Experts say the winds will start gently

but get stronger as the day goes on. Hang on.

Doreen, it's a bit breezy in here.

Can you shut the window, please? Ahem.

By the end of the day, the wind will get VERY strong.

Doreen, we're losing everything! Oh, not the hair!

Not the beautiful hair, the newsworthy hair!

Ha-ha, he-he-he.

Ha-ha-ha.

BOING!

Ah...

Ha-ha, he-he-he.

Ha-ha, ha-ha.

HE SIGHS

Ha-ha, he-he-he.

And now it's time for your giggles.

What kind of dog smells of onions?

I don't know.

A hot dog!

LAUGHTER

Excuse me, sir. Ha-harr!

Is this where the ship docks to collect shipmates?

PARROT SQUAWKS

Well, the bus stops here. You'll need the right change, though.

Arr, don't worry about that,

I'll be paying with me treasure, ha-harr!

SHIP'S HORN BELLOWS

It's silly time!

Hello, there. Gail Force here,

reporting live from a wonderful village fete.

Hooray! How exciting! Come on, let's go!

Whoo-hoo, the fete... Oh. Oh, dear.

Well, I must say, this is the quietest village fete

I've ever been to. Very strange.

This looks like one of the organisers.

Let's find out what's going on. Excuse me, is this the village fete?

Because, well, I was expecting a few more people here.

You know, a coconut shy, cake stall,

bouncy castles, what's going on?

Well, the village fete was really busy

but it was yesterday.

I'm just clearing up.

Oh. Oh, dear. Um...

Yes, the only thing that wasn't so great

is that we booked the reporter Gail Force to open the fete

but she never turned up.

Nigel, was that in the diary?

Did you tell me about that?

Oh, dear.

-Ahem, yes.

-Here, you look a bit like Gail Force...

No, no, no. Anyway, this is...

SHE WHISPERS: ..Gail Force

-from the television reporting...

-I knew it!

-What?

-You ARE Gail Force!

-Oh!

-No, I'm not!

-You're Gail Force off the telly!

Whoops! Sorry. Ahem.

So, Captain Adorable,

what's your superhero top tip for today?

Well, Awesome Girl, today's top tip is that all superheroes

should be able to use the power of their mind.

Awesome!

Take note, Awesome Girl,

I'm going to move that chair using the power of my mind.

ZAP! A-ha! Success!

You see, Awesome Girl,

I moved that chair using the power of my mind.

Awesome! Thanks, Captain.

Please, don't thank me, it's what I do.

HE CHUCKLES Oh!

Moving it...

Phew!

Ha-ha-ha.

Whoo-hoo!

Whee! Whoo-hoo!

Ta-da! Whoo-hoo, thank you, thank you!

Ah, thank you, thank you.

Ha-ha-ha!

# And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

# Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes! #

Oh-ho, lovely!

Welcome to another lovely day at Nana's Panto Farm Shop.

Hello, everyone!

Oh, and hello to Jack.

-Hi, Nana.

-Hello, Jack.

Oh, it's a wonderful day. Oh, look, here comes a customer!

Oh, our lucky stars.

-Come on, everyone, say hello!

-Hello!

-How can we help you, sir?

-I'd like six eggs, please.

Oh, eggs-cellent choice.

Get that? EGGS-cellent choice? Comedy gold.

What have we got, Jack?

Well, we've got chicken eggs, duck eggs...

Or perhaps sir would care for a golden egg? Ooo!

Yes, from our very own goose.

You've got a goose that lays golden eggs?

Not EGGS-actly...

Nonsense. Priscilla!

Probably best you take the chicken eggs.

GOOSE CALLS

-Whoa!

-Ha-ho-ho! I think she likes you.

-Oh, dear.

Yes, she does seem very friendly.

Come on, Priscilla, over here.

Now, lay a golden egg for this nice man.

Oh, go on, lay!

# Oh, lay, oh, lay, oh, lay, oh, lay

# Oh, lay, Over to you!

-# Oh, lay

-Very good.

# Oh, lay, oh, lay, oh, lay, oh, everyone! #

Oh. Oh, no! Priscilla, she's running away.

Come on, we must give chase!

-Priscilla!

-Oh!

-Maybe I'll just take the chicken eggs.

-Oh, don't be daft.

Priscilla's only playing, aren't you, dear?

Any minute now, she's going to lay a golden egg for you.

-Isn't she, Jack?

-Yeah!

Ahem. Um, is that three pigs I see,

flying up there on motorcycles?

Whoa! Eh, quick, Jack, you know what to do.

Quick, Priscilla, you know what to do.

Oh, no, my mistake. Oh, I say!

There you are, one golden egg.

And it's got sweeties in it.

-Oh, thank you!

-Ha-ha-ha.

Oh, I do love a happy ending.

Take a bow, everyone, take your bow, that's it.

The audience love you. There you go.

You've been watching Gigglebiz, shipmates! Ha-harr!

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

# Farewell, TTFN, arrivederci

# We all hate to say goodbye

# But we'll be back again

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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Ho-ho!