Episode 19 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

Arthur Sleep,

The Lost Pirate,

Professor Muddles,

but first it's DIY Dan.

Need another DIY project for your garden?

How about a bird bath for all the little garden birds?

CHIRPING

First, make a base for your bird bath.

Using flowerpots is a great idea.

Carefully stack the flowerpots to make a nice, neat tower.

All you need now is the bath.

Make sure the bath isn't too big for all the little garden birds.

CHIRPING

Once you have a bath the correct size, place it on top of the base.

Then add anything else the birds might enjoy.

Now all your bird bath needs is water.

Carefully fill it up.

And you can finally watch the birds enjoy themselves.

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Step back and admire your latest DIY success.

Quack-quack qua-aa-ck!

Job done.

Quack!

Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep

and here's some very important breaking news.

It's vital that you hear the following announcement.

A rhinoceros has... What? What's going on?

Oh, is this...for me, a card?

Well, thank you. Oh, Doreen, you shouldn't have. Ahem.

"Dear Arthur." Oh, that's me. "Good luck with reading the news,

"love from your favourite auntie, Ada." Isn't that lovely! Thanks!

I'll pop that there. She always watches me read the news.

Where were we? Oh, yes, the news...

I can't remember what I was talking about.

You're right, Tommy, I have done something with my hair.

I washed it last night in chocolate sauce.

Oh! Hello there, my little chocolate logs

and welcome to Bake Me A Star with me, Dina Lady.

And this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

-Say hello, Tommy.

-Hello, Tommy.

Now, today we asked our three home bakers

to bake a sticky toffee puddin'.

Mmm. I made a toffee pudding once that was so sticky

that I got stuck to the spoon. He-he-he!

-Still trying to get it off.

-Oh, Tommy. Daft boy.

And remember, we'll award the Bake Me A Star rosette

to who ever makes the best puddin'.

How about that, eh?

Right. I'll have a little look.

And I'll have a little taste.

Ooh, look at that. Sponge cake soaked in treacle. My favourite.

Ooh, wow! A nice big, huge dollop of whipped cream.

I can't wait to try that one, he-he!

Oh! Look at that. That's a right treacly treat.

Ooh, with chopped nuts, too. Mmm.

Right, three sticky puddings there. I can't wait to get stuck in.

Oh, but they've all gone! And I was going to use my spoon to taste them.

Ooh! Tommy, you are funny.

Now, I've just had a teeny tiny taste

and all of your sticky toffee puddin's were good

but not quite right.

Thankfully, here's one I baked earlier.

Here we go.

As you can see, it's a sticky toffee puddin' with sticks in the sponge.

Well, go on, Tommy, you can use that spoon of yours now.

-Well?

-It tastes a bit stick-y.

Which means first prize goes to, er, well...

..me! Oh! That is a surprise.

-Say goodbye, Tommy.

-Goodbye, Tommy.

See you next time, my little Swiss rolls.

-Oh! Now I'm stuck to the plate, as well.

-Oh, Tom.

What are we going to do with you?

CRYING

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Ahem. Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.

Now, apologies for earlier when I was trying to give you

some important news and I got distracted.

Well, it won't happen again.

And I can give you that extraordinary piece of breaking news right now.

Brace yourselves, here it is.

A rhinoceros has parachuted... Hey!

What-What is it, Doreen? A pizza?

I can't have a pizza now, I've got important news to read. Hey...

Ooh, it smells delicious, what is it?

Oh, pepperoni, that's me favourite.

Oh, Doreen. Oh, you spoil me...

Mm, mmm!

This is delicious. What was I talking about? A news story, wasn't it?

Well, I'm sure it wasn't that important. Not as important as this.

Mmm, my favourite. Do you want a slice?

And now it's time for your giggles.

-Where do fish keep their money?

-I don't know.

In a river bank.

STRAINING

Squawk!

Hmm, well, Captain Crackers, still no sign of land.

Let's try higher up the rigging.

Squawk! Squawk!

Oh, shiver me timbers!

I thinks we really are lost on the high seas.

Squawk! Squawk!

Ya way, bairns. Keith Fit here, and today I'm going to show you...

Show you how to do some hurdling. Now, it's simple.

You run up the track, like so, up to the hurdle

and then you jump over the hurdle to the end. Ho-ho!

Now, I've been hurdling for over 20 years so I know how to jump.

To make it more interesting I'm going to race one of my students.

How you doing? Ha-ha.

This is Chrissie. Say hello, Chrissie.

Warming up, man.

Focused, in the zone. Like it, skills.

OK, we're going to go to the top now,

to the start of the race and Chrissie... Where'd she go?

Oh, man, she's off already. OK. Let's go to the start. Here we go!

-Ready, Mrs Hetherington?

-Oh, OK then, Keith.

SHE WHISTLES

Oh, man! Away!

HE PANTS

Oh, champion. Eh, what?

Well, um, as you can see, by a narrow margin,

I came an extremely close second.

Oh, no, Keith. Chrissie finished ages ago.

We've just been having a nice natter with our orange squash.

Oh, man. No, I let Chrissie win, honest, ha-ha!

And that's how you hurdle. Champion!

Oh, thanks, Mrs Hetherington.

Ahem. Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.

I absolutely promise there will be no interruptions. Oh-ho!

No more cards, Doreen, no more pizzas. Just the news.

Now, breaking news, a rhinoceros has parachuted into the palace.

And, amazingly, no-one was...

Flowers? What, for me, Doreen?

Oh, how kind. There's a card here.

"Dear Arthur, you are my breaking news."

Oh-ho-ho! Thank you so much, Doreen, that's lovely. I'm filling up.

Right, where was I? Oh, yes, the story.

Oh, dear, I've forgotten it again. Anyone? Anyone remember?

Ooh, I'll tell you what though, these smell lovely. He-he-he!

Now, are you sure you're not afraid of heights? Ah, good.

I think those goggles look rather dashing on you!

Ee-ah! Hello there, I'm Professor Biggles, ee-ee!

I mean Bubbles, ee-ee!

I mean Muddles, and welcome to my laboratory.

Now, today, we'll be asking a vital scientific question.

Can you make a teddy bear fly? Well, let's find out, shall we?

Now, as you know, this is my very favourite teddy, Bobo.

-Say hello, little fella.

-Squeak squeak squeak!

Bobo's kindly volunteered to test this, da-da-da-daa -

it's my new flying machine.

Right. Ready, Bobo? OK. Prepare for liftoff.

Oh!

Oh, success! Bobo is flying. Whoo-hoo!

Now, with this handy remote control, I can control his movements like so.

Right, over to the left. That's it and now to the right.

Oh, lovely flying technique there, Bobo. And now back to me.

All right, yes, OK! Steady, easy!

Now, OK, OK. Now, let's see how high a teddy can really fly. Here we go.

Up, up and away!

Whoo!

Look at that! Bobo's flying really high! Whoo-hoo!

Is it chilly up there, Bobo?

OK. Let's get you down again. Here you go.

Oh, no! Oh, no! My remote control is broken. Disaster!

Bobo, press the emergency red button. That's the one.

Don't worry, I'll catch you.

Whoo! Hoo-hoo!

Oh, no, go on, Bobo... Ay-ee-aa!

Squeak!

Ah! Well done, little fella. Ha-ha!

You know, I think that first flight went, um, rather well, eh?

So, what have we learnt today? Well, teddy bears can indeed fly.

We'll have to try for a smoother landing next time.

Ha-ha-ha... Oh, no, what's going on?!

Oh, I'm Professor Muddles, goodbye-ee!

You've been watching Gigglebiz, shipmates, ha-argh!

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