Episode 15 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz.

Ann Teak.

Rapids Johnson.

Dina Lady.

But first, it's Professor Muddles.

So, MC squared times 3, divided by 42, equals Tuesday.

-HE CHUCKLES

-That works!

-HOOTER BLASTS

-Ah, hello there.

I'm Professor Muddles and this is my laboratory.

Now, today, I'm going to answer

another important scientific question.

How can you make a scientist, like me, into a dilliant prancer.

-BOING!

-Hey! I mean, a brilliant dancer.

-Well, behold, ta-da-da-da!

-HE LAUGHS

Now, may I present my latest invention.

-The Boogie-Salsa-Tango-Matic!

-TRUMPET BLARES

-Cool, eh?

-CREAKING

Now, usually, I'm a terrible dancer

and my moves are only to be seen at weddings.

-But not when I'm wearing this.

-HE CHUCKLES

Yes. Now, this invention allows me

to perform any kind of dance with coolness and flair.

All I need to do is hit a few buttons here and switch it on.

What mode shall we have?

Let's start with ballroom dancing, shall we? Here we are.

-Ballroom dancing and let's hit it.

-WALTZ MUSIC PLAYS

Oh, I say. Oh, look at me. Oh, I'm waltzing. I'm dancing on the clouds.

Whoo-hoo! How lovely. Oh, yes, I... Whoo! I just need a partner. Whoo!

Oh, Bobo, would you be my dance partner? Oh, thank you.

Oh, how wonderful this is. Oh! Oh!

Oh, Bobo, I can't stop dancing.

Oh, Bobo, yes.

Let's dance through here. Oh! My, my, let's stop, shall we?

Thank you, Bobo. What a lovely dance. Oh.

-That's a relief.

-HOOTER BLASTS

Oh, dear, look at the state of the lab.

Yes, I don't think there's quite enough room here for a waltz.

Let's try something else. How about ballet?

Ballet mode, like so. And let's hit it.

CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

Oh! Oh, I say!

Oh, look. I'm dancing like a ballet dancer in Swan Lake.

Where are you? Oh, there you are.

Where are you? There you are. It's exhausting.

Let's just stop this, shall we?

Let's try one more.

What do you think, Bobo? How about funky disco mode?

Ha-ha, that's pretty cool.

OK, which era? '90s, '80s, '70s. Let's go with '70s. Here we go.

-And, off we go. Whoo! Yeah!

-DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

Oh, yeah! This is funky. What do you think, Bobo? Check out my moves.

Whoo! Ha-ha! Oh!

Oh, I say, I've got a wriggly bottom.

Ooh look, this is really super-cool.

Whoo! Yeah!

So, what have we learned here, today?

Well, you can indeed turn a scientist into a brilliant dancer,

Yes. But I think that's enough for one day.

I think I'll turn it off. That's better. Ooh! Ooh!

I say, what's going on?

The Boogie-Salsa-Tango-Matic is out of control. Bobo, help me! Whoo!

I'm Professor Muddles. Goodbye! Whoa! Oh, no!

I do hope this is the cafeteri-ay.

I haven't had a chocolate biccy or a cup of tea for ages.

No, this is the room where we keep

some of the most valuable antiques from the Georgian period.

Oh, fascinating.

Oh, maybe this young lady can help me.

Excuse me, could you guide me to the cafeteri-ay, please? Hello? Hello?

-Oh, she's very quiet, isn't she?

-Uh, it's a model, she's not real.

Oh, yes, of course. Silly me.

This model is wearing a genuine Georgian outfit.

It's over 300 years old and one of our most valuable antiques.

I'll be the judge of that. I am the expert.

Yes. Let's look at the lace. Oh, yes. The material.

-We'll start with the hat, shall we?

-Please, be careful.

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Yes, it looks Georgian.

Well, the only way to really find out is by trying it on. Here we go.

-Oh, lovely. Does that suit me?

-SHE LAUGHS

-NERVOUSLY:

-Yes, it's very nice, but it's very delicate.

I think this deserves one of those selfies.

I'll just get my camera. There we are.

Right, are you ready to smile? Say, "Cheese!"

Please, be careful with the dress.

Chee...whoa!

Oh, well, I can confirm that this is a genuine Georgian dress.

And it's a perfect fit!

Oh, there's my handbag. Thank you.

Now, where's that cafetee-airy-ay? Oh, I think this way.

Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

I opened a village fete in Littlebottom last weekend.

I had a wonderful time. I went on the bouncy castle and the tombola.

I even had my face painted as a rabbit. Heh-heh-heh.

Wait a second, did I remember to wash my face?

Oh, very funny, Doreen. Yeah, carrots, I get it.

And now, this.

Growl! Growl! Stalk! Pounce! Various foraging for nuts and honey.

Surprise! Hello! Rapids Johnson here.

And today, I'm hoping to find the lesser spotted copying bear

using this very clever bear disguise.

Or as I call it, a bearsie.

Let's just check myself out in this mirror and see how I look.

Oh, yeah, Rapids, looking good.

Now, in order to fool the bear, my disguise has to be perfect.

And that's why I've got this mirror, so I can practise some bear moves.

Let's take another look, shall we? OK. Oh, yah, Rapids, fantastic.

I look exactly like the lesser spotted copying bear.

Now, let's see if I can walk like him? Here we go.

Stalking along. Oh, wow.

It's like I'm looking at an actual lesser spotted copying bear.

-It's uncanny!

-BEAR CHUCKLES

I feel like I could actually reach out and touch him.

You know, it's strange, this disguise is so good, I'm amazed

that a lesser spotted copying bear doesn't come to say hello.

Hello!

Ha-ha-ha!

Never mind. We'll find those bears, or my name's not Rapids...

-BEAR:

-Johnson!

-..Johnson. Keep 'em peeled.

It's...silly time!

So, for the perfect cheese straws, you need some stinky cheese

and 97 drinking straws.

Oh! Hello there, my little flapjacks

and welcome to Bake Me A Star, with me, Dina Lady.

And this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy. Say hello, Tommy.

Hello, Tommy!

Now, today, we asked our three home bakers to bake some fairy cakes.

Ooh, fairy cakes, my favourite.

I've not had any breakfast

just so I can be super-hungry when I taste them!

-All right, calm down, my little jelly mould.

-Sorry.

Daft boy.

And remember, we'll award this Bake Me A Star rosette

to whoever has made the best fairy cake.

How about that, eh?

Right, then, I'll have a little look.

And I'll have a little taste.

Now, I like these. All that icing and sprinkles. Mmm.

Ah, right, now these are a type of fairy cakes called butterfly cakes.

Very dainty.

Oh, wow. And these are chocolate fairy cakes. Yum-tastic.

Right, we've had a little look. I can't wait to have a little taste!

But they've all gone!

-And I so wanted to have a taste.

-Oh! Tommy, you are a one.

Now, I've just had a teeny, tiny taste

and all of your fairy cakes were good.

But not quite right.

Thankfully, I've brought my own.

Come along, dear, there we are.

See? One perfect little fairy cake. Lovely.

But hang on, that's not a fairy cake.

And that means that first prize goes to...me! Ooh!

That is a surprise!

-Say goodbye, Tommy.

-Goodbye, Tommy.

See you next time, my little sugarplums.

And now it's time for your giggles!

-Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

-I don't know.

-Because he had no body to go with.

-LAUGHTER

# I am good Robin's minstrel And I always sing a song

# I try to put good Robin right But he always gets it wrong. #

Not today, minstrel, I'm going on a lovely walk with Maid Marian.

And to impress her, I've knitted these fashionable new tights.

Pink! It's the new green, don't you know?

Quick! She's coming.

Everything is perfect, nothing will spoil my day.

So no singing. Got that?

# Go-o-o-o-o-t that! #

You ready for this walk, then?

Er, what are you wearing?

I thought you'd notice. Knitted these tights myself.

Cool, huh?

Right. Come on, then.

Oh, hold on. These tights are rather itchy.

# Good Robin's planned A charming stroll

# He's with his perfect match

# There's just one tiny problem though

-# An itch he needs to scratch. #

-Shush!

Reminding me about these itchy tights only makes them itchier.

# Itchy tights, itchy tights

# They've got an itchy prickle

# Itchy tights, itchy tights

# They really, really tickle. #

Why have you stopped? I thought we were going for a walk.

I was just, erm, ahhhh... Admiring the view.

# Now something Robin wished He'd checked

# Before he started stitching Was the type of wool he used

-ALL:

-# Cos these are really itching. #

Stop going on about them! You're only making it worse.

# Itchy tights, itchy tights They've got an itchy prickle

# Itchy tights, itchy tights They really, really tickle. #

SHE SIGHS

I knew you wouldn't be able to keep up. That's it, I'm off.

No, wait, Marian, don't go. Wait!

# There is a way to stop the itch And nip it in the bud

# Just find a squelchy puddle Full of steaming, soothing mud. #

Marian, wait for me. Please!

SQUELCHING

-Oh! Oh, that's better.

-I'm off.

No! Marian, come back.

# Itchy tights, itchy tights He's nipped them in the bud

# Itchy tights, itchy tights Not so itchy with this mud

# Not so itchy with this mu-u-u-u-u-u-d! #

Oh, that minstrel's got to go.

You've been watching Gigglebiz, my little cupcakes. Say goodbye, Tommy.

Goodbye, Tommy.

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

# We all hate to say goodbye

# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na It's time to go

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

# Ho-ho! #