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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz.

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DIY Dan.

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Rapids Johnson.

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Dan Step.

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But first, it's Gail Force.

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Hello there. I'm Gail Force, and I'm reporting live

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from some very important roadworks.

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Now, I'm here with the lady in charge. Hello there.

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Now, tell me, what...?

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DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL

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-Sorry, could you repeat the question?

-Yes, of course.

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These roadworks...

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DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL

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Sorry, what was that?

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DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me.

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Oi!

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Thank you. He's a lovely man.

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Yes, these roadworks. Why is there such a delay on them?

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Well, you asked him to stop.

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Well, yes, I did, didn't I?

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Carry on, will you?

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DRILLING

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DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL

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Haway, bairns. Keith Fitt here.

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Today, we're in Mrs Titherington's karate class. Champion!

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-I'm your star pupil, eh, Mrs T?

-He is.

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-Thanks a lot for giving me my brand-new karate suit.

-No problem.

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-Just let me know when you want a break.

-Oh, right, will do.

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First, I'm going to show you some karate moves. Let's go to work.

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FLY BUZZES Hang on a minute.

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Oh, I say, Keith. That's very impressive.

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Well, I haven't started yet, Mrs T. I was just shooing away a fly.

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Right. Where were we?

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FLY BUZZES

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Oh, man. I think I'll need that break now, Mrs T.

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Phew. I'm exhausted. Oh, no, here it comes again.

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Oh, no.

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Ahem.

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And that's how you do karate.

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Champion!

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You don't have another karate suit, do you?

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Oh, dear. Hello! Where are you?

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'Over here.'

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Over where?

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KLAXON

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Ooh. Ah. Hello there.

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I'm Professor Diddles... Urgh! I mean Middles... Ee!

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I mean Muddles. And welcome to my laboratory. Ta-da!

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You've caught me looking for something rather important.

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It's my latest invention. Hooray! Excuse me a moment.

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Where are you? I can't see you.

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-'I'm on the shelf.'

-Shelf? The whole laboratory's full of shelves.

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There's shelves over there and here and everywhere.

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Let's start with the UV shelf, shall we?

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Now. No. No.

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-'No, the other shelf.'

-Aiee!

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Now, let's see, shall we? Ooh.

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I think this plant could do with a water. Whoops.

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-Oh! A-ha! There you are.

-'Hello, Professor Puddles. I mean, Muddles.'

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Ahem, yes. Well, allow me to introduce my latest invention.

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This is my very own smartphone. Ta-da!

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You may have seen one of these at home.

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It's a phone but it also does lots of other smart things,

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like faking totos... I mean taking photos.

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And, of course, wurfing the seb... Ee! I mean, surfing the web.

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But, I hear you cry, Professor Muddles,

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how smart can a smartphone really be?

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'Smarter than you, that's for sure.'

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Ahem, we'll see about.

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Right. Smartphone. First, photos.

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Let's take some cool souffles.

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-'Selfies!'

-Yes, I mean selfies.

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To upload to the old Professor Muddles monthly blog. Ha-ha.

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Ah! Wait! No, no. Stop!

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No, I wasn't ready.

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-'Uploading the silly selfie now.'

-No, no. Don't do that.

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-'Silly selfie uploaded.'

-Oh, dear!

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Of course this smartphone isn't really that smart.

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It can't do things like order a takeaway pizza.

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'Ordering pepperoni pizza.'

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Oh! Maybe it can actually order a pizza.

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And pepperoni is my favourite topping. Ha-ha.

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Well done, Smartphone. I do so love pizza.

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In fact, I think if I had 27 pizzas here right now I'd eat the lot.

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-'Ordering 27 pepperoni pizzas.'

-No, I didn't mean...

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DING-DONG! Ooh. Doorbell.

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I wonder who that is? Probably mother.

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Ha-ha. Wow. How about that? 27 pepperoni pizzas.

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Ha-ha. Well done, Sm... Aiee!

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Oh, dear. My poor pepperoni pizzas!

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Oh, no.

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I've got tomato sauce all over my smartphone.

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-'Instigating washing mechanism.'

-What do you mean wa...?

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GURGLING Oh, dear.

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Oh. Argh. Aiee!

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It's Silly Time!

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SILLY MUSIC

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DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL

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'Problems with a dripping roof?'

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DRIP!

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'Don't want to get wet, do we?'

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'What you need is some guttering and pipes to help the water drain away.'

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'A DIY expert always turns to guttering and pipes

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'for a job like this.'

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'Soon you should have your guttering neatly in place.

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'Next, attach the pipes.'

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'With everything fixed neatly to the wall, water should flow

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'into the guttering and down the pipes to the bottom.

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'Why not give it a test?'

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'Job done.'

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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What kind of bow is hard to tie?

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-I don't know.

-A rainbow.

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Hello there. Gail Force here, still reporting live

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from the very important roadworks.

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Now, let's speak to one of the work...

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DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL

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SHE WHISTLES

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-Oh. Now, this is John. Hello, John.

-It's Jim.

-Oh, sorry about that.

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This is Jason.

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And he's agreed to let me have a go with his drill.

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-Have I?

-Yes.

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Now, of course, it's very important to have your safety goggles on

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and I'm going to put these headphones on like that. There we go.

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SHE SHOUTS: Wow. These really do block out the noise!

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-Yeah, you can hardly hear a thing.

-Jim, I can hardly hear a thing!

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Now, don't try this at home. Would you? Thank you.

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DRILLING

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Oh, Bluebell. Stop licking my face, you silly dog.

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Oh, sorry about that!

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Ahem. I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news. Now, in today's...

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DRIP! Hang on a minute. What's that?

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Doreen, I think we've got a leak. It's dripping on my head.

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Oh, Doreen. Hang on a minute, I'll use my mug.

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It's coming down here, look. I've got it. Where were we?

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Back to the news. Today... DRIP!

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Hang on a minute. There's another leak, Doreen!

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I thought we'd got the roof fixed. Oh, really! I don't know.

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Doreen, there's water coming in everywhere. It's dripping everywhere.

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Bring more buckets. I mean, honestly. Doreen?

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Though, what's going on? Oh, I don't know.

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I'm trying to read the news here.

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DRIP-DRIP-DRIP! Oh, it's a wash-out.

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Hello. Sh. Hello. Rapids Johnson here.

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Today I'm on the trail of the Rainy Bear.

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It only ever comes out when it rains.

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As you can see, I've got my wet-weather gear on

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and my special camouflage bear-spotting brolly. Ha-ha.

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All I have to do is wait for it to rain. Simple.

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-Hang on a minute.

-Yippee!

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Oh, no, would you look at that. No sign of rain.

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How am I going to see the Rainy Bear if it isn't actually raining?

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Honestly.

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I know, I'll check the forecast and see if there's any rain later.

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I've got the old smartphone here.

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Hello? Rapids here. Is it going to rain? Right. Uh-huh. No. Uh-huh. Yes.

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Goodbye. Oh, dear. No, it's going to be dry all day. That's a real shame.

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It looks like I may never get to see this amazing creature

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dancing in the rain. Oh... What am I going to do...?

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Oh! Look, it's started raining and still no sign of the Rainy Bear.

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Oh, well, I'll find that bear or my name's not Rapids...

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Johnson.

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Johnson. Keep 'em peeled.

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I can see why the bear dances, actually, in the rain.

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It's quite fun. Ha-ha! Rapids dancing. Ha-ha!

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Ooh, I like this.

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JAZZ MUSIC

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CHEERING

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WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE

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WIND AND RAIN

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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You've been watching Gigglebiz. Hooray. Goodbye.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Ho-ho! #

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