Episode 7 Hacker's Olympic Rundown


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We're back. Today's top stories: Shy gymnast tends to hide inside his

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shoulders. Cold starts at hockey match. Boxer takes on bottle of

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water in toughest fight yet. And Dan Walker loses control of bladder live

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on TV. Yelena can I borrow that tissue? Let's catch up with the key.

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It's everywhere. -- can I borrow that tissue? Mark Cavendish took the

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silver in the on. What? Omnium. These crisps are delicious, but what

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flavour are they? Cheese and... Omnium. Mark Cavendish won silver

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last night, which is surprising considering he stopped halfway round

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the track. Laura Trott is on course for a medal, too, but there were

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some shocks in the women's race. It is a surprise to see beverage come

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out at this point. I don't know about that. My mouth is quite dry

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after all those crisps. Regular viewers will recall that I have been

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getting Chris Hawley into trouble by texting him when he is live on air.

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He has been finding alternative employment. We have found an

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umbrella holder. Now design for my action replay. A personal best yet

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again. -- now it is time for my disappointing action replay. I

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thought those badminton players were a bit rude, gossiping about their

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opponents during the match. He stinks. Did anyone see the horse

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that thought it was a crab? Yes, Charlotte Dujardin won gold in the

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dressage. She wasn't crying on the podium, she had just peeled an...

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Omnium. I am playing Mrs Birling in an Inspector calls in new Brighton.

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There are still tickets available. Has anybody seen the new celebrity

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at the Olympics? It is Clare Balding's back. This woman was

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desperate to get a photo of it. That is a good one, isn't it? Lovely

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blouse she is wearing today. Get her back! Oh, yes. Why is everybody in

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Rio a high-pitched Geordie? Did anyone see the world's lightest dog?

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This was Sophie Hitchen, winning bronze in the hammer throw. The

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commentator got confused and thought he was watching the Ludo finals.

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COMMENTATOR: Last throw of the dice for Sophie Hitchen. She is already

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celebrating. The competition isn't over yet. I wonder where she learned

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that dance! The Polish hammer thrower braced a few eyebrows by

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doing a massive trump. I wonder what her secret is. COMMENTATOR: She had

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nine boiled eggs for breakfast. That is what it does to you. I'm sure she

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has been eating something else. What is it? Omnium. Thanks, Claire. I am

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off to hang about with my new show business pal. It is Clare Balding's

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back. Let's go!

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