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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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Humphrey,

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Nana Knickerbocker,

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Rapids Johnson,

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but, first, it's Keith Fitt.

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IN GEORDIE ACCENT: Yeah, way. Keith Fitt, here.

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And welcome to Keith Fitt - It's A Record, Man.

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OK, bairns. Now, today I'm going to attempt to juggle

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the most teddy bears ever.

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Champion! And these are my two judges over here.

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Now, it is a given. I mean, you've even written it down here.

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I've been juggling teddies for over 20 years. So, I know how to juggle.

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Right, Keith, you've got to juggle as many teddies as possible. OK?

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-Let's get juggling.

-In three, two, one... Begin!

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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Yeah, way, man. Here we go.

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I'll start off with three. Oh, skills. Juggling skills.

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Let's do the rest of them. Here we go...

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Huh, huh, huh. He-he, huh huh...

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Away, man. Skills! Whoo hoo!

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That way. Champion!

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OK, bairns. Let's see how I got on.

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So, did I break the world record?

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-No, Keith.

-Sorry, Keith.

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And that's how you juggle teddies. Champion!

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CALMING MUSIC

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CLOWN MUSIC

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SOOTHING MUSIC

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HE YAWNS

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HE SNORES

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HE SNORES LOUDLY

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Avast, Captain Crackers,

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we've been marooned for months on this desert island.

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Not a living soul for thousands of miles

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and we've run out of food and drink.

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-SQUAWKS

-Ooh...

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Ha-hargh! Look, Captain Crackers. Provisions have arrived.

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We're saved! Ha-hargh.

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Can I have somes of your cake? Ha-hargh.

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SQUAWKING

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-Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

-One.

-One who?

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No, it's one, TWO!

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THEY CHUCKLE.

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COCKEREL CROWS

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# La-la-la-lala-la la-a-a-a

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# La-la-la-lala-la l-o-o-o. #

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Ho-ho. The sun is shining, the birds are singing.

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And Nana's panto farm shop is looking wonderful.

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Isn't it, everybody?

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-Sure is, Nana.

-Oh, it's a tough crowd here. Must be a matinee.

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-Ooh! Here comes a customer.

-Oh, hello.

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-I'd like two pints of milk, please.

-Yes, of course.

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We get our fresh milk from our cow...

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-MOO

-..Daisy.

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Don't mind her, everybody. She just gets a bit MOODY!

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-Hah! MOODY!

-DAISY MOOS

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-You can help yourself.

-Me? I can't milk a cow.

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Oh, all right. Dandini, come on, get milking. That's it.

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-No way.

-Why not?

-Because Daisy doesn't like being milked.

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Oh, yes, she does.

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DAISY MOOS

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-Oh, no, she doesn't.

-Oh, yes, she does.

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Oh, no, she doesn't.

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-Well, come on. Join in.

-TOGETHER:

-Oh, yes, she does.

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-Look, I just want two pints of milk.

-Oh, all right. I'll do it.

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-Come here. Daisy! No!

-DAISY MOOS

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After her, everybody. Hurry up, come on. Come here, you.

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DAISY MOOS

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CHICKENS CLUCK

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CRASH

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DAISY MOOS

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Stop. Stop, Daisy. Stop all this running around.

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We're exhausted. Now, look, all we want is some milk.

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Otherwise, this lovely lady won't have any milk for her cornflakes.

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Aww... Well, come on. It's worse than that.

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-TOGETHER: Awww.

-Well, join in.

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-ALL: Awww...

-Yes.

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Ooh... What's Daisy up to?

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Oh, of course. There you are.

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-Fresh milk, ice-cold, straight from the cow.

-Thanks.

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Oh, I do love a happy ending.

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Take a bow, everyone. Good show, good show.

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Keep smiling, keep smiling.

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DAISY MOOS

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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-Why was the man running round his bed?

-I don't know.

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Because he wanted to catch up with his sleep.

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THEY LAUGH

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DRUM ROLL

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Hey!

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Hey!

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HE YAWNS

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-ALL:

-Hey!

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CIRCUS MUSIC

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BOING!

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Hey!

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HE YAWNS

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Hey!

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FANFARE

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BOING!

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Hey!

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HE SNORES

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DRUM ROLL

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FANFARE

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Hey!

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TOGETHER: Hey!

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Hey...

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HE SNORES

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It's silly time!

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MUSIC: If You Go Down To The Woods Today

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-Delicious.

-SHOUTING:

-Oh, hello.

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Shh... (Hello.) Rapids Johnson, here. And I'm deep in the forest

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on the trail of the famous bedtime bear.

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HE YAWNS

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Sorry about that. Now, this bear only comes out after dark.

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So, I need to stay awake

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if I'm to catch a glimpse of this beautiful nocturnal creature.

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And, of course, old Rapido has brought plenty of supplies.

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Let's take a look, shall we? First of all

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we have a huge mountain of bickies. Delicious.

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I have my torch. Essential.

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And then... Agh!

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You gave me a fright.

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Don't worry, everyone. It's just my old teddy bear. This is William.

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-Say hello, Will.

-IN FUNNY VOICE:

-Hello! Shh...

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-HE WHISPERS:

-Hello.

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Right, shouldn't have to wait long.

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We just need to stay awake long enough to see the...

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HE SNORES

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MUSIC: If You Go Down To The Woods Today

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BEDTIME BEAR CHUCKLES

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Shh.

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Yum!

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-HE BITES NOISILY

-Wah! Whoa.

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What is it? En garde. Oh, sorry about that.

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Must have nodded off for a second.

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I know, I'll have a lovely warm drink and a bickie.

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Don't want to risk missing the bedtime bear, do we?

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Lovely. Mm...delicious.

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Now, I'll just... Oh, thank you very much.

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-How civilised.

-You're welcome.

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Right, as I was saying, the most important thing

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is to stay wide awake, because we don't...

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HE SNORES

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RAPIDS CHUCKLES

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I do love you, Teddy. Good old Will.

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I'll find that bear, or my name is not...

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Rapids...

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Johnson.

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That's right, Johnson. Good teddy. I do love you.

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THEY SNORE

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And we wish the Chapmans all the best

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for their 50th wedding anniversary. Wonderful times.

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And that's it for today.

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I'm Arthur Sleep and this is Sir Tedward Bearheart

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And since it's the end of the show,

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well, it's time to go home and get some sleep.

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-Say good night, Teddy.

-IN TEDDY'S VOICE:

-Good night.

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Night, Doreen. Would you lock up for me? Take care.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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-# Farewell, TTFN

-Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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