Episode 16 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz.

DIY Dan.

Rapids Johnson.

Dan Step.

But first, it's Gail Force.

Hello there. I'm Gail Force, and I'm reporting live

from some very important roadworks.

Now, I'm here with the lady in charge. Hello there.

Now, tell me, what...?

DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL

-Sorry, could you repeat the question?

-Yes, of course.

These roadworks...

DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL

Sorry, what was that?

DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Oi!

Thank you. He's a lovely man.

Yes, these roadworks. Why is there such a delay on them?

Well, you asked him to stop.

Well, yes, I did, didn't I?

Carry on, will you?

DRILLING

DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL

Haway, bairns. Keith Fitt here.

Today, we're in Mrs Titherington's karate class. Champion!

-I'm your star pupil, eh, Mrs T?

-He is.

-Thanks a lot for giving me my brand-new karate suit.

-No problem.

-Just let me know when you want a break.

-Oh, right, will do.

First, I'm going to show you some karate moves. Let's go to work.

FLY BUZZES Hang on a minute.

Oh, I say, Keith. That's very impressive.

Well, I haven't started yet, Mrs T. I was just shooing away a fly.

Right. Where were we?

FLY BUZZES

Oh, man. I think I'll need that break now, Mrs T.

Phew. I'm exhausted. Oh, no, here it comes again.

Oh, no.

Ahem.

And that's how you do karate.

Champion!

You don't have another karate suit, do you?

Oh, dear. Hello! Where are you?

'Over here.'

Over where?

KLAXON

Ooh. Ah. Hello there.

I'm Professor Diddles... Urgh! I mean Middles... Ee!

I mean Muddles. And welcome to my laboratory. Ta-da!

You've caught me looking for something rather important.

It's my latest invention. Hooray! Excuse me a moment.

Where are you? I can't see you.

-'I'm on the shelf.'

-Shelf? The whole laboratory's full of shelves.

There's shelves over there and here and everywhere.

Let's start with the UV shelf, shall we?

Now. No. No.

-'No, the other shelf.'

-Aiee!

Now, let's see, shall we? Ooh.

I think this plant could do with a water. Whoops.

-Oh! A-ha! There you are.

-'Hello, Professor Puddles. I mean, Muddles.'

Ahem, yes. Well, allow me to introduce my latest invention.

This is my very own smartphone. Ta-da!

You may have seen one of these at home.

It's a phone but it also does lots of other smart things,

like faking totos... I mean taking photos.

And, of course, wurfing the seb... Ee! I mean, surfing the web.

But, I hear you cry, Professor Muddles,

how smart can a smartphone really be?

'Smarter than you, that's for sure.'

Ahem, we'll see about.

Right. Smartphone. First, photos.

Let's take some cool souffles.

-'Selfies!'

-Yes, I mean selfies.

To upload to the old Professor Muddles monthly blog. Ha-ha.

Ah! Wait! No, no. Stop!

No, I wasn't ready.

-'Uploading the silly selfie now.'

-No, no. Don't do that.

-'Silly selfie uploaded.'

-Oh, dear!

Of course this smartphone isn't really that smart.

It can't do things like order a takeaway pizza.

'Ordering pepperoni pizza.'

Oh! Maybe it can actually order a pizza.

And pepperoni is my favourite topping. Ha-ha.

Well done, Smartphone. I do so love pizza.

In fact, I think if I had 27 pizzas here right now I'd eat the lot.

-'Ordering 27 pepperoni pizzas.'

-No, I didn't mean...

DING-DONG! Ooh. Doorbell.

I wonder who that is? Probably mother.

Ha-ha. Wow. How about that? 27 pepperoni pizzas.

Ha-ha. Well done, Sm... Aiee!

Oh, dear. My poor pepperoni pizzas!

Oh, no.

I've got tomato sauce all over my smartphone.

-'Instigating washing mechanism.'

-What do you mean wa...?

GURGLING Oh, dear.

Oh. Argh. Aiee!

It's Silly Time!

SILLY MUSIC

DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL

'Problems with a dripping roof?'

DRIP!

'Don't want to get wet, do we?'

'What you need is some guttering and pipes to help the water drain away.'

'A DIY expert always turns to guttering and pipes

'for a job like this.'

'Soon you should have your guttering neatly in place.

'Next, attach the pipes.'

'With everything fixed neatly to the wall, water should flow

'into the guttering and down the pipes to the bottom.

'Why not give it a test?'

'Job done.'

And now it's time for your giggles.

What kind of bow is hard to tie?

-I don't know.

-A rainbow.

Hello there. Gail Force here, still reporting live

from the very important roadworks.

Now, let's speak to one of the work...

DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL

SHE WHISTLES

-Oh. Now, this is John. Hello, John.

-It's Jim.

-Oh, sorry about that.

This is Jason.

And he's agreed to let me have a go with his drill.

-Have I?

-Yes.

Now, of course, it's very important to have your safety goggles on

and I'm going to put these headphones on like that. There we go.

SHE SHOUTS: Wow. These really do block out the noise!

-Yeah, you can hardly hear a thing.

-Jim, I can hardly hear a thing!

Now, don't try this at home. Would you? Thank you.

DRILLING

Oh, Bluebell. Stop licking my face, you silly dog.

Oh, sorry about that!

Ahem. I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news. Now, in today's...

DRIP! Hang on a minute. What's that?

Doreen, I think we've got a leak. It's dripping on my head.

Oh, Doreen. Hang on a minute, I'll use my mug.

It's coming down here, look. I've got it. Where were we?

Back to the news. Today... DRIP!

Hang on a minute. There's another leak, Doreen!

I thought we'd got the roof fixed. Oh, really! I don't know.

Doreen, there's water coming in everywhere. It's dripping everywhere.

Bring more buckets. I mean, honestly. Doreen?

Though, what's going on? Oh, I don't know.

I'm trying to read the news here.

DRIP-DRIP-DRIP! Oh, it's a wash-out.

Hello. Sh. Hello. Rapids Johnson here.

Today I'm on the trail of the Rainy Bear.

It only ever comes out when it rains.

As you can see, I've got my wet-weather gear on

and my special camouflage bear-spotting brolly. Ha-ha.

All I have to do is wait for it to rain. Simple.

-Hang on a minute.

-Yippee!

Oh, no, would you look at that. No sign of rain.

How am I going to see the Rainy Bear if it isn't actually raining?

Honestly.

I know, I'll check the forecast and see if there's any rain later.

I've got the old smartphone here.

Hello? Rapids here. Is it going to rain? Right. Uh-huh. No. Uh-huh. Yes.

Goodbye. Oh, dear. No, it's going to be dry all day. That's a real shame.

It looks like I may never get to see this amazing creature

dancing in the rain. Oh... What am I going to do...?

Oh! Look, it's started raining and still no sign of the Rainy Bear.

Oh, well, I'll find that bear or my name's not Rapids...

Johnson.

Johnson. Keep 'em peeled.

I can see why the bear dances, actually, in the rain.

It's quite fun. Ha-ha! Rapids dancing. Ha-ha!

Ooh, I like this.

JAZZ MUSIC

CHEERING

WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE

WIND AND RAIN

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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