Episode 21 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz - Dina Lady,

Captain Adorable,

Professor Muddles.

But first, it's Rapids Johnson.

Hello! Sh!

Hello. Rapids Johnson here and this is my best plan yet.

A jar of honey - hooray! You see, bears just love honey.

All I have to do is wait and I'm sure to spot the famous honey bear.

Now, I could be here for hours before the bear shows up,

so it's important to be prepared

and here I have a honey sandwich for my lunch.

Delicious! Bears aren't the only ones who love honey. Mmm! Yummy!

Oh, Rapids, what are you thinking? There's work to do.

Let's spot the honey bear then eat later. Right, here we go.

Hmm, well, won't be long now.

Those bears can no doubt smell the honey.

-I bet there's a bear here...

-Mmm!

-..very, very soon.

I tell you what, it's hungry work, this.

I think it's time for a sandwich. Hang on a minute! What's going on?

Who's eaten my honey sandwich? Well, it can't have gone far.

Excuse me.

Never mind, I'll make another honey sarnie with the honey from the ja...

Whoa! That's gone too!

Oh, Rapids. Well, it must have been the wood pigeons or something.

-Ah, well, I'll find that honey bear or my name's not Rapids..

-Johnson!

..Johnson. Keep 'em peeled.

RATTLING

LOW RUSTLING

SQUIRREL GIGGLES

Mm-hm. Hello, th... Hello, th...

Hello, there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

A recent survey shows

that newsreaders' chairs are getting smaller.

I think I can agree with that.

Doreen, have you got a cushion, please? Thank you. DOREEN! OOH!

And now this.

WATERING CAN RATTLES

GIGGLING

SQUIRREL GIGGLES

BIRDSONG

I usually put five or six eggs in

but some people like to put sugars in their tea. I don't know!

Hello there, my little pastry bases, and welcome to Bake Me A Star

with me, Dina Lady, and this is my assistant Tommy Tummy.

-Say hello, Tommy.

-Hello, Tommy.

Now, today we asked our three home bakers

to bake some delicious cupcakes.

My mum used to call me her little cupcake.

Daft boy!

And remember, we'll award the Bake Me A Star rosette to whoever

makes the best cupcakes.

-How about that, eh?

-Right, I'll have a little look.

And I'll have a little taste.

Now that is what I would call a cupcake,

which is handy as they are actually called cupcakes.

Ooh, I like these!

So swirly and colourful. Mmm!

And, last but not least,

ooh, cupcakes with loads of chocolate on top.

My mouth's watering. I can't wait to have a taste.

Oh, but they've all gone

and I was so looking forward to having a cupcake.

Calm down, Tommy, I was just having a teeny-tiny taste,

and all of your cupcakes were good

but not quite right.

Thankfully, here's one I baked earlier.

There you go.

It's a cake made from cups, which means you can drink out of it too.

There you go, Tommy. Have a little sip of that, why don't you?

There.

Which means the first prize goes to...

ooh, ME!

Oh, that IS a surprise. Say goodbye, Tommy.

-Goodbye, Tommy.

-See you next time, my little jam tarts.

BIRDSONG

SQUIRREL GIGGLES

SQUIRREL GIGGLES

Do you have a garden with nowhere to sit?

Then how about making your own garden bench?

DRILL WHIRRS

First, you need some wood...

..and don't forget a plan for your bench.

Now it's time to get to work.

Once your bench is assembled, paint it your favourite colour.

Comfortable?

Your sturdy and attractive garden bench is finished.

Job done!

CLATTERING

Yaway, bairns. Keith Fit here.

Today I'm going to show you how to boomerang.

OK. Now, a boomerang comes from Australia,

like koala bears and, you know, barbecues and kangaroos, OK.

Now, unlike a stick, when you throw it...

..a boomerang will come back to you.

Now, I'm new to the boomerang game. Only joking, bairns.

I've been throwing boomerangs for over 20 year,

so I know how to throw them well.

OK, watch and learn, watch and learn. Here we go.

Throw it like so. Haway!

Just wait. Here it comes, man.

Champion!

Oh, man, I don't think it's coming back.

Let's try another boomerang, shall we? OK, here we go.

Big throw, like so.

Haway with you! Go on, man, that's a good one. Here it comes.

Oh, man, I don't believe it. I think the boomerangs must be breaking.

Let's give it one more try, shall we? Third time lucky, bairns.

OK, move your hair out the way if you need to and a big throw. Here we go.

Away with ya! Whoa, man, it's a champion throw!

I don't believe it.

It must be the wind or something, but the boomerangs are breaking.

WHIZZING FLAPS Hang on a minute, what's that sound?

Man, I think it's the boomerangs!

Oh, man! Haway!

It's Silly Time!

-Sorry.

-So, Captain Adorable, what's your superhero top tip for today?

Well, Awesome Girl,

today's top tip is to make sure that we can talk to the animals.

-Talk to animals? Awesome!

-Absolutely.

If us superheroes can talk to the animals

we can find out if they need help.

-Take note, Awesome Girl.

-Taking note, Captain.

MEOWS, WOOFS, SQUAWKS

Hic! Mn-mh! Hic! SMACKS LIPS

TRUMPETS LIKE ELEPHANT

WHINNIES, NEIGHS

CLUCKS LIKE CHICKEN

Awesome!

-Thanks, Captain.

-Please, don't thank me. It's what I do.

CLUCKS

And now it's time for your giggles!

-What's a cow's favourite game?

-I don't know.

MOO-sical statues!

LAUGHTER

One, two, three... Only three?

Oh, dear, there were five last week!

Oh, well, HAIR today, gone tomorrow.

Oh, hello there. I'm Professor Middles. Oh, I mean Wiggles.

Oh, I mean Muddles, and this is my laboratory.

Ha-ha, now today we're going to answer a question that has

puzzled scientists and most men for centuries.

Can you reverse baldness?

Well, as you can see, I myself have been bald for a very long time.

I mean, this is me as a boy.

Even back then I had, well, a SLIGHTLY receding hairline

and a tiny parting, as you can see.

Now, I've invented a machine that will give almost anything

a fine head of hair, including myself hopefully.

Now, take this ordinary potato, or spud if you will,

and place it into the machine like so.

Just get the remote control and now I shall activate the machine.

Here we go.

Ta-dah! Success!

Now I'm going to use the machine on me.

Now, remember, don't try this at home.

Now, simply take the remote control and turn it up a teeny bit more

and activate.

BUZZING AND BEEPING

Oh, no, my hair is so big! Oh, dear, I can hardly stand up!

Ooh! So what have learned here today?

Well, being bald isn't necessarily a bald... I mean a bad thing.

Right, I'm off to buy a serious amount of hair gel. Whoa!

I'm Professor Muddles. Whoo! Goodbye!

CLANG!

-You've been watching...

-Gigglebiz!

-Thank you. Goodbye!

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# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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