Episode 20 Gigglebiz

# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

Ho-ho!

Coming up on Gigglebiz, some of my favourite giggles.

With Gail Force, Will Singalot,

but first it's Ann Teak.

You could try selling it at the car boot sale.

Nye-xt.

-Oh, hello there, and you are?

-It's Mr Jellicoe.

I've got something pretty interesting here

and maybe rather valuable.

I'll be the judge of that, Mr Jellymould.

I am the expert. Let's take a look, shall we? Oh, well, I, um...

Yes, no. This is just an old football. It's worthless. Next.

No, these are actually antique bowling balls.

Oh, well, I must admit I do enjoy an evening at the bowling alley,

Mr Jellywobble.

These bowling balls were played with by Sir Francis Drake

on Plymouth Hoe before he defeated the Spanish Armada.

I say, Mr Jellywobble, I think these could be genuine bowling balls.

May I try them out?

Please, do be careful, these bowling balls are over 400 years old.

I'll be very careful. Here we go.

-Please, don't do that.

-Just warming up.

SHE GRUNTS

I'm just a little rusty.

Oh, no, please, don't.

SHE LAUGHS

Did you see that? Get in!

They don't call me Ten Pins Teak for nothing.

Oo-oo-oo-ooh!

In fact, if you want advice, I think they're very valuable.

Although they do have a few chips on them.

I would go and get them and look after them. Next.

I wonder if there's a sandwich in here.

# La-la la-la la La-la la-la la-la. #

Ah, ah-choo!

BUTTERFLY LAUGHS

Growl, growl! Stalk, pounce. Various foraging for nuts and honey.

Surprise, hello! Rapids Johnson here and today I'm hoping to find

the lesser spotted copying bear using this very clever bear disguise.

Or, as I call it, a bearsie.

Now, let's just check myself out in this mirror and see how I look.

There we are, Rapids, looking good.

Now, in order to fool the bear, my disguise has to be perfect

and that's why I've got this mirror so I can practise some bear moves.

Let's take another look, shall we?

OK, there we are, Rapids, fantastic.

I look exactly like the lesser spotted copying bear.

Now, let's see if I can walk like him. Here we go.

Stalking along.

Wow! It's like I'm looking at a natural lesser spotted copying bear,

it's uncanny. I feel like I could actually reach out and touch him.

You know, it's strange, this disguise is so good I'm amazed that

a lesser spotted copying bear doesn't come to say hello. Hello.

-Never mind. I'll find those bears or my name's not Rapids...

-Johnson.

Johnson. Keep them peeled.

It's silly time.

NEWS JINGLE PLAYS

Hey! And now we go over to Gail Force. Gail.

Thank you, Arthur.

Hello there, I'm Gail Force

and I'm here with this lovely choir from Gigglegreen Primary School.

Now, they've been selected for a national choir competition.

Hurray!

-Is that right?

-They have indeed.

Oh, how exciting!

And I believe that you're all very happy about it, aren't you?

# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. #

Oh.

# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. #

Oh, I love this one.

-HIGH PITCHED:

-# Happy and you know it, really want to show it

# Happy, happy, happy Clap your hands. #

Hurray! Oh, wonderful.

There's nothing like the feeling of a group all singing together

in perfect harmony. Is there, Mrs Thompson?

-There isn't, no.

-No.

Now, do you have a favourite song that you'd like to sing

-with the choir?

-Yes, we do, actually.

Mine's always the one about, you know,

all the animals in the jungle, the lion. Yes.

-How did that go?

-I'm not really sure that I...

# In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight. #

-Yes, that was it.

-Perhaps we should sing our competition entry.

# In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight. #

# Twinkle, twinkle, little star

-# Ee-e-e-oh-mum-oh-weh

-How I wonder what you are

-# Ee-e-e-oh

-Up above the world so high

-# Mum-oh-weh

-Like a diamond... #

Oh.

# Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

# Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweeeh

# Ee-e-e-oh-mum-oh-weh. #

Oh.

Looking for a place to store your mugs?

MUGS SMASH

Then build a mug tree.

To make a mug tree, you need a circular base...

..and some thin pieces of wood.

All you need now is some glue.

Any old bits of wood will do to make a mug tree.

Now, simply glue one of the bigger pieces to the base.

Next, add the branches of your tree.

In no time at all, your mug tree is complete.

Now, you can start hanging your mugs.

MUG SMASHES

MUG SMASHES

Store your mug tree on the shelf.

Job done.

Smashing!

Oh, dear, Captain Crackers. Looks like we're doomed!

Greybeard's going to make us walk the plank. All right, Greybeard.

I'm going to jump into the raging sea. Here I go. Arr!

What? Ha-ha! We're saved, Captain Crackers. Dry land.

Take that, Greybeard.

Thank ye. Provisions.

PARROT SQUAWKS

NEWS JINGLE PLAYS

SNORING

Get comfortable.

Oh, dear. That's better.

PHONE RINGS Ah!

And now it's time for your giggles.

-What's a cow's favourite place to go?

-I don't know.

The Moovies!

MUSIC: Greensleeves

# I am good Robin's minstrel and I always sing a song

# I try to put good Robin right but he always gets it wrong. #

Out of my way, minstrel. Maid Marian is in trouble

and I, brave, brilliant Robin Hood must save her.

-Stop, Marian.

-Robin, I need to go that way.

But beware, the slime-spitting frogs.

Slime-spitting frogs?

The point is, the bog's full of them.

During the day, they're all sleep. Listen.

SNORING

FROGS RIBBIT

-So, what's the problem?

-If you wake the frogs,

you'll be slimed like you've never been slimed before.

But never fear, just follow me through the bog. Very quietly.

And no singing, got that?

# Got that. #

# Brave Robin knows there's danger snoozing in this swampy bog

# So we must keep our voices down Don't wake the slimy frogs

# The frogs, the frogs The slimy frogs

# Don't wake the slimy frogs. #

Oi!

Quiet.

SNORING FROGS RIBBIT

Thankfully, I think, they're all still asleep.

Follow me once more, fair maid.

And remember, watch where you put your big feet.

# Good job he's wearing dainty shoes and not a pair of clogs

# Cos if he made a clippety-clop he'd wake the slimy frogs

-# Oh! #

-Ssh!

# The frogs, the frogs The slimy frogs

# Don't wake the slimy frogs. #

No!

# The frogs, the frogs, the slimy frogs, don't wake the slimy frogs. #

Quiet! Stop that, you...silly men!

FROGS CROAK

Er, Robin? What's that noise?

It's the slime-spitting frogs.

They're awake.

So, who was going to get us across without being slimed?

Ah, now, technically I did get you across.

Surely that deserves a reward. Perhaps a little kiss?

Ew, frankly I'd rather kiss the frogs.

-I'm off.

-No!

# The frogs, the frogs, the slimy frogs, she'd rather kiss the frogs

# The frogs, the frogs the slimy frogs

# She'd rather kiss the frogs

# Ribbit! #

That minstrel's got to go.

You've been watching Gigglebiz, shipmates. Har-harr!

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

# Farewell, TTFN, arrivederci

# We all hate to say goodbye

# But we'll be back again

# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

# Na-na na It's time to go

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

Ho-ho!