Episode 14 Gigglebiz


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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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Humphrey!

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The Burrito Brothers!

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Captain Adorable!

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But first... it's Keith Fitt!

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PHONE RINGS

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MUSIC PLAYS FROM HEADPHONES

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Arthur, man, your phone's ringing!

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RINGING CONTINUES

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I have to do everything around here!

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Oh, man. Nobody going to get that?!

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Haway?

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Oh, Arthur, man!

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I'm glad you called! Your phone's been ringing, man!

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Yup. Yeah, OK.

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Yeah, leave it with me. No problem. OK.

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Haway, bairns. Arthur Sleep's missed the bus,

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so he's not going to be here on time!

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Don't worry - I said I'll read the news for him.

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I've been reading news for over 20 years, so I know what I'm doing.

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So, Doreen, where do I sit, man?

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Oh, yeah, of course, in the chair. Ha, ha.

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Whoa, it's legendary - Arthur Sleep's news desk!

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Oh, it's comfy, too.

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Ahem. Reet, well, I cannae wait, bairns,

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this is going to be champion!

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I'll tell you what, I'll get myself ready,

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and you can watch, erm, the thing that's just coming up next.

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Champion!

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Oh, I've got a phone!

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CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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What type of onion jumps?

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I don't know.

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-A spring onion!

-Ha, ha, ha.

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Here, Mam, you'll never guess what! I'm only going to read the news!

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I'm reet excited! Ho-ho-ho.

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I know, Mam, I'm going to stay real focused.

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I know exactly what I'm doing. All right, Mam.

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Yeah, I look smart, I've got my best leisure suit on! OK.

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Oh, Mam, I've got to go. I'm on air, I think!

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Don't forget to tell our Tone, Dave and Damo, and Steve! Ho-ho-ho!

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All reet, haway, haway!

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Ahem-hem. Haway, bairns!

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Er, I mean, hello.

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I'm Keith Fitt, and here's the news.

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Erm...ahem. Sorry.

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Scientist who accidentally turned himself into a sheep

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was totally returned to normal.

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He said it was good to be baa-aack.

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CYMBAL CLASH

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Erm, in other news,

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a lorry-load of fleas was set loose in a town in Wales.

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Police are itching to find out who did it.

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CYMBAL CLASH

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Er, Doreen, is it me or just, does the news make no sense?

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Eh? Oh, right. Oh, right!

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Sorry about that, bairns. And now this.

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NEWS MUSIC PLAYS

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DRUM ROLL

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APPLAUSE

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Heeey!

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Heeey!

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Heeey!

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HEY!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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FLOOR SQUEAKS

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Hey!

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ALL: Hey!

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It's silly time!

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Erm, welcome back to the news with me, Keith Fitt.

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As you can see, the news is coming in faster than I can read it!

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Oh, the news is getting out of hand. How does Arthur do this?

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Oh, thanks, Doreen.

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A lorry-load of left-handed orang-utans suddenly...

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Oh, no, more news?! A piano-playing panda's been pilfering...

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Oh, pineapples! What's he been doing that for, man?

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And now over to Keith Fitt with the sport.

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Oh, at last, a breather! Over to you, Keith!

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Wait a minute... Oh, man, that's me!

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Don't go away, bairns. I'll be reet there.

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-HE PANTS

-Oh, man.

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Reet. Haway, bairns! Keith Fitt here...again.

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And today, I'm going to show you a fantastic way to exercise

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right in front of your telly.

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And it's going to involve a whole load of this...

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..and this...

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..and, erm...this!

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What is it, Doreen? I'm doing the piece to - oh, reet.

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Well, now we have to go straight away back to Keith Fitt

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with some breaking news. Keith, what've you got?

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Oh, no, man. I'm Keith!

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Don't go away, bairns! I'm on my way!

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HE PANTS

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Sorry, bairns.

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I think I might need a bit of a lie down, like.

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I'm just so tir... Ohh!

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And that's how you read the news.

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Champion!

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NEWS THEME MUSIC PLAYS

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HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS

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So, Captain Adorable, what's your superhero top tip for today?

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Well, Awesome Girl, my trusted trainee, today's top tip is...

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Erm...ah! All superheroes should remain super-fit!

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Hey, if we need to keep super-fit, why don't we do some super-training?

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Yes, well, that's a good idea,

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but being Captain Adorable, I'm as fit as superhumanly possible!

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Besides, there's nowhere to train, sadly.

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-What about over there?

-What?

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-Awesome! Let's get super-training, captain!

-Yes, good idea, but, erm...

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Oh, look! Who wants an ice cream?

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Ice cream later, IF you train hard enough.

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Awesome!

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Awesome.

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Right, you two.

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I've worked out a super-hard course to get you both super-fit. Ready?

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Captain Adorable - away!

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Awesome Girl - gone!

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I'll just, erm...

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Ahhh, it's high!

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I mean, erm... Hi, QT!

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Good work. Carry on.

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SWISHING

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HE PANTS AND GROANS

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This is super-easy, QT! Ha, ha.

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QT, is that a super-villain disguised as a tree?!

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Phew, that was a tough one.

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Deserves a big star.

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Ha-ha! This is what I call a real workout!

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Captain! The ice cream seller! He's leaving!

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No! Captain Adorable, away!

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Stop! Three ice creams, please!

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THEY LAUGH

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Wow, you really are super-fit.

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-Yeah, and thanks for the ice creams.

-Please, don't thank me, QT.

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Buying ice creams is what I do.

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Plus saving the world! Ha, ha, ha.

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PARROT SQUAWKS

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You've been watching Gigglebiz, shipmates. Har-har!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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