Episode 20 Gigglebiz


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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz, some of my favourite giggles.

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With Gail Force, Will Singalot,

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but first it's Ann Teak.

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You could try selling it at the car boot sale.

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Nye-xt.

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-Oh, hello there, and you are?

-It's Mr Jellicoe.

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I've got something pretty interesting here

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and maybe rather valuable.

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I'll be the judge of that, Mr Jellymould.

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I am the expert. Let's take a look, shall we? Oh, well, I, um...

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Yes, no. This is just an old football. It's worthless. Next.

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No, these are actually antique bowling balls.

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Oh, well, I must admit I do enjoy an evening at the bowling alley,

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Mr Jellywobble.

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These bowling balls were played with by Sir Francis Drake

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on Plymouth Hoe before he defeated the Spanish Armada.

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I say, Mr Jellywobble, I think these could be genuine bowling balls.

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May I try them out?

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Please, do be careful, these bowling balls are over 400 years old.

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I'll be very careful. Here we go.

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-Please, don't do that.

-Just warming up.

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SHE GRUNTS

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I'm just a little rusty.

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Oh, no, please, don't.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Did you see that? Get in!

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They don't call me Ten Pins Teak for nothing.

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Oo-oo-oo-ooh!

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In fact, if you want advice, I think they're very valuable.

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Although they do have a few chips on them.

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I would go and get them and look after them. Next.

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I wonder if there's a sandwich in here.

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# La-la la-la la La-la la-la la-la. #

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Ah, ah-choo!

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BUTTERFLY LAUGHS

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Growl, growl! Stalk, pounce. Various foraging for nuts and honey.

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Surprise, hello! Rapids Johnson here and today I'm hoping to find

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the lesser spotted copying bear using this very clever bear disguise.

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Or, as I call it, a bearsie.

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Now, let's just check myself out in this mirror and see how I look.

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There we are, Rapids, looking good.

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Now, in order to fool the bear, my disguise has to be perfect

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and that's why I've got this mirror so I can practise some bear moves.

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Let's take another look, shall we?

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OK, there we are, Rapids, fantastic.

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I look exactly like the lesser spotted copying bear.

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Now, let's see if I can walk like him. Here we go.

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Stalking along.

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Wow! It's like I'm looking at a natural lesser spotted copying bear,

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it's uncanny. I feel like I could actually reach out and touch him.

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You know, it's strange, this disguise is so good I'm amazed that

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a lesser spotted copying bear doesn't come to say hello. Hello.

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-Never mind. I'll find those bears or my name's not Rapids...

-Johnson.

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Johnson. Keep them peeled.

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It's silly time.

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NEWS JINGLE PLAYS

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Hey! And now we go over to Gail Force. Gail.

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Thank you, Arthur.

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Hello there, I'm Gail Force

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and I'm here with this lovely choir from Gigglegreen Primary School.

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Now, they've been selected for a national choir competition.

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Hurray!

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-Is that right?

-They have indeed.

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Oh, how exciting!

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And I believe that you're all very happy about it, aren't you?

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# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. #

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Oh.

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# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. #

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Oh, I love this one.

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-HIGH PITCHED:

-# Happy and you know it, really want to show it

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# Happy, happy, happy Clap your hands. #

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Hurray! Oh, wonderful.

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There's nothing like the feeling of a group all singing together

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in perfect harmony. Is there, Mrs Thompson?

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-There isn't, no.

-No.

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Now, do you have a favourite song that you'd like to sing

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-with the choir?

-Yes, we do, actually.

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Mine's always the one about, you know,

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all the animals in the jungle, the lion. Yes.

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-How did that go?

-I'm not really sure that I...

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# In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight. #

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-Yes, that was it.

-Perhaps we should sing our competition entry.

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# In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight. #

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# Twinkle, twinkle, little star

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-# Ee-e-e-oh-mum-oh-weh

-How I wonder what you are

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-# Ee-e-e-oh

-Up above the world so high

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-# Mum-oh-weh

-Like a diamond... #

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Oh.

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# Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

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# Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweeeh

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# Ee-e-e-oh-mum-oh-weh. #

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Oh.

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Looking for a place to store your mugs?

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MUGS SMASH

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Then build a mug tree.

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To make a mug tree, you need a circular base...

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..and some thin pieces of wood.

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All you need now is some glue.

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Any old bits of wood will do to make a mug tree.

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Now, simply glue one of the bigger pieces to the base.

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Next, add the branches of your tree.

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In no time at all, your mug tree is complete.

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Now, you can start hanging your mugs.

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MUG SMASHES

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MUG SMASHES

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Store your mug tree on the shelf.

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Job done.

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Smashing!

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Oh, dear, Captain Crackers. Looks like we're doomed!

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Greybeard's going to make us walk the plank. All right, Greybeard.

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I'm going to jump into the raging sea. Here I go. Arr!

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What? Ha-ha! We're saved, Captain Crackers. Dry land.

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Take that, Greybeard.

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Thank ye. Provisions.

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PARROT SQUAWKS

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NEWS JINGLE PLAYS

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SNORING

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Get comfortable.

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Oh, dear. That's better.

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PHONE RINGS Ah!

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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-What's a cow's favourite place to go?

-I don't know.

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The Moovies!

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MUSIC: Greensleeves

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# I am good Robin's minstrel and I always sing a song

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# I try to put good Robin right but he always gets it wrong. #

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Out of my way, minstrel. Maid Marian is in trouble

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and I, brave, brilliant Robin Hood must save her.

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-Stop, Marian.

-Robin, I need to go that way.

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But beware, the slime-spitting frogs.

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Slime-spitting frogs?

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The point is, the bog's full of them.

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During the day, they're all sleep. Listen.

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SNORING

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FROGS RIBBIT

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-So, what's the problem?

-If you wake the frogs,

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you'll be slimed like you've never been slimed before.

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But never fear, just follow me through the bog. Very quietly.

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And no singing, got that?

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# Got that. #

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# Brave Robin knows there's danger snoozing in this swampy bog

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# So we must keep our voices down Don't wake the slimy frogs

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# The frogs, the frogs The slimy frogs

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# Don't wake the slimy frogs. #

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Oi!

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Quiet.

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SNORING FROGS RIBBIT

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Thankfully, I think, they're all still asleep.

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Follow me once more, fair maid.

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And remember, watch where you put your big feet.

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# Good job he's wearing dainty shoes and not a pair of clogs

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# Cos if he made a clippety-clop he'd wake the slimy frogs

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-# Oh! #

-Ssh!

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# The frogs, the frogs The slimy frogs

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# Don't wake the slimy frogs. #

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No!

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# The frogs, the frogs, the slimy frogs, don't wake the slimy frogs. #

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Quiet! Stop that, you...silly men!

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FROGS CROAK

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Er, Robin? What's that noise?

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It's the slime-spitting frogs.

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They're awake.

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So, who was going to get us across without being slimed?

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Ah, now, technically I did get you across.

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Surely that deserves a reward. Perhaps a little kiss?

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Ew, frankly I'd rather kiss the frogs.

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-I'm off.

-No!

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# The frogs, the frogs, the slimy frogs, she'd rather kiss the frogs

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# The frogs, the frogs the slimy frogs

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# She'd rather kiss the frogs

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# Ribbit! #

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That minstrel's got to go.

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You've been watching Gigglebiz, shipmates. Har-harr!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN, arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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