Episode 13 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

Dan Step!

Storybook Stan!

Rapids Johnson!

But first, it's Gail Force!

Oh, excuse me, thank you.

Hello there. I'm Gail Force,

reporting live from a lovely campsite in Little Bottom.

Now, let's speak to a happy camper, shall we?

-Hello there, I'm Gail Force.

-Yeah, I know - you're off the telly.

-Oh!

-SHE GIGGLES

-Well, yes, I am.

Would you care for an autograph?

Nah, you're all right, thanks.

Oh, well, um... This is a very impressive tent, I must say.

-How long does it take to put it up?

-It's a few hours, actually.

Wow, a few hours! That's amazing!

-Well, let's take a look around, shall we? Come on.

-Yeah, just be...

Yes, it's a nice tent, isn't it?

Careful like, you know...

-No, the guy ropes!

-Whoa-oh!

Oh, well, um... It's quicker to take down, isn't it?

Yeah, much quicker.

Would you be able to just, erm...

Oh.

I, erm, well...

More from me later, from the Little Bottom campsite.

Oh! Ooh, is that a sleeping bag?

MUSIC PLAYS

APPLAUSE

There we are, packed your little shower cap. Oh!

And my Jacuzzi glasses, and not forgetting Bobo.

Don't worry, we'll pack lots of sun cream. Ha-ha-ha!

Oh! Hello there!

I'm Professor Muddles and welcome to my laboratory.

Now, today we're going to answer this scientific question -

how can you travel long distances when your teddy bear -

that's Bobo - doesn't like flying in a plane, do you?

No!

I - Professor Muddles - have found a solution.

Da-da-da-daaah!

I call it the Teleporter Hat! Yes.

Now, whoever puts on this hat can be teleported

to whatever place you can see on this screen.

Right, come on then, Bobo. Nearly time for your hols!

Right, now. Let's teleport somewhere hot and sunny, shall we?

Simply take the remote control and let's see what we've got here.

Oh, yes! Now that is a bubbly leach.

Ah! I mean, a lovely beach.

Right, here we go, Bobo! Sun, sea and sand await - how exciting!

Right, here we go.

Hee-yah! Oh, ooh!

Hang on a minute. That's not right! Oh, dear.

Bobo and I should be on the beach, not the beach in the lab!

Oh, dear, there must be something wrong with this heleporting tat.

Ah! I mean, teleporting hat.

Bobo, would you be so kind as to hold this teleporting hat for a moment?

I need to make a few adjustments...

There we go.

Ah! Oh, no! What have I done? Disaster!

Bobo has disappeared!

Where could he have gone?

He may been teleported to anywhere in the known universe. Boo-hoo-hoo!

I'll never see my poor teddy again! Boo-hoo-hoo!

TV BLARES Eh, ooh! Bobo!

There you are!

It seems the Teleporter Hat has worked

and my teddy is now relaxing on the lovely, tropical beach. Ha-ha!

But unfortunately, I'm still stuck here in the lab.

Bobo, any chance of sending the hat back?

Hmm, maybe he can't hear me over the sounds of the ocean.

I'll just have to have a staycation here in the lab.

Ah, that's better.

Lovely and tropical.

Eh! Oh!

What happened?

Oh, Bobo! Well, that's a bit cheeky of you!

So, what have we learned today?

Well, don't let your teddy bear

wear your teleporting hat, that's for sure!

I'm Professor Muddles, enjoying my holiday, here on the carpet. Goodbye!

Good, that's it, Chrissie.

Stretch out, then you can always go like THAT!

Karate, ho-ho. Oh! Howdy, bairns.

Keith Fitt here and today, as you can see,

we're at the athletics track.

OK, now I spend most of my time at the athletics track

cos I'm a honed athlete. But you know what? It's not all work.

Sometimes we have to relax, have a bit of rest.

A rested athlete is a great athlete.

And that's why we've got one of these! A sandpit!

Champion. As you can see,

I've been making some fantastic sandcastles in the sandpit.

I've been building sandcastles for over 20 years,

so I know how to dig.

What you need to do is get a bucket and...what?

Oh, man, evasive action!

Oh, no! You've ruined me sandcastle!

Would you mind helping me build another one? Oh, champion.

There you go.

Spade, there we are. Fill the bucket up.

So the technique - turn it over...

Haw, man - champion!

Not bad.

And now it's time for your giggles!

What's black and white and red all over?

I don't know.

A sunburnt penguin.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, deary me! Oh, hello, bookworms!

It's ghastly outside.

Storybook Stan here. Sorry I'm late,

I just got caught in a rainstorm coming home from the bookshop.

Ho-ho-ho, I don't know.

But I did get us a cracker of a new story!

Here it is.

Ah! Now, this is called Sonny's Tropical Island.

That sounds more like it, doesn't it?

Are you ready, bookworms?

Come on then, let's get into it, shall we?

Now, Sonny lived in a beautiful tropical island.

It was an island surrounded by bright blue sea,

where the sun didn't stop shining.

Whoa, would you believe that?

Have a look at that, bookworms - the sun's shining from the book!

Well, that makes a change from all that rain, doesn't it?

In fact, I think I better put on my sunglasses.

There we go, right then!

Now where was I? Ah, yes.

Well, the sun never stops shining on Sonny's tropical island.

In fact, oh, it's so hot, oh, it's like being on a summer holiday!

I think this calls for my hanky. Won't be a mo.

There you go.

Ah, that's better!

Right, bookworms, back to the story.

Now, the sun shone all day, every day on Sonny's tropical island.

Oh, I tell you what, actually, with all this sun,

I'd better pop on some sun cream, bookworms. Sorry about this.

Now, I've got some here somewhere, let's... Ah! Here we go!

I'll be right with you, bookworms.

Then we can get on with our story.

Now, I just need to get this lid off, there you go.

Right, I'll just...

Oh, there doesn't seem to be any cream coming out.

What's going on?

Oh!

Oh, my! Bookworms, no wait, don't go, I'll just need to...

I-i-it's silly time!

MUSIC PLAYS

Thanks for the cuppa, Doreen, much appreciated.

Doreen, how many sugars are in this?

Three?! I asked for five!

I don't know... Oh, hello there!

I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.

Brand-new tips for indoor gardening

have just been released - always read the instructions

before you water your plants.

And always use fresh, lovely water when you water them, all right?

That's it. And there you go,

that's the gardening news for today.

I'm Arthur Sleep. Eh?

Oh. No.

Knock-knock!

-Who's there?

-Wanda!

Wanda who?

Wanda if you wanted an ice cream! THEY LAUGH

ICE-CREAM VAN JINGLE PLAYS Oh, wait, one ice cream, please!

Hello!

Shh, hello. Rapids Johnson here.

Now, I'm wearing my holiday disguise

because I'm on the trail of the super-rare holiday bear. Come on!

Oh!

Excuse me, madam... Hang on a second.

I can't see a thing with these on.

Maybe we'll try this way. Come on!

Now, I have a sneaky feeling

the holiday bear is around here somewhere.

I just have to wait until he appears. It's simple!

CAMERA CLICKS Wait a second, did you hear that?

It's the special click-click sound the holiday bear makes

when he smells food.

It... There it is again.

I know he's close.

Excuse me! Would you mind?

Oh, yes, of course!

You want to take a selfie with old Rapids. OK.

Cheese!

Thanks very much!

Oh, you're welcome. This always happens.

Enjoy the rest of your holiday!

I better put my shades back on,

people are beginning to recognise me everywhere!

But don't worry, I'll find that bear - or my name's not Rapids...

Johnson!

Ha-ha, Johnson! Keep 'em peeled!

Oh!

Sorry, madam. Ha-ha!

Hello there, I'm Gail Force, and welcome back to...

Oh!

..to Little Bottom campsite. The sun is shining here

and everyone seems to be enjoying themselves.

Let's go and see what the campers are up to. And... Oh!

Who left those boots there? We don't want to trip over those, do we?

As I say, the campers are doing all kinds of things.

They're playing games and tidying up around

the place and having a wonderful holiday.

Oh!

Oh, I've got this picnic thing!

In fact, I'm actually getting quite into this camping lark.

I may even buy a tent myself. May I have a look at your tent?

It does seem lovely, doesn't it? Oh! Oh, sorry about that,

I'll get you a towel...

Oh!

Well, this is, erm, Gail Force, at the campsite

and you've been watching Gigglebiz.

Hooray!

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